From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. [2 Kings 2:23-24]
These words are in the Bible. This is the New International version. However, more contemporary translations have the passage like this:
From there Anon went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some femboys came out of the discord and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of /b/. Then two leather daddies came out of the club and penetrated forty-two of the femboys.
Nope, they’re still happy. They’re pretty confused by the other races reactions to the little problems like dismemberment and their fellow dead. That, with the whole “orkz is neva beaten” mindset means they just have a good time all around when krumpin’
Unless you’re fighting the knife ears. They don’t know how to have a good scrap. The silver metal ones are also kinda lame, but umies and beakies are great for krumpin
I'd still rather be anon2 tbh, anon1 is just like seeing the local toothless meth head tweaking under the overpass bridge. I'm sure he's having fun, but I don't want none of that lmao
"UUUUAHHHH MY BOYFWIEMD JUST DID A CUMMY CUM IN MY BOY PUSSWIE! A-AM I GONNA GET F@*PREGGERS?!!! I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GET A BOIBORTION! M-MAYBE I COULD PAY FOR IT WITH SOME OF MY BOY MILK?! O-OR MAYBE A PINT OF MY BOY SYRUP?!
HRApprovedUsername@reddit
None of these words are in the Bible
SpicySanchezz@reddit
Im pretty sure „out“ and „here“ are SOMEWHERE in the bible. „Came“ probably also
encrustingXacro@reddit
None of those words you mentioned are in the Bible because the Bible was written in Greek and Aramaic.
pikachurbutt@reddit
it also never considered that we could one day move past mysticism and into intellectualism.
encrustingXacro@reddit
Intellectualism is cringe
yaangyiing_@reddit
what even is intellectualism xD
GruntBlender@reddit
It's like communism for people who want to look smart. You can call them think-tankies.
T_Ijonen@reddit
Nothing that you in particular need to worry about
pikachurbutt@reddit
Just like the bible.
Alex0ux@reddit
What ?! It's not written in modern English?? OR GERMAN !?
PerAspera_MLion@reddit
Boibortion is also in there, in the chapter where god asks the dude to kill his own son
ender89@reddit
The Bible has donkey dicks that cum like a horse but femboys are over the line?
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
These words are in the Bible. This is the New International version. However, more contemporary translations have the passage like this:
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
igerardcom@reddit
It's Joever.
tamerantong@reddit
I'm pretty sure there was a mass boibortion that involves several kids and bears in there
Shrekquille_Oneal@reddit
The boible*
avagrantthought@reddit
Anon1 sounds much happier than Anon2.
6spd993@reddit
Getting your boiwife boipregnant sounds like fun!
Skrunklycreatur3@reddit
:3
6spd993@reddit
What's an emo femboy? (I'm a visual learner)
Skrunklycreatur3@reddit
Hey
6spd993@reddit
😔
OkTax551@reddit
You should follow anon2's advice
Skrunklycreatur3@reddit
Nyo :3
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
youtocin@reddit
Anon2 just suggesting what is best for the future of the human race.
avagrantthought@reddit
And I repeat myself, Anon1 sounds way happier than Anon2.
Diezelbub@reddit
Some of the happiest people you'll ever meet are at the very bottom of the intelligence spectrum
The_King_7067@reddit
Ignorance is bliss
The_prophet212@reddit
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
Cavimanu@reddit
*happy warhammer noises
Braindeadkarthus@reddit
I imagine happy warhammer noises means “WAAAAAAAGH”
Cavimanu@reddit
happiest whaaaaaagh ofc
Braindeadkarthus@reddit
I don’t know of any other kind tbh, orks love that
Cavimanu@reddit
i imagine orks beaten and defeated are not too happy
Braindeadkarthus@reddit
Nope, they’re still happy. They’re pretty confused by the other races reactions to the little problems like dismemberment and their fellow dead. That, with the whole “orkz is neva beaten” mindset means they just have a good time all around when krumpin’
Diezelbub@reddit
No shame in the game. If you don't enjoy it regardless of the outcome you don't really love the game to begin with.
Braindeadkarthus@reddit
Unless you’re fighting the knife ears. They don’t know how to have a good scrap. The silver metal ones are also kinda lame, but umies and beakies are great for krumpin
Cavimanu@reddit
well, you cant beat that attitude
avagrantthought@reddit
Happy for them
Anon no2 can't say the same about himself though
Techno-Diktator@reddit
I'd still rather be anon2 tbh, anon1 is just like seeing the local toothless meth head tweaking under the overpass bridge. I'm sure he's having fun, but I don't want none of that lmao
ApostatisZero@reddit
I think we found the anon who started that post.
