Between the waves they break like glass

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toxicgloo@reddit

The slander that cats get, being called demons, cold, and unaffectionate is crazy.

I got a cat thinking he'd be independent and the mf tries to force cuddle me anytime I sit down for more than a second. Even my 2nd cat, whose significantly more independent, has the frequent need to be within my presence and likes to be carried around the apartment when I'm walking around.

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romulusnr@reddit

My cat howls at the moon whenever I leave the room. It's bad. She's not happy unless both of us are there with her. And if she don't get to cosleep with us, she's pissy.

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felyne_insurgents@reddit

Brother picked a kitten up from the local humane society, and besides paying her share of the rent by eating all the cockroaches that frequented our shitty dorm apartment at the time, she was more affectionate than we thought.

Meatball, you were a real one. Rip

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CaptainKino360@reddit

this is a psyop, it never happened, you don't even own a cat

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toxicgloo@reddit

Fake: redditor has something that has affection towards him

Gay: both the "cats" are males

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

Anon going through the same stuff I did rn difference being instead of a cat I'll meet some semi sane homeless dude asking to bum a smoke

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romulusnr@reddit

Does he purr in your lap

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SuckerpunchJazzhands@reddit

I was doing some yard work with my buddy and we stopped to smoke and this random guy walked up and asked if he could join. We just shrugged and passed him the joint and he mentioned he was going through a really tough time and needed this.

We just laughed and talked until the joint was done and he thanked us and left. Never saw him again but it was a really cool moment.

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

This could happen here as well it’s just that the dude will barge in, look at you dead in the eyes, point at the joint, and will leave like nothing happened as long as you pass him one otherwise he’ll be there watching you until you’re done or he got distracted by a squirrel

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SuckerpunchJazzhands@reddit

Lmao when I was in the Marines I was watching the Johnny Depp Sweeny Todd adaptation and had left my door open becuase the weather was nice.

This dude I've never met before walked by, stopped, poked his head in and said "Yo, is that Sweeny Todd?" I was like, "Yeah, man." He just came in and watched the rest of the movie and then left lmao.

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

Man how come all your random encounters went nice, mine are always with some weird ass people lmao

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SuckerpunchJazzhands@reddit

I've had those too, lmao! I had a dude threaten to kill me because I wouldn't do coke in the bathroom of some shit bar with him haha.

I had another try to get me to murder someone with him like, 20 minutes after he bummed a cigarette from me. When I declined he told me he "swore to God he'd find me agin and kill me himself" after he finished of the other guy.

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

Sheesh this is why I don’t wanna go walk in the woods at night the cryptids are fine-ish at least they’ll fuck off if you have a lighter, the people you might meet are what concerns me lmao

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SuckerpunchJazzhands@reddit

Nah, people are mostly all talk, at least when they're drunk haha.

You get by fine by simply keeping a calm demeanor and just trying to descalate situations as they arise.

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

See the problem is they’re not drunk around here they’re just not quite all there

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SuckerpunchJazzhands@reddit

Again man, staying calm, being confident, and descalation goes MILES

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Boredom_fighter12@reddit

I know this is what you should’ve do but around here that’s a sign for them to rob you lmao (happened to my friend he even got an extra slap to the ass with a 2x4). I guess it’s still the best thing to do with a few exceptions here and there

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romulusnr@reddit

Another man trapped by a kittypot

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MikeMeikMaik@reddit

Tek hom kat

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Izbitoe_ebalo@reddit

All of this is fleeting

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HarianneLover@reddit

Surprise Polaris

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Izbitoe_ebalo@reddit

Check OP's post history, he has Polaris/Spiritbox/As I lay Dying/other core bands references in every one of them

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HarianneLover@reddit

lol you’re right, the most recent post is a Currents lyric

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

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EducationalAntelope7@reddit

All of this is fleeting

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dirschau@reddit

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Keegan_Wer@reddit

I hope you don't mind, but I intend on sharing this with a few friend of mine.

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dirschau@reddit

I stole it from someone else, so be my guest

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VitorusArt@reddit

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

Where's the one of Bill these days where someone asks his opinion on something and he says please respect my privacy

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keituzi177@reddit

This is a certified shitposting classic

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Aintence@reddit

I wonder where the QR code leads to in that PFP.

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dirschau@reddit

It is mean to call people out like that, so to punish you, I will not steal this image

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Yeseylon@reddit

Based and petpilled.

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minecraftovic@reddit

pspspspsps here bordallo pspspspsps

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GeneralLucullus@reddit

Maybe things do happen, Anon...

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Khelgor@reddit

But chuddah

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The_King_7067@reddit

It won't.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

It did though.

Billions must

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cyqoq2sx123@reddit

pet

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RK9990@reddit

Anon goes out and touches grass, things happen

Must be a coincidence

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xXMLGDESTXx@reddit

Fake: Anon went outside

Real: Anon has rabies

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CorvoDraken@reddit

Polaris mentioned

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DankElderberries420@reddit

gif

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Consistent-Throat130@reddit

Look at this regard, dogposting in a cat thread.

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DankElderberries420@reddit

derp.zip

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diablo1900@reddit

Holy shit, the image looks like a corpse with the head torn off

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juan_bizarro@reddit

True and wholesome :)

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KLBYcs@reddit

Pastel skies all tuuuurn to greeeey

In whispers they ask,

IIIIIS THERE AAAAAANYBOOOOODY OUT THERE

WHERE THEY EVER LISTENIIIIIIING

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Reptilesblade@reddit

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MystifyingEntity@reddit

true and wholesome

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Lpfanatic05@reddit

Hi bordallo!

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Rosevayra@reddit

Hi, Bordallo.

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Honest_Plant5156@reddit

Cats are mean my ass, they are cutesy lil fellows!

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

Strays that start trusting you are the most affectionate pussies in existence, sheltered piece of shits that have never stepped outside are fucking entitled goblins that would swat at you just because they felt emotionally upset.

Of course, I'm talking about cats.

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DoorsToZeppelin@reddit

I have a cat that had kettle cough as a kitten and has spent his entire life inside. He's a total sweetheart so I guess it depends. I even go outside and walk with him in the backyard and he actually listens to me like a dog. So I guess all it takes is a near death experience for them to treat you like a dog would

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clolr@reddit

a lot of cats are mean but I've also met cats who are the kindest and most loving creatures on this earth

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No-BrowEntertainment@reddit

The age old question is finally answered.

It can has.

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

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