ULPT to quickly get about $10k
Posted by Phantom2291@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 480 comments
While most won't care, I need about 10k for my dogs surgery. I can go into details if people want.
I set up the GoFundMe, I have the 2nd job.
I'm looking for something to get that 10k that is LEGAL but unethical. I don't want to hurt anyone. I would go for an OF account, but I'm a fat pasty bastard with an average dick lol
What creative ways should I explore?
RIPdon_sutton@reddit
Unethical Life Pro Tips. That's where I am, right? Cool. Power bottom for 100 dudes at $100 a pop.
Wolf_in_CheapClothes@reddit
Or 400 dudes for $25. It's up to you.
Ur_Just_Spare_Parts@reddit
10,000 dudes for a buck each. You might be a lil sore but hey 10k is 10k
MagnaCumLoudly@reddit
Hey that’s more bang for your buck
alohadawg@reddit
Goddamn these are my peoples.
Thanks for the chuckle MagnaCumLoudly!
maddjointz@reddit
Siiiiiigh - take my upvote
ThatRapGuysLady@reddit
🏅🏅🏅
Take my Ghetto Gold™️©️
IWentHam@reddit
Username checks out
IAmA_Wolf@reddit
Such a disappointingly underrated comment!
drowningintime@reddit
don't wanna fuck with buck again
mandrin13@reddit
Its more buck for your bang.
Scerpes@reddit
It’s actually more bang for the same buck.
bradlees@reddit
Or you can jerk 100,000 dude for a buck each. Just arrange them by DTF and girth so the you don’t waste any strokes. Hot swap them by the T2O and before you know it you have a startup compression company and some investor wanting to hit the tres commas club
kucksdorfs@reddit
Reminds me of a joke where the punchline is "well yeah, it will continue to be sore for as long as you refer to it as an entrance."
RainerGerhard@reddit
Ten thousand dudes at a buck each sounds pretty nice. But I don’t have ten grand right now.
squidlessful@reddit
What’s your powerbottom number?
penisingarlicpress@reddit
You can't just "be" a power bottom and charge for services. Power Bottoms are born, not made.
yell0wsn0wc0nes@reddit
Username checks out…??
Kepler1609a@reddit
Now, I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it
penisingarlicpress@reddit
His explanations of the Myst speed runs was pretty woke
beathuggin@reddit
I don't think he'd be charging for the experience, but more so being a receptacle.
anonymousetache@reddit
Tax pro here. Skip the LLC and do this one.
eeeBs@reddit
Just don't accidentally do it for free. Don't ask me how I know.
SenatorzSon@reddit
It’ll cost you a whole sixer!
m_aurelius@reddit
Not asking how you know... For a friend
Slightly_Estupid@reddit
Just be a Sole Proprietor. Makes everything easier.
Conscious-Peach8453@reddit
Never devalue your asset
NinJ4ng@reddit
Ronnie Red
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
That's sick. Absolutely disgusting. He can suck all the dicks needed to pay for the surgery in one full day blow bang. $20 is $20
anonymousetache@reddit
Tax pro here. I picked a winner too quickly. This one seems like your best bet. Do this.
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
Do you happen to have 399 friends that are all free Thursday?
anonymousetache@reddit
Tax pro here. No I don’t have 499 fucking friends. I can be free Thursday though.
TwistedOvaries@reddit
How much do you charge on Wednesday though?
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
You want the tailgate/tailpipe pregame kum & go package? $99 for the day pass or $169 for both days.
TwistedOvaries@reddit
Can you include unlimited soda and popcorn?
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
I'm not sure I want that liability
FrenTimesTwo@reddit
Noice
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
Ibe already said there will be no fucking only blowies. Learn to read. My cpa just reached out and hell have the necessary cocks to move forward with this project Thursday. You are still welcome to attend. Entry draw starts at 8:30 am. Coffee and Gatorade will be served.
PhilosophicalScandal@reddit
We need to know location...for science of course.
IcyMike1782@reddit
"I picked a winner too quickly" <- killing me, tax pro!
psychogasm@reddit
Two holes. Double the efficiency. Can do it in a half day.
Novel-Education-2687@reddit
Why not lube up his ears a bit and fuck them too?
ghrinz@reddit
Next.
__-Avocado-__@reddit
Coward.
We are trying to allegedly save a dog’s life here
CardinaIRule@reddit
... And incidentally getting a fat pasty dude with a small dick VERY laid.
notimeleft4you@reddit
You are obviously not gay.
There is a shortage of tops, not bottoms.
Go to sniffies and look for tops. It’s like where’s Waldo.
_muck_@reddit
Why the shortage? Tariffs?
habmea@reddit
Trump takes 25% of all tops, except for those exempted under CUSMA
iAMADisposableAcc@reddit
CUMSA
AbjectGovernment1247@reddit
I love this comment.
dystopiapathy@reddit
I've always seen these comments about shortage of tops. Every now and then, I browse my area (I swear I only browse because I am mono married and would never stray on my wife) just to see what it's like. I'm actually surprised to see 50/50 if not more tops than bottoms.
Sea_Beautiful_5843@reddit
Sure.. buddy, sure.
notimeleft4you@reddit
Are they tops or vers tops? They mean completely different things.
criminalsunrise@reddit
Open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
OP - I made $10k and a nickel sucking dick.
Me - who gave you the nickel?
OP - all of them.
Munnin41@reddit
Could probably make that in a day if you went to the RNC
calling_at_this_time@reddit
Thats not unethical
anonstarcity@reddit
Now that’s the Reddit we all love: “you’re never broke if you got a warm butthole”
SuperMajesticMan@reddit
I mean... is that unethical?
Urdrago@reddit
r/theydidthemath
It was easy math, but it was done.
jen22546@reddit
/u/Phantom2291
don’t know where you are located, but there’s an amazing animal hospital in richmond VA where all they do is provide low cost dog/cat surgeries. i took my dog there and saved 4k over what my vet wanted to charge.
it’s called helping hands.
https://helpinghandsvetva.com/knee-repair-richmond-va/
InsidiousToilet@reddit
Get a CareCredit card. Don't pay it back.
usrname516@reddit
How do you just get away with that though?
lookayoyo@reddit
Travel to a different country, take out a loan, get the surgery (probably cheaper), then come home without repaying.
usrname516@reddit
How would you take out a loan in a different country?
mightyhorrorshow@reddit
Not unethical but Care Credit.
My pup had both of them done within 6 months, I had a GFM, care credit, and a second job as well. It was hard but being able to watch her walk without pain was worth it. If you have questions about the recovery process hit me up
Unethical part, take out the card in your dog's name.
QuinteX1994@reddit
Craigslist, offer to suck cock and the likes. Some people pay decent and lets be honest, it wont kill you and no one needs to know.
SHIN_YOKU@reddit
Someone buying prostitutes on Craigslist is probably not the best person to partner up with. That's a guarantee for a STD or a serial killer, maybe both.
vcabalda@reddit
If you’re by the Mexican border, you could get the procedure for like maybe 70% cheaper?
Fear20000@reddit
Would this be the same for Canada?
sevenofnineftw@reddit
No. Vets are also very expensive here
kevinh456@reddit
But 29% cheaper with exchange rate
Chemical_Ad7978@reddit
Except... Canadian pesos
Fear20000@reddit
God damn first world countries
axl3ros3@reddit
Not trouble bringing the pet back across the border?
Greedy-Canary-5807@reddit
just need the shot records
flitandflutter@reddit
This is what I did. Went perfectly
heapsp@reddit
Buy one expensive pokemon card, discount it by 80% and sell it to 12 different people through facebook groups.
