ULPT: a loophole in McDonald’s “Do not rehire” list.
Posted by CaregiverLive2644@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 839 comments
So I got fired from McDonald's a few months ago. Wasn't hirable but I found a loophole!
So if you're not hirable, the Olivia robot won't work on regular safari. But if you do incognito, it's suddenly working again!
The application will work again like normal. Spell your name differently and use a different phone number of a friend.
Azrael4295@reddit
Hey guys, this is CaregiverLive2664's former manager. To clear the air I wanted to jump on and let everyone know he got fired for jamming an apple pie up his ass.
beyondthef@reddit
This comment is much funnier after knowing OP's post history
Purpleasure34@reddit
I hope he let it cool a little first!
colemorris1982@reddit
This was when it was when it was heated to molten-lava temperatures, correct?
grizznatch@reddit
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because I've worked in a lot of places and people do that all the time.
two_fish@reddit
The costanza defense
grizznatch@reddit
It's Demornay. Rebecca Demornay. Wait a second...this pie has been in OP's ass. It's been flagged. I know, I used to work at a McDonalds. I got a deal for you: take your poop pastry out of here and I won't jump through this internet and kick you in the brain!
PortlyWarhorse@reddit
I remembered when this aired and realized I'm 40
pcetcedce@reddit
And an excellent one at that.
itsbigpaddy@reddit
My brother and I used that as our go to in college, if we could get mom laughing we knew we had a chance
lyricsninja@reddit
is this sort of thing frowned upon?
happyme321@reddit
It’s not a lie if you believe it
pixel-beast@reddit
Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written
HEpennypackerNH@reddit
May I have one of those, Madame?
yuropod88@reddit
Gotta have hand.
Chrismo73@reddit
And you are gonna need it!
fixit858@reddit
Also the Clarence Thomas defense
meagainpansy@reddit
Well, then he and T-Money, the dude who steals the leftover fries from the dumpster, recreated that American Pie scene right next to the fryers.
FML-Artist@reddit
Wait hol' up! You mean to tell me, all this time I been doing it wrong?
inkoet@reddit
So many fucking RULES these days. This perfectly illustrates why I work at a mom and pop joint— nobody cares if I shove a piece of our (excellent) cheesecake up my ass, so long as I pay for it. Corporations will strangle all the joy from your life if you let them ⚒️✊🏼
myusernameisabore@reddit
Not a fan of cheesecake, what's the apple pie like going in?
inkoet@reddit
Well, my experience was more like an equivalent situation. You know dominos molten chocolate cake?
myusernameisabore@reddit
Lol yes, love them.
Timely_Ad4442@reddit
Another example of, 'The man' trying to use regular people down.
K_T999@reddit
so you KNOW this? like you tried it?
Sea_Dust895@reddit
And nowhere in the manual does it say you can't do this.
Scorp128@reddit
There is a warning label on my curling iron that states "For External Use Only". I would LOVE to hear the reason/court case behind this one.
joeinsyracuse@reddit
With enough lube, everything is a sex toy.
Scorp128@reddit
Very true.
knzconnor@reddit
I wouldn’t. Just thinking about the fact that it exists is enough to squick me 🤣😭
EF_Boudreaux@reddit
Gotta be in the manual
Turbosporto@reddit
Gotta wash your hands afterwords tho
RandomBlackGuyMedia@reddit
With this utilization of the Air Bud Statute, the Defense rests, Your Honor.
Rumblarr@reddit
Wait til the filling cools down next time.
Wheeler-The-Dealer@reddit
R/seinfeld is leaking out of its containment unit
KLeeSanchez@reddit
If the pie don't fit, you must acquit!
simonbaier@reddit
Where I come from that’s certainly frowned upon, but not a fireable offense.
ZakkMylde420@reddit
It's only a fireable offense if they didn't warm it up first.
mad_mang45@reddit
Just reheating in the oven 🤷🏼
Cardchucker@reddit
Putting it in was fine, taking it out and serving it was the mistake.
MurasakiGames@reddit
Someone paid good money for that
Bigmofo321@reddit
You ain’t Taylor swift, they don’t love you like that!
Mindes13@reddit
They said they'd pay me a twenty
UnhappyReason5452@reddit
Updoot for Draymond.
Chrislebrand@reddit
I knew that chocolate orange pie tasted funny at Christmas
Orion-AK@reddit
Helluva way to reheat it
PXranger@reddit
“If the pie don’t fit, you must acquit!”
gov77@reddit
Don’t want to know how the ‘secret sauce’ is made
grizznatch@reddit
I'd stick with the consomme
__WanderLust_@reddit
Yeah, my parents told me I was consomme'd in a McDonald's parking lot, and I turned out fine.
SimilarComfortable69@reddit
That’s a matter of opinion.
__WanderLust_@reddit
It was a matter of onions, thank you very much.
pennhead@reddit
Cheap date… props to your dad.
Danbearpig2u@reddit
You were the apple of your fathers ass
Twerkstorm@reddit
At the very least it’s probably accurate to say that you’ve never been told not to do this during orientation for any job.
NotPalatableTheySay@reddit
Sir that is now called a hot pocket on the menu.
TheNorthNova01@reddit
If anyone had said that it was frowned upon I wouldn’t have done it
born2bfi@reddit
He stole the pie so he could go home to eat it later so you tell me.
axolotl_is_angry@reddit
What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent apple pie???
Evening_Internal82@reddit
Selling it to a customer afterwards was a little over the top.
warp16@reddit
r/unexpectedseinfeld
PAssionGeek@reddit
That wasn’t covered in the employee handbook. I mean, had I read that inserting food into an orifice other than the mouth was a terminally offense, I would’ve reconsidered
sac_boy@reddit
You should have let it cool first and you know it
Rumplfrskn@reddit
You can’t masturbate on a plane now either, thanks a lot Obama.
peoplesuck64@reddit
The real problem was when you put it back in the box to sell...
Thinkpad200@reddit
Show me in the employee handbook where this is specifically illegal-it was a cherry pie btw
Art__Vandellay@reddit
You're fired
zimbabweinflation@reddit
Because it was a HOT apple pie, yes. It becomes a potential on-the-job safety incident. This actually was his 5th time. I also worked with OP.
nellyruth@reddit
Jamming the pie was okay. Selling it was not. With the pie still in his @ss.
bobs-yer-unkl@reddit
Rim job > McJob.
ThunderCorg@reddit
McRibJob
Disemboweledgoat@reddit
It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
The pie was angry that day, my friends.
SnapCrackleandCrazy@reddit
The problem was that the pie wasn't paid for at the time. -Former cashier in therapy because of the incident
Comhonorface@reddit
He didn't clock out
tweaqer@reddit
It not that, it's not even that he sold it to a customer after, it's just that the client complained it was a little salty. That's all.
straystring@reddit
No, the pie thing is normal, it's just we don't normally sell those ones afterwards.
ChipmunkAcademic1804@reddit
Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?
NuTrumpism@reddit
George!
Azrael4295@reddit
thats what he said the first 15 times it happened.
ladds2320@reddit
Mc D's snitching once again....
gomicao@reddit
They gave me a raise for the same thing at mine... weird...
bidooffactory@reddit
That's funny because at the last company I worked, the guy who did that was promoted straight to upper management. When he was fired it was for something completely unrelated. Think it was cherry pie.
No-Tennis-7893@reddit
Well maybe if you would pay your workers a LIVING WAGE and GIVE THEM VACA TIME, SICK DAYS, ETC they wouldn't have to do things like that. BTW MCDONALDS SUCKS!!!!
Atltyrant@reddit
Lol toppling apples
wizzard419@reddit
Was it fried or still frozen?
Famous_Bit_5119@reddit
cooked or frozen ?
Old-guy64@reddit
The old “American Pie” gambit gone wrong!
therealscooke@reddit
Heated? Or still frozen?
Subject_Wear5096@reddit
Did he serve it to a customer?
Obvious_Drink2642@reddit
Wait I can get fired for that?
dae_giovanni@reddit
I hope he let it cool off, first...
sdp1981@reddit
https://youtu.be/jW2xLMoXzco
dae_giovanni@reddit
hilarious, I didn't even know that show was a thing
sdp1981@reddit
It's really good
Muggsy423@reddit
He was trying to get workers comp.
We all know you didn't fall on that pie!
DragonTacoCat@reddit
"well, we will just clean it up and tell your mom we are it all"
Working_Estate_3695@reddit
One in a million, doc.
Azrael4295@reddit
it was hot on the outside but still frozen on the inside
enbychichi@reddit
Actually why he was fired
flashlightgiggles@reddit
OP’s ass or the apple pie?
cocobear13@reddit
Yes
mackelnuts@reddit
Two minutes
BeenDills47@reddit
No and he was also looking specifically for the extra crispy ones
dae_giovanni@reddit
gah damn!
bobniborg1@reddit
Of course, it's how they reheat them
manzobar@reddit
Nobody has that kind of time!
MinuteOk1678@reddit
I heard he is the reason the shake machine isn't working..... FYI, that isn't "chocolate."
Vincitus@reddit
I thought this was America.
Bornagainchola@reddit
Apple pie booty.
Optimal_Law_4254@reddit
Not what American Pie is for…
Due_Force_9816@reddit
Clearly wasn’t at its fresh from the fryer temperature of molten!
Licky_Anus@reddit
It’s sort of disturbing to me that my first thought was “fuck, those things are so hot. That’d be turrible!” rather than “it’s weird to put a McD’s apple pie up your ass”. I guess I’m not into kink shaming, which is good.
Perpetual-Tease@reddit
Really McLovin' it
Timely_Ad4442@reddit
I thought that was one of the perks?
Top_Shoe_9562@reddit
Was it on company time, during break, or after hours? These things matter.
kellsdeep@reddit
This is bullshit, I was there, it was pumpkin pie flavored.
elan_alan@reddit
It tasted like apples to me. Shitty apples.
kellsdeep@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
WiseDirt@reddit
And he wasn't fired for jamming it up his ass specifically. He was fired for not paying for it first.
BABarracus@reddit
Was the pie hot?
DienhartIR@reddit
I think you meant lovingly jamming an apple pie up his ass.
Sheena_asd12@reddit
For really now?!?
ObservablyStupid@reddit
I heard it was for telling people the ice cream machine wasn't really broken.
Howareu2024@reddit
I guess he turned into an apple frarter
HawkeyeHaven@reddit
As long as he didn’t serve the pie, I don’t see the problem here.
lanceacr@reddit
Love em when they are marinated.
rawzombie26@reddit
HHhahahahahaaha
fatogato@reddit
So a Tuesday?
SShusha@reddit
I heard it was still hot, what a freak
ZuuL_1985@reddit
Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy, that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
CopyDan@reddit
Was it cooked?
Sofakingwhat1776@reddit
C'mon now. Who hasn't at least once...
DegenerateCrocodile@reddit
And you didn’t promote him to assistant manager? What kind of restaurant are you running?
EF_Boudreaux@reddit
On the clock or off? Sounds like a legend
munilotthug@reddit
A squat cobbler!
Abundance144@reddit
Isn't it discrimination if you allow customers to do something but not your employees?
cljames93@reddit
How is that a fire-able offense? I could never work for McDonald's.
toolfanadict@reddit
God forbid a person has hobbies.
