Lamb liver, angus burger, and sweet potato broth

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Yesmar00@reddit

You just threw it all in there? No browning in a pan or even chopping the meat up? Wow

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Indica_Rage@reddit

“You know it’s done when everything turns into a kind of gray-brown sludge with a thin film on top.”

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addicted-to-jet@reddit

The sludge on top is coagulated protein called scum.

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Rudemacher@reddit

Gymbros would pay top money for that with the correct marketing campaign. 🤔

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Tp_for_my_cornholio@reddit

You got to dump it into a cup with a metal ball in it. Then you shake it really hard to get all the lumps out.

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Rudemacher@reddit

Our company calls it a "goop", not a goop, you gotta bite through the tendons and veins and leftover shit from our machinery. This works out your mandible.

You'll look just like the Chad meme.

(our Company guarantes it's 100% but may NOT be useful at all, maybe bc ur too chickenahit to venmo us rn)

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Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit

Marketing is everything! Imagine the possibilities. Coagulated Protein Shake Mix - Specially Formulated

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Rudemacher@reddit

That sucks.

Meatxxorer Maxxx - Congealed Proteinic Goop, "pharmaceutically" designed to BEEF YOU UP, or are you too chickenshit to be the HARDEST man you can be?

A single slop of our congealed goop has 50 grams a protein!

(Actually that quantity of protein would rock if that meant a normal sized cup, but I'd be too afraid to let people I goop it)

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Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit

I'm not too chickenshit! I'll take a case of it and be the HARDEST ever! 💪💪💪 Gimme the Goop!

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sweet_pickles12@reddit

I’m making frowning so deep it hurts so congrats on that I guess

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Bloodshotistic@reddit

When I saw Matty, I automatically assumed it would be bad, but then I saw the broth and man, feathers have been ruffled. Simply gucci, no prada.

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buffdaddy77@reddit

Brother Matty only brings heat in the kitchen

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

Which is wild because his restaurant made an abomination of a jiggs dinner which is essentially boiled dinner with salt beef.

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Bloodshotistic@reddit

I read this in the sense of how you would address a friar. Cuz in my head, my first thought was, "Did he really join the Franciscans or Dominicans?"

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lean_lawd@reddit

what marty makes looks bomb when he’s done. i’ve had boiled dinner, it’s been years, but i loved that shit.

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buffdaddy77@reddit

Honestly yeah it looks kinda fire at the end lol.

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DownVoteMeGently@reddit

It's reviews like this one that remind me of why I subbed.

This review is equivalent to OP receiving the Michelin Star for their shit restaurant.

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Ribky@reddit

This was the exact sentence that went through my brain as I looked at this horror show

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Why_Cry_@reddit

I hate posts that are clearly created specifically for this subreddit

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Beginning-Fox-3234@reddit

Nice! I’m buying the piercer for my dogs. I’d rather make it if it’s more cost effective, which I’m assuming it is

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Fun_Helicopter_8736@reddit

This is the most orphan food shit I’ve ever seen

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SomeJoeSchmo@reddit

Looks like the ingredients to a homemade dog food recipe lol

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Yes it is lol. I’ve been enjoying these reaction though

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

After my dogs finished most of it, I filled it back up

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oojiflip@reddit

Vomit would flow from my mouth, nose and ears at a mere sip of this shit

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shatterdaymorn@reddit

Is liver stew a thing?

It's sounds like a very bad thing.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

It smells worse than it sounds. My dogs love it though

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demidevildemon@reddit

So sad that people eat innocent literal babies

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Fluid_Fox23@reddit

Not just people. Animals also do that 🤷‍♀️ F-ing a start nature

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The difference is in nature, things have to kill it themselves to survive. Humans don’t need it to survive, and they pay someone else to slaughter and butcher them behind closed doors, remove the skin and organs, and then buy it in huge supermarkets that are full of everything one needs to be healthy and live on a normal plant based diet. It’s a choice for humans, and it’s a cruel choice that isn’t just a personal choice because it has victims.

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futanari_enjoyer69@reddit

Is that a fucking meat Kompot 💀

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carriegood@reddit

Do you not know there's a maximum fill line inside the crockpot?

