"What the hell is this?! You call this a Group Policy Object?!"

"Uh… yes? I’m configuring security settings for the domain—"

"Security settings? This GPO is so loose, my grandmother’s firewall is tighter! Look at this—Password Policy set to ‘Never Expire’? Are you TRYING to get hacked?!"

"Well, I thought users might complain if—"

*"Oh, they’ll complain, all right—when their bank accounts are emptied because you left the door WIDE OPEN!" *
(Points at the screen)
"And what’s this? ‘Allow local admins to bypass GPOs’? That’s like letting the inmates run the prison! Are you MAD?!"

"I just figured IT might need flexibility—"

"Flexibility?! This isn’t yoga, mate—this is SECURITY! If I ran my kitchens like this, I’d serve RAW CHICKEN and hope no one dies!"
(Takes a deep breath, rubs temples)
"Right. Listen carefully. You’re going to enforce password complexity, set a 90-day expiration, and LOCK DOWN those local admin rights. And if I see ONE MORE ‘Allow’ where there should be a ‘Deny,’ I’m throwing this server out the window!"

(Frantically typing)
"Y-yes, Chef—I mean, Mr. Ramsay!"

"Finally, someone who listens! Now, go on—make me proud. And for God’s sake, TEST THIS IN A LAB FIRST!"
(Storms off, muttering)
"Bloody hell… next thing you know, they’ll be enabling Guest accounts with no passwords…"