Nyxolith@reddit
ithoughtthiswasamerica.gif
majic911@reddit
A succulent Chinese meal??
BjornInTheMorn@reddit
This is apple pie manifest
InternetTurbulent769@reddit
The fireable offense did occur until he served said apple pie to a customer.
immortalheretics@reddit
After looking at their post history, this is a rather tame offense
Dependent-Poet-9588@reddit
Hey, he held his tongue when he said "look ma, it's an asshole pie". It was commitment to the bit.
existentialedema@reddit
I thought this was murica
_delete_yourself_@reddit
Was it the hot liquid apple pie lava inside? Did he get 3rd degree burns on his b-hole?
mad_mang45@reddit
Great,now it's gonna happen again at a different McDonald's.
Holy_Calyr@reddit
Did they pay for it first? If not it's theft and were fired legitimately. If they did pay then it's just kinky and we shouldn't kink shame.
ctlemonade@reddit
Ba-dap-ba-ba-ba “I’m lovin’ it”
buy_tacos@reddit
Why you care. It was still delicious and i tipped bigly
imsuchabrokentoy@reddit
Yum 😋
Jimsydonk@reddit
He'll be back in time for pumpkin pie season
OjaiMark@reddit
I think we should be allowed to shove a little bit of pie up our asses at work.
Hallelujah33@reddit
💀
Accurate_Raccoon_344@reddit
How hot was the pie? I hope not straight out of whatever you heat it in.
The12th_secret_spice@reddit
Does the employee handbook specifically say you can’t do that?
Possible-Put8922@reddit
I thought he was the one breaking the ice cream machine.
thirteenth_mang@reddit
Is there a policy that specifically states you're not allowed to do that?
Bwatso2112@reddit
Isn’t the contents hot?
Vacilando73@reddit
have to feed the hamster somehow right?
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
GET SOBER & LOOK AT THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO YOU
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
look at what they did to me
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
all those whippets weren’t even mine
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
he moved them in there himself one day.
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
he was collecting the empty cans & i was trying to throw them away & tell them to get off them hoes
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
i was cleaning up the apartment & they didn’t wanna help me at all, he had to give taryn percs to do the dishes.
Boring_Somewhere_473@reddit
i was in charge of looking after the fucking place, they were the rats trying to take over.
trashtiernoreally@reddit
Ok but… have you tried it? Especially warmed up. Mmmmm
TheGreatOldOwl@reddit
God forbid a man relax at work
rachelmig2@reddit
I mean unless you had a rule against this specifically I don’t see how he’s done anything wrong.
dino_74@reddit
How else are you suppose to get the jam on the apple pie?
skipjac@reddit
Why do you care what he does on his break
DragonTacoCat@reddit
Lol someday I'm going to remember not to drink soda and read reddit comments because it always results in my spitting out my drink in laughter
Careless_Jury154@reddit
Didn’t know they made those apple pies fresh
Snopro311@reddit
Brahahaha why would anyone do that?!
ForagedFoodie@reddit
I mean, did he pay for it and was he on break? That sounds ok to me!
SecureJudge1829@reddit
Was it still hot or had it gone cold?
GushingGecko@reddit
If apple pie not for asshole, why is it asshole shaped?
the-National-Razor@reddit
This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen
Roy_Fan999@reddit
The employee manual didn’t explicitly state not to do that.
Winter_Soldat@reddit
His crime?! Shoving a succulent apple pie up his arse! This is the death of democracy!
Xylene_442@reddit
Did you sell it later?
girlwiththemonkey@reddit
The wildest part of this for me is the fact I can’t tell if you’re just trolling.
KBear-920@reddit
Was is still hot? Was Caregiverlive2664 on the clock? Was it the break room?the lobby? Firing seem harsh for indulging a hobby.
RoleLong7458@reddit
Did he do it on company time and property though? This distinction makes all the difference.
AnOkayHumanIG@reddit
Like…. In private or in public?
offalshade@reddit
But it was his own ass. Why would you fire him for that?
Reasonable_Turn6252@reddit
Cross contamination, he didnt use the correct prep area.
LilBueno@reddit
That part was okay. It was the fact that he didn’t pay for it that got him fired
Reasonable_Turn6252@reddit
Hes being judged for enjoying a succulent american meal?
scrubm@reddit
Is that against company policy?
supermariobruhh@reddit
Sounds like kink shaming and discrimination. OP can sue. Trust me I’m not a lawyer but I read Reddit enough.
jthsbay@reddit
I heard while you "gave him the talk", he couldn't keep his eyes off the ice cream maker!
NeedleworkerNo4900@reddit
I mean, he paid for it and it’s not like he tried to sell it afterwards
danielmerwinslayer@reddit
Did you pay the workman's comp?
Azrael4295@reddit
no, but we put a scoop of ice cream on it and called it Ass La Mode.
Comfortable_Let194@reddit
Now we know you are lying because there is no way the ice cream machine at a McDonald's actually works.
EpicWheezes@reddit
A La Commode
PlayNicePlayCrazy@reddit
Christ pastry wrapped lava.....did his asshole survive?
Silverslingingsanta@reddit
Hot or frozen
UrgeOverkiller@reddit
He said he found a loophole to get rehired. You don't need to sell us on him.
PorkbellyFL0P@reddit
He actually sent porn posing as his immediate boss to an executive of the company. I'd say he shouldn't be trusted with my burger.
lordtaco@reddit
Just one?
___Worm__@reddit
I do like them warm afterall.
Plarocks@reddit
I hear his former manager basically told him to shove his OPINIONS up his ass, but it was a very loud and busy day….
Mocavius@reddit
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce
NCGranny@reddit
Must’ve been the one I ate.
Efficient_Fish2436@reddit
We've all been there.
kombucha711@reddit
wait your turn buddy
kombucha711@reddit
maybe he was also trying to clear the air.
IAmAGoodFella@reddit
To be fair, that's funny as fuck
qwertyuiop121314321@reddit
I wonder how smooth that went up his pie hole. 🤣
Professional_Milk783@reddit
Pffffft. As if they are nearly that crispy….
BioMarauder44@reddit
Jim Levenstein?
hitchinpost@reddit
During work hours or on his own time? Because I don’t know that you should be kinkshaming your former employees based on their home life.
NYCCodeweb@reddit
As his previous manager I can attest you he has a habit. He thought he was the king at Burger King
Artistic_Stomach_472@reddit
What ever happened to the diet coke? I heard something about it but can't remember what he did with it...
xVolta@reddit
So, you fired him because you were jealous he didn't stick the pie up your ass instead?
wadeissupercool@reddit
6.7k likes is too few
Mortuary_Guy@reddit
Please don’t blame him for the apple pie in his ass. He had the concept from the American Pie movie backwards.
allpowerfulee@reddit
So I'm not the only person who has done that?
1handedmaster@reddit
Fair
Not_an_alt_69_420@reddit
If shoving an apple pie up your ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.
rnernbrane@reddit
Weird how people that play with poop holes always look for loop holes
Redfalconfox@reddit
He paid for that apple pie on his break, you’re not allowed to tell him what to do with the apple pie after he’s bought it!
Justhereforahour@reddit
The old pie up the ass trick😂😂😂😂😂
Wishbone_508@reddit
Sometimes accidents happen. I worked at a sandwich shop back in the 90s. One day I was fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicers.
She was also fired.
malacide@reddit
She was 16 bro.
BroomIsWorking@reddit
And she was a real dilly!
bobs-yer-unkl@reddit
It's okay, the sandwich shop was a Subway™.
malacide@reddit
Oh. My apologies then.
OnIySmellz@reddit
Wrong pie-hole
BroomIsWorking@reddit
Goddammit. LOL at work.
HabaneroEyedrops@reddit
Caution: Contents Hot
SpazSpez@reddit
Number 15: McDonald's Apple Ass Pie
therealfalseidentity@reddit
I heard he f'd it American Pie style.
Fritz_Klyka@reddit
The poophole loophole.
flat-moon_theory@reddit
Again? wtf
Yamatoman@reddit
As a McDonald's executive those actions are definitely allowed under employee terms of service.
You should be ashamed as a manager for letting someone go over that
barkatmoon303@reddit
There's a fine line between customer service and customer satisfaction.
Common-Adhesiveness6@reddit
The customer wanted it warm and the microwave was broken what was it supposed to do?
phoinixpyre@reddit
.... Still frozen or hot out the oven?
geriactricpillbug@reddit
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND@reddit
Give him another chance Jfc we’ve all had bad days
Icy_Republic_1794@reddit
Careful bro. That’s slanderous and libelous cuz you posted publicly in writing.
landy_109@reddit
Stop kink shaming please.
Ok-Kaleidoscope5627@reddit
Sounds like grounds for a wrongful dismissal case.
Unless he did it in front of other people or stole the apple pie; all I see is someone that REALLY appreciates apple pie. Strong hire recommendation!
DeepTadpole3652@reddit
I too enjoy the feeling of warm apple pie in my asshole.
imanevildr@reddit
Hey, former mcdonalds employee here? Was it still frozen?
KingAshcashcash@reddit
I'd hire him back.
Theallmightytoaster@reddit
Do you uuumm, still have that apple pie?
My5t3ry@reddit
You sure it wasn't the ice cream machine .. explains why it's never working... or why the chocolate ice creams tastes weird.
PmpknSpc321@reddit
But was it warm?
MonsterkillWow@reddit
And this is why I avoid Mcdonalds.
ms_bear24@reddit
Sick burn 🤭
im_no_doctor_lol@reddit
But I'm still rehireable? And 1 pie is still considered rookie numbers 🤷🏻♂️
Ok_Scheme76@reddit
I fucking knew it
natsugrayerza@reddit
I just scared my sleeping baby laughing at this
minty-moose@reddit
sleeping baby vs reddit post
ThunderCorg@reddit
Shine the flashlight right in its face while you read the post out loud. You’ll win like 99% percent of the time.
Truckyou666@reddit
Another one!
_Dolamite_@reddit
Is this an AMA? How many pies did you jam up your ass before you were fired? All at once? Or separately?
matthewamerica@reddit
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Dan_706@reddit
We’ve all been there.
V6Ga@reddit
New American Pie film franchise!
A back door pilot, if you will.
fattrackstar@reddit
Where exactly is that policy stated? Cause I've gotta be honest, i read the entire handbook and it didn't say anything about not being able to jam apple pies up your ass.
koekenpruik@reddit
At least he didn’t break the ice machine
JukesMasonLynch@reddit
Spelled OPs name wrong
muppethero80@reddit
Wait are we not allowed to do this?
bobs-yer-unkl@reddit
You are not allowed to be caught doing it.
Lawfull_carrot@reddit
Chicken nuggets are for up your ass, not the pies is the lesson here
jsan901@reddit
Are you sure it wasn't the ice cream machine./s
CodePervert@reddit
Cooked or uncooked? If it was cooked had it cooled down at all?
OnlyTalksAboutTacos@reddit
I bought the apple pie from CaregiverLive2664 and want to be clear, i asked specifically for the cincinnati crumble
Moonacid-likes-bulbs@reddit
As long as he payed for it, there should be no issue. Also kinda shitty for yoy to fire them after paying for their onlyfans...
CaptainHarryStinkbox@reddit
You tell me where this is specifically stated not to do in the handbook.
axilidade@reddit
was it frozen or already microwaved
HaZalaf@reddit
Those things are magma-hot when the crust cracks open. He had to have burned his hands sticking it up there.
