ULPT: Getting past receipt checkers

Posted by Kind_Mountain1657@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 460 comments

Are you sick of being made to stop at the store exit and show your receipt as if you're guilty until proven innocent? Make it awkward.

After you leave checkout, you need to look distracted. I examine my receipt closely for errors, because that's how mama raised me, but you could be talking on the phone, reading the back of the shampoo bottle you just bought, etc.

"May I see your receipt?"

I respond, either not looking up from the receipt or glancing at the person momentarily: "Thanks, you too!" and keep walking.

If I'm feeling extra chaotic: "I love you, too." Works great on boomers.

This works best when there isn't already a line of sheep waiting to have their receipts checked, but I still make it work. I shop infrequently enough that they haven't caught on.

If you're like me, you've practiced being awkward your whole life. Put those skills to use!