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Dust_Kindly@reddit

That's your biggest concern???

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RManDelorean@reddit

I mean.. it's a start. You ever start cleaning your room by picking a few little things off your desk?

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Curious_Bedroom_13@reddit

I’m so weak.

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candlegun@reddit

Oh, they'll find out if they don't lol

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HamboneBanjo@reddit

Knowing and caring are two very different things

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eggard_stark@reddit

Try the hot ham water.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

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oBs3n@reddit

Not to be rude ! but man wtf ... look like sewer puddle

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

No, its gross af. Its broth for dog food

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KudosOfTheFroond@reddit

I read this as “anus burger” and nodded my head. Yup, that’s definitely butthole-adjacent!

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JCas127@reddit

Also the fact you use pre made burgers just to through it all in a pot

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Bought* pre made burgers

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GathGreine@reddit

You’re so good to you pups! I went to your profile to sneak a peek at them. They are GORGEOUS ✌️

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Aww thank you. They are really great doggies

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Own_Clerk4772@reddit

Looks a lot like what's currently in the white house at the moment

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AmazingGrace_00@reddit

Where to begin. Beyond hideous. Welcome to the sub, my friend.

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Key_Phrase_8149@reddit

yummy

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RobotMaster1@reddit

sometimes i feel like people create stuff just to post on this subreddit.

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Chronocidal-Orange@reddit

I'm absolutely sure they do. Not all of them, of course, but you can usually tell by the OP's responses.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

No, it’s a broth for dog food. Usually has a bunch of lamb bones also but the butcher was out. It’s technically all eatable for humans but just looks so gross. They eat frozen tripe made for dogs, but we need to mix in broth and more meat and they will eat all of it. I have big dogs so always buying lean fat ground meats like lamb, beef, bison, elk, etc. Found nice discount burgers so just used those this time.

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Historical_Clock_864@reddit

This isn’t shitty dog food porn, why are you posting fucking dog food in this sub? Fucking stupid bro

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PatchesMaps@reddit

You know they make dog food that you can buy at a store in exchange for money right?

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caitejane310@reddit

Some people like to go the extra mile for their dogs. I can't afford to so something like this, but I do like to make them something nice every once in a while.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

I have big dogs that require lots of meat including plenty of organ meat. Have to go the extra mile for these pups. Also too much dry food gives big dog breeds panaceas issues

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Satanae444@reddit

You shouldve said it was for your dogs man i almost cried 😭😭

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caitejane310@reddit

Oh I get it. A year and a half ago I rescued a great Dane mix (he's not as big as a full bred) and ended up giving him to one of my best friends because she could care for him better than we could. We had 3 dogs already, so it got really expensive to feed them, but he's also doing so much better as the only pet in the house. He's so pampered and spoiled. She's had him for a little over a year and they're perfect for each other!

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ParrotDogParfait@reddit

Not as healthy

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ninjab33z@reddit

Knowing this is for a dog changes a lot. Might have been wise to have put this in the post as most peoplr thought you were making this for you.

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ChaseballBat@reddit

They did it on TikTok for like 3 years. People wasted so much food just to get 1M views.

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deadsoulinside@reddit

Yeah, like gotta toss it all the garbage, but first let's make a monstrosity for a few upvotes.

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Weeaboounlimited@reddit

It’s gotten very popular so I wouldn’t put it past anyone lol! Some of these posts get more and more unrealistic.

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Historical_Clock_864@reddit

Why post dog food on the shitty food porn sub, are you stupid or something

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neuroG82r@reddit

Good on you, fresh homemade dog food.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

You understand

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need2peeat218am@reddit

Fuck you this sub isn't called shittydogfoodporn

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pomkombucha@reddit

Damn dude, chill out

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Historical_Clock_864@reddit

Nah this is stupid as fuck

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TheHappiTree@reddit

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xChii_@reddit

Why wouldn’t you chop up the meat??

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Satanae444@reddit

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n o no no no no no n o no. N o n o n o n o n o n o

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CaptainPieChart@reddit

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ninjab33z@reddit

Why burgers? If you're gonna do that, throw in some mince, or dice the meat yourself. Alternatively, if you want cheap, throw in some sausages.

