Do Americans really tip Plumbers, Contractors, and Delivery workers with sexual intimacy?
Posted by Abe_Bettik@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 268 comments
Hello, I have been watching a number of movies about Domestic American life and I've noticed that Plumbers, Contractors, and food delivery workers are nearly always tipped or even paid for by acts of sexual intimacy. What's even weirder to me, a non-American, is that the payment often happens before the job is completed or even started.
How does your economy function if most contractors are paid this way? Are people really so destitute that they cannot afford food delivery?
What are the chances of being able to work in America as a successful Pizza Delivery worker, and what is the best way to avoid cheese burns?
12B88M@reddit
The only "plumber" my wife has ever tipped with sex is me when I unclog the drain.
SeparateMongoose192@reddit
Only cable guys with German accents.
Efficient-Yak3707@reddit
lol no. I know quite a few tradespeople and only one person was ever propositioned once. They told me that when it happened they were so confused by what was happening that they laughed because they thought the person was joking.
Vast-Celebration-717@reddit
HVAC guy here, I’ve never once been offered anything other than a water or coffee if it’s an early morning job. I’d rather have cash as a tip than tits
Traditional_Ant_2662@reddit
No
YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO@reddit
No lol
soup_drinker1417@reddit
Yeah every time my plumber fixes my sink I peg him
Careless-Internet-63@reddit
It gets really awkward for me because my dad does most of my plumbing repairs
highlanderfil@reddit
You get a pass for that if you live south of the M-D line. Or in Ohio.
i_drink_wd40@reddit
Something something, laying pipe ...
AngryManBoy@reddit
What a pain in the ass
therynosaur@reddit
I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂
Bob_Kark@reddit
I’m assuming you do that after you get unstuck from the dryer.
Red_Beard_Rising@reddit
The entry is right there.
Not_an_alt_69_420@reddit
I do that with electricians!
IHaveALittleNeck@reddit
Sure. After the electrician removes my shorts, I remove theirs.
iforgotmycoat@reddit
Well if they didn’t wear such revealing clothes…
FrostWyrm98@reddit
Pipe for pipe, that is the law of equal exchange
ALoungerAtTheClubs@reddit
It's called pipe fitting for a reason
tahaedilgen@reddit
Your comment got me😂
bremergorst@reddit
Check out the state of this union
Rumpled_NutSkin@reddit
Can I come fix your sink?
royalhawk345@reddit
Why else would plumbers' cracks be so famously on display?
NIN10DOXD@reddit
Is his name Elon?
Ikenmike96@reddit
They fix my pipes. I fix theirs.
The_Motherlord@reddit
Sounds like a bad porn plot.
Pizza delivery guy too!
Ah...no. Never heard of any such thing, not from neighborhood gossip, not from any of the delivery guys I know, not from the many repairmen in my extended family.
Aunt_Anne@reddit
No
my_metrocard@reddit
Huh? This is the weirdest question I’ve seen in this sub. We tip in cash!
Maednezz@reddit
Turn off the porn it's not real!!!!
elucify@reddit
Only if my head is stuck in the clothes dryer
RemoteSpeed8771@reddit
OMFG I just commented this and then saw your comment. 😂😂😂😂😂
RemoteSpeed8771@reddit
Only when we get stuck in the dryer.
K-Dramallama@reddit
Sounds like the American films you watch are from the adult film genre
concept161616@reddit
The problem is anyone who would offer to blow you in payment for doing the pipes under your sink are the type of people who have herpes, HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, or any of the myriad of other diseases.
TexasRed806@reddit
Yes and it’s exhausting. My wife tells me I need to call a plumber or call the lawn guy and I just roll my eyes because I know she’s going to be “too busy” or “too tired” to tip him so now I have to do it.
SavedByGraceAndLaLas@reddit
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
captain_ohagen@reddit
If it's just the tip, why is it exhausting?
KarmaSilencesYou@reddit
It’s never just the tip…
aerohk@reddit
Here in the Bay Area, labor cost is so high, it is indeed a common practice.
vydgj42@reddit
Nope. Barely even tip cash. Hundreds of deliveries, tons of drunk and stoned people and never one attempt at anything like that.
Tav00001@reddit
I'm sure it happens, but I never have done it.
SoriAryl@reddit
Well.
I’ve done it.
I was a delivery driver and got both cash and the D
Karen125@reddit
You've been watching porn, haven't you?
First_Joke_5617@reddit
What kind of porn have you been watching?