Knillawafer98@reddit
A true connoisseur can get it in without cracking the crust
tdinh01@reddit
No where in the employee handbook does it say that this is not allowed.
BellaxPalus@reddit
How much did you bet hom that he wouldn't do it?
RKips@reddit
And lived??
T3nacityDog@reddit
God forbid a man have hobbies
ZippyTheUnicorn@reddit
He wanted to have a tart fart. Then the smart part was when the fart turned to brown dart art. It smelled like apples.
CardiologistSad8036@reddit
I thought this was America??
john_the_fetch@reddit
I bet he was trying to steal it. Also, are you the one he tried to get fired by spoofing your number to then send a higher up PRON?
BalognaMacaroni@reddit
Again?
MouthwashProphet@reddit
I'm guessing his farts smelling like grandma's kitchen gave it away.
Constant_Demand_1560@reddit
Well it's a good thing I'm hiring CaergiverLive2664 then! Wouldn't want that CaregiverLive2664 guy to show up!
DionFW@reddit
2644 😉
Constant_Demand_1560@reddit
Him too!
DionFW@reddit
Lucky that's not OP.
reduces@reddit
I don't remember this scene in American pie
Ginandexhaustion@reddit
That’s sort of a victimless Crime. We’ll, except for the poor apple pie
Aloha-Eh@reddit
Sounds like it wasn't one of them with the molten filling…
chewydude@reddit
This was his 3rd write up. So had a paper trail.
toolatealreadyfapped@reddit
Hol' up. You can get fired for that?!
EarlyLibrarian9303@reddit
In other news, McDonald’s now has an Apple fudge pie on their menu.
Offset2BackOfSystem@reddit
Was it warm?
ChoiceHour5641@reddit
From what I heard, this is true, but a bit misleading. It's because he shoved it up there instead of shoving it up their former manager's ass as they had instructured him to do so.
Spiritual_Table8224@reddit
…but you were the one that sucked it out with a straw…
lsarge442@reddit
Did he serve it after?
rcmp_informant@reddit
Woulda got promoted 🦍🍎
VStarlingBooks@reddit
It was his urethra. I'm the DM. I saw the report.
direwolfbarmitzvah@reddit
OP trying for a poophole loophole
Brave_anonymous1@reddit
And why do you think you have the right to gatekeep his ass?
This is called shitty management and this is exactly why the majority of McDonald's employees are not satisfied with their job.
No-Topic8360@reddit
How many warnings do you get?
Azrael4295@reddit
15
minty-moose@reddit
conescutively or?
Maxed_Zerker@reddit
They call it your other mouth for a reason!
bdubzz94@reddit
This is NOT mentioned at all in the Code of Conduct. Management once again has gone too far.
LaForge_80@reddit
Was CaregiverLive2664 on the clock?
Nezeltha-Bryn@reddit
It's McDonald's. I think most of us just expect that at this point.
bikejackass@reddit
The record is 3 apple pies and a big mac
YukariYakum0@reddit
Well how else was he supposed to eat it if he needed to poop it out his mouth?
i_use_this_for_work@reddit
Yea, but who ate it?
stobors@reddit
He's also the reason why the ice cream machine doesn't work.
I didn't think it was possible to serve ice cream with apple pie that way, but to each his own.
zorg_bacon@reddit
Still hot or did he let it cool down?
Hellie1028@reddit
It’s not gay if the checkout girl helps
MudJumpy1063@reddit
No à la Modo
Hellie1028@reddit
?Porque no los dos?
maxgaap@reddit
It wasn't the apple pie itself but the fact it was very hot and burnt the manager's dick that caused the firing
Sthellasar@reddit
I thought that pie tasted weird
elsie14@reddit
can you taste it via @$$?
presvil@reddit
Only a true power bottom can learn that skill.
DietCoke_repeat@reddit
I thought OP's ass tasted weird....
NorthRoseGold@reddit
Look, it's a forgivable offense
malacide@reddit
This is what happens when you watch American Pie backwards.
Haunting_Bat_4787@reddit
Ratio’d
MyVelvetScrunchie@reddit
Whatever happened to my ass, my choice?
Myke_Dubs@reddit
Why would you wanna get rehired at McD’s anyways? Like go work at any other fast food place, or deliver pizza and make $100 a night in tips easy af
elsie14@reddit
silly caregiver, american pie goes in the FRONT 👍
drapehsnormak@reddit
Bullshit! Be honest, he sold people ice cream.
l94xxx@reddit
Warm or cold?
cvframer@reddit
You can get fired for that?
inkslingerben@reddit
Was it an extremely hot apple pie or room temperature?
Azrael4295@reddit
frozen going in, hot coming out. He said they cooked more even that way.
vonhoother@reddit
That's why I always say no when they ask if I want it heated up.
offalshade@reddit
They’re never as hot as they were when they used to fry them
No-Phrase-4692@reddit
You would get an award if I wasn’t broke 😅 please accept the fact that the side of my face hurts from laughing as hard as I did as the appropriate kudos
asdf_qwerty27@reddit
We all do things in the heat of the moment Azrael4295.
PortlandPetey@reddit
I thought that was only against the rules if you tried to sell it after?
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
No I fucking didn’t. You’re lying.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
Am woman
Itchy_Horse@reddit
Yeah you'll get your application in, but your SSN/SIN is in their system listed as do not rehire. This isn't going to work.
Even if it did, why in earth would you do this? Apply somewhere else.
Weird_Cantaloupe2757@reddit
Yes, and the only way to get around that is by using a stolen SSN, which is a majorly serious federal felony — risking 15 years in the federal pen to get a job at McDonald’s would be a level of fucking stupidity that I don’t think the English language has a word to properly express.
NorthKoreanCaptive@reddit
Lemme try
Midnight-Bake@reddit
Hey, look. McDonalds has standards.
Smoke crack? You're done.
You can still get a job working at the mayor of Washington DC, but not at a fine establishment like McDonald's.
TwinFrogs@reddit
Jerry Springer was the Mayor of Cincinnati until he got caught having a whore orgy in his office. He had been paying them as “private contractors” on the city payroll.
Floreit@reddit
Out of all the ways to waste money in the gov, this is probably my favorite lol. I can't even be mad.
Numerous-Attempt8414@reddit
Paying for hookers with a personal check was a choice lol
Midnight-Bake@reddit
I was thinking of Marion Barry.
I guess day time television is a pretty cushy gig as a fall back from politics.
TwinFrogs@reddit
Oh I know. It was caught on hidden camera. I remember when it happened.
wegame6699@reddit
Can't get fired for it if you buy it from the manager. Just ask my ex...
sir_bathwater@reddit
Got caught smoking crack on the clock? You’re done
ftfy
metalflygon08@reddit
Because you didn't share with HR.
Brekldios@reddit
Whippets the bathroom? Was a customer in there? No? Get back to work
OtisBDriftwood92@reddit
Lol really because everyone at my local McDonald's is a meth head
Midnight-Bake@reddit
Everything I learned about McDonalds hiring practices I learned from Good Charlotte.
HaloGuy381@reddit
Hell, you can get a job as the God-Emperor of Murrica, including full nuclear launch codes, while smoking crack among other things.
TheFBIClonesPeople@reddit
Honestly it's probably easier to get fired from McDonalds than from a cushy white collar job. Low wage and blue collar jobs tend to have really authoritarian leadership. I've never worked fast food though, so I could be off base
Swimming_Taro_5556@reddit
Literally LOL'd at this because that's exactly what I thought after reading the post 🤣 like do you not remember filling out forms with your SSN??
DrSixSmith@reddit
Alternatively, McDonald’s has made it a policy to take a second flyer on anyone smart enough to use incognito mode.
Heavy72@reddit
So use a stolen SSN, claim "exempt" on your taxes and double fuck the government!!!
Unable-Confusion-822@reddit
Sir, this is a reddit.
ButtDoctor69420@reddit
There are literally millions of people doing this in the United States - every undocumented worker is using a fake SSN. You won't get in trouble for doing it.
Puzzleheaded-Yak5773@reddit
not enforced aka doesn't matter
fireky2@reddit
Yeah people are downvoting but it happens all the time , it isn't good but especially if you're undocumented you're limited on options
Not-Enough-Web437@reddit
According to the comment of u/Azrael4295 above, the man has some hobbies to fulfill not available anywhere but at McD.
TheJarcker@reddit
Because I wanna keep stealing mcnuggets, CINDY.
fireky2@reddit
Judging from the post history they likely have a past felony which means the only jobs that hire are gonna be fast food or construction, and it isn't construction season.
REDACTED3560@reddit
Isn’t construction season? Someone doesn’t work in construction it seems. Everyone is fired up and projects are full speed ahead.
Coneskater@reddit
Do the franchises actually share that info? I think the key here is to apply for a McDonald’s that’s owned by a different franchisee.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
I’ve seen this work tho. From other McDonald’s managers that had this happen.
Itchy_Horse@reddit
Why are you desperate to work at McDonalds?
AquaTierra@reddit
He’s not lol, he is just sharing the tip and proved you wrong, and you’re deflecting.
allcowseatgrass07@reddit
Sharing the tip is what got him firme
PomegranateCool1754@reddit
He is immigrant
PermutationMatrix@reddit
Right now they're hiring cashiers right out of high school $5 over minimum.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
Since it clearly works I’ll just do this
Itchy_Horse@reddit
You sure? I've got a great secret for getting hired at Arby's.
ArmpitNoise@reddit
Sir, this is a Wendies.
Brickwater@reddit
This guy, he's got the meats.
gymnastgrrl@reddit
yeah, but OP has the pies........
.........up his ass
Rfisk064@reddit
Lol this got me
bdluk@reddit
He's desperate to work
Sonikku_a@reddit
So go over to Burger King or Wendy’s or something
TrappedOnARock@reddit
Hey Wendy's I get but, Burger King? That's not climbing the fast food career ladder. Gotta keep your eyes on the fries.
Klutzy-Resource@reddit
Maybe he really likes mcflurries
DietCoke_repeat@reddit
It's the apple pies he likes. We already covered that.... Well,...he already covered that.
He covered the apple pie...
with ass.
Tr0z3rSnak3@reddit
Everyone knows the ice cream machine is broken cause the employees eat all the ice cream
Rk_1138@reddit
Yeah, nowadays even like basic retail and fast food jobs can have a lot of competition.
Nolo__contendere_@reddit
I would still pick another fast food joint though.
mr_muffinhead@reddit
Apple pies
UsualLazy423@reddit
Got that urge to pee in the pickles!
xejeezy@reddit
That’s……not how it works, everyone knows you pee in the cucumber jar and THAT turns them into pickles
adudeguyman@reddit
They are only trying to get hired to fix the ice cream machine.
jon-in-tha-hood@reddit
So they can do whatever crazy thing they did to get fired at McDonalds again
BraveStrategy@reddit
Why the fuck you want to work at a McDonalds again? It’s supposed to be a stepping stone not a career. Move the fuck on
chaiscool@reddit
Ah the typical minimum wage job is not a career
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
Also different franchise
The_Ironhand@reddit
Break free
iLikeMangosteens@reddit
Seems like a lot of work for a job at McDonald’s
VirusZer0@reddit
I am thinking April fools post?