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Fluid_Fox23@reddit

Burger soup .. interesting

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jermajesty87@reddit

Level 1 cook detected, committing slow cooker crimes. Straight to jail.

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Adventurous-Ad-1517@reddit

Seems about white

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forestflights@reddit

the "broth" reminds me of stagnant, moldy, probably mosquito- infested water from a clogged gutter or perhaps a trash can

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161-Anarchia-420@reddit

That looks fairly disgusting

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APHR0DITE-RISING@reddit

This is diabolical! There should be a subreddit for horrible food porn.

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AlmostaPoppa@reddit

Why

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Broth for dog food. Have big dogs

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AlmostaPoppa@reddit

Vwry smart actually 👌

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chicharrofrito@reddit

It has never ever occurred to me to boil a hamburger patty

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Grayseal@reddit

I would 100% unironically not be able to be your friend after this. This is corpse desecration. Adult cows and children sheep died for this shit.

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Sammie123321@reddit

This is horrific….

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Whooptidooh@reddit

No thanks. (I’m not eating that soup.)

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19467098632@reddit

:(

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Kai6792@reddit

Please tell me this is just dog food and not you that's eating this 😭

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Its dog food

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illgotosleeptomorrow@reddit

this should be a war crime

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t_mmey@reddit

I am actually worried about your mental health, looking at this

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SuspectKnown9655@reddit

Totally unhinged

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Working_Ad_503@reddit

Add 2 cups of water

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givemeturtlez@reddit

Really thought it said anus burger for a second

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sabbakk@reddit

I read it as anus burger initially and was only mildly scandalized

Please pet your dog for me <3

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strawberryocha@reddit

Good god. Jesus fucking shit. Oh man. Nope

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

It smells even worse. Its for good dogs

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strawberryocha@reddit

Oh thank god it's for your dogs.

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Federal_Pickles@reddit

Disgusting and wasteful

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Smellerisdafeller@reddit

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SmoothieBrian@reddit

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Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit

What, no gristle? Peelings?

Lamb liver, Angus Burger and sweet potatoes... That's some gourmet shit right there.

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ClerklierBrush0@reddit

Most stuff in here at least makes a little sense. This may be my first what the fuck moment.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Its for my dogs

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michicharrones@reddit

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

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GatoDiabetico@reddit

Why?

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Dog food

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jackieballz@reddit

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

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tanwhiteguy@reddit

Why’s it so pink?

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Fresh ground burger patties

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Ianofminnesota@reddit

Probably a very hearty broth. Could be good to make a real soup with

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

It is real soup, for my dogs at least

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dylanholmes222@reddit

You makin a soup?

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

For dogs

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David3507@reddit

You’re pissing me off right now

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Sorry. My dogs love it though

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Natural_Argument9910@reddit

That’s dog food right there

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Yes it is

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redditmademegiggle@reddit

What an unfortunate day to have eyes.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Wait till you smell it. Dogs love it though

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dorkorama@reddit

Why?

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nvmls@reddit

Actually made me laugh irl, good job

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csvega84@reddit

The Caucasity is astounding

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Wasabicecold@reddit

Mmm ..,looks nasty af

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Griffithead@reddit

Do you even know what cooking IS???

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Belfetto@reddit

Can we at least see it when it’s done?

That’s not done right?

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Psychological_Pool95@reddit

NO!!

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ISenceAPresence@reddit

This is what Dumbeldore had to drink to get the howcrux

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AppUnwrapper1@reddit

Wtf

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Javalin-man3000@reddit

I can’t get over how shit this is. I’m guessing now spices in this either

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Reasonable_Plan_332@reddit

There should be a mandatory minimum prison sentence for such things.

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Mike_in_San_Pedro@reddit

Like ten years before they even consider parole.

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deltarefund@reddit

I hope this is dog food

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

First to figured it out

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

My doggo family wanted seconds

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MrdevilNdisguise@reddit

Frozen hamburgers is the icing. Yum.

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

They were actually fresh ground burgers but nicely discounted

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uncutpizza@reddit (OP)

Thats who its for

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