Prestigious_Win_7408@reddit
As happy as a pig in sbit
avagrantthought@reddit
And I repeat myself yet again, Anon1 sounds way happier than Anon2.
Adept_Ad_3889@reddit
Consider a doctors appointment to get your ears checked
SuspiciousRelation43@reddit
I didn’t know he read Reddit comments with his ears, that must be the actual reason he’s having such a tough time getting it.
Heresy_is_fun@reddit
WHAT?
Mercury_Dumbass@reddit
Would you give uo your happiness for the future of other people?
dirschau@reddit
I don't think the future of the human race is in danger from anon1 regardless.
Unless I severely misunderstood what's happening here
youtocin@reddit
I wasn’t being serious just in case that wasn’t clear
dirschau@reddit
I'm not sure what I'm being because I don't quite know what the fuck anon is actually saying
No-Play2726@reddit
Anon1 also sounds much more like a degenerate than Anon2.
A_Blue_Potion@reddit
As seen in another greentext
"UUUUAHHHH MY BOYFWIEMD JUST DID A CUMMY CUM IN MY BOY PUSSWIE! A-AM I GONNA GET F@*PREGGERS?!!! I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GET A BOIBORTION! M-MAYBE I COULD PAY FOR IT WITH SOME OF MY BOY MILK?! O-OR MAYBE A PINT OF MY BOY SYRUP?!
Pustules_TV@reddit
It's voice acted on youtube
ProfessionalAccount9@reddit
Link pls
Pustules_TV@reddit
https://youtu.be/OgSHMAmtgL0?si=yngdSNmxH_KNm7N1
A_Blue_Potion@reddit
This is amazing! Lmao. I had no idea someone voice acted this. Thanks for sharing!
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
It's even funnier if u read it in a bugs bunny voice
peepers_meepers@reddit
i fucking hate people that really use those words non-jokingly
The_King_7067@reddit
LilXansStan@reddit
Not saying Boirth was a missed oppurtunity
SuspiciousRelation43@reddit
The wordplay makes it better.
soiboi64@reddit
Vanillepeter@reddit
DD mentioned
betachief77@reddit
Watermark
Stefan8778@reddit
Aboition
bloonshot@reddit
I'm wondering why the image is blacked out instead of the post being marked nsfw
Darrow497@reddit
Any particular reason on why you want so
Penorl0rd4@reddit
Because I wanna see the femboy??? The fuck???
Jombo582@reddit
Real and straight
AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit
Donkeyboi manpunch shehim in herrhises wombbollocks
No_Style9085@reddit
Only sailors wear condoms
Time_Math_966@reddit
This greentext is SEVEN years old.. feels fuckin bad man, holy shit where am i?
UncommonLegend@reddit
Awesome, more exposure to cringe
MrThiccman-XL@reddit
I will be using that response from now on
david__14@reddit
well it is a red board. more power to ya anons
Motor-Notice702@reddit
Holy shit that was 2018 was 7 Years ago?
HotelChair@reddit
Nah, we are still in 2018. What are you talking about?
smellslikenirvana__@reddit
Rockman2isgud@reddit
WHERESOMNIMAN?!
Demon-Bunny-22@reddit
WHEREISHE?!
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
ASKWC5@reddit
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
Are you sure?
cujoe88@reddit
I was still in my 20s when this was posted.
Cyber_squirrel_1@reddit
Time makes fools of us all…
gasp_@reddit
https://i.redd.it/5gi3uk1lvbse1.gif
Skrunklycreatur3@reddit
:3 ??
BirbsAreSoCute@reddit
Google NSFW tag
emeraldkingpanda-kun@reddit
Holy hell
real_picklejuice@reddit
punkate@reddit
Such a polite and thoughtful thing to say, "at the earliest convenience"
MuppetFucker2077@reddit
Reminds me of True Detective S1
VViatrVVay@reddit
patient zero
BaxElBox@reddit
stromyoloing@reddit
Darwin yourself Anon
SkeletonEconomics@reddit
Boil yourself
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Did you also watch Shogun?
thepassionofthechris@reddit
Aboition > Boibortion
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
Feed her two cans of cheap chili. Think of it as plan B for ghays.
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
Is that where this came from??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UNyR0zudQA
Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit
I need boibortion in the Oxford dictionary
nowlickmyfet@reddit
Back when this was 1st posted here in the ages past, someone linked the uncensored pic. I wonder is going to do it now......
ktsb@reddit
Misleading and bisexual
Jozef_Baca@reddit
Boil yourself
kaiserspike@reddit
I lol’d
Anteater_Pete@reddit
Life has finally found the way. Practice safe sex, kids.
dirschau@reddit
JoshuaLukacs1@reddit
I wasn't expecting that and I almost choked on the water I was drinking.