No_Restaurant_8266@reddit
I’ve read your post history. Get your shit together
PortlandHipsterDude@reddit
This persons post history is fucked up. They are troubled and attention seeking.
They post every 2-3 days
Glass_Badger9892@reddit
When we are discussing a “life pro tip” that involves “outsmarting” an HR bot for McDonald’s in an effort to get rehired after being fired from… checks notes… McDonald’s, that makes me wonder about the circumstances that put us here in the first place.
Just go across the street to Starbucks and skip the BS. Good Luck!
Troll_Dovahdoge@reddit
Wtf do you have to do to get banned from working at a fucking McDonald's
ImOldGregg_77@reddit
I litterally PISSED myself think about what tou would need to do to accomplish this feat
TheRealJamesDean@reddit
Apparently they got in trouble for not showing up to work so they sent diet pills to their managers house (who is overweight) and got fired. Then they tried to text and harass the manager and got blocked so they shipped more diet pills to their house, which got them added to the don’t rehire list. Post history is crazy
theturtlemafiamusic@reddit
They have an even earlier post with the text deleted but from the comments it's clear they actually got caught vaping weed in the store.
Skwirlydano@reddit
Employees valing weed is why you get better service at Taco Bell.
mikeyx3x@reddit
Especially if bro is working at MDs. Let him have his vice. I don't show up to my restaurant without being stoned lmao. Can't imagine what I'd need to tolerate that type of environment.
Miserable_Bid_6773@reddit
Vape Naysh Y'all Gotta represent!
Exotic-Sale-3003@reddit
Least problematic part of their history. Unless you mean the getting caught part.
Hellisotherpeopl@reddit
Yeah this persons destined to live a miserable life. Even if they don’t get caught for grand larceny eventually. Would suck to be OP. Just stealing and complaining about dog poop all the time.
ausername111111@reddit
Don't forget also suicidal. Like you said, this person is quite screwed if they continue down this path.
Impossible_Ant_881@reddit
With so much fake content on reddit, it's refreshing to know that this is actually a legitimately crazy person.
Darmok-on-the-Ocean@reddit
They post on /r/transracial. That's some high quality crazy.
rainbowkittensparkle@reddit
One of few
metalflygon08@reddit
How can somebody work at a McD and be able to afford diet pills to spite with?
_delete_yourself_@reddit
OP’s post history mentions shoplifting, eBay selling, and hypothetical ways to commit check fraud, soooooo.
lilylakai@reddit
They keep bragging about it but also are constantly changing the gender of the manager. Some posts it’s a woman, some are a man. Doing everything but looking for a job.
Brekldios@reddit
I’m struggling to believe they aren’t some sort of habitual liar, like this seems like an actual problem where they can’t stop making shit up, like “stole 3g from Walmart where do I shoplift from now” like no way your ass actually went over the felony amount and weren’t in cuffs
ausername111111@reddit
They're also suicidal and upset that more people don't believe they're trying to kill themselves. Self admittedly stole thousands of dollars from WalMart, is mixed race but wants to be white only, and is a major pot head.
Total loser.
Xendrus@reddit
Wait so /u/CaregiverLive2664 did something stupid and incorrect, and... as a result that then lead them to.. fat shame and stalk their manager? I don't follow the logic. Are we sure they aren't just a troll?
-Im_In_Your_Walls-@reddit
Jesus Fucking Christ
Theometer1@reddit
Crazy they did that to their manager while OP is fairly overweight as well. They got a post saying they’re 5’1” and 155 pounds.
TheRealKevin24@reddit
Don't forget the spoofing her manager's number to send porn to his bosses.
Severe_Extent_9526@reddit
Fail a drug test.
ImOldGregg_77@reddit
Well, the shenanagins are in taking the drugs, there are no shenanagins in failing a drug test.
Eezagi@reddit
A long time ago, I got barred from being re-hired after walking out for the third time. A choice I have never regretted.
These are things that I was aware of that a logical person might consider grounds to be barred from being rehired, or cause for legal action, and how many cases ("Yes" if they were barred from rehire, "No" if they were not barred):
Embezzlement: 1 yes, 1 no
Sexual Harassment: 2 no
Getting drunk in their truck during work & nearly crashing their vehicle into a customer's: 1 no
Statutory Rape: 3 no.
Coming to work high on Weed: 3 no <- That I know for certain, it wasn't just 3
Coming to work high on Meth: 2 no
Calling out due to being high on MDMA: 1 no
Telling the Regional Manager to fuck off: 1 yes
Placing genitals on the the food: no... I know of 5 or 6...
Distinct_Bread_3240@reddit
He fixed the ice cream machine by himself.
Capital_Tailor_7348@reddit
Don’t know about op or McDonald’s but used to work in Walmart and I know quicking without giving a two week notice means you can’t be rehired
metalflygon08@reddit
Talking about Unions can also get you on the No Rehire list.
Mama_Mega@reddit
"Land of the free" and I'm not even allowed to rinse my balls in the soda dispenser🙄
Possumnal@reddit
Probably chuck an ice cream into the deep fryer
NurseMatthew@reddit
They legit have a post asking if they receive an inheritance if they kill their parents 😭😭
Odd-Confidence8340@reddit
OP’s next post in YSK: You should know you do NOT get inheritance for killing your parents and actually you go to prison!
lifeonsuperhardmode@reddit
This reminds me of Jennifer Pan
itisallgoodyouknow@reddit
Does she have cool photos?
StaredAtEclipseAMA@reddit
Op apparently is an avid shoplifter
RGBedreenlue@reddit
Op is 100% going to end up in prison within 5 years, it’s not just shoplifting and perpetual harassment. Op is a narcissist with a serious mental problem. That post on getting phones in prison will be very useful.
HarryJohnson3@reddit
LOL we used to just call people like OP shitbird lawbreakers. Now they have mental issues and it’s not their fault.
RGBedreenlue@reddit
Didn’t say its not their fault. Would you disagree that they have a serious mental problem?
HarryJohnson3@reddit
I think they have a shitty and imprudent personality, an extreme lack of impulse control, and lack any sort of empathy for others.
Saying that they have a mental problem takes away their agency. They’re just a piece of shit.
TheYorl@reddit
I just went down that rabbit hole, holy spiral.
Public-Eagle6992@reddit
Yeah… I think it was the right decision to fire OP
Nazty_Nash@reddit
And why would you be so hell bent on getting rehired at one? Was it that great of a job?
Qope-Tank@reddit
Their post history is a fever dream holy shit
Key_Paramedic9606@reddit
Someone gave them a write-up for vaping in the restaurant, so OP gave them a write-up about how they looked. https://www.reddit.com/r/McDonaldsEmployees/s/j4MEAwlIc7
At least, that's what I've understood from their posts. They deleted anything they wrote and commented on those mcdonalds posts (there's 2), so I only have other peoples comments to go off of.
I also think a bunch of their account is rage bait, especially with all of these terrible opinions, along with apparently being 18 and feared of being kidnapped. Oh, and don't get me started on posting at least one thing each day.
immortalheretics@reddit
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/McDonaldsEmployees/comments/1hw5h0z/usa_aita_for_writing_a_manager_up_back/?share_id=rzY6gYKKbIfkuwV8i_gpu&utm_content=2&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
To quote OP: “ Manager in training here. One fat lady that's so fat she's always in the way had the audacity to write me up for vaping! So I wrote her up telling her to lose weight! AITA?”
pannameyer@reddit
Scammer, shoplifter, and worst of all he hates dogs
M3pul@reddit
Jesus Christ he is insane
_BlueJayWalker_@reddit
Yikes what a shit human being.
HanTrollo710@reddit
I got banned for calling the boss’s son a pedophile because he was trading cocaine for sexual favors from a 16 year old girl.
They called it insubordination.
National_Action_9834@reddit
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug
tricenice@reddit
Openly posts - "I shoplifted 5k worth of goods from 4 walmarts and never got caught"
OP - "OMG WHY AM I UNHIRABLE?!?!"
Capital_Tailor_7348@reddit
Don’t know about op or McDonald’s but used to work in Walmart and I know quicking without giving a two week notice means you can’t be rehired
sheebery@reddit
Try to unionize?
FureiousPhalanges@reddit
I've worked at a McDonalds 10 years and the only time I've seen someone get banned from working with us was because of SA at a night out
Like, I've seen employees do some stupid, dangerous shit but it takes a lot to actually be reprimanded by the company lol
drumscrubby@reddit
They’re tryna get BACK in over mcburgerchain. This was a proper country oua time. Sad. Unethical pro tip, go be a river guide or something
ImReallyFuckingHigh@reddit
Man I didn’t know it was possible to be that desperate to work for McDonalds
Carlpanzram1916@reddit
My first thought. 🤣. Like, just work at Taco Bell maybe?
ImReallyFuckingHigh@reddit
Right, I’d rather work at the bell anyway if I had to choose between the two
Carlpanzram1916@reddit
I would be so fat if I did.
Initial_Project_7592@reddit
Who gives a fuck if you are blacklisted from McDonald's.. it is a job for highschool kids, not suppose to support a family..
Maybe figure out your passions or a field you actually want to build a career in, and chase that.. no some shit job
There is a difference between a job, and a career
lisbit2023@reddit
If it’s a job for high schoolers, why is it open during school hours?
Initial_Project_7592@reddit
Highschoolers can get out of school for work..
Did it when I was in highschool
And really, that is the best you can come back with?
mavgeek@reddit
That must be a specific state thing for you. In my state high school class hours were from 7am to 2:30 pm, we got out earlier than middle school or elementary school kids specifically in case high schoolers had jobs.
But their question is valid if they are jobs for high schoolers why are they open so early in the morning when most high school kids are in class? Unless your state literally lets a kid say “well i work monday morning, tuesday morning and friday morning so the school will let me miss classes to attend work” that doesn’t fly. AFAIK no state board of education lets kids become truants just to go to work.
lisbit2023@reddit
That makes absolutely no sense, if kids are working instead of going to school, how are they going to “get a better paying job” with no education? I’ve never heard of an “adult” job requiring one having worked fast food in their teen years McDonald’s pays pretty well if you move up in the company If all the fast food workers got better jobs, people like you wouldn’t be able to get your food/coffee that you feel so entitled to be available while believing those same people making your items don’t deserve a decent wage
daffyduck2012@reddit
I'm more interested in why you got fired
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
No idea
TechSupportTime@reddit
Bullshit lol
generalraptor2002@reddit
Ever heard of at will employment
woods1994@reddit
Yeah but you don’t get put on a no hire list for no reason.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
You often do
angusshangus@reddit
Dang, what kind of enormous loser gets fired from McDonald’s???? Oh I see… for smoking weed at work work when you even bother showing up and sending weight loss pills to your boss, that kind of loser.
Odd-Category-9195@reddit
Holy ahit OP. Looking at your post history is fucking insane. You SHOULD be on a no hire list, from fucking everywhere. Jesus Christ.
cplforlife@reddit
Nah, a slight look at your history on reddit shows you actually deserved it.
Try for personal growth instead of lashing out.
TechSupportTime@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/McLounge/s/nJr072TZCo
Turns out there's a good reason. OP is also a habitual shoplifter so theft might have something to do with it.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE FOLKS
Thissnotmeth@reddit
They posted about it here.
