ULPT REQUEST: How can I get rid of my asshole boss?

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BigSquam@reddit

Complete an application for him to join the KKK, use his/your work address and wait for the literature to be delivered. It will cost you a $35 application fee.

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nayrwolf@reddit

“Accidentally” use his neighbors address with his name so they think he’s racist.

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BigSquam@reddit

If it goes to work word will travel fast.

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meddit_rod@reddit

My thumb was covering the word "boss" on a new line.

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IHaveBoneWorms@reddit

Talk to a union organizer you likely aren’t the only person that hates him. It’ll make his life hell and you get legal protections while pissing him off.

https://www.ufcw.org/start-a-union/

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Msg his wife anonymously and asked her to tell her husband to stop fucking your wife. He can never prove he didn't do anything and the idea will never leave her head. The relationship will never be the same

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Zestyclose_Series_86@reddit

Lol I read this in my head as M S G. Like the seasoning and quickly my a.d.d brain went on a tanget of why would you give his wife msg? Can she not cook, how does that harm his boss by giving her seasonig 😅😅

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LucDA1@reddit

Give her msg. Her food suddenly tastes a lot better. Boss becomes suspicious, how did she learn so quickly? Is she cheating on me?

Wife finds out, trust is gone. They split up, the divorce takes a while.

Boss goes through a mid-life crisis. Buys a corvette, raybans and a timeshare in Puerto Rico. Sleeps with the receptionist at his job. Turns out she is an apprentice from school. He gets jailed for statutory r***.

Prisoners find out what he's in for. Gets beaten daily. Life is too difficult, drowns in the toilet.

That's how.

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Naughteus_Maximus@reddit

Even better, personalise it. If OP knows the guy's work schedule, and there are any away trips, late night working - send flowers or letters to his home, referring to what an amazing time you had on that day etc.

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GaviJaMain@reddit

Send that to the news

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TrhwWaya@reddit

You dont, thats life, learn to change jobs, change your mindset or keep your head down.

People dont leave jobs, they leave bosses, been that way forever.

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TrhwWaya@reddit

Its unethical to tell you to suck it up because life isnt fair, work life is double unfair. Its the norm.

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KobeOnKush@reddit

Quit. If that’s not an option, document everything he makes you do off the clock, and get coworkers to corroborate the documentation. BUT only coworkers that you trust!

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blanczak@reddit

Call ICE and have him deported to a Salvadoran prison.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

He’s most likely a citizen

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ohmyzachary@reddit

You haven’t heard? That doesn’t matter anymore lol

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

I know, but it would be submitting wrongful info to a 3 letter agency, lol I dont mess with those

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Heavy72@reddit

Try a 4 letter agency then... OSHA would love to hear about all the wrongdoings going on on site, maybe even some made up ones. They'll come in and shit all over that jobsite.

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Toledojoe@reddit

Do it anonymously from a burner phone

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sumthingnyce@reddit

That doesn't matter anymore

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Most_Tax_2404@reddit

Do the fight club scene. Beat the shit out of yourself in his office then rub your bloody face all over his clothes.

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Own-Nefariousness-79@reddit

Glock semi auto?

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MarvinHeemeyersTank@reddit

Assterectomy?

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croghan88@reddit

Say he groped you

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Iwouldntifiwereme@reddit

Being forced to work off the clock is theft of wages. If HR won't do anything, there are lots of lawyers who will.

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northernpikeman@reddit

Op has power on this issue of working early. Show up at the exact start time. Wait in your car if you have to. He can't demand that you are early, just don't be late.

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Ok-Respond-9007@reddit

Regardless, if he makes you work before clocking in (assuming they are an hourly employee), it's illegal.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

Thank youu

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Iwouldntifiwereme@reddit

You could call your state's dept. Of labor and report them, but a lawyer might get things moving faster, and will more likely get him fired. Don't put up with it!

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OldERnurse1964@reddit

Shovel and 100lbs of quicklime Or see if he wants to visit a pig farm.

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Ok-Respond-9007@reddit

If you're in the US, contact the labor board. Making you work before your shift starts is illegal.

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wickedlees@reddit

How has no one mentioned piss disk?

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byteme4188@reddit

Force the companies hand with a lawsuit. Making you work before clocking in illegal and also insulting you makes a hostile work environment.

Contact the department of labor and bring charges against the company and manager. Watch how fast they get rid of him to try and prevent the suit.

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lewisnwkc@reddit

Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you feel awkward? Wish what just happened wouldn't have happened? If you feel those feelings, and the boss just feels fine, then it's time for you to start creating a reason for you to feel those feelings.

You should rise to it, face the issues, clearly identify when things happen and call it out to the boss when it happens. That way, you can still feel uncomfortable, awkward, and wish what just happened wouldn't have happened but this time it will be through your own choice and strength to make those feelings. Instead of just taking it over and over for no reason... Become the reason. Suddenly you will feel in control and face the truth that things can change thanks to your efforts.

Right now, you're not doing anything and it's still happening, so change and do something. The worst thing to happen is that nothing changes, but the best thing to happen is that you made the effort to change it.

You can't grow without change. Yea it will be hard because that's not how you are, but how you are is clearly being disrespected, so become the change and fuck them over for a reason until they know you're wanting to be treated fairly.

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k0binator@reddit

Lol 😂

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Becaus789@reddit

This is some AI bullshit

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k0binator@reddit

For sure, straight up word vomit, literally nothing actionable 😂😂😂

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markwmke@reddit

Department of labor complaint

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GhostWalker134@reddit

Misread that as your Asshole's boss and thought we were about to help you find a new Dom.

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PabloFive@reddit

Distribute their resume.

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Chaos-1313@reddit

You can't get rid of it pal. That's required equipment.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

Hahahaha took me a few reads of my title to understand this

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Chaos-1313@reddit

After reading the details, there's one complaint that's not like the others. Making you work before you clock in is actually illegal. Start logging every time this happens and when you have a good solid list, take it to an employment law attorney and/or try to figure out how to report it to the federal department of labor (assuming it still exists).

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your_moms_apron@reddit

Film and report to osha.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

The whole station is filled with cameras to the brim. Would reporting to osha need me to record or could they ask for footage?

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your_moms_apron@reddit

No but the company may “accidentally” delete to avoid fines. Also n is thus makes you a whistleblower

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earth_west_420@reddit

makes me work before I clock in

Labor board.

Document every single task you are "required" to do off the clock and how long it takes you to do it. If it's multiple times a week just document it for a couple weeks. Your state's labor board will be all over it.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

Thank you 🙏

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disgruntled_joe@reddit

HR will always take management's side unless they're doing something that can bring on serious legal trouble. Being a general asshole doesn't fit the bill and good luck hiring a lawyer to prove preferential treatment. Find another job, your mental anguish isn't worth it.

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darksadou@reddit (OP)

This seems the more reasonable answer so far lol

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Then send the letter to the sales departments of the company's competitors, pointing out in these copies that this much turnover leads to mistakes that ultimately injure their prized customers.