Saddened by all of the gun violence in our country, decided it was time to set these to pasture.

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Historical_Truth2578@reddit

Don't feed the troll yall, anyone who goes outta their way to own a FAL is not gonna have this type of opinion. And I see nothing going on that will permanently disable that rifle it's just taken down

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ky420@reddit

Lol, liberalism us a disease.

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Backup_fother59@reddit

Reading this on 4/2 is for sure different

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

Lol I'd have to delete the thread in order to prevent that. Collateral damage

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Rhino676971@reddit

Lol same

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BoggsMcMuncher@reddit

I also was saddened today by the rising number of rapes so I chopped my sick off

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dooshlaroosh@reddit

I just slammed mine in the door a couple times in solidarity, brother.

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Middle-Chipmunk-3001@reddit

Wow…so you don’t even care then. Got it.

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BoggsMcMuncher@reddit

It might heal though. If it heals that would be incredibly dangerous to society. Every dick is an assault dick

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H3R01CM0OSE@reddit

band name?

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AllMikesNoAlphas@reddit

Old car battery smashing for me.

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YABOI69420GANG@reddit

Make sure it was a torch cut not a saw cut that could allow it to be reattached

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roaming_art@reddit

That just about sums up democrat state legislature’s approach to solving gun violence.

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Venetian-@reddit

I can’t tell if you guys are geniuely this stupid or if its patent dishonesty so you can just forever be a victim to have a boogeyman to fuel the impotent rage

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FlakyAd2402@reddit

Yes someone with sense 😭 please think of the childeren. I PERSONALLY will take it upon myself to destroy any firearms just TRANSFER it over to me and I will do the hard work god bless!!!

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PrincessRut0@reddit

using dead, tragically gunned down children for your April Fools joke is both depraved and wildly pathetic tbh. saying this as a gun owner

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IsThisIt_@reddit

Agree 100%. Not finding this super funny.

OP, take a look at the photos below. These kids had their heads literally blown apart with 5.56 rounds while watching a movie with their classmates. The shooter wrote “LOL” with their blood on the whiteboard. There’s also another video on that sub showing the cops vomiting outside after seeing students “partially decapitated” by gunfire.

But you do you. Hope you had a great April Fools! 😊

https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/s/Nq95qUqDBh

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

get over yourself

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PrincessRut0@reddit

none of what you said makes it less gross

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P40dimepiece@reddit

Whooooo hold on let me check my blood pressure.

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FuzzyPickLE530@reddit

REEEEEEEE

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b1tepp@reddit

This got me the day after april fools lmao 😂

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Darksept@reddit

Well damn, this is the first april fools prank that got me. I almost made it through the whole day.

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CANDROX432@reddit

Some jackass on r/Halomemes made a post that sounded like Keith David died. Had me for a solid minute.

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Drakenile@reddit

Saw something about Val Kilmer dying and I'm hoping it's a prank.

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TomCollins1111@reddit

Not a prank.

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theoriginalmofocus@reddit

They say it happens in 3s, two FALs and a Val 😔

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Drakenile@reddit

Damn.

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HeemeyerDidNoWrong@reddit

David Keith took him out Highlander-style because there can be only one.

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

well that's just rude!

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InitialAd4125@reddit

"they belong in the hands of the military only. " Ah yes the people who kill the most people... Checks date of post. Oh wait carry on.

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Abracadabruh@reddit

This reminds me of the video where the anti-gun lady tried to destroy an AR15 and accidentally made an SBR

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rle737ng@reddit

🤣 Good one...

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islero_47@reddit

I fight gun violence by conducting my own gun buybacks

Sadly, I do not have access to government funding, so removing guns from public access via my own means is a very slow process

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Mouseturdsinmyhelmet@reddit

If I won the lottery there would be signs.

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KingJP77@reddit

Is it possible to buy multiple handguns "legally" without having the store report you as some criminal?

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Lavits_Crestfallen@reddit

And he's already being downvoted in mass by those who only read 🤣

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Delicious_Piglet_718@reddit

Nearly 400 upvotes 12 hours later!

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

its not looking good!