Berniesgirl2024@reddit
Definitely not.
-ASkyWalker-@reddit
Wtf
Competitive-Round-92@reddit
Nah, you are probably just on ponrhub
Shellsaidso@reddit
lol! Are you watching porn?
peoriagrace@reddit
Sounds like they've been watching too much porn.
budstone417@reddit
Sometimes. I'm a plumber who is not unattractive. I'm almost 50 and it happens 2 or 3 times a year. In my 30s it happened quite a bit more. To some of them, it's a kink. Some of them were actually into me. And some of them were downright scary. Over the years, I've had 3 whole relationships that started with me in their houses for work. Ultimately, it's just another way to meet people.
LukasJackson67@reddit
Only in vhs porn movies
According-Couple2744@reddit
The plumber is on his way to my house, I just told my husband that it’s his turn. It’s time to take one for the team, honey.
ATLDeepCreeker@reddit
Yes. That is standard payment for all trades people. I recently had a new roof put on, and I still can't sit straight.
DCStoolie@reddit
I try to, but none of them are into my large man body. It’s honestly so hurtful
eldritch-charms@reddit
Ewww no
LoriReneeFye@reddit
Only if they're messed up skanks.
Rvtrance@reddit
I was a pizza boy for 6 years. I got so much pussy but had to quit because I started really needing the money. But no, it was all BJ’s and two girls at once um. Not any money in it. Be an Uber Eats driver. They never get laid.
cryptoengineer@reddit
April Fool was in place when this was posted.
camelia_la_tejana@reddit
Yes. Every time the plumber fixes my kitchen sink, I gotta put out to show him how much I appreciate it. Otherwise it’s just rude.
Ok-Turnip-2816@reddit
I’d rather have the cash.
Beneficial-Lion-124@reddit
State name check out (•‿•)
Fantastic_Fox4948@reddit
Virginia isn’t just for virgins.
a-packet-of-noodles@reddit
Asexual people out here struggling to get money
steveofthejungle@reddit
That’s why the service world wasn’t for me
neBular_cipHer@reddit
Prude.
IGotFancyPants@reddit
That’s news to me. I’ve just been paying them.
datsyukianleeks@reddit
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
Pupikal@reddit
I was talking about my rug
runner_4_runner@reddit
Logjamming ?
datsyukianleeks@reddit
You mean the beaver picture?
GatrbeltsNPattymelts@reddit
He fixes the cable?
AwarenessGreat282@reddit
Oh Maude.
wex52@reddit
This may be the best Lebowski quote response I’ve ever seen.
Eric848448@reddit
This is what I came here for.
ScreamingLightspeed@reddit
Not sure about sex but my husband's mom always paid plumbers and electricians in cookies, booze, and cigarettes. As it happens, they never actually fixed a goddamn thing.
DependentSun2683@reddit
Lmao...stay off pornhub bro
SimonArgent@reddit
No.
hide_it_quickly@reddit
We can say "emergency hours" for an unsuspecting leak to dispatch.
Shitp0st_Supreme@reddit
I know of people who ended up being the child of the milkman, but in modern times I haven’t seen it. I do know a neighbor of mine was screwing one of the contractors who was doing yard work at my house but it was just because they were horny and not in exchange for payment.
Cobblestone-boner@reddit
One time I was delivering something a the lady answered the door naked
hide_it_quickly@reddit
I don't do early morning Denny's runs any longer because I got to see a dude-bro in his robe without underwear. Granted, with all the motorized toys he has...
NickFurious82@reddit
When my friend and I were teenagers, he had a paper route. If we were going to hang out after school sometimes I'd go with him. One time, he put the paper in the slot and as he was walking away a lady came out in here bra and underwear to fetch. We are both in our early 40's and still talk about it to this day.
Staszu13@reddit
Nah only happens in porn
Professional_Mood823@reddit
r/stupidquestions
Standard-Document-78@reddit
I do deliveries. After reading the first sentence, my mind immediately went to “you’re watching too much pron” 😂
a-packet-of-noodles@reddit
No that's just a thing in porn, you would lose your job if you had sex with a client while on the clock
Capocho9@reddit
Check the date
a-packet-of-noodles@reddit
I know what day it is, you ever heard of playing along?
TheYeast1@reddit
You gotta give them more than the tip if you really appreciate them
chicagotim1@reddit
I just finished watching a documentary where this exact thing happened
Sawoodster@reddit
I’ve seen multiple documentaries on a hub website.
