smeared some nutella on my guava
Posted by xuanchiao@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 37 comments
tasty
Posted by xuanchiao@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 37 comments
tasty
dejagermeister@reddit
From the thumbnail I thought you were holding your cats paw after it stepped in shit.
triple7freak1@reddit
Gua- what?? 😭
ResultGrouchy5526@reddit
Guanana
Lucifer420PitaBread@reddit
Its pronounced “Guyana” and it’s the southernmost state of the United States neighboring Brazil and the Caribbean Ocean
RobustPlatypus@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Ccjgaara@reddit
I've never seen anyone eating a guava like this.
SaltyLonghorn@reddit
The only time I've ever seen guava is when its dried cubes in a trail mix.
Unlikely-Zombie1813@reddit
WHAT
Where i come from guava is reddish/pink inside.
Never knew white guava was a thing, and it's quite a popular fruit here
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
strasxi@reddit
Guashit
LostinQuiddity@reddit
💩 on a stick
OilProud1900@reddit
Shitty✅ Food✅ Porn❌😞
Lmfaodankmemes@reddit
It looks like you wiped with your guava. And I’m not gonna say what… 😂💀
MiniMeowl@reddit
👀 guava in an ice cream box.. INDO or MY?
uwukome@reddit
I mean, I'm sure it tastes great, but fucking EW. That is nasty af looking. 😂
ArmadilloResearcher@reddit
How is that a guava. How how is that a guava
xuanchiao@reddit (OP)
wait why is everyone so surprised? 😭 isnt this how a guava normally looks like...?
ArmadilloResearcher@reddit
The guavas I know are round. This is super long and resembles a banana hahaha. What kind of guava is this??
xuanchiao@reddit (OP)
hmm i think it's a giant white malaysian guava? it's like a palm sized ball, 4 inches in diameter. green bumpy skin, sweet white flesh. i cut it into semicircles and scoop out the seeds inside.
FROOMLOOMS@reddit
I need guava this big in my life. Holy shit that's a big guava
xuanchiao@reddit (OP)
i posted photos of a guava + ruler in my account
FROOMLOOMS@reddit
Yeah, South American guava seems to be only 2-2 1/2" diameter in my experience.
xuanchiao@reddit (OP)
oh... so smol... im having a cultural shock moment here hahaha. that's like saying oranges are the size of grapes everywhere else
LiverLikeLarry@reddit
I only got average guava :(
Sonder_Wunder@reddit
Eyyy you momma spread HER nutella on MY--- a single random meteorite, about the size of a fist, crashes through the top of my skull and out my ass, killing me instantly
lampstaple@reddit
poop cock
Timtastic226@reddit
Before or after you put it up your but?
Krem541@reddit
Guano bowls... collect the whole set
siandresi@reddit
i smear nutella on my banana
MrInfinity-42@reddit
You guys cut the guava? I just bite it and eat with the seeds, it's not bad
xuanchiao@reddit (OP)
i haye biting on the seeds they're so hard and hurt my teeth :) i scoop them all out
Iemongrasseyelids@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
ThePennedKitten@reddit
That’s a banana ChatGPT!
Breadstix009@reddit
P*s in the bt?
Average-Anything-657@reddit
Ever had the cas guava?
realdonbrown@reddit
DoctorWu_3@reddit
Licking the palm for guava