Aedalas@reddit
For being fuckin' weird, believe it or not.
BriefAccident702@reddit
One of the posts is about how OP is upset that their parents won’t give her her college fund (after OP decided to not to go college) then a few posts later asks if you murder your parents if you can still get an inheritance. Oh my fucking god.
NurseMatthew@reddit
I saw the parents one, like what the FUCK man. Most disturbing post I’ve ever seen on Reddit 😭
ThunderChaser@reddit
OP also posted asking if they should shoplift from Target because Walmart’s too boring.
What a gem of a human being. Can’t believe McDonald’s doesn’t recognize his greatness.
BriefAccident702@reddit
She doesn’t need McDonald’s. She’ll be Trump’s next AG if Pam ever steps down.
No-Phrase-4692@reddit
Meet the new clown; same as the old clown.
oddoma88@reddit
clearly reddit moderator material
doc_birdman@reddit
Worst of all, she hates dogs!
qaz_wsx_love@reddit
Another is them spoofing their manager's number and sending higher ups porn to get the manager fired.
JFC this person's life is a dumpster fire at the age of 22
BriefAccident702@reddit
And she had a college fund but decided to work at McDonald’s and shoplift instead?
No-Phrase-4692@reddit
I liked this better when it was about pie in ass
LivinginDestin@reddit
The pie comment thread, the OP history comments and OP posts literally got me hooked up for almost 30 minutes.
I'm losing my faith in humanity
Aedalas@reddit
I thought the ass-pie was just a joke, but after seeing their post history I wouldn't put it past them.
TheRealKevin24@reddit
I'm more interested in how she got hired, and promoted to manager in the first place.
TechSupportTime@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/McLounge/s/nJr072TZCo
Crashbox50@reddit
Good Lord OPs post history is a fucking rollercoaster
lefkoz@reddit
Jesus christ. You weren't kidding. I only got like 9 days back where they're posting about sending their former manager porn.
What the actual fuck.
thanksforthefisting@reddit
They were employed at McDonald's two months ago; mailed the manager that fired them diet pills, and now they want to work there again. My life's a mess but at least it's not like this XD
huntour@reddit
you still use “XD” so I wouldn’t consider you that far behind
angryaxolotls@reddit
And they think it's cute that they went back to that McDonald's location IN PERSON to call manager a "fat ass"
But wonders why everyone calls them manipulative when they make fake suicide threats.....
confusedandworried76@reddit
All this for a fucking McDonald's job, no Burger King in town?
Constant_Demand_1560@reddit
Not after what OP did to them
NapoleonBlownApart1@reddit
I'll probably regret asking, but what the hell did ge do to them?
metalflygon08@reddit
Upper Decker in the fry grease maybe?
maxitoon@reddit
Lol
coconuthead00@reddit
jfc that’s really something else LMAO 😭😭😭
mr_muffinhead@reddit
Keep clear of the meth and you should be able to maintain above that line.
plzdontbmean2me@reddit
Addicted to fuckin weed carts but still can’t figure out if the ones they buy are real or not. Constant stories about stealing and strategies to steal (asked about Target, which basically invented shoplifting forensics). Endless fantasy posts where they say they get all their ex bosses fired or sends them diet pills, because apparently that’s a real gotcha.
OP is genuinely reallly fucking stupid.
Brekldios@reddit
No real fucking stoner is unsure if their carts are real because only fucking idiots are buying carts at 7/11 if your not legal to smoke don’t fucking gamble on gas station weed
NiasRhapsody@reddit
Genuine narcissist it’s unhinged. I didn’t realize you could play the victim card that often💀
minty-moose@reddit
imagine being proud if outsmarting fucking mcdonalds by using incognito 💀💀💀
ReactionJifs@reddit
Imagine being fired from McDonald's and being determined to get rehired
forcemarine@reddit
THIS!
ReverseMermaidMorty@reddit
I’m imagining how hard the managers are laughing at OPs application just because they spelled their name slightly different
gymnastgrrl@reddit
I believe firmly in not shaming people who work jobs like that because we all depend on SOMEONE doing those jobs....
.....but yeah. Scheming to get rehired after being fired? I judge a wee bit there....
slyfox7187@reddit
Im not one to judge either because at the end of the day, if the bills are paid, it doesn't really matter where the money came from. This isn't someone who works jobs like that, though. This is a moron who thinks getting yourself rehired at mcdonalds after being fired is a pro tip. I think full judgment is appropriate here.
CinnamonGirl007@reddit
Actually, she's a thief, you can imagine why she got fired. Just a pos.
Shoddy_Wolf_1688@reddit
Idk if you go through his post history he seems pretty intent on ruining his ex managers life even though everything he says doesn't sound real
SupplyChainMismanage@reddit
The thing is they didn’t outsmart anything lol. It’s just cookies. They will be in a database and 100% will have their application tossed out.
Source: last company I worked at would block anyone from reapplying for a year after not getting through the application/interview process. HR friend of mine told me that tons of people would go through hoops to get their application in again but of course they’d end up permanently denied from applying later on because of it
Generic118@reddit
Hey now how can you look down on a guy who brings us such brilliant advice as:
"Mistakes not to make during shoplifting:
Don't use your card at the stores you choose. That gives AP all your vital info."
minty-moose@reddit
no fucking shot he made a shoplifting guide 😭😭
Yodaddysbelt@reddit
It seems to stem from some sort of childhood trauma or really shitty parents based on comments about OP’s fast food job. So they definitely aren’t set up for success
Weegee_Carbonara@reddit
There is only so much you can justify with a shitty childhood.
At aome point things pile up and you can only blame yourself anymore.
red_plate@reddit
Looks more like BPD
Least-Back-2666@reddit
Oh man you reminded me of r/bpdmemes
coconuthead00@reddit
probably a combination of that AND shitty person syndrome…..OP called ICE on their fucking uber driver.
Rampant16@reddit
If it makes you feel better, most of the stories in OP's posts probably never happened.
SentenceOtherwise566@reddit
Motherfucker lives off of theft but bitches about dog owners
jooes@reddit
Hard to imagine why they might be considered "unhirable"
myhf@reddit
i would hire him to harass my ex-manager
xXfir3knif3Xx@reddit
I blame the carts
Odd-Confidence8340@reddit
You joke but for people who are predisposed with mental illness, THC can absolutely cause or worsen psychosis.
karoking1@reddit
The "Do people get inheritance when they kill their parents?" post is wild.
notmyfirstrodeo2@reddit
How many have literally killed people for hoping to get that payout...
This person should be looked by Police.
psychoPiper@reddit
I really liked the part where they asked on r\hacking how to spoof a phone number, and then less than 24 hours later they asked on AITA if they'd be an asshole for spoofing their manager's phone number and sending porn to higher ups with it
Redfalconfox@reddit
Gotta love classic posts like “am I an asshole if I commit a crime because I’m petty?”
psychoPiper@reddit
It blows my mind that they're self aware enough to recognize it's something they need to worry about, but not enough to just... Not do it? Lmao
TheAmazingMelon@reddit
I cannot decide if it’s self awareness to make the AITA post beforehand or a complete lack thereof due to the sheer fucking insanity to type it out and then hit post as if the question is legitimate in any capacity. Comedy.
psychoPiper@reddit
It's insanity because the AITA post came first lol
plzdontbmean2me@reddit
The update with the manager being fired came within that 24 hours as well
sharkbait-oo-haha@reddit
Disregard that, those aren't related.
Apart-Badger9394@reddit
OP is definitely the problem with any job he’s lost
Doodles-Ahiru@reddit
This man is genuinely concerning
Bismothe-the-Shade@reddit
Dudes the king of making up scenarios he thinks are awesome but are all cringe and make him seem like an idiot
sloppy-jolene@reddit
My favorite were the posts of "hey y'know, sometimes there are people in life you just don't get along with" interspersed with "I've been plotting against a McDonald's manager for several months" and "I called ICE on my doordash driver."
fourpuns@reddit
Hold my socks I’m jumping in
big_duo3674@reddit
You're gonna need grippy socks if you go in there
TheQuietType84@reddit
That was certainly an experience.
HomelessByCh01ce@reddit
Holy shit.. why did I read this comment and why did I go look.... I thought I was looking at years of posts only to find out it was 2 weeks deep lol.
Professional_Sky8384@reddit
I was scrolling for a few minutes and I made it through what felt like at least a few dozen posts. I look at the date - it’s less than a month ago.
TheBoisterousBoy@reddit
Man, I just… I transport psych patients basically every day, and more than half of them seem like they have their shit together better than this kid.
Like, OP, I mean this with genuine sincerity, help isn’t a bad thing. If you can, reach out to someone. If you can’t, fuck it, reach out to me and I can provide a list of services that can offer you some sort of help. It’s help. It isn’t a stigma. It isn’t something to feel bad about. It’s just help.
Weegee_Carbonara@reddit
OP has several post saying all psychologists are trying to gaslight them amd criticize them, aswell as everyone not believing their trauma.
OPs problems go deep.
CustomerNo1338@reddit
You’re not joking. It looks like they are/were trying to figure out if they could kill their parents to gain inheritance. This person is seriously unwell
souppanda@reddit
I’m glad you said something. This girl is a narcissistic, kleptomaniac, that needs to look inwards; and also needs to stop snitching on herself for the felonies she’s committed.
cammontenger@reddit
Just straight up trash lol
Sejanoz@reddit
Lmfao you weren't kidding
Turbo_Cat@reddit
OP's name is caregiver and has a post asking a hypothetical about if you still get inheritance from your parents if you kill them.
Aresmar@reddit
It’s like an “Always Sunny” writing room.
Tal_Onarafel@reddit
Post from 13 days ago: Got beat up for stealing and she says don't steal.
Post from 9 days ago in r/shopliftingtech: "Is target an ok store?"
Dear god
Bogshow@reddit
Had a good laugh at “TransRacial”, then being racist against his other half?
No-Marionberry-166@reddit
potatodog247@reddit
Holy fuck. I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled and thought, “Damn. That’s a lot of shit over the years.” Then I see it was only the past 14 days. 😳
trollie-ollie@reddit
Holy hell you weren’t kidding
SirEnzyme@reddit
It's like the evolution of a supervillain's henchman
Amanda-sb@reddit
Someone should check if his parents are still alive.
IPLAYWINDMANN@reddit
Yeah..I was curious and it's a lot worse than I imagined. Hopefully they shape up.
Comfortable-Twist-54@reddit
🤣
magicmike785@reddit
Why would you even want to go back to that shit job
Therealchimmike@reddit
apparently it's not a shit job when you're a shit individual
magicmike785@reddit
Yeah….now that I think about it, wtf did they do that made them unhirable? It’s fucking McDonald’s lmao
Vincitus@reddit
I thought this was America.
Hex_MyDadBeatMe@reddit
Why would you go back?
ServantOfBeing@reddit
You’re post history is wild.
Like the severity of what you do or think in retaliation to others actions seems way beyond necessity or practicality.
Therealchimmike@reddit
a very unserious human taking life very unseriously because no consequences have ever been experienced as a result of dumbass actions.
when reality hits, it's gonna hit like a sledgehammer to a skull.
AbsurdityIsReality@reddit
Honestly all it takes is a GM being willing to hire you. We had a girl fired from mine after getting into it with a carfull of teenagers and then just closing the window on them when they asked for the manager. Well her stepdad became a GM himself at another franchise location under the same owner, he made her a manager.
