Okay but this ain't the way to capture an alligator... poor guy is scrunched in there. But waiting an hour for animal control to shit their own pants also ain't great
I had a large plastic garbage can, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and the fucking gator, eyeball to eyeball. That's fucking combat. The lizard in the black container, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
Koldtoft@reddit
Such a lost opertunity to just casually replace someone elses waste bin with this one.
SylvanDragoon@reddit
C'mon man, they're callin the cops....
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
Oh that's your answer for everything.
GapApprehensive2727@reddit
Wow!
LazorusGrimm@reddit
He's definitely had to do this before. This is pro level.
billyboogie@reddit
I get the feeling that's not the first time he's done that. Like a boss. and all with slides on.
Upstairs-Platypus843@reddit
That is bad ass
worthyfukinadversary@reddit
Sometimes there’s a man…
PebblyJackGlasscock@reddit
Best part is near the end, gator looking at the swamp in front of it, wondering WtF just happened.
When Mr. Big Balls decides he needs his trash can back and yanks it, startling the gator into going home.
😂
Parking-Act-4080@reddit
Mr big balls is not the issue w
nbanditelli@reddit
Keeping an aquarious reptile in a city trash can...
thisoldguy74@reddit
That's very trusting of the sturdiness of the city trash can...
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Who gives a shit about the crocodile!? I need my johnson!!!
RedPhule@reddit
That ain't legal, either...
Ok_Television9820@reddit
What are you, an Everglades Ranger now?
Amity_Swim_School@reddit
Excuse me sir, could you please keep your tail thrashing down? This is a family driveway.
Thelittleshepherd@reddit
I won’t say a hero, cause, what’s a hero?
bebopgamer@reddit
But sometimes there's a Florida man
Tanurak@reddit
They will soon be back. And in greater numbers.
Bammer7@reddit
This here dude needs his own tv show.
DerGroteMandrenke@reddit
He fits right in there.
Zer0daveexpl0it@reddit
I'll trap your croc for a thousand dollars!
Fancy-Pen-2343@reddit
Yeah but jeff can't watch
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
ClayDrinion@reddit
...Waving the tail around!
Longjumping-Hunt-543@reddit
calmer than you are..
D-Flo1@reddit
Trash can man is not the correct nomenclature. Wrastler, please!
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
He's the man for his time and place.
Indescribable_Theory@reddit
Okay but this ain't the way to capture an alligator... poor guy is scrunched in there. But waiting an hour for animal control to shit their own pants also ain't great
unexciting_username@reddit
It was only in there for like 90 seconds.
I do have a feeling this isn’t the first time that guy has done this though.
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
I have relocated alligators. There's no non-stressful way to do it. This wasn't a bad technique. That's just my opinion, man.
Indescribable_Theory@reddit
WasabiSenzuri@reddit
Worthy fuckin’ adversary
EmbraceableYew@reddit
I had a large plastic garbage can, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and the fucking gator, eyeball to eyeball. That's fucking combat. The lizard in the black container, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
kittenconfidential@reddit
this is what happens when you find a gator in your yard
chihsuanmen@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
Regular-Flamingo9882@reddit
He's the man for his time and place.
MikeW226@reddit
Keep your gold-brickin' ancient reptile ass out of our lovely sidewalk community. Jerk-off.
Unexpected_Cheddar-@reddit
That gator’s had a really bad day and he really hates the Eagles man
BeachTotal8546@reddit
All while wearing slides
Interesting-Log-9627@reddit
Now just gonna swap this with the one on my neighbor's driveway......
rockchalk78@reddit
This is a private residence, man!
guywithshades85@reddit
Nice marmot.
Xaosoul@reddit
He's a good man, and thorough.
nbanditelli@reddit
Across this lawn, you do not!
Still_Function@reddit
Larryyy, da man is here
Poker-Junk@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
We can't stop here! This is alligator country!
Poker-Junk@reddit
🏀🏀
Poker-Junk@reddit
🏀🏀
ForzaSGE80@reddit
Lots of ins, lots of outs, lots of what-have-yous.
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
It might not be such a simple....
Persimmon-Happy@reddit
All while wearing sandals and socks. He’s way braver than I would be.
Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit (OP)
That's why he's the Dude.
mxpx77@reddit
“Cmon.. man… I’m not trying to scam anybody here” - the alligator
KeefsCornerShop@reddit
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.