If America is a free country why do I keep getting arrested for not paying?
Posted by Bamboozle_@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Posted by Bamboozle_@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 57 comments
largos7289@reddit
Because America is free as long as you can pay for it.
TheLastLornak@reddit
If we're innocent until proven guilty, why do we take suspects to jail?
Gremlin_Twink@reddit
The same reason I get a bill for "free" healthcare in Europe. Nothings free
TheyCallMeBigD@reddit
There are many situations where there is absolutely no consequences for not paying lol
Sevven99@reddit
More and more often I'll stop and think about how overly restrictive and outright prohibitive some laws are. It's all about taking more dollars out of the pockets of people who can't afford it and definitely has a disprotionately negative impact on poorer groups. Have to keep the cogs in the wheel.
FrederickClover@reddit
America is pay to play and pay to win and all that "freedumb" talk is just marketing.
The CIA works very hard on the image the US is some kind of "land of opportunity" to keep the flow of free, cheap and willing labor. Or it did anyways.
EmploymentEmpty5871@reddit
Duh!
Murky_waterLLC@reddit
"Oh it's a free country? So why can't I wash my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser?"
Ryan1869@reddit
I thought this was America
darksoft125@reddit
I didn't hear no bell!
Stuck_in_my_TV@reddit
“Burger King Foot Lettuce”
Successful_Sense_742@reddit
I do NOT get me on the Burger King Foot Lettuce thing. Haven't heard that in years until now. Thanks to you, I lost my appetite. Lol
kidlings20@reddit
I hear it at least once a week from my kids. My oldest is 20.
Successful_Sense_742@reddit
I can't believe it's still a thing..
Professional_Mood823@reddit
The words Burger King didn't already do that? Never forget, Burger King is so nasty they made Robert Downey Jr quit drugs.
Successful_Sense_742@reddit
I heard that urban legend. Never knew it was true. Lol
Professional_Mood823@reddit
To pay homage to then he is eating Burger King in Iron Man.
MyUsername2459@reddit
"I thought this was America." - Randy Marsh
Automatic-Arm-532@reddit
You have to go to Wendy's for that
Effective-Section-56@reddit
Oh but you can
Individualchaotin@reddit
The US might cherish some freedoms, but it's not the freest country.
The US is only number 55 in the Press Freedom Index of 2024 (Source: Reporters Without Borders). Only number 37 in the Democracy Ranking (Source: University Würzburg). Only number 37 in the Women Peace and Security Index (Source: Georgetown Institute, PRIO Centre). Only number 26 in the Index of Economic Freedom. Number 17 in the Human Freedom Index (Source: Cato Institute).
GooseinaGaggle@reddit
It is free, you're free to die of hunger, disease, exposure, injury, or any number of other ways of you can't pay
jaspnlv@reddit
Asking the real questions
Altruistic_Koala_122@reddit
We're not slaves or wards or peasants owned by a Lord. We just work-at-will.
PineappleFit317@reddit
Because you’re not not paying effectively enough.
Mountain-Insect-2153@reddit
haaaaa
yowhatisuppeeps@reddit
Oh that’s how they get you. It’s free but you need to present your customer card for the discount.
Wii_wii_baget@reddit
Because the shit in the country is far from free you only get free will sadly nothing else
PandaCheese2016@reddit
Can you be specific?
https://www.lendingtree.com/debt-consolidation/can-i-be-arrested-for-debt/
LteCam@reddit
You have to buy the America Premium subscription ($10,000/mo.) that unlocks most petty crime privileges
Mesoscale92@reddit
It’s a free to play game, which means if you want to do anything fun you need to pay.
LogicalFallacyCat@reddit
It's the country equivalent of those games on the App Store or Google Play that say "free" but then nail you with an overwhelming amount of microtransactions
erin_burr@reddit
Democracy manifest
ViewtifulGene@reddit
The 100% discount only applies to fast runners.
ConfusedScr3aming@reddit
What are you not paying?
MarcusAurelius0@reddit
April 1st is both a joy and a pain.
Traditional_Bee_1667@reddit
Mostly a pain, when all the unfunny people come out of the woodwork.
I appreciate jokes as much as the next person, but not when someone is trying too hard. I mean, today is the worst.
MarcusAurelius0@reddit
Some people do some rather interesting jokes where you gotta remember what day it is for a second. Other ones are just too blatant.
ZaphodG@reddit
Upvoted
PortSided@reddit
Greedy capitalists can’t legally have slaves, so slave labor is the closest alternative they can do.
breadexpert69@reddit
the whole "free" thing is just a slogan. No country is "free". Otherwise they would not be a country.
frederick_the_duck@reddit
The social contract
another-princess@reddit
They said it was a free country, but I paid $0 and I still don't own it. What happened? Why can't I have it for free?
revengeappendage@reddit
Why did it take me way too long to realize this wasn’t a debtors prison joke lol
AbruptMango@reddit
As Zaphod Beeblebrox once put it, "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?"
Visible_Noise1850@reddit
You're free to do what you want.
Doesn't mean you're free from the consequences of those choices.
PickleProvider@reddit
If America is a free country why do I keep getting arrested for staring into my neighbor's windows at night?
SunnySydeRamsay@reddit
Are you staring in from public property?
PickleProvider@reddit
ummm, all property is public in a free country, but I watch from a RESPECTFUL distant with my spyglass
needsmorequeso@reddit
“Everything’s free in America,
For a small fee in America.”
West Side Story has known what’s up for over 50 years.
OldRaj@reddit
Because you haven’t figured out semantics.
albertnormandy@reddit
The stores are trying to free you from your money. You just don’t understand freedom. I offer a class for $499 that goes over it in one afternoon.
Drew707@reddit
Consider yourself lucky. Do you know how ridiculously shitty the escape rooms are near me?
nana1960@reddit
Because there are laws and consequences to breaking them.
Agile_Property9943@reddit
Because you’re free to pay lol
NittanyOrange@reddit
lol
CupBeEmpty@reddit
Death and taxes