TributeBands_areSHIT@reddit
The OP post history is all you need to see.
quit smoking cause you can’t stop vaping AT WORK
your posts talk about fixing everything due this manager job which you moved out of state for???
you gave up college to go be a manager at McDonald’s. Then you shit on that job by trying write up your manager who wrote you up for vaping?
you apparently shoplift as your second job/hobby.
get off Reddit, get therapy, and apologize to your family for being downright terrible.
CompetitiveComment50@reddit
Use a Google phone number and a new email address.
Capital-Ad-1320@reddit
You seem horrible.
Unlucky-Tonight238@reddit
Being marked for do not rehire by MCDONALDS is insane, ho-ly brother
onesleekrican@reddit
Right - blows my mind
Unlucky-Tonight238@reddit
Actually makes sense if you look at their post history
onesleekrican@reddit
Fair. Didn’t quite make it that far
Cali2good@reddit
Where do people look for these 1L/2L internships? LinkedIn?
OswegoBetta@reddit
Good thing you're asking how inmates get phones considering you'll probably be one soon
Flaky_Bag_5419@reddit
How desperate do you have to be to work at McDonalds after getting fired to even try this?
Boofaka@reddit
Some people might not have many choices? Idk
Sea_Bear7754@reddit
There's a 90% chance there's a Burger King or Wendy's across the street.
Public-Eagle6992@reddit
Looking at OPs post history, they’re likely fired from there too
Pkmn_Gold@reddit
If someone is able to get fired from McDonald’s, they probably aren’t gonna last long at those restaurants either.
nnyzim@reddit
Don't you get fired from there for defending yourself against an attack?
Boofaka@reddit
The loop hole doesn't work there.
what_a_draggg@reddit
made me chuckle
Sea_Bear7754@reddit
Like a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich
SteveDaPirate91@reddit
There’s always the crew of people that rotate between them every 6 months.
BellaxPalus@reddit
The other restaurants have restraining orders on him.
NewRomanKonig@reddit
working as a cook for years ive found that people who work for the fast food chains like knowing the place, their job role, dont have to think to much or learn new things.
Keeps them going back vs finding something new
Getting a new job somewhere else would be scarier experience than going back into the old routine, regardless of how bad the old routine
there is also comrodery amongst employees and a certain team/community based in overcoming the corporate structure that appeals to some people more than it would others
OblongGoblong@reddit
Yeah a jobs a job, who gives a shit. As long as they're content.
Plus some rural places don't have many options for employment. Job deserts.
SignedJannis@reddit
And what on earth do you have to do to get fired from a MacDonald's? Slip vitamins into the "food" or something?
ncPI@reddit
That made me laugh a little more than it should!
BraveStrategy@reddit
Every single job like this you get fired for not showing up on time, not at all, or stealing . The bar is in hell
AnotherDoubtfulGuest@reddit
Their post history suggests they’ve already been fired from or shoplifted from everywhere else.
Altrano@reddit
Waffle House hires felons 🤷🏻♀️. They might fit right in with night staff.
Altrano@reddit
Gotta have the money for gas to commit crimes and buy more drugs.
jon-in-tha-hood@reddit
I'm curious how you even get fired from McDonalds in the first place
CodePervert@reddit
I've worked in McDonald's for nearly 20 years and I've seen exactly 2 people get fired.
The first guy called the customers fat bastards, pretty much when I first started there. The second guy was fired on the spot for stealing €20. They were both managers.
I've seen one manager being demoted, he wasn't suited for it.
I've heard of 2 managers being fired for being in the bookies when they were supposed to be working. One of them used money from the store to gamble. The other was a business manager who had gambling problem.
It makes sense that they've all been managers given that they have more responsibilities.
thedude4555@reddit
I mean they got fired, from McDonald's, id imagine their work record isn't that sterling, McDonald's is a job that in order to get fired you either have to try to get fired or just be a complete piece of shit at a job that may not be fun but certainly isn't difficult either.
Far_Influence@reddit
Counterpoint: I got fired back when I was 18-19 years old. Except first I quit after the corporate manager sent me out to unplug a shit-filled toilet. I went back and they then fired me. He was an ass though.
swaggysaggy@reddit
But OP actually probably deserved to be fired. Looking at their post history. They have a post about trying to report their manager to get back at their manager because I am pretty sure the manager reported them for vaping in the kitchen. The post was deleted, but the comments remained and it sounds like they were vaping inside the restaurant. Combined with posts about failing to steal from a small business. OP is a bad person.
Far_Influence@reddit
Well, that was dumb.
However, my comment was not really addressing OOP, rather it was talking about my experience which I brought up for fun.
thedude4555@reddit
I suppose maybe I just had managers that weren't complete asshats. my experience in fast food and work at McDonald's as well as other places only extended into my late teens. It was a shit job for sure, but that was just because it was too simple and boring, I showed up when I was scheduled and did what I was asked. The only people i ever saw get fired were folks that either didn't try at all because they were above working at McDonald's, people who called off a lot, and people who did stupid shit they weren't supposed to. It's not a hard job and you really do sort of have to try to get fired from places like that. Unless like in your case you get an unlucky run of it when it comes to management, but shit management is a risk at really any job.
Far_Influence@reddit
I love the double entendre here, intended or not. He really was insufferable.
BraveStrategy@reddit
Like why the fuck would you intentionally nefariously get rehired at a place where you can’t cut it anyway? And in low wage jobs the bar is on the floor, all you have to do to not get fired is show up on time and not steal or be rude to customers. People work hard at being mediocre. Maybe apply that effort to learning a skill and get a better job. This is so pathetic I’m embarrassed for them.
briansmems@reddit
I appreciate this LPT if my life ever spirals, and I find myself getting fired from Mcdonalds and need to get the job back.
confusedandworried76@reddit
I mean at that point I feel the skills are transferrable to Burger King or Arby's
minty-moose@reddit
lmao i subconsciously tucked this information away in my brain. I'm so fucked and i know it 💀
swaggysaggy@reddit
OP probably doesn't have many options they have many posts detailing how much they shoplift so most likely are worried about getting a job at major retailers leaving fast food as their only option and getting a do not rehire within months of their first job at like the largest fast food chain in America is not an ideal situation.
tabbarrett@reddit
Bills make people desperate
Deveak@reddit
Seriously, I'd live in the wilderness first.
Minnesotamad12@reddit
This made me laugh way too hard
KWOOJ@reddit
how do you get fired from mcdonald’s
GrungyGrandPapi@reddit
How you get fired on your day off
iam_the_Wolverine@reddit
You got fired from McDonald's. MCDONALD'S.
AND MOREOVER - they told you they would never want to work with you.
Apparently, you have no better prospects, you're finding ways to circumvent the ban so you can back to working for a fast food restaurant.
At what point do you do some some self-evaluation?
MisterDonutTW@reddit
How bad is your life going if you got banned from working at McDonald's?
vampyrewolf@reddit
Quick read of their profile kinda says it all. Saw 5 different shoplifting threads in about 2min.
Brekldios@reddit
And within days of each other too
StrandBG@reddit
they also drugged coworkers in the past too apparently
The_Dunk@reddit
Unless you have a new SSN I’m not sure how this will work
Carlpanzram1916@reddit
Imagine being this desperate to work at McDonalds.
Bluntforcetrauma11b@reddit
How tf you get fired from the easiest job on earth? And why would you want to go back to the hell that it is
Itellitlikeitis2day@reddit
move on to a better job.
You don't want to work there after high school do you?
BillyBattsInTrunk@reddit
What does Mayor McCheese think about this?!
Some-Store702@reddit
Why don’t you just work somewhere better than McDonald’s 🤣
patricthomas@reddit
One would think it's just going to block your SS#
forcemarine@reddit
Getting fired from McDonalds should be a sign, my friend. Time for bigger and better.
BellabongXC@reddit
Holy Dysptopia. Every now and then I'll see a workers rights related ULPT and have another reality check at just how far gone things are in some places.
SmoothSlavperator@reddit
using Safari and thinking dumping cookies is actually something fancy lol
....also works for getting more "free views" on news sites.
Necessary_Yellow_530@reddit
Good god you're such a shit-eating window licker
WhichVegetable8285@reddit
You need help
BitBetHaMaMoney@reddit
Gets fired from McDonald's... and for some reason, wants to go back to working at McDonald's... wat?
TheIgnoredWriter@reddit
He most unethical part is wanting to work at McDonald’s twice
ausername111111@reddit
Damn, looking at OP's post history, wow, OP is trash.
Basically got fired from McDonalds, trying to scam their way back in, stole thousands of dollars from WalMart and then bragging about it, of mixed race but wishes she was white only (weird), and seems to be a pot head (I've got nothing against weed, but in combination with the other attributes, yikes).
weesti@reddit
My only issue with this is why you’d want to go back to ( reviews notes…) McDonalds??
No_Win6358@reddit
OP is a waste of oxygen judging by their post history. Their future looks very bleak.
Sunset-onthe-Horizon@reddit
Just fill out a paper application, we still have those you know. You just gotta ask for them.
epitomeofmasculinity@reddit
That’s up to GM or Franchise Owner discretion, as my McDonald’s does not give out paper applications. When I applied last year, they specifically told me they don’t have paper and only do it through their online AI.
franktopus@reddit
I've always wanted to get a job at mcds and speed run getting fired. From sheer incompetence, bullying customers and coworkers is cheating
epitomeofmasculinity@reddit
Calling in sick will do it, even if valid, lol
epitomeofmasculinity@reddit
That doesn’t help you get rehired, it just helps you get the interview. The rehire is up to the current GM, even if you’re a “do not rehire”. They’ll look you up, see what it was, then decide.
RetardCentralOg@reddit
That's alot of effort to get a job a a fucking McDonald's.
theoryOfAconspiracy@reddit
Part of being hired is an I-9 which verifies your identity with either a passport or two forms of ID such as a license and SS card.
Ambitious-Duck7078@reddit
I have to wonder why someone would go thru the trouble to even want to go back to McDonald's. Is their pay better than their competitors?
casual_brackets@reddit
No chance that spelling your name differently bites you in the ass come tax season
Fhugem@reddit
People will scheme for a chance to work at McDonald's, but it's clear they need some serious self-reflection first.
Kernal_Sanders@reddit
What a piece of garbage you are, OP 😂
silver-ly@reddit
You have much bigger concerns than trying to get rehired at a McDonald’s lmfao. Seek professional help bud
shavenyakfl@reddit
If OP worked as hard on the job as gaming the system, his ass wouldn't have gotten fired from MCDONALD'S. Losers doing what losers do. LMAO
traumahawk88@reddit
That'll work to get you in the door. Then you go to fill out your I9 and W4 forms and show them your license and SSN card and suddenly you are right back out the door, just as unemployed as ever.
You DID find a way to waste gas getting there and waste your time though. GG
herqleez@reddit
Dumb use of time. Nobody is seething to be employed by MacDonalds
ProfessionalHat5857@reddit
I appreciate Anthony’s stuttering. It’s genuine concern and you can see the wheels spinning, calculating in real time.
