A time-saving robot that can take naps and shits for you!
Posted by saintpetejackboy@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 4 comments
Think about how much time you waste every year either asleep, or on the toilet?
It would be useful with all this AI and robots if they could find a way for the robot to take our naps and our bowel movements.
Instead of being asleep in your cot, you could be curing cancer.
Instead of having to sit on the toilet and take a shit for 3.2 hours every morning, you could invent a new cryptographic algorithm.
We can't really free humans until we enslave them from the most menial tasks that serve us no real benefit.
All these programmers and experts and "science", and yet, poop still comes out of my butt and I still have to have these terrible dreams about being trapped in mall world every night. It seems like a bunch of hoopla about nothing, these days.
ArtisticLayer1972@reddit
Why outsorce best part of life?
XROOR@reddit
One of the greatest things about being an adult AND working from home is being able to take such a long shit your legs fall asleep.
wizardrous@reddit
Finally a real crazy idea! I’m on board.
saintpetejackboy@reddit (OP)
"Snorelots - the robot who sleeps for you!"
You can tell it is working because he doesn't do anything, must be asleep.
I feel energized enough already that I could definitely get behind the wheel for the next 24+ solid hours... Booker thinks he is so special, watch this!