Anon is on a plane | TheaterFire

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BloodSuckingToga@reddit

i love these really stupid ones

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real_picklejuice@reddit

Anon sticks his ass out the window and gets their whole intensities sucked out like that alien movie

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Damirirv@reddit

fake: that's not how planes work

gay: anon wanted the world to see his ass

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

true: it' a a real picture of an airport bathroom with a window

straight: anon got a qt stewardess's digits

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elphamale@reddit

Stewardess just walked in because it's a female bathroom and anon got her number because she is lesbo.

STILL GAY.

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KerbalCuber@reddit

This implies that female anons exist.

Also still fake.

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

stewardesses walk into all the bathrooms to make sure u r pooping ok

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igerardcom@reddit

They only do that for first class passengers.

Us coach peasants have to poop on our own, lonely and scared.

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Oz_of_Udyr_Kush@reddit

True: OP got walked in on

Gay : OP respects their pronouns

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Chu-Chu-Chicken@reddit

That is neither an airport nor a bathroom.

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NoLuck6463@reddit

Airport*

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bendbars_liftgates@reddit

Fake: woman expressed any degree of interest in anon for any reason.

Gay: pooping is something coming out of your ass, and so is half of anal sex.

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Munnin41@reddit

Pretty epic though, mooning that many people at once

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RammsteinLindemann@reddit

Things that happened

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connorgrs@reddit

Such a lame ending to what could’ve been an amazing greentext

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Acalme-se_Satan@reddit

The number she gave him was actually the mental ward phone number.

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Chris_P_Lettuce@reddit

I like this one. It’s kafkaesque.

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connorgrs@reddit

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Benyed123@reddit

…

stick ass out
pressure difference causes all of the shit to be sucked out of my ass
feelsgoodman
dont even need to wipe

Why doesn’t everyone do this?

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Dasnap@reddit

Probably wouldn't need to shit ever again.

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elphamale@reddit

More likely he will have to shit much faster after eating anything. https://www.wattpad.com/386877209-short-horror-stories-2017-guts

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guythedude7@reddit

I clicked on this expecting a shitty low effort story. Day ruined.

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elphamale@reddit

Just like every other thing by Palahniuk.

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igerardcom@reddit

The funny hat man fears the airplane pooper.

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BitsOnWaves@reddit

try it, stick the vaccume cleaner tube up your anus and report back

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elphamale@reddit

Reminds me of that Palahniuk novelette where anon's had a cheeky fap while getting his ass sucked by pool drain and his guts got sucked the fuck out.

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No-Atmosphere3208@reddit

It's chilly out there :/

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FD4L@reddit

Why haven't you taken the aerodump pill, anon?

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assholejudger954@reddit

They immediately fucked it up by not knowing the difference between an airplane and an airport

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-Baldr@reddit

Fixed it

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connorgrs@reddit

Well done my fellow degenerate

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ILoveWesternBlot@reddit

if they'd just smeared shit on the airplane window like an autist instead of going for the "and everyone clapped" ending this could have been good

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medson25@reddit

says titta

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kilqax@reddit

Truth: anon either got sucked out of the plane or the stewardess was a man and anon got sucked off on a plane

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Magnus_Helgisson@reddit

Wait a minute, there’s no hints in his story that he was on a plane. Pic unrelated.

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AntDracula@reddit

Even the first line says "airport bathroom", not airplane bathroom.

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kilqax@reddit

We got outsmarted by a 4chinner, Reddit is over

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Heatsigma12@reddit

then everyone clapped

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IgNaSJump@reddit

Gay: the stewardess is actually a man Fake: he gets his number

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The_Merciless_Potato@reddit

Realest and straightest greentext I've seen

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Cosmic_Traveler@reddit

An airport bathroom, huh? With a window?

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Catsindahood@reddit

So airports are in the sky now?

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Sirix_8472@reddit

I don't see them claiming "picrel" so it's all good

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Catsindahood@reddit

He knew what he was doing. OP responded to me "hey, you knew what I meant" before deleting the comment.

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

airport, airplane, whatever you know what i meant

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

oh no it's not mine, i found it on /b/ before i copypasted it on mildlyinteresting. i just happened to post the screenshot here after the comment

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rxsfh27@reddit

You’re not even the OP of the r/mildlyinteresting post lol quit lying

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

oh no, you see i copypasted the text from the /b/ thread into the mildly intereting thread

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big_guyforyou@reddit (OP)

i've never seen this SM64 mod

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open window

NOW IM FREEEEEEEE FREEEEFAAAALINGGGG

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Timekeeper98@reddit

Guess there won’t be any brown snakes on this plane.

Ba Dum Tish

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