ULPT Request: Being harassed by boyfriend's ex and her gross husband
Posted by moodunstable@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 10 comments
Basically, we live in the house that she was kicked out of because she cheated, then married the guy she cheated with. They want the house.
So everyday at this point, we are getting random facebook messages from people with fake names, starting arguments in our neighborhood fb group, etc. They send my boyfriend constant text messages from a fake spoof number.
I'm done with it. I have to be strategic though.
What are some seriously unethical ways to make their lives hell? And man, the guy she cheated with and married is HELLA UGLY. Like...nothing you can do to save face there. I know names, real numbers and address.
Kawaflow@reddit
Tell me my child, have you considered piss discs? I shall preach thee the fable of our lord and savior…
definetlynotawitch@reddit
Post a fake Kijiji or whatever but sell you have saying you won tickets for a local event and can't go. You want to give away the tickets, "text me and tell me why you deserve these tickets" post their phone numbers.
_AlwaysWatching_@reddit
Sign them up for every kind of spam mail you can--from universities to gay porn monthly. Put their phone number on a billboard that says "Call for a chance to win!" Sign them up for political mail from the opposite of their party. Make social media accounts with their info and have a bunch of obviously AI memes on it. Tell their parents. Their grandparents. Post them on r/amiugly and similar subs. Mail them a box of live crickets/roaches. Run horrific political campaigns for them. Have some fun
moodunstable@reddit (OP)
STOOOPP I FORGOT ABOUT r/amiugly
Lowkey...telling her parents would be good. They were reallll disappointed when she ruined her entire life by cheating on a guy with a chode
BourbonSucks@reddit
this all sounds great until you mentuon yourself as "We"
is we your kids, or the girl you were cheating on her first with?
moodunstable@reddit (OP)
"we" is my boyfriend and I.
"they" is my boyfriends ex and the guy she cheated with, and married.
SillyStallion@reddit
Not very unethical, but assemble every single time she has done this, get a folder together and go to the police for a restraining order.
moodunstable@reddit (OP)
This is probably our best solid solution, considering they have our info too. Lol
SillyStallion@reddit
Now if "someone" was hassling you once it was in place, you could blame it on them...
BourbonSucks@reddit
this is the real ULPT.
get said restraining order.
ensure that harassment from unknwon names and accounts still happens
win