My wife left me home alone and I have no idea what I’m doing…please help…I’m so hungry
Posted by Spicy_Abortions@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 51 comments

azgunnit@reddit
I prefer the *real Mac N Cheese
dosados@reddit
It looks right to me. Trust the process!
That_one_dude_666@reddit
That’s your problem right there. You’re using the wrong pot. Cast iron is better. And use better cheese too!
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Good call
Curliersloth14@reddit
It's a big mac
Just-goobin@reddit
Dude, the stove isn't even on. Turn it to high and put the lid on and you'll be good to go. Salt to taste
dudewithafez@reddit
just go ratatata
db186@reddit
Rata-tatatatatataouie?
db186@reddit
Mmm. Man that cheese looks deliciously melty and UZI......
Wait, what?
coy-coyote@reddit
Mac n cheesey goodness
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
Man I'm so stupid. That's all.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
💻🧀
Firetech914@reddit
Seasonings are your friend.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
There’s literally cheese
Firetech914@reddit
Lmao
_Hashtronaut_@reddit
Throw some noodles in that Macaroni
Icollectshinythings@reddit
I see nothing wrong it’s Mac n cheese
UncleMark58@reddit
Looks a bit chewy.
Rare_Benefit9504@reddit
Lol mac n cheese haha that's pretty funny
TheGreatTesticle@reddit
Pop a squirrel and stew it. Less calories than a loaded weapon, but it's sustainable.
BetOver@reddit
Lol Mac n cheese fucking love this
DreamingOfCorndogs@reddit
She’s not coming back bro…
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
😭😭😭
Batttler@reddit
add bacon
BobDoleStillKickin@reddit
Bacon saves any mean.
Bacon = Super Food
Fun-Sea7626@reddit
You could eat a bullet
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Delicioso
TheCalvinShow@reddit
Took me a second to get it. Ha
smahoney494@reddit
You turn the stove on.
PapaBobcat@reddit
I don't like it but I respect it.
Pork_Confidence@reddit
Have yet to meet someone who didn't know how to order a pizza. Kudos to you for breaking the mold. 😁
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
I lost my phone
Nervous-Glove-@reddit
Cover it with breading and put it in the oven until it's a lil golden brown.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Macken cutlets. Just like Nona used to make
Imaginary-Ad2254@reddit
You need more (and better) cheese... Try some Gouda
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
It’s really Gouda see your comment
A_Queer_Owl@reddit
haha men so useless, lol. /s
this is some real boomer ass shit. I'm disappointed in you. be less boomer.
Intrepid_Top_5256@reddit
lol queer
A_Queer_Owl@reddit
better than having boomer brain.
everything is better than having boomer brain, tho.
BonjinTheMark@reddit
Now, for nutrition, add an egg, rosemary, and seasoning to flavor
RandoAtReddit@reddit
Mag dump a couple times to get the cheese good and melty.
Humdrum_Blues@reddit
I prefer mine with Makarov noodles, but to each their own.
mattysvho@reddit
Swiss cheese?
eity4mademe@reddit
Mac and cheese please!
ChiefTitan808@reddit
talk about biting the bullet
xtreampb@reddit
Add some butter and cook in milk. Makes it all the better
ManagementRemote9782@reddit
Everyone knows mag first, What a noob…
CCPCanuck@reddit
Omelette, hard to go wrong with
Proof_Independent400@reddit
No you are supposed to use that to hunt your next meal. Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
Plenty-Ad-777@reddit
You must make a 22lr broth. Then saute the mag with chunks of remington ammo boxes. Combine in crock-pot for 5-8 hrs. Serve with sides of salad of zombie targets.
Feisty-Tadpole-5127@reddit
See your problem is your trying the stove but you need a microwave. Yes that's correct take the mag out and place it on top of the firearm. The 2 pieces of cheese. (3 if your feeling frisky). Microwave on high for 18 minutes 71 seconds and no more, no less. Enjoy!