-Lysergian@reddit
For my little stint as a pizza delivery guy, i did get invited in once. I don't live like that, though.
Vikingkrautm@reddit
My dad was handsome, and women would try that with him. He needed the money, tho.
Rage-With-Me@reddit
nuts
Rage-With-Me@reddit
I mean no. The answer is no.
Character_Wait_2180@reddit
Stop spending so much time on Porn Hub.
Strong_Arm8734@reddit
Porn isn't real.
SandstoneCastle@reddit
Yes, the porn videos you've been watching are a documentary about American life.
Abe_Bettik@reddit (OP)
r/thatsthejoke
Capocho9@reddit
Check the date
robbbbb@reddit
Only on April 1st.
Abe_Bettik@reddit (OP)
The number of people who continue to post not realizing this was a joke post is astoundingly high.
Rare_Tear_1125@reddit
Yes but I still don't get any
KaytTheNotSoGreat@reddit
"Number of movies" 💀 i dont think those are actual movies bro...
Prof_Acorn@reddit
Movies about domestic American life, huh? 🤨📸
GreatestGreekGuy@reddit
Wait, is this not common in other countries?
kaatie80@reddit
I would've thought it was common in Germany at least
oodja@reddit
Eric Cartman's mom has entered the chat.
lisasimpsonfan@reddit
Yes. Best 3some ever when the two guys showed up with my new fridge. Once they slid it into place my panties dropped.
hemibearcuda@reddit
When I was a phone technician, bored stay at home housewives tried to "tip" me a few times.
I can remember only three or four, and ironically they all lived in upper class homes, close to the million dollar range (late 1990's).
I can only assume their husbands were always away.
gibsonstudioguitar@reddit
"You've been watching too many movies" they aren't real life
_haha_oh_wow_@reddit
Delivery workers get tips with money, the sex thing is not a norm at all and probably a reference to porn.
Donohoed@reddit
Odd that you just refer to it as movies. Here in the US that's just called porn
dglawyer@reddit
Buddy of mine worked delivering pizza. He said he was propositioned at least half a dozen times by women answering the door naked or in lingerie.
So some porn pizza delivery scenes are real life.
captaincheem@reddit
I think your buddy lied cause I was a delivery driver for 2 years and that didn't happen once
dglawyer@reddit
You’re an unlucky bastard, what can I say? Lol.
I do recall him also saying he wouldn’t touch any of these women with a ten foot pole. So there’s that.
reyadeyat@reddit
Maybe you're not as cute.
rmpbklyn@reddit
nope its called prostitution
BakedBrie26@reddit
What are these movies?
When it comes to sex, if you can think it, someone is doing it and having a grand ole time.
Is this common? Not publicly so, but Idk what suburbanites are up to behind closed doors.
Kyle81020@reddit
Required by law in states.
cocainecarolina28@reddit
How much porn have you been watching
natertottt@reddit
I once offered my plumber 300 dollars to fix the toilet and he refused. He told me he’s in it for the fucks.
Dbgb4@reddit
You know, with benefits like this it this makes one wonder why there is a shortage of Plumbers and Electricians.
newyorkreddit1@reddit
Yeah last night I clogged the toilet with a fat shit. Called a plumber and he told me that he only takes oral payment for the entire length of service. Thankfully it only took him 27 minutes to unclog my toilet! #blessed #thankful #lifehack
No_Consideration7925@reddit
Nope definitely not true. I think you know no “Americans” in real life & are too busy watching sh.tty porn.
Salty_Dog2917@reddit
Yes. It’s the only reason I went into the trades.
flortny@reddit
Which trade you think gets the most "trade"? I bet electricians, for obviously reasons, principally though, the electric slide.
Munch1993@reddit
Fr though, it's anything involving hot tubs and pools.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Definitely electricians. Stick some electricity on your balls and watch your penis get happy reap fast
NickFurious82@reddit
Definitely plumbers. They know how to lay some pipe.
yowhatisuppeeps@reddit
I mean why else would they let their entire ass hang out ??
ballrus_walsack@reddit
keep going...
battlebarnacle@reddit
Is it a rough trade?
Bear_necessities96@reddit
Is this April’s fools question?
OnlyScientist2492@reddit
Sometimes I tip the priest at church if he delivers a good sermon
Shyshadow20@reddit
Are you a minor boy then?
