According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the average height and weight for women in the United States are:
Height: 5 feet 3.5 inches (161.3 cm)
Weight: 170.8 pounds (77.9 kg)
People look like road kill after 40 in the US because of our Obesity Epidemic. Other countries have it too, but they all bow before us for our morbid deathfat & guns=freeedom ideology 🇺🇸🦅
Is that actually legit? That would put the average US woman at a slightly greater weight than me as a 5’9 male with a giant cock. I see a lot of fat bitches but I didn’t realize it was to that extent
If you're not familiar with the kind of people who rarely leave the house and live in the southern US/midwest/flyover country, they skew a whole lot of averages.
I don’t think that’s an accurate average tbh, the numbers are likely to get skewed by a minority of cases. like if you have eight women that all weigh 100lbs and then two that weigh 600lbs then the average of those is gonna be 200lbs
It’s the eye wrinkles and how pronounced her neck tendons are. She’s either 40 or close to it, imo. I’ve found that hands are also a pretty reliable indicator of a woman’s age. They can get a good bit of work done of their face and neck, and if done well it can look very natural. But almost no one has work done on their hands, or at least not for purely cosmetic reasons.
I disagree, looking at the small wrinkles under and at the corner of her eyes, and the way the tendons in her neck are more pronounced, I would place her age at 38-40.
This is almost exactly Ben Franklins argument to his friend
“then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
[thly and Lastly] They are so grateful!!”
He also published that his main business rival had died, and when the guy published a response saying no he hadn’t Franklin responded by saying it was the Ghost of his rival.
If I just wanted 1 or 2 babies maybe. But I want alot of kids. The amount of babies 40 year old coochie can supply doesn't meet demand, making me and milfs incompatible. Tis simple coochinomics.
I love older women and even when I was single, 25, fit, and financially stable (not 6 figures but my own new car and nice apartment). Not a single one of them would go past the "casual hookup" phase and half of them wouldn't even go on dates with me.
modern society's fetish comes from porn... my personal experience like yours taught me that they are not a whole lot different from the older men/young woman dynamic in that there is a certain level of control over you they expect... and don't forget most of them are coming of bitter breakups where you will end up being their punching bag...
so yeah 'casual hookup' and avoiding dates is the best you should hope for...
Because there’s a reason that older women date younger is because there is something wrong with them that is causing men at their age range to not date them.
Can confirm. The 18 to 28 women want cash and expensive shit. Don't know shit in the sack, and if they do, it's because they've been around the block a couple of times. The 45 to 55 just want some good dick and tougne action. She will even help you help her without being a bitch about it. And they're greatful too. 10/10 would recommend.
Fun fact: Ben Franklin once wrote a letter to a friend that was actually quite similar to this where he explained why being into GILFs is objectively correct
Yea I slept with a woman who was 20 years older than me and while she had awesome tits she got all weird and was apologizing for not being attractive enough and other weird stuff. I was like I have no clue what you’re talking about (I was just lying on my back just thinking “I’m the man”) and she went on this tirade about how she could tell by my body language I wasn’t attracted to her and she knew she was old and got all moody. I hit it again a few months later then stopped talking to her cuz she was actually insane.
Level_Solid_8501@reddit
Getting young pussy isn't that difficult dude. Get over it.
SaltyFlavors@reddit
Post picture of 30 year old
Scoutron@reddit
That woman is almost certainly in her 40s lol
TinySchwartz@reddit
And you almost certainly have a tiny penis
Scoutron@reddit
Yes, but, irrelevant
TheProfessionalOne28@reddit
I’d like to circle back to this one
Scoutron@reddit
Ubermenschisch@reddit
There should be a word for something that is, all at the same time, hilarious, nostalgia-destroying, disturbing, and thought-provoking.
Heresy_is_fun@reddit
Capnmarvel76@reddit
The goat! She sees!