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Justindoesntcare@reddit

I appreciate the effort

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Main_Broccoli6578@reddit

Hell yeah cut the barrel and show the cops

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mcbergstedt@reddit

I mean if they’re MGs then it doesn’t matter what the barrel length is.

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mccscott@reddit

Not gonna get the special edition chrome smiley face sticker on the federal indictment with that attitude.Xtra credit..

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SufficientArt7816@reddit

I would send your dog to live with friends or family before you cut those barrels…

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ErikTheRed99@reddit

It doesn't matter if OP is a democrat named Karen. Then the ATF just, conveniently ignores the SBR rule.

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

https://i.imgur.com/G3Kvwjy.jpeg

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LoopsAndBoars@reddit

RIP the internet. I hope they find the people responsible for its demise and put them to pasture.

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vs92s110@reddit

Is that before or after the 13 year old smokes the 19 year old like a pack of newport.

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Bitter-Assignment464@reddit

There is no such thing as gun violence.

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PrestigiousOne8281@reddit

Maybe you should check a calendar…

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Bitter-Assignment464@reddit

Yeah I thought of it after I hit comment. I don’t participate in the extra curricular events so it slipped my mind.

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BGMcGee@reddit

Stink bait

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Darkside_Operator@reddit

In My country we have liberaly gun law i think. We have short barrel, tactical torch, full cap mags and more and more and we don't have nygas on ours Street and It is super safe for children, women or others and low crime at all

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BigoleDog8706@reddit

Knew it was bullshit as soon as I read high capacity weapons.

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willgreenier@reddit

I support your right to choose that. I myself think we need a magazine capacity limit for first time buyers. You shouldn't be able to buy anything possible without some kind of training and or extra vetting. Gun safes should be gourmet subsidized, no better way to limit guns stolen from homes than making high quality safes dirt cheap 💩🤷💩

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Ow_you_shot_me@reddit

Went right over your head, didn't it?

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willgreenier@reddit

No. I'm aware of the date

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Ow_you_shot_me@reddit

Uh huh.

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FremanBloodglaive@reddit

Not even a proper dismantling?

Sheesh. Low effort.

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dan_v_ploeg@reddit

Ik this is an April fools thing but honestly I probably would do this to my guns if it would save even one innocent life. But I know my guns won't ever be used like that

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lethalmuffin877@reddit

I mean… literally every human with the capacity for empathy would. But the root of the problem here is not being addressed by taking away tools, crazy is still crazy wether it’s armed with a gun, knife, car, or bomb

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ByornJaeger@reddit

Not to mention guns save more lives than they end

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lethalmuffin877@reddit

Hell yeah brother! I just hope we’re not too late, with a bit of luck we’ll all be registering our flatware as assault knives by the next administration like our British superiors intended!

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mcgunner1966@reddit

Funny. that's a good one.

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uChoice_Reindeer7903@reddit

lol this was pretty good

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BeenisHat@reddit

Good. This is what should be done with all that imported crap. USA USA USA USA

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UnhappyLibrary1120@reddit

So brave…

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woolybuggered@reddit

I was about to call the cops and report an FAL murder but realized the date.

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Skully8600@reddit

i actually just got done melting down my stock of rifles into a friendship ingot

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Remarkable_Attorney3@reddit

Smelted some pure virginium?

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Lost-Expression4000@reddit

This is a good idea because you can also use the friendship ingot to defend yourself anyway, by using it as a blunt weapon when you're attacked. You can also throw it at an attacker.

What if we cut the ingot into smaller pieces, and then shaped those pieces into like little balls that you could propel through something like I don't know, a tube. We could use compressed air or maybe some kind of tiny explosive so they could go real fast. That would hurt a lot. Thoughts?

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

depending on your former arsenal, could make one hell of a friendship club

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

<3

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ErikTheRed99@reddit

I thought for like 2 seconds, "what a weird place to post this." Some dude already got me today with a post about PSA making a Krag-Jorgensen repro. Now THAT was a terrible one to fall for.

