Chicken and waffle pizza with maple syrup sockets
Posted by Javalin-man3000@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Extra cheeese!!!
Posted by Javalin-man3000@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Extra cheeese!!!
Pink_Flash@reddit
If I could eat it with a knife and fork yes.
That mess on your hand is fresking me out
Waifu_Slayer1@reddit
I would love to eat this!
Kaijumomma@reddit
Why not make the dough the waffle
CuttiestMcGut@reddit
My mouth is watering. Downvoted (very much the wrong sub)
DataOver544@reddit
The term “sockets” elevates it further.
Kandi_Kanez@reddit
I’d eat it.
Issyv00@reddit
My first thought was that this is disgusting. My second thought is that I want it, bad.
Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit
Yup, I would totally try it. If only this was a sample at Costco.
BadFont777@reddit
Yeah, sway the tomato sauce out with a light cheese sauce and this would probably be a nice novelty treat.
djingrain@reddit
do that, then replace syrup with honey, I'd probably get it a couple times
tadslippy@reddit
Hot honey
cohonka@reddit
I think this is the best option.
V01d3d_f13nd@reddit
White pizza
enchiladasundae@reddit
I can see it dripping on your hand
I’ll eat it but with a fork and knife
boyalien0@reddit
Bruh this looks FIRE
LostinQuiddity@reddit
That thing looks scary!!!!
Javalin-man3000@reddit (OP)
Intimidating and inviting at the same time
antigeist@reddit
This sounds like it would be incredible but your usage of the word sockets is really bothering me
Javalin-man3000@reddit (OP)
Plug it in baby!
cunt_in_wonderland@reddit
i agree, wtf?
Javalin-man3000@reddit (OP)
Had me like !
ostrich-party-@reddit
Cicis had a chicken and waffles pizza for a bit, I tried it. It wasn’t as bad as you would expect
OfficialIntelligence@reddit
I'm gaining weight looking at this thing
Logical_Walk_1821@reddit
greenbastard1591@reddit
AssistAgreeable8798@reddit
………….I’d eat that.
No-Heat-5623@reddit
This should be in the pizza crimes sub
RRhodygurl401@reddit
OddHeybert@reddit
This is the food equivalent of "My minds telling me no, but my body's telling me yes"
Western-Bet2285@reddit
It’s the opposite for me
Procedure5884@reddit
The R.Kelly of meals
ItsAndwew@reddit
It'll make you piss tears
I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit
Obese bismuth crystal
SolarisX86@reddit
Would love to hear Mike Tyson pronounce this
iiTzSTeVO@reddit
SolarisX86@reddit
Perfection
summizzles@reddit
I know a Macy's Place pizza photo when I see one
Worried_Original_885@reddit
This is way too good for this sub.
Aridyne@reddit
Call Lionsfield, not approved incoming
_PolyBear@reddit
mmmmmfgfff...
Ashamed-Answer-3165@reddit
That isn’t so bad
WietGetal@reddit
This makes me physically uncomfortable, that syrup leaking down your hands making everything sticky. Than taking a bite, feeling that sticky warm liquid drip down your chin and maybe a few splatters land in in your shirt.
CaptainPieChart@reddit
GoGoGo26@reddit
I bet this ain’t that bad!
realdonbrown@reddit
WispyCombover@reddit
Just no.
Well...on second thought:Hell no!
rundyult@reddit
I am getting the urge to wash my hands just looking at this, but I bet it tasted awesome though ha
Heldenhirn@reddit
r/justcanadianthings
JohKohLoh@reddit
I would eat this and enjoy it
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
I would eat this daily && watch my-already thick thighs && behind become sooooo much thicker. Gladly. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom.
You got a recipe??
BlockA_Cheese@reddit
gross
Javalin-man3000@reddit (OP)
Broil Boom
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
Oh my fuck!! I thought you made it from scratch or somethin'. Did you get the pizza from a local spot??