Antioch666@reddit
This is absolutely true. Usually, we use strap ons for safety. The better job they did, the bigger tip you give, thus the bigger sized the strap on is used.
HotTopicMallRat@reddit
I adore this question
MsJenX@reddit
No. I’ve never heard of them getting tips.
EvaFanThrowaway01@reddit
“Movies” lmao
coysbville@reddit
Back when I delivered pizza, I would just stick my weener through the middle of the box upon delivery. Standard tip culture procedure.
Plow_King@reddit
i do delivery work. i've been offered weed, and to come in and get high. i accepted the weed, but declined the invitation. i live in a recreational weed legal state.
never been offered sex though.
Hamilton-Beckett@reddit
Is this a serious question? This never happens. It’s a porn prompt akin “help me step bro, I’m stuck in the dryer.” That shit isn’t happening.
That being said, if you can think it, someone has done it. So there are definitely people, around the world, that have paid with services through sex.
SunShine365-@reddit
Looking for a new career?
Comfortable-Study-69@reddit
“Movies about domestic American life” 😏
Alli4jc@reddit
Seriously? Absolutely not.
ohheykiki@reddit
My brother's psycho ex did with the cable guy...
humble-meercat@reddit
Only in pornography
MartinNeville1984@reddit
Very rarely happens
faxdontlie@reddit
I fuck my maintenance guy everytime my sink clogs. It's either that or not buy eggs for the week. Thanks Biden, Joseph
Paverunner@reddit
Hey mods…. Wanna do your jobs?
seidinove@reddit
Sounds like you've been watching them on youporn.
oligarchyreps@reddit
only in porn. Hint: movies are not real life
Cratertooth_27@reddit
Yes, you can see it in the documentary back door sluts 9
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
Why is this sub the only one getting flooded with the April Fools’ stuff?
Electrical-Echo8770@reddit
Yeah I'm a maintenance guy oem my own business when I get calls 90 % of them are from a female 10 to 15 % their husbands are out of town for work and will sit and watch me work drooling most of the time I've even crawled out from.under the sink turned around and had them standing there not wearing a thing but their birthday suit .some nights it's just finger licking good .some nights not so good .
Appropriate-Fold-485@reddit
No. We don't even tip them with money. They do a job they get paid they leave.
210poyo@reddit
Yep, ya peg them
DemanoRock@reddit
Where do you live that you don't?
confusedsquirrel@reddit
I was a plumber for a few years. It happened exactly zero times.
CreepyOldGuy63@reddit
It is rare. I’ve had it happen a couple times when I was young and attractive. I’m old and married now.
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
You really need to stop watching porn on the internet. It gives you strange idea's. lol
plation5@reddit
Only if they do a good job if not just cash
Karamist623@reddit
Oh my god. This is hysterical. Do people really think this shit?
JadeHarley0@reddit
Yes. It got really awkward when my married parents had to call the plumber because our sewer backed up right before all our relatives came over for Sunday dinner. But they are very polite people and they would never refuse to tip.
PinchMaNips@reddit
Sex sells baby
Royal_T95@reddit
Lmfaooooo youre watching porn and think it’s real 😂😂 this has to be satire
DarwinGhoti@reddit
I delivered pizzas for a few years around 17-20 years old.
No once was I offered sex, but got tipped in weed a LOT.
Irredditvant@reddit
Every day of our lives.
BallsofSt33I@reddit
Is that you, Borat? From the great nation of Kazakhstan?
Abe_Bettik@reddit (OP)
Very ni-ice! If you ever in Kazakhstan I let you use my sister.
BallsofSt33I@reddit
Very nice.
Yes I wish to visit you and the great nation of Kazakhstan.
randypupjake@reddit
I wished! I would have lost my virginity a bit sooner if that was true.
Anubis-Hound@reddit
I was about to go on a whole rant about tipping culture getting out of hand but then I finished reading the question. I can't really say I've ever slept with the people who've worked on my house, but there was this one cable guy who I would've risked it all for. He was handsome.
Delicious_Start5147@reddit
As a delivery driver yes! I get a lot of play
cfwang1337@reddit
This is your brain on porn.
Relevant_Elevator190@reddit
Have you been watching 80s porn?
Knock, knock, "It's the pool guy" Boom chicka boom boom.
Glenn_Maffews@reddit
Only if she’s hot
kenmohler@reddit
Well, we know what kind of movies you have been watching.
scprepper@reddit
Depends on their morals….. it’s not normal tho
morosco@reddit
I've tried but keep getting refused and then they increase the price. :(
PopularRush3439@reddit
No, WE don't.