By the time they realized they have been scammed, your dog will have the surgeries, they will issue paypal claims and your balance will go negative but you can pay it back over time.
tie_myshoe@reddit
Take whatever you got and put it on Black and play until you hit $10k
Swamp_Swimmer@reddit
Put a MAGA hat on and make a video about how your dogs were injured in a brutal assault on your cyber truck and you need moneys
_mausmaus@reddit
I hear they like to shoot dogs, even young ones. Just imagine what they’ll do to these.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Possibly the MOST unethical of choices.
feedmygoodside@reddit
And a very fine idea that sounds more than plausible.
yikeswhathappened@reddit
Visit the website of a large, local animal rescue non-profit. Look at their donor list and track down a few names of people who have made large donations. Write them a personal letter with a photo of your pet. Ask them for help paying the vet bill. Tell them you’ll do yard work or other odd jobs to pay them back.
CollectionWinter284@reddit
This is the most TLDR of nonprofit fundraising I’ve ever read and is spot on 😬
SummonedShenanigans@reddit
Or track them down and steal their pets, leaving your own behind. They almost certainly take better care of their pets than you have. Now you have healthy pets and the rich pet lovers have sick ones and the funds to get them surgeries.
Ill_Temporary6865@reddit
Then steal it back after they fix the dog up
Plamenaks@reddit
Risqué, their pets will 100% be trackable by some means and also stealing their pet is illegal (?).
laineh90@reddit
Maybe illegal- but not punishable. At least in Texas. Some dude kidnapped my cat and didnt remove the tracker on his collar like an idiot. He refused to return my cat and threatened to shoot me. Despite annoying the cops for several weeks they wouldnt do shit and told me to take it to civil court???? And let the dude keep possession of my cat throughout the long process????? WTF
laineh90@reddit
Maybe illegal- but not punishable. At least in Texas. Some dude kidnapped my cat and didnt remove the tracker on his collar like an idiot. He refused to return my cat and threatened to shoot me. Despite annoying the cops for several weeks they wouldnt do shit and told me to take it to civil court???? And let the dude keep possession of my cat throughout the long process????? WTF
ridin-derpy@reddit
I love this typo
jcc2244@reddit
Too risky to keep the pets - you are likely to be found.
Just steal the pets and make it look like they ran away, then wait for a "lost pet" reward poster and return the pets for $$.
Rinse and repeat as needed from different rich pet owners = atm $$$
yell0wsn0wc0nes@reddit
Seven psychopaths inspiration
AmishHoeFights@reddit
Not sure the dig about "almost certainly take better care of their pets than you have" is necessary...
NowOrNessy@reddit
Your comment literally made me LOL. Thanks 🤣
Ledot3@reddit
Too ethical
aladdyn2@reddit
Do it but don't actually pay them back..
2580374@reddit
Now we're talking
Sweaty-Feedback-1482@reddit
The kidnappings are up to you though... not saying kidnap... not saying don't
timeywimeytotoro@reddit
I don’t know, is stalking wealthy people ethical? Just keep reaching out to them after they help, and don’t leave them alone
Wheredoesthisonego@reddit
All the wealthiest people already stalk you, why not vice versa?
ElusiveI@reddit
My dog’s on his ninth TPLO (knee) surgery, I need your help!
SoftAndChewyRopes@reddit
Show 'em how those average pasty parts make paste. Make paste. Make paste. Thrice!
dechets-de-mariage@reddit
Spray liquid ass around while doing said yard work.
blanczak@reddit
Do it, but rob them at gunpoint when you meet in person.
LyricalHolster@reddit
That’s how Batman is born dude
CisterPhister@reddit
Not if you wait until their son is at summer camp!
ZealousidealMonk6316@reddit
😂😂😂😂10/10 comment.
AfterScience87@reddit
Or sic the dog on ‘em
jzzippy@reddit
Thank you. I needed a good laugh this morning.
PodcastJunkie@reddit
And don’t do any yard work. Give them a fake name, shit on their lawn at night.
Is it unethical enough yet?
tomtomclubthumb@reddit
USethe money for aholiday and dump the dog on their doorstep, they'lll pay for the surgery anyway.
Equivalent-Carry-419@reddit
Hand out business cards in the neighborhood and then vandalize a couple houses a day later
Fabian_1082003@reddit
And no piss disc...
guppie365@reddit
With that, I'm out.
ltlvlge12@reddit
Yeah this is a great idea but it’s completely ethical and heartwarming.
Ashtonpaper@reddit
Your goodness has brought a tear to my eye.
2ecStatic@reddit
What are the chances that something like this would even work?
Deny-Degrade-Disrupt@reddit
Reported, rule 1 violation
domesticatedwolf420@reddit
Wrong subreddit
CallingYouForMoney@reddit
r/lostlostredditors
blowtheglass@reddit
Say you'll suck their dick
Future_Usual_8698@reddit
Genius.
Skellyhell2@reddit
A piss disk can help but im not sure how
MrJimLiquorLahey@reddit
You pick a couple of random houses and put letters in their mailboxes warning that if they don't pay X amount into an account, their yard will smell like piss. Then do a drive-by every morning and throw the piss disc until they pay.
bromosapien89@reddit
Get pet insurance and photoshop the bill to make it look like the street happened after the month waiting period
Leading_Scholar2688@reddit
Try making a sad video and posting on social media with a venmo
0ttr@reddit
Try getting a prettier friend of yours to make the same sad video
Anynymous475839292@reddit
Just don't do this on Instagram
Tinmanred@reddit
Nah insta comments still fuck with dogs or people tryna get skinny and shit.
Anynymous475839292@reddit
Animals maybe but they dgaf about people try a lose weight 💀
Tinmanred@reddit
Depends lol. I’ve seen some massive people or kids with those type post just in reel algorithm I think cuz the comments idk lol. It’s all “good job now less big n____” and shit like that
Honky_Cat@reddit
Bonus +50 feels if you have “Arms of the Angel” playing during your plea.
AfroDZAk@reddit
Make sure that the pet in question is soaking wet during the video.
skittlezfruit@reddit
Bonus points if you add the Sara McLachlan song.
Tinmanred@reddit
This isn’t even unethical but a good idea still
MaesterPycell@reddit
Donate plasma or platelets, both are not exactly pain free. Best of luck with your pupper, you’re a good dude.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
I donate whole blood pretty regularly, so I'm no stranger to those needles! Good idea, thanks
feline_riches@reddit
Just want to make sure you saw this but there are Facebook and reddit groups for sperm donors that help same sex and intersex couples get pregnant....you don't have to go to an actual sperm bank
HonestPerspective638@reddit
Plasma pays more
Equivalent-Carry-419@reddit
Who’s to say that it’s an either/or question. Do both!
vonneguts_anus@reddit
Would take well over a year to bank 10k
Ok_Perception1131@reddit
Donate to a sperm bank?
mobfather@reddit
I don’t think donating blood to a sperm bank would be a good idea, unless they are trying to make their product more pink to appeal to their female demographic target audience.
hordak666@reddit
donating to shart bank
spiflication@reddit
I run a mom and pop ass to pants sharttery and the economy is so bad I can’t pay anyone to take my sharts!!
DannySantoro@reddit
He said he's a fat pasty bastard, that probably won't work.
derkbarnes@reddit
What if i deliver his cup of jizz? Seems like a fool proof plan.
domesticatedwolf420@reddit
Wrong subreddit
JStewy21@reddit
Normally I'd agree with not putting ethical stuff on an unethical sub but this dude is just crying to take care of his dogs man he doesn't care how
jatea@reddit
I don't know about platelets but plasma doesn't pay super well. I've done it a few times, and I think you can maybe make $400 a month if you go the maximum amount. I hated doing it too. It could help contribute though if op figured out a couple other things and maybe gets delayed payment figured out.
AiurHoopla@reddit
Find some loan sharks. Pets will be saved but you might not have kneecaps anymore.
sheepdipped@reddit
“fat pasty bastard with an average dick”. Go with an OF! You would be surprised! Im totally interested. And there’s many more.
atombomb1945@reddit
Rule 34 is always in play
Royal_Acanthisitta51@reddit
Set up a 501-C. Those charity dollars for the benefit of u/Phantom2991’s dogs are tax free! Anything extra you can pay yourself on a W-2 for running of the charity.
sparkling467@reddit
Have you talked to vets or rescues? There are some in my area that have funds set up to help owners with surgeries or other things their pet may need.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Excellent idea, thanks!
schwatto@reddit
Along these lines, it sucks to go into debt for a vet bill, but the vet will have a pamphlet for something called Care card. It’s a credit card you can get specifically for this purpose, it has delayed interest and I think the approval and account setup happens right there at the vet. When my dogs surgery was schedule last year I signed up for a credit card for the zero interest and sign on bonus (points if you spend a certain amount). It didn’t come in time and if I had just signed up for that card it would have been a different story. Now I have interest accruing and it’s harder to pay it off.
