Got busted smoking crack while cranking it going 25 over the speed limit can I still get my CDL?
Posted by Feisty-Season-5305@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Like the title says idk what my charges are yet but this jail cell is cold as a MF and he keeps yelling about how Im not allowed to have my phone anyway I still want to get my CDL do you think I'm good still or should I wait like a year or two?
Avalios@reddit
Citizen? No chance.
Illegal? Plenty of opportunities in trucking
CR8Y_ol_Maurice@reddit
Take a swing at the cop and you might get approved for CDL in 3 months tops
AnnulMe@reddit
Your forgot to say "i have a handfull of red light tickets"
Willing-Sympathy-112@reddit
Crack kills . Get yourself some Methamphetamine and everything will be fine.
SharkNfested@reddit
Believe it or not: Western Express will still take you 😂
PFM66@reddit
Be a trainer inside of a month
PomeloResponsible122@reddit
Where you get your crack? Asking for a friend…
Purple_Calendar4074@reddit
Can’t be any worse than the shit we got out here
CaPnK56@reddit
Depends on ur punishment. Here's where I stand..You admitted to smoking crack and getting busted doing 25 over. In most states, if not all, that's a criminal amount of speed. You don't belong behind the wheel bumper cars at the carnival. You need to find a job that will not threaten the lives of others. Right now I think they have openings at making license plates at any fed or state prison. Good luck to you and put down the pipe bro.
Feisty-Season-5305@reddit (OP)
Yea but I was only doing 25 over in a 20mph zone so I was only doing 45. I still had my elbow on the wheel so I could crank it and hold my phone at the same time so really its not that bad swear. But anyway you think I'll be good for a CDL tomorrow?
Shallow-Thought@reddit
I’m thinking of getting my own authority just to hire you.
oneekorose@reddit
As long as you're an immigrant, you'll be golden
Unclejiimbo@reddit
Yeah bro, and start the background check for hazmat before the conviction
offsetbackingtoright@reddit
You've come to the right place for apologists and cuddling.
"Don't worry bro, happens to all of us".
halfcow@reddit
A quote from Breaking Bad -- "We don't need a Criminal Attorney. We need a criminal... Attorney."
Capn_T_Driver@reddit
Take a shot of Fireball before your first piss test and send it. You’ll be a super trucker inside a month.
Bamfurlough@reddit
Sure, you just have to pass the driving test immediately after downing a bottle of Fireball.Â
GoBeWithYourFamily@reddit
My brother was in the same situation a few years back, but now he’s lined up to become the CEO of Swift any second now. I’d say go for it.
NS-Born@reddit
Sounds about right for swift
12InchPickle@reddit
Quality shitpost.