Cleve216OH@reddit
How do you get fired from mcd’s and then desperately want to work there again. 🤣
skwx@reddit
Ah.. I am sure there’s a very good reason you’re not eligible to be rehired, and the fact that you’re saying you should lie on applications so you can be rehired is a good hint as to why.
Also, it’s probably a you problem if the only place you can get work is mcdonald’s 🤐 Have you ever considered being… better?
GuntiusPrime@reddit
Who wants you to work at McDonalds so bad they are willing to find some kind of loophole to be rehired.
Shoddy_Cranberry@reddit
Just go see Army recruiter..,
FinancialLab8983@reddit
Some how got ok mcdonalds do mot hire list must make you some kind of special.
But wanting to work at mcdonalds so bad you find a way to lie and circumvent the list takes this to a whole new level of special.
pants_pants420@reddit
having worked at mcdonalds, how tf do u get fired for from mcdonalds.?
NCC1701-Enterprise@reddit
Working at McDonald's is that important to your live?
Designer_Pepper7806@reddit
I think you need to seek help.
allienono@reddit
Was it a hot pie?
wiiguyy@reddit
Maybe getting fired from a McDonald’s is a sign you should not be working at a McDonald’s
LordTurtz@reddit
Crazy behavior to get fired from McDonald’s and try and get a job back at a different one. Genuinely no life skills to be seen there
bluecrowned@reddit
Why would you want to be rehired that badly
MrGains@reddit
Here's a pro tip: work at Burger King instead of McDonald's, preferably one with a McDs in the area
The BK I was at was right next to McDs and I'd laugh at their out-to-the-street lunch rush line while we had like 2-4 cars at peak lmao. You make the same money and deal with the same assholes, just way less of them
No_Illustrator4398@reddit
I sometimes just look at peoples post history and immediately feel like I’m doing ok in life. You seem like a fucking idiot
UnjustifiedBDE@reddit
If you are in the Sacremento/Utah area and see a 5'1 Irish looking Puerto Rican female coming your way RUN!
t4yk0ut@reddit
are you also gonna wear the fake glasses with the moustache and use a new accent? because uhhh. they're gonna know
its_not_a_blanket@reddit
Not if you work in a different location. There are 10 McD in driving distance of where I live.
t4yk0ut@reddit
and most of them probably have the same owners & upper management. the 17 year old casher one town over might not know you, but their boss or their boss's boss is gonna know pretty quickly
brokenmoonlantern@reddit
Please use this experience as a wake up call to get your things together.
dmbgreen@reddit
Great it had always my aspiration to get rehired at a shitty job that previously fired me. Really?
Showtysan@reddit
Ok now give me a protip to never work at McDonalds ever
DangerousInjury2548@reddit
That’s how Donald got hired in the first place
AnCaptnCrunch@reddit
If your UPT is how to get hired back at McDonald’s you skipped all the other life pro tips, ethical or otherwise
lakenwjeskwb7517@reddit
Nice
MalarkeyMcGee@reddit
This is some bleak shit but cool.
Amazing_Divide1214@reddit
Is anyone really trying to get back into their mcdonald's job? Seems like it'd be easier to just go to burger king or taco bell if you are jonesing for a fast food job.
Shrader-puller@reddit
It’s an intentional loophole.
Practical_Macaron778@reddit
I can confidently bet that you’re trying to get rehired at McDonalds to seek revenge on people you worked with there (based off your extremely concerning post history). I hope somehow you are stopped from doing this.
Hawt_Dawg_II@reddit
Why do you want to work at mcdonalds again.
Odd-Confidence8340@reddit
Holy shit this post history was the best rabbit hole I’ve gone down in the longest time on Reddit. 10/10
More_Yard1919@reddit
it sounds like it is just a browser cookie. They have your SSN and if you think using a fake name will get you rehired ur like kinda a moron
1ndomitablespirit@reddit
Getting fired from McDonalds and then scamming to get back in is not winning at life.
txbill101@reddit
Who even thinks of shoving a pie up their ass? Sow day at drive thru?
my_cat_eats_bacon@reddit
If you got fired from McDs you got bigger problems
FastMix9959@reddit
Wait, what? 😳 how do you get fired from a friggin fast food spot? And then, find yourself, umm, “unhirable”??? (Whatever the F that even means)… Dude lol, not sure whining about your so called “issues” on this silly little site is your main strategy going forward bubba 😕
luvemon@reddit
OP, they regardless won’t hire you due to the fact you sent your manager diet pills. Posterchild of NPD.
Turbulent_Ad8355@reddit
Or go to my old McDonalds where they literally rehired a pedo after he came back from prison :)
metalflygon08@reddit
Don't worry, they got rid of the play area.
PositiveRoutine2944@reddit
Stop sucking at jobs
kanabulo@reddit
Why would you want to work at McDonalds again?
Also just use a different browser, a VPN, and take advantage of Latin character analogues in Cyrillic and Greek character sets if you're that thirsty to work for the clown again.
BagOld5057@reddit
Man, looking at your post history, it doesn't matter a bit how many times you reapply. Youre just gonna get fired again, I don't think I've seen many people so unabashedly trashy with completely no self-awareness.
TemperateChair@reddit
I am quitting my job right now to try this.
NurseMatthew@reddit
LMFAO
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
DO IT
Accomplished-Face16@reddit
Im just sitting here trying to wrap my head around the number of things that would have to have gone wildly wrong in my life for "getting around the mcdonalds do not hire list" being impactful for my life.
And i even say this as someone who used to shoot heroin into my veins.
All along I thought that I had hit rock bottom before getting clean. I was wrong. There is a much lower bottom I didn't even know existed until just now.
National_Action_9834@reddit
Go read their post history. It's even worse.
Mister-Miyagi-@reddit
How the hell do you get banned from working at McDonald's? And why would you be so desperate to get back as to try and game the system?
TheMissLady@reddit
Or you could just show up on time, save a lot of hassle
Mammoth-Garden-804@reddit
Whole lot of work just to start back up at McDonalds. Just apply at one of the other hundreds of fast food joints.
StrandBG@reddit
dudes a psycho piece of shit, thief, and drugs others
transcendentseawitch@reddit
Why would you go through such lengths just for a job at McDonald's? Go apply at Wendy's or something.
JuliaX1984@reddit
How do you get a new ID and new social security number? Or do you just tell them to withhold no taxes from your check?
Grandmaster_Invoker@reddit
Brother, you were fired from McDonald's.
It's time to do a 180 because that's near the bottom of life.
ikzz1@reddit
OP's parents are in danger: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/f5nc11GMkA
CluckstinaEgguilera@reddit
sounds like a psycho meth head that would actually do it too
as soon as they told him "No".
EclecticDSqD@reddit
I guess you change your SSN too, so you can still get paid?
Vast_Guitar7028@reddit
I wonder if this works with other fast food places like Burger King
ShreknicalDifficulty@reddit
Use Firefox and sell your body instead. Both vastly better options.
pheret87@reddit
Which Firefox extension let's me get paid for my super sexy dad bod?
oddoma88@reddit
onlyfans
pheret87@reddit
Onlyfans is not a Firefox extension.
Jv_waterboy@reddit
Reading OPs post history they are very obviously a bad person lmao
marc19403@reddit
How does one get fired from McDonalds?
Impossible_Number@reddit
And out on a do not rehire list 💀
Canadianbeltbuckle@reddit
On their day off for stealing box’s!
Alternative_Bet1583@reddit
Whatchu stealing boxes for? You trying to build a clubhouse?
Capital_Tailor_7348@reddit
Don’t know about op or McDonald’s but used to work in Walmart and I know quicking without giving a two week notice means you can’t be rehired
confusedandworried76@reddit
I mean lots of those places will definitely scrub you, I'm on a do not rehire list at Domino's because I walked out in the middle of a shift (don't worry it's not an interesting story)
Danibelle903@reddit
Apparently by harassing their boss by sending diet pills to her house and spoofing her phone number to send porn to her boss.
Peter_Baum@reddit
Judging by OPs post history I’d say they probably stole from them
edit_thanxforthegold@reddit
They were also caught vaping in the store
crumdog_millionaire@reddit
I’m about 40% sure I fired you from a job after the McDonalds lol, what city are you in?
MeatyMemeMaster@reddit
Post history says he’s in Salt Lake City
Mezzoski@reddit
Oh, my dream job at mcd. I can get it giving false data. great news.
DeesnaUtz@reddit
Step 1: Ask yourself how you got to a point in your life where you've been fired from McDonald's and are trying to finesse your way back to working at McDonald's.
Step 2: Whatever the answer(s) to Step 1 were, do the exact opposite going forward in your life.
TheWolfsfang@reddit
No excuses here on this. You have a good point. But the struggle is real, and so is the frequency of toxic management in crap jobs. They couldn't get a management gig anywhere else, and it's clearly their life goal to make other people miserable as a result. So, for devils advocate 👇
Retail worker for about a decade here: with minimal power comes minimal responsibility and maximum pride/ power trip issues. I've had to defend my job against bad managers more times than I care to count. Yet when a new manager comes to the store and suddenly they're shocked to see what I do, VS what they hear. Truth is written by those in power and many just want a scapegoat to protect themselves from their own failures.
DeesnaUtz@reddit
This has nothing to do with bad managers. OP's life is a dumpster fire shit show. Based on her post history, it's largely of her own doing. She should stop getting high all the time, stop stealing shit from retail stores, and grow the fuck up.
TheWolfsfang@reddit
Like I said, no excuses. The struggle is real.
I see the posts, the theft is fucked. Just no. I guarantee they know OP's identity. The facial recognition/ electronic device tracking that those places use is impressive.
The smoking is likely coping for many struggles at once. Regardless, I'd bet they spend a lot of their time fighting through their own issue and those of others. Something we all share. Some are just more judgemental than empathetic.
DeesnaUtz@reddit
I can be empathetic, in fact, I usually am. But not toward someone who is a habitual thief, who tries to spoof phone numbers in order to send porn to corporate bosses, who gives out diet pills in order to body shame other people. This is not "coping and fighting through issues." This is proactive immaturity that is creating issues in the first place.
TheWolfsfang@reddit
Oh, I agree if that's all true. With a very short bit of reading you were accurate last time. If they're actually going that far, it's kind of funny that they'd fat shame other people. The hand holding that vape definitely is from a large person. Pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it.
AyAyAyBamba_462@reddit
Jesus fuck OP I'm surprised anyone will hire you with a post history that is basically about how physically and mentally unhealthy you are, and about how you love smoking dope and shoplifting.
Frequent-Novel-1918@reddit
Yes finding loopholes of how to get back into the shittest possible job you could ever have. Go get a real job and tell em thanks for black listing you bud
Rat_Grinder@reddit
Crawling back to McDonalds? Yikes.
crazypyro23@reddit
Why do you want to go back? You'll just get fired again in a couple weeks. What about, instead, you try and live as a productive member of society instead of a fucking nightmare of a person? Just to change it up. Food for thought.
EA705@reddit
Man imagine lying on the Internet to strangers day in and day out cause your life is so miserable. Everything you post is bullshit
RTMSner@reddit
Wouldn't like a manager or something eventually figure you out?
Poppa_Mo@reddit
This isn't unethical, this is promoting self-harm.
darioblaze@reddit
Based off your post history, all you need to do is claim to be white and you’ll be fine, CUZ GIRL TRASRACIAL????????????
jldtsu@reddit
or like apply to Burger King.