Overall-Birthday2455@reddit
Do not do care card. I did this for my Invisalign. I had a 3500$ balance and although there was no “interest” for 24 months, I did get charged a monthly fee that was directly tied to the amount on the balance of the card. It was much lower than a credit card interest would be, but still came out to like ≈7-8%
GullibleSquirrel8439@reddit
That just sounds like interest with extra steps
pennylane_9@reddit
I second the other person who said DO NOT GET CARE CREDIT. I was paying $300 a month towards a $3k dental procedure and ended up paying back $5k when all was said and done due to their bullshit fees and interest plans that spike randomly. They also reduced my credit limit from $5k to $2k with no explanation once I had paid off the first $1k, which confused the hell out of me in addition to hurting my credit score.
nickdaman43@reddit
Seconding this. My vet has allowed us to set up payment plans with them
Murkmist@reddit
When my dog sprints down the stairs like an idiot, I tell her I have 3k saved up for her surgery and no more.
Equivalent-Carry-419@reddit
Not ULPT but I put a baby gate at the bottom of the stairs so my little dog can’t run upstairs.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
We have some, but put them up too late. Now it's stopping him climbing up when we're not looking at least
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
That's how my lovable idiot tore his left!
piscesinfla@reddit
I received help from a local non-profit when I found a stray cat. You may not get the whole 10k but you may find they can offer reduced fees
Also, Care Credit, (credit card) if your vet will take it.
sparkling467@reddit
It may not cover all of it, but everything helps. Also, ask if there are any rescues, or other resources, in the area that help with those costs.
Sheepherdernerder@reddit
When I asked my vet this question they said, get Care credit and charge it. I said I have it already, it's maxed out. They said, that's fine we can do credit through us. I asked about an angel fund and they said, that's for animals and families in need. Yeah lady, that's us, we need help. We spent 3500 last year at the vet and now another 3k this year already like wtf. We have a surgery in May and nothing towards it. And the vet was angry we had to reschedule an amputation because we didn't have the money.
JrCoxy@reddit
There’s also CareCredit, which is literally around for these exact situations: loans quickly given to owners that can’t afford surgery costs
domesticatedwolf420@reddit
Wrong subreddit
deftoner42@reddit
Any universities that offer vet programs around you? They may be able to use your pup as a training/teaching aide. Our dog had one done and our vet had 2 "newer" vets observe the procedure (we were already heavily discounted because my wife worked there), but it's an idea. Otherwise I'd look into CareCredit.
_RS_7@reddit
Sell a kidney. Note: It does not need to be yours.
Bunnyfartz@reddit
$10k for surgery vs. $100 for The Shot.
OrdinarySecret1@reddit
Sell your dogs. Not only you won’t have to spend $10k on them, but you’ll make money.
ALL_CAPS-@reddit
Just get new dogs
2geek2bcool@reddit
Post online that Joe Biden attacked your Purebred American Patriot™, and you need 50k to save Trump’s #1 canine support.
Idiots will throw money at you.
feedmygoodside@reddit
Damn, how right are you!
DiddysHandler@reddit
Rent free
toutpetitpoulet@reddit
Say you were told by evil democratic doctors to vax your dog and you did and now it’s having seizures and you’re going to a MAGA doctor to save the dog
0011010100110011@reddit
It’s a charity event, for dogs with Down Syndrome.
HuddsMagruder@reddit
Too ethical.
Admirable-Garage5326@reddit
You can buy two bullets pretty cheaply...just saying.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Use them on yourself
hybriduff@reddit
ULPT of the day: Find a dog.that needs surgery and then beg people on the Internet for money.
My cat needs new eyes, please send me meowny https://cash.app/$BrianDIYs
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Go fuck yourself.
smokingmerlin@reddit
Set up several meme coins and see if any of them take off. The coin dudes are fucking idiots so you have a chance at getting a good amount.
Draco546@reddit
Try TikTok. Ive seen people get Millions of Views for their Pet’s medical expenses.
muneymanaging92@reddit
If not sold by April 5 (Saturday) it may be banned again.
Draco546@reddit
Oh yah i forgot about that
Outrageous-Pen-1219@reddit
Porn, like craigslist porn. not only fans.
richardnc@reddit
Call your local humane society. My has a fund to help pet owners cover expensive surgeries that the owners aren’t able to afford. They also may have relationships with other vets that may allow them to let you do a payment plan or help you pay for the procedure. Additionally, this sucks, but look into Care Credit. It’s a credit card company specifically for paying for medical care. They usually have programs where if you pay off the total in 6-18 months depending on the total you don’t pay interest.
colicinogenic@reddit
Some people like fatsy patsies with averages. You never know till you try.
TheUnderwolf11@reddit
Just commenting to say my pup is doing great two months off his second TPLO, good on you for getting it done, it’s a great surgery wish you the best.
WatchingYouWatchMe2@reddit
Go buy a 30k car with zero down and high payments, pull the engine and sell it for 10k, tranny for 5k, dump it somewhere and report it stolen
DimensionsIntertwine@reddit
Where do you get your pricings? A 30k car doesn't have an engine worth 10k.
LOL
WatchingYouWatchMe2@reddit
It's just an example not ment to be real world numbers, here a bonus trick. Rent a car with a fake id and stolen card, pull the engine and tranny and sell it. Enjoy
xochilt_IGII@reddit
The ole socals one-way-ticket-to-TJ.
aLiexxxra@reddit
Wouldn’t the insurance just pay the dealership or whoever has the loan directly tho ?
Kswans6@reddit
They’d get the money from selling the engine and transmission though
aLiexxxra@reddit
Ahh I see !! Whoops Haha I totally missed that crucial detail
darned_dog@reddit
He needs 10k... Why would he buy a car for 30k if he can just use 10k for the surgery? Genuine question.
champak256@reddit
Zero down
darned_dog@reddit
Ahh that makes sense. Sorry for the foolish comment.
Mrprolife@reddit
Fly to another country with your dogs. Check which ones are cheap and have good healthcare. 100% legal yet a bit unethical if you look into healthcare tourism
ItDoBeLikeThatTho710@reddit
Sell ❄️
MeanFrame5277@reddit
Go to Mexico and get it done for a 1/10 the price
krystarwen@reddit
Saw this post and made me think of you, not $10k but 6! https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/uKYOuBxcYJ
deftoner42@reddit
Any universities that offer Veterinarian programs around you? They may be able to use your pup as a training/teaching aide. Our dog had one done and our vet had 2 "newer" vets observe the procedure (we were already heavily discounted because my wife worked there), but it's an idea. Otherwise I'd look into CareCredit.
T_Henson@reddit
Ugh. My dog’s hip replacement was MORE expensive at the veterinary school but we opted for them because his other orthopedic surgeon said he would get the best care there. Insurance didn’t cover that surgery but they did cover both of his TPLOs and the surgery to explant his hardware from one of them when it started rejecting and was sticking out through his skin. That insurance company hates to see us coming…
anotherjunkie@reddit
Good lord. The plate for my dog’s tlpo costs more than you paid for the whole thing.
deftoner42@reddit
Mom & pop practice (hard to find these days), pre-covid, plus wife worked for him for several years at that point.
anotherjunkie@reddit
Ahhh. Yeah that would help. We have a 170lb Leonberger, and they just quoted us $7500-9000 for one knee.
I’m losing my mind, but he has trouble even getting outside at the moment so…. We’re going to see what the pet insurance will cover, and maybe check with a vet school.
deftoner42@reddit
Yikes! Thats crazy. Hope you can find a better deal!
kucksdorfs@reddit
Not unethical (like at all) but check if the surgeon accepts CareCredit (credit card). I just had tlpo on my dog and with that card, I don't pay interest for a year.