Chapea12@reddit
No, only my landscaper and dentist
Imaginary_Deal_1807@reddit
These questions are becoming stupid as fuck.
S_Wow_Titty_Bang@reddit
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
MaeClementine@reddit
Ok. This one made me laugh.
FlyByPC@reddit
I used to work as a PC tech, and wow -- I couldn't begin to describe all the times incredibly grateful supermodels threw me down on the bed and had their way with me once I swapped out their bad CDROM.
I couldn't begin because it didn't ever happen, but that's beside the point.
GotWheaten@reddit
Only in porno movies. I was never offered sex by a house wife
ContraianD@reddit
Yes, 100% of the time you must be waiting for that knock on the door with your ass up, preferable hands stuck in the couch or washing machine.
Greedy-Stage-120@reddit
Yeah when I order a LARGE sausage pizza, the delivery person better have one or no "tip."
GetOffMyLawn_@reddit
Fuck no.
nylondragon64@reddit
Only in porn movies.
terra_technitis@reddit
Only on the days whose names end in "y".
No_Mony_1185@reddit
Hasn't happened to me for the last 23 years, but it might be happening to all the other guys I work with.
sojithesoulja@reddit
I once delivered pizza to a mom unable to pay and just wanted to feed her kid. She was so desperate and offered sex for the pizza.
toxicjellyfish666@reddit
What kind of movies have you been watching ?
PineapplePikza@reddit
Lol cmon man. Of course not.
Dull-Geologist-8204@reddit
It has happened on extremely rare occasions but it is not normal and most people don't do stuff like that.
freedraw@reddit
Don’t forget pool cleaners
arkiebrian@reddit
lol…someone has watched too much porn
Artistic-Arrival-873@reddit
What kind of movies are you watching where this happens?
Thugnificent83@reddit
Plumbers ams contractors make damn good money. Not tipping them shit. Sexual or otherwise.
Whole_Ad_4523@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Icy_Intention_8503@reddit
You watch too much porn OP
Shit-sandwich-@reddit
I just gave the FedEx driver as handjob for dropping off my dog's medication. Does that count?
jezreelite@reddit
Yes, and it's also required to tip food delivery people this way. This is why it's such a lucrative and highly sought after job.
Stanyan-Mission@reddit
So you refer to porn as movies in your country?
orcs_in_space@reddit
Not as much as you would think, but the amount of people who get fucked while stuck in a dryer is out of control.
KevinTheCarver@reddit
Wtf no.
tv996509@reddit
Helllll no
Rentagami@reddit
Yepp XD
PghSubie@reddit
Within Certain...ahem....genre... Of movies, I suppose that would indeed be the norm. In everyday life, it remains the fantasy of a number of teenagers
distrucktocon@reddit
Yeah I got a pizza delivery for Becky? One EXTRA Large Hantossed Sausage.
AlphaOhmega@reddit
With how expensive plumbers are, you'd have to be going at it for hours.
Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss@reddit
Movies are not reality; they are a fantasy to help us escape from reality for about two hours. Pornographic movies are even further removed from reality.
thepineapplemen@reddit
Imagine if someone finds this post much later and doesn’t realize it’s an April fools post. But if they fall for it, that’s still on them
doctor-rumack@reddit
I'm starting to enjoy the fake questions more than the real questions.
Grandemestizo@reddit
Only if we aren’t tuckered out from fucking our step sisters and step mothers.
Empire-Carpet-Man@reddit
My pipes need cleaning
EBBVNC@reddit
Only in certain movies are the tradesmen good looking and on time. By and large mine have all been old with hygiene problems. Love maybe in the eye of the beholder but the horizontal tango is not.
EdforceONE@reddit
So probably an April 1st thing, either way I have some form of an answer. But for a long time I did garage door work and I could tell a lady was definitely spending some alone time while I was fixing her broken springs and she had a very gross odor coming off her. I let her keep the pen she signed with. Also have found a couple of bags of adult toys a guy was obviously trying to hide.
Yo_Mommas_fupa_69@reddit
This is hilarious
NamingandEatingPets@reddit
Thats just what Canadians (home of pornhub) want you to think.