Canine-65113@reddit
Wow imagine being such a failure thst you not only get fired from mcdonalds and get put on a no rehire list but you also try to find loopholes to circumvent this ban. Pathetic
Assfrontation@reddit
So I got fired from McDonald's a few months ago
how?
SoapyCheese42@reddit
It's usually jacking off into the big mac sauce.
HEpennypackerNH@reddit
I’m not trying to be a jerk, I’m genuinely curious… how does one become unhireable at McDonalds?
And, assuming the answer is a bad as I imagine, why would you want to help people make it happen?
tmbgisrealcool@reddit
Honestly, if you're on the shit list at McDonald's, maybe you have some real reflection to do on how you're living your life.
cws904@reddit
Room awareness, Friend. We are on r/UnethicalLifeProTips 😹😹😹
ZealousidealMango114@reddit
But like what about the SSN part?
Particular_Wasabi663@reddit
My Spidey senses tell me you're a piece of shit person
Myke_Dubs@reddit
Why would you wanna get rehired at McD’s anyways? Like go work at any other fast food place, or deliver pizza and make $100 a night in tips easy af
SmegmaMuncher420@reddit
She was a manager in training, got fired for vaping weed in the store and has had trouble letting go. She's been allegedly harassing her ex manager for months. This is all in her post history lol.
OP you need help. You're not getting your job back. Quit doing drugs and shoplifting and reach out to a therapist. I mean this sincerely.
Hibiscus-Thrower1620@reddit
Op is an active poster in r/shoplifting_tech. 🤦♂️
HoleInThePoopSock@reddit
I can't wait until OP ends up on one of those youtube bodycam vids for stealing. They're all babies when they get caught.
FarTransportation451@reddit
OP are you ok ?
BalancedGuy1@reddit
“I got fired from Micky D’s so I hacked the system to get rehired back at Micky D’s”
Bro WHAT
PeakRedditOpinion@reddit
I love how everyone is collectively going “hmm I bet you that a dude who got fired from McDonald’s and is trying to trick the system into getting rehired instead of looking for a new job isn’t on the up and up.”
souppanda@reddit
Worst post history I have ever seen in my life!… she would have no idea though. Would probably make a separate post complaining that I insulted her post history.
2025march22@reddit
How lousy do you have to be to get blacklisted from mcdonalds?
Hankarino@reddit
I love the enthusiasm but does re-acquiring a job at McDonald’s constitute a life pro tip?
p-nji@reddit
Hey OP, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you are a genuinely stupid human being. I pray for your brain damage to be reversed.
BoredofPCshit@reddit
Why would you want to be rehired?
plzdontbmean2me@reddit
OP you’re a degenerate. You can’t keep a job at McDonalds, can’t figure out how to tell if the drugs you buy are real or not (your posts about weed look like a junkie’s posts), you constantly shoplift, constantly having to get revenge on your bosses who probably fired you because you can’t even seem to function daily in modern society.
Get your fucking shit together OP. You are pathetic.
spazhead01@reddit
Pure genius at work here.
thousandlegger@reddit
Does a genius get fired from McDonald's and want desperately to go back?
Hanz616@reddit
not yet, they need to be hired
bobandbrown@reddit
Per ops posts they are getting rehired now as a manger since they got their last manager fired so now op got rehired and is taking their place per OP.
charge_forward@reddit
test.
GeneticsGuy@reddit
As a software developer, let me just tell you that all that is happening is the input validations aren't going to include some massively complex name predictions to see if you already worked there. They already added some by even checking this at all. Good for them.
However, all you are doing is bypassing a top layer minimal restriction on the front end of a website and getting your data entered. You're wasting your time.
In thr United States, your social security number is how your job history is tracked. You know how you can get a credit report that tells you your credit scores for loans? Well, your SSN also is used to store your entire work history your entire life. When I worked on the backend of mortgage loans on helping people get approved as a Loan Processor I literally could pull job history of people that went back decades with the click of a button, and it included start date, leave date, and your income you earned in those years.
So, you bypasses a way to re-enter some info, but once they look into hiring you, and they run your SSN, it's going to INSTANTLY pull up their file on you and boom, congratulations, you wasted your own time.
Misspelling your name is not a loophole. This is 110% not going to work.
theviolethour3@reddit
Why are you so desperate to work at McD? Just work somewhere else
haverchuck22@reddit
This post is the best.
D0varev@reddit
Not ass comment
haverchuck22@reddit
lol? wtf? Not a bot. This post is the best imo. If someone posts a way to possibly get re-hired by McDonald’s after getting fired as tho it’s some awesome trick….thats just objectively hillarious…or in other words….the best
Equivalent_Seat6470@reddit
How in the world do you even get fired from McDonald's???
a22x2@reddit
I dunno, I got fired from Starbucks many years ago and I’m pretty sure they’d never hire me back. All I did was never show up on time for three years and refuse to learn how to use the mop! Egregious, I know
Equivalent_Seat6470@reddit
How dare they! You should've told them you have time blindness. And who knows how to use a mop after only 3 years of work?! That takes time and experience, plus I think you have to be certified by a pro-mopping expert. Ridiculous. What if you didn't do it right and someone horrifically died or lost a limb?
a22x2@reddit
I was reminiscing about those long-ago, simpler times with a friend that used to manage me, and even in my daydreaming, wistful thinking, never-would-happen scenario she said “fuck no, I would never work with you ever again.” Like damn homie I was so bad I even got fired from her imagination lol
Equivalent_Seat6470@reddit
Damn!😂 This just made me laugh so hard though!
Deathglass@reddit
lmao how do you get fired from mcdonalds
JTEL918@reddit
He should have been made employee of the month. He was giving excellent customer service to the patron that demanded their piece “piping hot”.
Excellent_Ad_3555@reddit
Oh jeez. You have put me on the do not hire list. Oh my. Whatever shall I do. My goodness. What a travesty.
scots@reddit
It's telling that the economy is getting so bad that McDonalds has a "do not hire" bot and actually uses it.
ch3rie@reddit
At least give McDonald’s up and work at chick fil a this time
lovedie@reddit
This thread is a roller coaster and a train wreck jfc 😭
Bananasnake@reddit
i know this is ULPT but maybe some deep introspection here would be good. see a therapist. you desperately need help
Aresmar@reddit
Jesus their post history could have given “Always Sunny” another 2 seasons.
Fun_Payment8103@reddit
Ok but actually if you are deemed “do not rehire” at McDonald’s, you’ll probably have a chance at the McDonald’s down the street. The vast majority of McDonalds are franchise owned and these franchisees do not communicate with each other on this levels. You could totally lie about your reason for leaving, and they’d be MORE likely to hire you because you have already been trained. Locations that are not franchises are corporate owned and they do not communicate with the franchisees on this level.
coconuthead00@reddit
u/Justuraverageshmo look at OP’s post history 😭😭😭
terrag32256@reddit
Wow. His history is so cringe
Leading-Prize-6845@reddit
Admitting that you stole raybans at a mall and then later asking if YTA for reporting your Uber driver (who stole) to ICE. Get help.
tommyanders@reddit
Getting fired was your chance to actually do something.
But you want back in….
😂 😂 😂 🍔 🍟 😂 😂 😂
chesstutor@reddit
If your competency is that you got fired from McDonald...the lowest of lowest job in US...
justmedownsouth@reddit
Why would you want to go back?
diablodeldragoon@reddit
"Man, of all the minimum wage jobs in the country, I really have to have that one! "
Rich-Hovercraft-65@reddit
Works until you have to show ID on your first day.
69thpapasmurf11@reddit
Discontinue the lithium
czaremanuel@reddit
I'll keep this in mind if I'm ever feeling low enough to think "damn, I fucked up, I really need that McDonald's job back..."
lakenwjeskwb7517@reddit
Why not work at Burger King? Or somewhere else?
logmover@reddit
You have to be real special to get fired from McDonald’s. I’ve literally seen crack heads high on drugs working a shift at a McDonald’s
beachbum818@reddit
Why go through the trouble to get rehired? Apply to a competitor.
Greenfirelife27@reddit
They did you a favor, why go back?
raleighguy101@reddit
Imagine being such a loser that you have to lie and cheat to get hired at McD's.
Ok-Respond-9007@reddit
Not only being fired from McDonald's, but being so bad they won't rehire you? Given the people that work at basically every McDonald's I have been to, I can't imagine how terrible you must be at your job to get fired.
Aetheldrake@reddit
A lot of jobs will list as you "non rehirable" easily. Job treats you like shit so you quit for a better job, non rehirable. Not given enough hours so you leave for another, non rehirable. Didn't give a full 2 weeks, non rehirable.
RedIcarus1@reddit
"Yes, they quit. They got a much better job."
"Well make sure we don’t rehire them!"
Somehow, I don’t think that’s as big a problem as they think it is.
Aetheldrake@reddit
Oh it's not even that much effort. They file the computer work and just check off "not eligible for rehire" or something.
And then 2 months later they might call or text the person that left asking if they want some more shifts anyway lol
Ok-Respond-9007@reddit
Maybe so, but he said he got fired.
Commercial_Area_5955@reddit
A McDonalds I worked at before didn’t take rehires at all for any reason, even if why you had to leave was valid.
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
Was definitely not work related. Upper management has commented especially towards me.
blandstick@reddit
Wow
Lastburn@reddit
Bruh why are you going through all this effort to go back to mcdonalds ? Starbucks has full dental coverage
mehojiman@reddit
Can't imagine coming up with an ULPT for getting rehired at McDonald's. Just go back to stealing catalytic converters
outofcontextsex@reddit
You should take all this effort and ingenuity and apply to getting a better job; this is way more effort than McDonald's deserves.
Alexzander1001@reddit
This will be something some googled in like 5
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
/s
Bobwords@reddit
Guys I call a recession. Trying to get hired twice at McDonald's that close says the dumpster behind Wendy's is at capacity
Jpkmets7@reddit
Just needs funds for 0 DTEs. He can’t always borrow from his wife’s boyfriend.
Notsohiddenfox@reddit
I was caregivercoworkerr. I see when fire happen.
Fire happen when caregiver the whole thing.
Witness manager face glorious
CaregiverLive2644@reddit (OP)
Yeah lol
GingerPinoy@reddit
Good luck to OP, the only qualification to working at McDonald's is a pulse
Hanz616@reddit
lmao
mccrackey@reddit
But then you might get hired to work at McDonald's, and that would be truly depressing.
_AlwaysWatching_@reddit
This is not the flex you think it is
JT-OnThaTrack@reddit
Yeah this is super sad
LurkConsistent@reddit
OP, have you considered a better career path? I am not trying to speak negatively, I'm merely asking. Everyone gets stuck in tough spots sometimes and some more than others. A lot of places will hire to train and pay a lot more for less work. Technical support or construction are great entry level jobs that lead to more fulfilling career paths for example.
Dutchboy347@reddit
This is like getting fired from Amazon and trying to get rehired to work for them again 🤣🤣🤣 why tf would you want that?
stealthdawg@reddit
Ah yes, this is what the “pros” in life are doing, certainly.
elektroloko@reddit
OP is a big thinker.
TomSkerritt666@reddit
Show them what time it is, and apply, at the King instead.
safisaryia@reddit
I'm pretty sure they're gonna catch it once you give them your social security number for official employment.