JetPuffedDo@reddit
This isn’t unethical and i don’t know if it is pertinent to your situation. My dog needed life saving surgery but I couldn’t afford it (broke college student barely scraping by) so I literally called every veterinarian practice I could in and out of state and made a spreadsheet of every practice, what they covered, their estimates ,and contact info. In the end only one doctor was willing to do the surgery for 4k instead of everyone else’s estimate of 8-12k. I told my regular vet (who initially said it was new policy that they didnt do this surgery anymore) I was going somewhere out of state to try and get the procedure done. They were worried about the stress and travelling we would have to do with my dog in an unstable condition after surgery so they spoke to the lady who oversees all the veterinarians at my vet practice and they found a way to not only perform the surgery there but to also match the cost of the estimate of 4k that the other out of state vet gave me instead of the 10k my place normally would have charged under a grant they had in their company that essentially uses your animal as training for new veterinarians. I gave consent and then immediately had to figure out how to raise 4k in 2 weeks. I sold everything i could online and in garage sales/flea markets, did odd jobs on loans, and the rest was donated by family and friends even ones i haven’t spoke to in a decade. I was definitely lucky to have been able to raise the money through others’ generosity but maybe you might find a different vet practice that will do the surgery but at a more affordable rate? I wish you and your pup all the good luck in the world!
vanishingpointz@reddit
Scan $100 bills use them to buy drugs hand to hand on the street. Then sell the drugs in a different area.
Your situation sucks . I do hope your doggo is OK ✌️
No-Curve1066@reddit
this is like 3 times illegal!
vanishingpointz@reddit
My bad
BallzNyaMouf@reddit
Short basically anything in the NYSE.
WhalesLoveSmashBros@reddit
Quick 10k? Your only options are very big illegal.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
I'll amend the title, quickly as in 3-4 months, not as in next week
WhalesLoveSmashBros@reddit
Oh then you could probably do it fully legally tbh. Assuming you have spare time.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
So I've got the 2 jobs, set up the GoFundMe months go, and this post has gotten me more donations than GFM. Looking for all sorts of ways, but the post did specifically say LEGAL, just not necessarily ethical. I'll kill for this dog if I have to, but I want to explore all other options first
spencerdaepic@reddit
Buy puts on the S&P 500
byteme4188@reddit
What surgeries and can it wait?
Sign up for pet insurance and don't disclose the dogs need surgery. Waiting period is usually only a few weeks then schedule the surgery after
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
We have pet insurance on him already, this is a known (like nation wide) exclusionary medical issue.
byteme4188@reddit
What's the medical issue?
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Tplo, ccl tears. Canine version of ACL
byteme4188@reddit
Why is that excluded? Unless you signed up after the injury it's not.
What insurance
CarelessStatement172@reddit
I don't have any unethical tips, but an ethical one would be to reach out to some non profit animal organizations. They may be able to help run an auction for your pups (this is how my old dog with hip dysplasia was able to get his surgery).
KuddelmuddelMonger@reddit
Nothing like using pets to pull people's heart strings to donate. I like your thinking!
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Wouldn't do it if I didn't have to.
InchHigh-PrivateEye@reddit
Shop around for vets. A lot of small local practices get bought by corporations that jack up the price, especially in cities. (Looking at you Blue Pearl and Heart & Paw)
My cat needed exploratory surgery and all the vets were quoting me like 5000-6000. My therapist fosters and recommended her vet which was a little outside town and they quoted me 1500-2000. Unfortunately, based on what the surgery found I had to say goodbye to my sweet baby but the staff there really went above and beyond in comforting me and helping me in that difficult time. I only ended up getting charged 1200 and most of that was for the pre surgery blood transfusion she needed.
AllMoneyGone@reddit
Apply for a credit card, use existing credit card, or increase existing credit card limit. Especially if a specific card has a good promotional bonus going on right now. It’ll buy you approx. a month to figure out acquiring the money. If not, pay as much as you can and rack up the interest until you’re able to pay it off.
augustana2021@reddit
Idk, but arbitrage betting? I was doing that for almost 3 months, manually But i saw platforms offering to do it for you
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
I'm not familiar, could you explain arbitrage betting?
lcdroundsystem@reddit
OP I can tell you where to get the surgery done for $2700-3100 per leg and that includes all x rays and follow up checks. I got my dogs tlpo surgery in December
Chris_ssj2@reddit
Shameless plugin of venmo, looks like a new way to beg on the internet these days
shmorpo_@reddit
See if the vet takes care credit? Might not cover the entire surgery but a good portion at least. Thanks for taking care of your pup.
NightLightHighLight@reddit
On the credit note; most cards have a welcome period of about a year where you get charged no interest. You could theoretically pay the 10 grand with a card under this welcome period. Then when the year is just about up, open a new card with a different institution and transfer the balance for another year of no interest. Repeat as many times as necessary to pay off the balance. It’s not ideal, and is downright reckless, but this is an emergency.
DogsBeerCheeseNerd@reddit
If not care credit, try scratch pay or the all pet card.
YourPaleRabbit@reddit
Scratch pay is bomb. That’s what I got when one of my adopted turtles needed surgery after a tragic cannibalism accident. And they gave me a full two years to pay off his surgery before charging any interest. And it was super convenient
thatdeterminedguy@reddit
Without organ sacrifice right ?
Blown_Up_Baboon@reddit
I sent you 10 bucks. If you can get 1000 more people to do it you’re gonna be in good shape.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
OP is just a scammer. Don't give money to strangers on the internet. This is a brand new account that posted to porn subreddits to hit the karma they needed to make this scam post.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Thank you so much man! Words can't express
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
I think it's really pathetic and sad that this dude is trying to help his dog and figure out options and all you people have are really lame jokes about prostitution that wouldn't even be funny if it were a different subject matter let alone over this. Get a life and a better sense of humor. If you needed to raise money for something stupid your prostitution jokes would still be lame as hell. How many of you lames suggested selling BJ's? So pathetic.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
OP posted to a subreddit about doing unethical things. What makes you think the dog is real?
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
Yes unethical things but not illegal he was clear about the ideas he was looking for and the purpose. It's not a fictional story subreddit it's an unethical tips subreddit that's what makes me think the dog is real. Even if it weren't it wouldn't make the jokes funny, non repetitive, or original.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
This isn't a comedy subreddit. Lying about a dog would be par for the course here. It's also a brand new reddit account that earned its posting karma by posting in low effort porn subreddits.
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
I should probably mention too that I really truly believed he was genuinely willing to do anything short of breaking the law to help his dog. I guess that's how I feel as my dog is dying in front of me. I'd do anything to help her and I don't ever think that this is something to joke about. I think there's a difference between unethical and downright pathetic and willing to go to any lengths to scam people. There's a difference between shameless scam artistry and unethical really but I appreciate you pointing it out because I was genuinely upset.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
yeah man, playing on your sympathy is how scams work.
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
It's unethical life tips and there's a difference between an unethical point of view and blatant scam artistry. One is an alternative point of view that may go against societal rules or norms and the other is being a shameless criminal willing to go to absolutely any lengths to take advantage of other people.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
your thoughts on what is unethical vs a scam doesn't really matter when this post is a scam.
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
I get that thanks
LaLa_Chi_Girl@reddit
I did not check into that but thank you. I guess this dude is more pathetic than the unoriginal BJ dudes. Damn. Thanks for pointing that out. I think I'm done with this sub. To me there's a difference between unethical and shameless. There's also a difference between funny and played out. I think that you're right. Lol. Wow.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
Report the post to the mods of the page. Hopefully they take it down.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
I knew what I was getting into, but there have been some gems. Hell, we're almost at 70k views, and my wife realized I could put my venmo up
Kazooguru@reddit
I went through this in 2009 during the recession. I understand what you’re going through. So sorry.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
I appreciate it, and I'm sorry you had to go through it too.