SlugOnAPumpkin@reddit
Whoever is downvoting this question has no sense of whimsy.
a-packet-of-noodles@reddit
People really forget what day it is
SecretaryBubbly9411@reddit
April fools has always been lame as shit.
chicagotim1@reddit
I'm having a blast going through these kudos to whoever thought of it
droppingatruce@reddit
This generation is so dewhimsied.
zendetta@reddit
They have no sense of indecency.
namhee69@reddit
Only if they show up on time.
Just like in the movies.
Anon-John-Silver@reddit
I think you’ve been watching porn lol. It’s not that common, but I’m sure it’s happened!
Capocho9@reddit
Check the date
Anon-John-Silver@reddit
Oh lol
AwarenessGreat282@reddit
Yep, happens all the time. Also, babysitters, stepsisters and stepmothers.......
Now, a babysitting stepsister calling for a plumber? Oy vey....
featurezero@reddit
I go into peoples houses literally every day. The most “sexual” thing that has happened is a pretty attractive older woman was sunbathing on her stomach with her top untied and her bottoms were somewhat revealing. She said hello as I walked through the back yard into the garage to work. I then got to listen to her husband yell at her for a half hour that she didn’t put cloths on before the contractors came and that she is a whore. Me and my helper were just ready to get out of that garage and not piss the husband off more.
Leutenant-obvious@reddit
ok... that's enough porn for you.
JuanMurphy@reddit
“A number of movies”. You mean porno
jzoller0@reddit
Nope. We’ve got one guy who is a plumber, pizza delivery guys, astronaut, my wife’s doctor, contractor and cable guy and my wife and I have never paid him with sex
shogi_x@reddit
Lmao, this is quality April 1 content.
Short answer, no.
Long answer, yes, that has probably happened somewhere but this is not even remotely common.
alltheblues@reddit
And I’m sure these films you have seen were in public theaters of good reputation?
SkyWriter1980@reddit
Hell yeah
That-Resort2078@reddit
The Pizza surprise. I think there is a whole reddit sub for it.
chicagotim1@reddit
Tipping is meant to be commensurate with services . For a waiter one typically pays extra cash, for in house services "in house" gratuity is considered the most polite. Some people do defer to cash tips, but it is usually frowned upon. A BJ is most common
Drew707@reddit
Affording certain trades and services can be hard for some.
Souske90@reddit
is this a shitpost?
MOTORBOATER239@reddit
Check the date on the closest calendar to you.
Souske90@reddit
oh my 😂 thx
SPCsooprlolz@reddit
Do you not?
ExpertCalm7029@reddit
Idk about trade workers but when I was a repo man I was offered “other” forms of payment to drop a car. Never took up any of those offers though.
tarallelegram@reddit
what
Garden-variety-chaos@reddit
April Fool's Day is really measuring my faith in human intelligence today
External-Prize-7492@reddit
Today only?
Have you read the questions in this group? Lol
Garden-variety-chaos@reddit
Yes, but on any other day it is obvious that the question is a dumb one. Now I'm having to weigh the likelihood of it being a joke/sarcastic and me being arrogant or them being serious and me being too optimistic. Happy April Fools, unfortunately
Ill-Description6058@reddit
Time to get off the Hub, Jimmy...
Extension_Camel_3844@reddit
Sounds like you're watching porn lmao
shit0ntoast@reddit
How else are they supposed to know I appreciate their work?
drpurpdrank@reddit
this has to be bait, what a stupid fucking question
SquidsArePeople2@reddit
I hate today
Master-CylinderPants@reddit
It's called "laying pipe" for a reason
Building_a_life@reddit
Sure. The hetero guys especially appreciate getting it up the butt.
unrealme1434@reddit
"a number of movies about domestic American life"
just say you were watching pornhub
TheRandomestWonderer@reddit
Considering I’m married to a plumber, I’d be upset at the prospect. We need money, not booty.
No that’s a porn trope. Sounds like you’re watching porn dear.
No-Profession422@reddit
Stop watching porn. Jeezus😄
legendary_mushroom@reddit
Are you just watching porn? Cause the whole point of porn is that it's a setup to sexual activity.....
Good-Concentrate-260@reddit
Assuming you’re not trolling, no, this is just a common trope in pornography. It is a fantasy.
MorkAndMindie@reddit
LoL, what are these "movies" that you are watching?
OrdinarySubstance491@reddit
Yes. That's why they wear their pants below their buttcrack, so us horny women can know whether they accept cash or sex. We're just loose like that.
JordanRB81@reddit
Not unl3ss they're filming 😆 😂 🤣