I am so fookin hungry, maow, tho.
THANK YOU!! I am making that to make myself feel better this weekend.
RawChickenButt@reddit
I thought he got it as a weird option from a food truck or something.
ahhhbiscuits@reddit
As in 500 mL?? You son of a bitch... I'm in.
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
So's, whutt yer sayin' is you fit into a 500mL bottle. Gotcha!!
gahreboot@reddit
No, they don't because this is a repost of a repost of repost, going back at least two years... this sub has the collective memory of a gnat, lol
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
K..... I'm new in town. Butt I don't have AIDs.
So..... I had no idea. Can you give me the original, && its recipe, then, plz-&&-thnku.
ImCharlemagne@reddit
Yeah I was gonna say this looks bomb 10/10 would smash
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
I wouldn't wanna smash a bomb. Butt yew do yew, Charlemagne.
I'd eat it, tho. I'd eat an entire cartoon bomb made of this pizza && juss explode in happiness.
ImCharlemagne@reddit
I suppose you're correct, fair warning to not play with bombs.
However, thank you for that wonderful imagery
Infinite_Picture3858@reddit
Take that pizza, add to a cheeseburger. Wrap that cheese burger in dough and fry it. Take that, inject it with cheese and cover it in ranch, sprinkle cinnamon sugar and sprinkles… wait where not done. Chop it up and make a lasagna out of it, take a section of that lasagna, wrap it bacon, stuff it inside a pouch made of grated potatoes and deep fry it. Add ice cream and a whole smoked brisket
Pantsmagyck@reddit
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
Oh good Go... no... hell no. Nope nope. Nopety nope-nope. I am the Pope of Nope. (gags) I would sooner eat my own entrails after having drunk Drano. (retches) My spincters clenched up so tight there is a singularity where my ass used to be.
SmilinBob82@reddit
your hand is already covered in syrup, i could never eat this, soo sticky
amani121@reddit
This looks awful. I’ll take five.
cosmicwonder_gem@reddit
this looks good
Naive-Assumption815@reddit
I usually hate any kind of foo foo pizza like this, but this looks fucking delicious!!!!!
NeedleworkerNew1850@reddit
you need to make a thin crust pizza in the waffle maker, crush up air fried pizza to make the wings breading, then combine them into this concoction
elboogie7@reddit
I would fucking crush that, and I hate this sweet + savory trend going on.
rakondo@reddit
This place is literally around the corner from me 😀
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit
Go Bills
SpiritToes@reddit
Bro... this is gold
weirdwench1@reddit
Take the extra cheese off it and I'd give it a go.
makemeking706@reddit
Don't tell my cardiologist.
DoritoLipDust@reddit
My high school stoner self is excited and laughing hysterically similar to Beavis and or Butthead right now.
GuyFromLI747@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit
Never knew about this one -- thanks!! Totes just joined.
pm_me_exotic_cake@reddit
I love the little squared presentation, was it too much cheese? I do waffle battered chicken a lot so this is right up my alley
Fluffymarshmellow333@reddit
This is genius.
Wasabicecold@reddit
Yeah that's retarded..., can you grab me another slice ??
Don_Mega86@reddit
🤔
PinkPoncho3@reddit
that is glorious put that in food porn right now
Spirited-Water1368@reddit
I would eat the hell out of that.
scfw0x0f@reddit
Reminds me of the tomatoes with teeth from the show “Threshold”.
PoopTransplant@reddit
Jesus Christ, if type 2 diabetes had a face.
PoopTransplant@reddit
I’m exclusively in that first group, so I can’t help you.
scotch4breakfast@reddit
Oh absolutely I would
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
This is some Human Centipede-level mad scientist atrocity. I couldn't be more repulsed, even if it looked at me, held out two cheesy, syrup-sticky arms and called me "Mama". 😵💫
Ambitious-Body8133@reddit
Ambitious-Body8133@reddit
This looks awful and you shouldn't eat that. Give it to me.