PsychoAward@reddit
Include your gofundme as well!!
Kswans6@reddit
Best of luck, I have no advice but I’m following this thread. Have racked up roughly $20-25k in vet/emergency services for my dog since January 9th of this year
wr0ngdr01d@reddit
Seriously. I don’t even see one piss disks response.
creative_name_idea@reddit
There might be people into fat pasty bastards with an average package. Do something interesting with it. Make a meme of yourself. Be ridiculous. Who knows if you are creative enough you might hit gold.
It won't be in time to help your dog but for a long term thing create a fetish nobody knew existed. Call your pasty fat fuck and play into it
themarko60@reddit
Pasty Fat Fuck foot fetish videos.
bk1insf@reddit
r/ChubbyDudes
r/dadbod
creative_name_idea@reddit
Take dad bod to next level. World of Warcraft bod
Vernacularshift@reddit
Yeah, there's a niche for anyone. But, it's also hard to make tons and tons of money on OF unless you are good at marketing
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Made me laugh, certainly earned your upvote! Lol
Dejadejoderloco@reddit
You don’t necessarily need to sell your body with this approach to make some cash. There’s this guy in my city that sells stuff in Facebook and makes the most ridiculous poses in questionable clothes showing the products. He gets so much engagement that way, his stuff sells really fast.
themarko60@reddit
Look up Mukbang. Sounds dirty I know but it is in fact eating on camera for money. Lots and lots of eating. More unhealthy than unethical but it is what it is.
Nyxolith@reddit
Door to door "raffle" tickets with a pre-picked "winner" who just so happens to be a very compassionate friend of yours. Or just tell people it's for a good cause. Maybe you could get some local pet stores to sponsor with some gift cards to raffle off, or something. Free pet grooming, one weekend free pet sitting, that kind of thing.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
I was at a school fundraiser that did a 50/50 raffle. The winner was the assistant head of the pta who then donated the money right back.
abluvsu@reddit
Are they doing the metal replacement and not the chorded? That’s high if it is the chorded procedure
Last_Statistician860@reddit
Put your dog down and gamble.
ScottElly@reddit
Instructions unclear, dogs dead and I've lost all my money.
allthecircusponies@reddit
Not unethical, but you can make some extra cash selling plasma at a donation center. Only about 700-800 the first month, though.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Something might be wrong with your vet if they're charging 10k.
Youre not a bad person if you choose to put them down. 10k is a lot for a human surgery, I can't imagine what would cost so much for a dog.
Venvut@reddit
Merely flushing my cat's bladder cost me $5k. It's absolutely insane these days.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
That takes like 30 seconds and idk a 50 cc syringe to do. I guess if they wanted to they might have put your cat on IV fluids so thatd take like a day or 2 of care and like 40 bucks worth of juice. If they had a blockage that'd run around 500.00 at the clinic I was at.
I wonder if our greedy corporate overlords have crept into veterinarian services.
Venvut@reddit
My cat had a blockage, there is only one ER around me, and they held him hostage until I paid the $5k. They kept him overnight. I was beyond furious. I had gone to TWO vets beforehand, who charged me $500 just to tell me he needed the ER. It’s bs.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
The vet I worked for was just an old dr. with 2 exam rooms that hadn't changed much since the 90's, maybe thats why the prices were so cheap. It wasn't fancy at all or incredibly rural.
But it's so easy to fix a blockage though, literally a half hour ordeal. we'd just clunk them out with anesthesia, express their bladder, meaning squeeze it or if that didn't work, we'd jab them and suck out the fluid, then IV fluids for a day or 2, and some antibiotics oral.
We'd release them when the cat peed on their own usually the next day. 300-500 bucks tops, 30 minutes of work for the Dr. and maybe an hour of care for me. For 5 k youre paying for their building renovations and vacations.
The oligarch's seem to have got their hands in this and their ruining it. People are going to start to do this stuff themselves at home.
Venvut@reddit
What area are you in again? That price seems MUCH more reasonable, but I had no choice. It was either pay the hostage fee or dead cat.
AngelSlayer666@reddit
My cats spay was less than a grand, and we opted for the higher end pain meds. Idk where these people are going but they're getting ripped off
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Im saying. Even a grand is a lot. And a spay involves digging into the abdominal wall, its a serious surgery. It was 350 at the clinic I worked at. 400 if they were already pregnant. For both cats and dogs.
It only takes like an hour from start to finish, including giving anesthesia, shaving, and post op. How are they squeezing a grand out of it.
10 thousand and 5k per knee is nuts.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
He's not in pain YET, but if they both tear he won't be able to walk. It's the dopl or dplo, basically canine ACL tears, 5k per leg
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Dude, you might have to put the baby down, and end his suffering.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
If it comes to that we will. But like I said, he's not in pain currently.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
it's really the best option sometimes.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Only if he's in pain.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
He can't talk and tell you it hurts, and 10k is a ton of money.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
He can show it hurts in his energy, his actions he takes/avoids. Go put your own dog down
Ok_Vulva@reddit
I'm just saying, don't feel bad. 10k for a dog surgery is nuts money, and it doesnt make you a bad person if you go a different route.
goatausername42@reddit
Plenty of dogs live with torn CCLs (the proper term for a dogs ACL). It is not ideal, and they will get arthritis before a dog that had the surgery done. But even with the surgery, these dogs can have arthritis in their knees. It is a good surgery, but it isn't going to prevent the pet from ever developing arthritis.
Get a second opinion from a different vet. There are ALWAYS 3 levels of care 1) top tier, gold standard care (TPLO surgery, in this instance) 2) medical management (pain medication, cage rest, other less expensive procedures) or 3) euthanasia.
Do not let anyone feel guilty if you can not have this procedure done financially. There are other options to make your pet comfortable.
MadGriZ@reddit
There are alternatives to TPLO. An artificial ligament is one. I would not recommend doing TPLO to both knees at the same time. It is the most advanced procedure but the recovery is tougher. We've been through this a few times.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
No, definitely not both at the same time. We did left in November, he's mostly healed up, and we're figuring when to do right
MadGriZ@reddit
After the TPLO we did the artificial ligament with our Cane Corso. Approximately a year after her full recovery. We had a GSD get the artificial ligament many years earlier. TPLO wasn't even a thing yet at that time and we live about 100+ miles from Ithaca so all the latest veterinary techniques and some good specialists are in our area because of the proximity to Ithaca.
If your dog is younger than 5 years old TPLO is definitely going to be the best option. If older than 5 years I would seriously consider the artificial ligament. It's not an easy choice though and 5 is more of an approximation than a point where the typical life span of a breed(s) definitely factors in a little. This is my opinion based upon decades of being a dog dad and working on/off in rescue.
BTW, we paid about $4,500 over 10 years ago for the TPLO. I know that this isn't helpful but $5,000 is very reasonable.
I would personally cross the ethics line for my puppers as long as I do no harm in the process, and don't lose sight and make it an enterprise; need met - problem solved - done.
I hope you find your solution.
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
can you rig him up a wheelchair harness or something
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
If things come to that, I will be able to, yeah
Acrobatic_Air_9464@reddit
10k is not a lot for human surgery in the US. That’s like how much it costs to get blood drawn by the hospital nurse. The physicians have their own charge as well.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Is it? With insurance the most I've paid for a surgery was a total 5k, but yeah, I know it's insane without insurance. For certain though, I've been a vet tech and 10k is absurd for a dog. I only saw a bill hit 2k, and that was once for a total knee reconstruction.
Deanobruce@reddit
A buddy just had his dogs knee replaced. 10k.
And that was after shopping around.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
What is happening in veterinarian world. These prices don't make any sense for the amount of work and the supplies involved. They're absolutely ripping people off
Deanobruce@reddit
No idea, I don’t own a pet so have no experience in this matter. Just relaying info.
luvmydobies@reddit
If you’ve been a vet tech then you should know $10k is the average price for bilateral TPLOs. I’m in the Midwest (aka lower cost of living) and it’s $4-4.5k per leg. When I lived in Cali it was $5k-$6k each leg. $10k for both legs is far from unreasonable.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Oh ya I should just know what clinics charge in different places. Lol no. No I should not.
