I am a Lebowski, you are a Lebowski. Everything is Lebowski
Posted by Van_Bidule@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments
Pope shits in the woods
dub-fresh@reddit
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. I know what happened.
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
No, you’re Lebowski. I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me.
Due_Diet4955@reddit
…that or Duder, or His Dudeness, or el Duderino if you aren’t into that whole brevity thing…
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Hello! Do you speak English son? Parla usted Inglese?
I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
This is not Nam. There are rules.
herberstank@reddit
Have it your way. Your roll.
MisplacedLaziness@reddit
Did I pee on your rug?
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
No, Woo peed on my carpet.
ShredGuru@reddit
Looks like you put some paraquat on that plant buddy
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
She's old you know. Show some respect for veterans
ShredGuru@reddit
I'm not the one who is forgetting to water the thing, Dude.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Yeah I know, I would slide the fertilizer under the door
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Me neither. I don't see what you all have against him.
MikeRobertini@reddit
Your name’s, Lebowski, Lebowski.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Your wife is Bunny
TheyCallMeHalf@reddit
I'm a very busy man, as I'm sure you are.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
They pissed on my fucking carpet
TheyCallMeHalf@reddit
Those fucking guys
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Donny have you listen to the dude story ?
OderusAmongUs@reddit
Nice spider plant, dude.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Thanks man. I like your style too.
OderusAmongUs@reddit
For real though, it's outgrown that pot and could use some water.
2wheelsThx@reddit
What're you a fucking botanist now?
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
She's fine, don't worry. We don't see her fully but she has plenty of rejections from both sides
diligentnickel@reddit
Fucking A, man
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Shut the fuck up Donny
WileyCoyote7@reddit
Soon…all will be Lebowski.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
The rug harmonizes the room, the Dude harmonizes the world.
NerdOfTheMonth@reddit
Do you think a 23 and me test would show they were related? 3rd cousins or something.
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
I don't know man, it's heu...like, your opinion.
jessewoolmer@reddit
That plant really tied the room together, did it not?
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
Fucking A !
Ok-Swimming8024@reddit
You told Brandt on the phone, and he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
Van_Bidule@reddit (OP)
He treats objects like women!