Authentic German cuisine.

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You probably just offended the whole country of Germany

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…because there's only one sausage, not 2 or 3.

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I didn't realize it was roasted dog dick on buttered minute rice season again.

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If you find rice that looks like sauerkraut you should absolutely be posting it on here.

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Is that a sausage on your plate or are you just happy to see me?