DannySantoro@reddit
You may have hit your out of pocket maximum for that year. It depends on your insurance plan, but not all surgeries are the same, and an overnight stay in a hospital is highway robbery.
Acrobatic_Air_9464@reddit
Where are you located?
Ok_Vulva@reddit
I'm not at liberty to disclose that information stranger.
Acrobatic_Air_9464@reddit
For sure I’m just wondering about your perspective on insurance because it sounds like it’s based on an un-American experience
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Oh no, it was in the US in a pretty big city at a University Hospital, so like a normal big hospital. I meant I paid 5k myself and insurance covered the rest. I'm sure the billing itemized of what health insurance "covered" was like 50k or whatever, I just meant I personally paid 5k.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
He's not in pain YET. And it's about 5k per leg, dpol or something. Like ACL tears
Maxx_J@reddit
Sign up for a credit union account and get a personal loan. Can be done same day 👍🏽
notmyrealnameatleast@reddit
We should ban requests for quick money on this sub.
Biscuits-are-cookies@reddit
DVM here. It may help you to have a frank discussion with your regular veterinarian. There are options besides a tibial plateau leveling osteotomy that maybe just as effective for your dog, at a much reduced price. We are a trained to offer first the highest standard of care, but if you will not be able to achieve that, your vet may have other options available for you.
There may be veterinarians in your area who provide a traditional cruciate repair using material to tie the ligament rather than take a piece of bone.
You may want to do research into the probability of a dog rupturing the second ligament after repair of the first.
You may also wish to do research into the outcomes of strict kennel rest with pain management compared to surgical intervention.
Real-Hospital-3610@reddit
If you have a 401k, borrow from that or get a hardship from them.
Jeanneisgreat@reddit
Also look into or ask your vet about traveling surgeons. It sounds super odd but my dog's TPLO surgery was half the cost because the surgeon would rotate between clinics and hospitals so he had low to no overhead.
The_Bandit_King_@reddit
Get a new dog
AdMuted1036@reddit
Have you donated plasma? I hear it pays decent
Paper-_-Machete@reddit
It pays $105/week in my area, and if he needs $10k it's not the best short term solution :(
PacoBedejo@reddit
Don't kink shame...
NorthRoseGold@reddit
I heard that some kind-hearted rich person randomly pays for some veterinary bills on Reddit.
Maybe just you know make your dogs known in a way that's not begging for money, but just kind of mention it. Like post pictures and updates in a couple different subreddits?
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Definitely will look out. There are apparently a lot of kindhearted folks here /s, we all already knew that there are kind folks here.
Just throwing my venmo up got $57 overnight. But I'm looking out!
And something something, wrong subreddit, something edgelordy
No-Estimate4883@reddit
Take a few days off fly to San Diego cross to Tijuana and have the surgery done there. I go to Petmed, my friend goes to perro andaluz or Dr zoo. Surgery will be a fraction of the price, and a bonus vacation.
Or stay home and apply for all the help https://bestfriends.org/pet-care-resources/pet-financial-assistance-resources Find more through your local humane society
NorthRoseGold@reddit
I will say this as a person who has paid for stuff for others before, It was much more likely for me to pay the organization or office directly.
Like, I don't have 10K to spare rn, I wish I did (It is literally my fantasy to be that rich person who gives out money for animals and pets that need it), but if I did I would want to pay your veterinarian directly
FlthyHlfBreed@reddit
My dog had this surgery. I applied for two credit cards, maxed them out, never paid them, moved to a different rental, and avoided getting served when they tried to sue me. I would not recommend this unless it’s your last resort tho.
Bombnicide@reddit
I had to have TLPO on both legs of my doggo as well. $4k a pop. I applied for care credit and was able to put the cost on that. They did one leg at a time so I paid for one while it was healing and got it paid off in time to do the second one. Good luck!
Voyager5555@reddit
Talk to your vet about setting up a payment plan or other assistance that may be available.
weinerpretzel@reddit
Not unethical but you can call all the vets in the area to see if there are others that can do the procedure for less. The emergency vet will be the most expensive, your local vet will be cheaper, a place that specializes in surgery will be cheapest.
RawRawrDino@reddit
On top of this, I cried in the vets office cause I couldn’t afford the surgery once and they cut the price in half
BingoEnthusiast@reddit
Get a loan or a credit card and get the surgery.
Think of unethical ways to pay it off later
lost-mypasswordagain@reddit
https://youtu.be/pV-4HH6BxY0?si=2-qhDh-egryPtUAC
Probably doesn’t work any more because of online payments.
who_hah@reddit
Get a loan
who_hah@reddit
Medical experimental drug trials about 1-5K depending on risk. Young otherwise healthy males favored.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
Don't give strangers on the internet money. This is a brand new account that posted to a bunch of porn subreddits to circumvent karma restrictions. Now they are asking for money for a made up sick dog that they posted in a subreddit about ripping people off.
PlutoISaPlanet@reddit
What would a drive just over the border to a Mexican town with a reputable Veterinarian and the surgeries cost you? Don't forget Mexican car insurance. It costs around $30/day in my experience.
thatpurple@reddit
Put those dogs down
NateAvenson@reddit
Kill both dogs. Save $10k. A penny saved is a penny earned.
PracticalNeanderthal@reddit
For real. 10K for dog surgery?!?! Get fucked.
1million-ants@reddit
Start a right wing podcast to make controversial out-of-touch conspiratorial statements. Get a good following of around 1000 or more people, then start selling colloidal silver, and any nut job cure-all ailment you can find online.
SgtPeanutButtersMom@reddit
The human body is full of money-making opportunities.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Blood and sperm, what else are you thinking?
Acrobatic_Air_9464@reddit
Start sucking some dicks and charging for variously tiered services.
NixonsTapeRecorder@reddit
How would one start sucking dick for money?
Babou13@reddit
Probably by first inserting the dick into their mouth
_CakeFartz_@reddit
Step 1: Insert Dick into mouth. Step 2: get paid
Simple enough!
msbizzaro@reddit
Guys, guys, noooo you gotta get the money first, theeeen you insert the dick in the mouth
swoopy17@reddit
Give a big 'ol tug and take their wallets.
Skeggy-@reddit
Organs.
beathuggin@reddit
I'd rather a doctor remove my organs than a vet.
_muck_@reddit
Our brave service members get no respect.
Nytfire333@reddit
My brain for second put your two topics together and I thought you were suggesting he find a vet that would do payments for his organs and I was like what vet are you going to?
bektator@reddit
I actually lol'd at this because I had the exact same thought. Like, dude needs the money now, why would he accept payments for giving up an organ?
Lvb2@reddit
the guy from Better Call Saul obviously 💀
iamofnohelp@reddit
Every hole is an opportunity
smxinsane@reddit
7 m M
Unable-Figure19@reddit
My grandmothers last words
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
what is a grave but the last hole you penetrate
Unable-Figure19@reddit
lol excellent point
limabeanquesadilla@reddit
RIP
Unable-Figure19@reddit
☺️
CombinationLonely719@reddit
Spit, duh.
Particular-Leaderr@reddit
Plasma
SgtPeanutButtersMom@reddit
Welp, looks our other Reddit friends were able to help.
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
The human body is full of money-making --opportunities-- orifices.
imanassholeok@reddit
Offer to suck peoples dick at the local homeless encampment
The_Skippy73@reddit
This is stupid, the homeless can’t pay! Hang out in a parking garage with lots of rich businessmen and offer blow jobs to them!
imanassholeok@reddit
A better idea would be give a discrete business card to rich businessmen offering to get them hookers. And either get a finders fee or scam them
The_Skippy73@reddit
Good idea! a pimp for the homeless is an untapped market!
imanassholeok@reddit
How do you think they pay for drugs? If they want a BJ they’ll figure out how to get the money
lolaloca6669@reddit
OF has a big gay guy market.... Even an average guy might make some money if you do some depraved shit. Advertise yourself on Twitter.
i_am_ur_dad@reddit
not ULPT but try getting quotes from a rural vet that is in super country area. they'll usually do it for way less.
example: my cat needed a surgery that my city vet quoted $4k. I called a vet who is like a 1.5 hr drive into a rural county (population like less than 1k). they did it for $200 and boarded my cat for 2 days.