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Self-MadeRmry@reddit

A real bang up job. Good for you

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Minute-Telephone7125@reddit

You ALMOST got me. I mean I was just starting to reach for the reply button. Well played. Well played.. 🤣🤣

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wwhijr@reddit

So exactly what violence did those guns commit that made you cut them up.

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Possible_Ad_4094@reddit

I'm sure they'll PIN it on something and find a way to TAKE DOWN those evil guns.

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wwhijr@reddit

I didn't mean to be so triggering. I'll set my sights on having less impact.

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22FearNoEvil@reddit

You sick bastardo!

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Detroit_Playa@reddit

😂😂😂😂😂

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Impressive_Apple9908@reddit

Got me. Good one!

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SixGunSlingerManSam@reddit

I had a well placed biting comment telling you how stupid you are, but this was 11/10 trollery. Nice job.

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AlchemicalToad@reddit

Had me in the first half

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Slav_sic69@reddit

This is gold.

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AldoSig228@reddit

Love the STG!

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chriscrowder@reddit

Bitch, I ain't joining you! Also, happy April 1st!

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IBEW3NY@reddit

I too was saddened today by all the drownings in this country. I destroyed all my plumbing. I hope you also follow my lead.

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CawlinAlcarz@reddit

Huh... I always thought that SAW stood for squad automatic weapon... who knew it really meant a saw? That is lethal WMD military-only shit!

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mkosmo@reddit

Wait until they see my tactical, high capacity, fully automatic metal blades.

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SufficientArt7816@reddit

Define assault weapon. Because congress can’t. At what point does legislation infringe on the second amendment?

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

any weapon that has the shoulder thing that goes up

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SufficientArt7816@reddit

The barrel sleeve you Moron!! It has a name 🤣

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mkosmo@reddit

Yeah. "Shoulder thing, that goes up."

It's a name like "rifle, .30 caliber"

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17_ScarS@reddit

That's alright. I bought two more today to balance this out.

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DNCOrGoFuckYourself@reddit

Good on you.

I just bought 2 Polytech spikers and had them melted down into a butt plug.

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

🤣

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morbidangel90@reddit (OP)

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

https://imgur.com/a/t2UUkzB

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macadore@reddit

I feel safer already.

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kylem8019@reddit

I never understood the "think of the children"" argument. How do we know whos gonna be the next Stalin, Hitler, or Taylot Swift" evil always starts somewhere

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TheAmbiguousAnswer@reddit

TIL the FAL has an upper and lower receiver setup like the AR-15...

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Put_It_All_On_Eclk@reddit

That's not enough. You could still make your other guns automatics by adding suppressors so that you're firing multiple guns from a single barrel with a single pull of the trigger. They've all got to go, for the children.

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deadwood76@reddit

This is the stupidest day of the year.

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DoPewPew@reddit

April fools

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ChainringCalf@reddit

Be careful, the hacker Anonymous might still be able to put those back together with enough time and money.

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Altered_Beast1984@reddit

April Fools 😂

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DontBelieveTheirHype@reddit

It only took me like 30+ years to finally be prepared for this day today, but I understand now

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Possible_Ad_4094@reddit

I'm gonna need some popcorn for the comments from those without calendar.

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Comrade_Bender@reddit

I had a 10+ hour day at work today on top of an hour drive each way there and back. I’m absolutely fried, and about melted when I saw this

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Grumpymonkey4@reddit

thank god i lost everything in a boating accident.

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NumerousFootball@reddit

This is the 2nd message today (April 1) that got me!

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SeveN62Armed@reddit

You gotta cut the barrel like that one lady did

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busketboof@reddit

So much empathy, you must be a true intellectual.

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Franklin_Pierce@reddit

So true!

For those of you who don’t have the tools available, there are services online I’ve found and it looks like they’ll cut up your rifle into parts for you at a modest fee. Totally worth it I think.

Here’s one I ran across recently

https://bowmanarms.com/parts-kits/israeli-fal-parts-kit-flash-sale/

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backatit1mo@reddit

I took my guns and dropped them off in the streets of Chicago, as gang bangers are in fact exempt from ccw laws and are allowed to carry at all times in any location. I asked my local police department for a voucher and got a $100 gift card to Applebees. I am so glad I am helping

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