Allahjandro@reddit
Sent you a DM, OP
imjustbrowsingthx@reddit
How much have you raised so far?
Phalcone42@reddit
Take out a loan, put it into the stock market, bet against the US economy, pay back your loan. Preferably in the next hour and thirty minutes.
invinciblewalnut@reddit
Got to the casino and bet $5k on red. Boom
westsideriderz15@reddit
You can put a lean on any vehicle you own and don’t make payments on anymore. Same with other things like a house. It’s easy but…. It terribly unethical.
Toodaloo119@reddit
Just a FYI, talk to more than one surgical vet. I had a vet near me quote me for $11k for something similar, and another near my hometown be $4k. Second opinions are worth it.
eleinamazing@reddit
If all the time I wasted on DoL taught me anything, your best bet if you don't know how to stripdance is get really good with your hand skill fast, then start edging customers to the brink of a heart attack and blackmail them for tips. Just make sure to wear a skulduggery mask to keep your identity hidden. Good hand skill also goes a long way at the gloryhole, but the payout is not as good as the spa gig.
MrSommer69@reddit
If you need 10k sale drugs.
Ghrrum@reddit
Crowdfunding sites lie and market
Training-Sock6382@reddit
Take out a personal loan if you have no other option.
flyersboys3@reddit
You could look into a different solution. I've heard of companies that do leg braces to help dogs heal from CCL injuries that end up being much cheaper than the surgery
Kkkkkkkkkk51@reddit
Go with 3k to eastern europe and do the surgery there.
AcidHappy@reddit
Go to Mexico, same surgery rates but cheaper flight.
i-piss-excellence32@reddit
Don’t know where you are, but when I was a young kid and my dog needed surgery that her vet was charging 5k for I went to the aspca and they did it for 800
Future_Usual_8698@reddit
This is a good tip
ManufacturerNew5938@reddit
get a loan
Sokairu@reddit
Legal state->illegal state->rinse/repeat. Ask for 2x what you spent
Hanguarde@reddit
No pet is worth that much money.
Ok-Hedgehog-6012@reddit
I’ll donate! Drop the venmo or gofundme link!
SwpClb@reddit
Running refund schemes on big box retailers is a good way to get a decent amount of money. You can reliably double, even triple up on the amount of an order if you know what you’re doing
Erisian23@reddit
Politcal or religious based grift
PsychoAward@reddit
Unethical advice, Stand at a busy intersection with a sign saying you're homeless & need help. Extra points if doggie is with you.
Ambitious-Block328@reddit
Please link your GoFundMe
lusciousnurse@reddit
He just linked his venmo but I haven't seen the gofundme. Regardless- venmo will be able to be pulled/used sooner.
FTMcami@reddit
Medical studies
bjornery@reddit
I'm no philosopher, but I'm pretty sure that if it's unethical, you're hurting someone.
bjornery@reddit
PS I tried to venmo some dog hugs but it wants some phone digits.
peyman89@reddit
Claim to be MAGA and say the liberals took away your dogs insurance, I'm sure they'll donate
cheapMaltLiqour@reddit
Look up tribal loans the interest rates are like 500% there illegal in like 20 states, get a bank account you dont mind ruining and closing. a burner phone(30 bucks walmart) they can harass you on when you inevitably don't pay. 90% of the time they dont even go to collections because they rely on desperate people actually trying to pay them back. Fuck these people, get as many of them to loan you money on your burner bank/phone. When you get the money tho pull it out immediatly, other loans companies you also hopefully screwed over might try pulling it out.
KittyKattKate@reddit
He would need to be native though right?? I live within 10 miles of 3 casinos, went to school with kids that received BIG money and a house at 18, plus anywhere from 10 to 30 Gs a month..almost every single one are still broke af and always waiting on their next check..it’s fucking crazy to me.
robin_sunshine@reddit
Buy bulk delta 8 pens and sell them to dumb kids/twenty something’s at a markup. I know it sounds silly but I watched a friend do it all through college to his high school aged cousin and his friends and he was making all he spent on the stuff back, plus atleast half of that in profit.
notsmartwater@reddit
Care credit or talk to people like weratedogs? They talk about how dog surgery is funded often, not sure if legit or not though
Hashem124@reddit
Piss disk for sure
thugnyssa@reddit
Not an unethical pro tip, but there are several non-profits that offer grants for vet bills. You’ll for sure need your surgery estimate, you may need to apply to Care Credit, and some require proof of low income. Some of them are long and arduous applications, but worth the time to get free money for your dog. Best of luck!
WickedJames@reddit
Get pet insurance that covers pre existing conditions, like AKC, and ride out the 365 day waiting period with leg braces, rest, trazodone, carprofen.
h311p0w5@reddit
Quick trip to Mexico I guess
spacetimer81@reddit
Talk to the vet. Let them know you are short on funds. They will likely offer a payment plan and/or reduce the price. They don't want your dog to die either.
domesticatedwolf420@reddit
Wrong subreddit
thesparklingnoodles@reddit
Most veterinary practices do not offer payment plans since they have been burned. Thankfully, CCL tears are non-lethal, and can rarely be medically managed. TPLOs are curative.
Remarkable-Host405@reddit
Yeah, sometimes they do. Funeral services ain't cheap. Sometimes they want you to get tf out of their ER and are not actually interested in helping you.
Shitp0st_Supreme@reddit
Vets typically don’t make money from funeral services. They may charge for euthanasia and they may get a referral payment from the crematorium, but that’s really it. And you usually aren’t required to cremate a pet; you can do what you want.
South-Play-2866@reddit
Could you sell drugs? Like THC?
ignaciodib@reddit
Sell a kidney for $30k
Lr217@reddit
Source a bunch of pictures of the same girl, use those to start an OF. You could also spend some starter money to find someone to make a bunch of custom content that you use later on
ItsFuckingHot0utside@reddit
Sign up for clinical studies. They’re not as dystopian and scary as they sound. I did one recently that was a study of kratom, went in and sat around for a day once every couple weeks, drank some kratom, had my blood drawn. Made $1,500. Look up clinical studies in your area, many are much faster than the one I did.
Ok-Class8200@reddit
If you're in a place that has legal online sports gambling, you can get a few thousand (depending on which books are available in your state) out of the sign up bonuses. There's guides online if you look into it. Most involve some version of getting a free bet from one book and using it while betting the other side on another website, so you need a bit of starting cash to do it. I guess the part that makes it unethical is if you get addicted to gambling, so don't do that.
kgmara0013@reddit
You have to pay through most of it to keep it so don't do it if you're not good at it
KobeOnKush@reddit
Go fund me or prostitution
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
You didn't read bro. I said I have the GFM, and I also said keeping it legal, which prostitution isnt
Dry-Presentation7882@reddit
Arizona?
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Virginia
Dry-Presentation7882@reddit
No prostitution is legal in Arizona is what I was saying. Sorry to hear about your dog though what breed are they? I sadly had to put down a 14y golden retriever recently. Shit sucks seeing them in pain or their mental facilities go.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Beagle lab hybrid. And I thought it was Nevada
exitfiftyone@reddit
You’re correct, prostitution is legal (but only in licensed brothels, and only in some countries) in Nevada. It is illegal in the state of Arizona.
huladog@reddit
This isn’t what you asked for, but look into Animal Ortho Care Custom Dog Braces. Our dog had a CCL injury and we ordered a custom brace from them. After several months, she healed and no longer needed to wear the brace. Note that the brace did not work for my friend’s dog since it has a funky shaped leg so they ultimately needed surgery.
beccuhhh@reddit
I don’t have any advice for you but I’m wishing you and your pup all the best. My sweet bubba had to get bilateral TPLO and insurance wouldn’t cover it (because they deemed it a pre-existing condition) so I paid completely out of pocket. I hope you’re able to make the money to pay for the surgery! Thank you for being a good owner and doing what it takes to give your pup a good life.
Ivantherapp2@reddit
Donate blood and semen. But not mixed together.
KickBallFever@reddit
I read that when you mix the two some sort of witchcraft happens and that’s what celebrities, like Jay Z and Beyoncé, are into. Not saying this is true, just that I read about it.
Mike-the-gay@reddit
Fat pasty bastards with average dicks make more money with than the pretty ones with big dicks.
011011x@reddit
Can you cute your source here?
Mike-the-gay@reddit
I plead the fifth on that.
But I’ll tell you this. Nobody makes more at the titty bar than a pregnant woman and nobody on OF makes more than the fat pasty bastards with small dicks willing to do gross shit.
chomphyeater@reddit
M
Icy_Philosopher_3752@reddit
I’ll help your pup. What’s you go fund me?
SoFlexx-Apex@reddit
^ this, post the link my guy
SuperSayian4Nappa@reddit
Captain hindsight here but anyone else reading this pet insurance
Right_Television_266@reddit
That’s insane.
You know how many dogs you could buy with 10k?
Or how about this. Buy 2-3 dogs and use the rest for pet Insurance so this doesn’t happen again.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Given that both of mine are from a shelter? Yeah i know.
That doesn't fix the DOPLs of the one I've already got. And I should have put it in the post, but insurance won't cover it.
I'm trying to keep this one alive and healthy as long as possible, man, don't be a dick.
Right_Television_266@reddit
If you like dogs it’s simple math. 1-1+3=3
With my solution you get 3 times the amount of dogs.
xbftw@reddit
Unlike you, some people actually care about their pets.
FrodoSaggin2@reddit
The ULPT is to let the dogs die. There, girl math says you made about $10k.
I hope you don't have to girl math out of this. God speed, that's a lot of dick to suck and not a lot of time. If you charge by the inch and ruin a few orgasms I'd reckon you'd be done in 100-200 dicks, easy.
NihilistKurtWarner@reddit
My buddy saved thousands and thousands of dollars by getting his dog 3 surgeries in Mexico. Don’t know your location but it’s worth sharing
Godrillax@reddit
Nice try buddy. You ain’t fooling anyone here. Start sucking some dick for $$$
Pankosmanko@reddit
Get a young child to set up a stand to sell Pokémon. Organically post it all over Nextdoor and Facebook telling the story about how he’s selling them to save dogs. Let the local news know. It’ll spread like wildfire and you’ll have dog money plus more soon. Return the young child and keep the money
American_Gunguy@reddit
I pimp my girlfriend out when I need money.
Jwake138@reddit
DM that lady in the FIRE sub who just got 2.5 million!
issacoin@reddit
sell some mf drugs bro
Soggy-Wasabi-5743@reddit
Care credit?
HotlineHero13@reddit
Go to Mexico my guy it'll be like two grand max
luvmydobies@reddit
This was gunna be my suggestion. I’m a vet tech from SoCal, people go to Mexico all the time for TPLOs it’s like a $1k surgery there.
whymypphardest@reddit
Uber with benefits?
jpchappy@reddit
Have you looked into one of those vets like the rocky mountain guy who might split the bill with you?
DaLurker87@reddit
Taskrabbit maybe
Always_Learning_101_@reddit
https://email.getambassador.com/ls/click?upn=u001.3DZtMKEfVT8rx87TzWefRnKLlzPwJS8lxfQ2kQBz-2BtuINSw2yIp8bvnb2Xs-2BDH5JKB_p_SV4gQsir4y9FR9g9WgN8PJ9rRx6OxDMF9gLsrL5DGTgFx5vn37R-2F4l4BuGZrmFxiyXFQ4Ik9jSTLhox-2B-2BaTivoJYvWZ-2BBTBrQeuY7-2B72cSJS67ALey6yJi-2FKkoFMnIM7rXbCT7pR9kz2-2Fx6mPmDBVfa0L-2Fje9umtH2uWL5rq7KNHYFSevHFhGbtcyTjEufA6aGd84lJMen12lGsvWXPmdDD3tRjwe-2FDlyWkC6S-2BwpotWjUIZhjre4sTGC9LayVDT4v0kJymAdpKCNHy89mrNeEP-2Fn5oHSLOptGDvLljkjQxtjpCEl36IsSCDKdSvk41O5SHfxqc7V-2BGpIwtITLLHdL6rXEWeVW4Rv14PAUEN7Fc-3D
Always_Learning_101_@reddit
That will get you started with $45. Plasma donation might get you $500 the first month and you can do both
Particular-Leaderr@reddit
Fansly, OF.
Or get a sugar mama
PreferenceOver2467@reddit
Parlay
Icy-Astronaut-9994@reddit
Cocaine... Definitely Cocaine.
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
Happy to sell if you know where to buy!
Icy-Astronaut-9994@reddit
Florida Man.
Just don't be a Florida Man.
lareigirl@reddit
Find some broken / refurbished items that look new, order them on Amazon, then return the duds.
Might have to create a bunch of burner accounts but should work as long as you don’t associate you real PII with the accounts.
Buy a handful of cheap items that you need (like toothpicks or q tips or whatever) to “warm up” the accounts beforehand.
Zealousideal_Lie_656@reddit
would the alarm not sound when you bring the unscannes item outside ?
poopiepickle@reddit
Only if it has a tag to set it off. Not all items have tags, and if they do then hold a neodymium magnet against the tag and take it off. The magnet may or may not disable the locking mechanism and/or dye pack
lareigirl@reddit
A lot of items don’t have tags (eg at home depot) but regardless, just your phone up against your ear and walk out like you’re fighting with your ex. Being distracted ain’t a crime.
NewbutOld8@reddit
suck D
TURRETCUBE@reddit
im sorry but i would never spend 10k on a dog, maybe if it was some rare near-extinction breed maybe. but otherwise its just not worth it
Phantom2291@reddit (OP)
You've never had a dog then.
TURRETCUBE@reddit
10k is a LOT of money though, to me it's not worth it. even less if the dog is older
ThorSkaaaagi@reddit
do you think OP even remotely gives a shit about whether you’d spend $10k on a dog? Absolutely miserable, braindead comment
moxfox99@reddit
Then make sure you don't ever own a single one. Fucking dickwad.
SovietKilledHitler@reddit
A kidney? Sell your body? People pay to watch people do gross stuff. How's your gag reflex?
Effective-Window-922@reddit
Sorry to hear about your dog. I recently had to pay $8k to vet for my best friend, so i know how it is.
Your only legal options to get cash money by tomorrow are care credit at vet or cash advance on existing credit cards. I'm guessing credit card cash advance is not an option as you would have just used that credit card to pay if you have one
moxfox99@reddit
Hey - good on you for being willing to do this kindness for your little guy ❤️. We are in a similar boat....needing to get ours a 10k elbow displaysia surgery and praying our insurance will cover it - otherwise we're fucked.
My advice would be that there's lots of foundations online that have grants/funds to help with pet medical costs! Here are some: https://www.avma.org/resources/pet-owners/yourvet/financial-assistance-veterinary-care-costs
Also if you can - get pet insurance!! Obviously it wont help this time, but will provide you so much peace of mind and security for the next inevitable issue. We've been using MetLife and they've been fantastic and saved us such money.
Last, id set up a gofundme and post it to any socials you have! You'd be surprised how many people are willing to help!
Best of luck to you and a speedy recovery to your pup ❤️
To_WAR@reddit
Take out a personal loan from your bank. Lower interest than a credit card.
DoctorJekylll@reddit
Apply for a Line Of Credit
smellslikekevinbacon@reddit
Catfishing people off of dating apps w photos of super hot but regular looking people
bubblegummiess@reddit
Hmmm. Don’t quote me. But I heard a long time ago there was someone on Reddit that paid for people’s pet surgeries and stuff. I can’t remember if it was a Reddit forum or whatever.
madonna-boy@reddit
open a new line of credit