RenkBruh@reddit
NOOOOO NOT THAT
DoJ-Mole@reddit
Mfw my mate throws a red shell at me and I bounce it with a green
Internal_Trust9066@reddit
Deathgripsugar@reddit
ihadagoodone@reddit
CandidateMiserable74@reddit
Christ all mighty MY EYES
avagrantthought@reddit
It's not long enough for that manuever
Futureman999@reddit
People look like road kill after 40 in the US because of our Obesity Epidemic. Other countries have it too, but they all bow before us for our morbid deathfat & guns=freeedom ideology 🇺🇸🦅
Scoutron@reddit
Is that actually legit? That would put the average US woman at a slightly greater weight than me as a 5’9 male with a giant cock. I see a lot of fat bitches but I didn’t realize it was to that extent
Futureman999@reddit
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm
Scoutron@reddit
Jesus Christ that’s bad. The guys aren’t as bad as I thought, not sure how they’re achieving that waist measurement compared to the women though
Diezelbub@reddit
If you're not familiar with the kind of people who rarely leave the house and live in the southern US/midwest/flyover country, they skew a whole lot of averages.
Capnmarvel76@reddit
Not even 5' 4", either. There must be a LOT of short, round Oompa Loompa-looking ladies around.
guilllie@reddit
I don’t think that’s an accurate average tbh, the numbers are likely to get skewed by a minority of cases. like if you have eight women that all weigh 100lbs and then two that weigh 600lbs then the average of those is gonna be 200lbs
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
If they leave out the entire South, the average goes way down to like 115
Scoutron@reddit
I definitely want to see proof of that
Malvastor@reddit
Keep in mind if you two 100 lb women and one 400 lb woman, the average weight is 200 lbs.
DomSchraa@reddit
Nah theres no way to know a persons age like that a lot of times
Sometimes 40 year olds look 20, sometimes 20 year olds look 40
Scoutron@reddit
Yes, but you can take an educated guess. The vast majority of 30 year old women I’ve met don’t have wrinkles quite yet.
Captain_Sacktap@reddit
It’s the eye wrinkles and how pronounced her neck tendons are. She’s either 40 or close to it, imo. I’ve found that hands are also a pretty reliable indicator of a woman’s age. They can get a good bit of work done of their face and neck, and if done well it can look very natural. But almost no one has work done on their hands, or at least not for purely cosmetic reasons.
Alesoria@reddit
my baby face says 17 but my neck lines say 36
Dr_Philmon@reddit
Time to confront the time gnome ageing you up
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
The only way to know for certain is to cut them in half and count the rings.
benmarvin@reddit
That's what iStockPhoto said
RedMatxh@reddit
Yup, she looks good but definitely in her 40s, could even be late 40s if genetically gifted
morbidly_obese_cat_@reddit
30 years old is middle aged.
DUBToster@reddit
She literally 40+
G4130@reddit
Literally a hag
El_Cringio@reddit
What happened to calling older women cougars?
G4130@reddit
I think that's more of a Stiffler's mom type, hag is a meme term that some people take serious and that's the best part
El_Cringio@reddit
How old is Stifler's mom in American pie? About 40?
noconc3pt@reddit
Jennifer Coolidge was 38.
El_Cringio@reddit
Close enough to call her a cougar 😎
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
You see them wrinkles around her eyes? Bet she hasn’t even started with fillers yet. She gonna look like hungover Baba Yaga in three years.
crimsonpowder@reddit
Jared would never
UncleKeyPax@reddit
Hey be nice hags are 26 year olds/s
Turbulent-Willow2156@reddit
Open your eyes
ScheveSchavuit@reddit
I guess older doesn't mean old
Captain_Sacktap@reddit
I disagree, looking at the small wrinkles under and at the corner of her eyes, and the way the tendons in her neck are more pronounced, I would place her age at 38-40.
Alokir@reddit
It's a stock photo with the following tags: Women, Beautiful Woman, Smiling, 40-49 Years, Blond Hair
Captain_Sacktap@reddit
Seems about right, though I’d skew more towards the lower end of that range given how her hands look.
bony_doughnut@reddit
Yes, invisible
5p4n911@reddit
Yeah but anon is only 14
sillyyun@reddit
Bro has no concept of women or age.
DrillTheThirdHole@reddit
hagmaxxing
actually-epic-name@reddit
Anon once again confounds his desire for sexual intimacy with women with his need of having a mother figure support him.
DeepQueen@reddit
Yes but how do i find one that wants me? Apparently all of the singles in my area are hiding in the woods
sanesociopath@reddit
Supposedly, there's a whole bunch. If you just open up a porn website without ad block on that, it should be able to hook you up with
/s
Triple96@reddit
Get that stupid /s out of here
Mister_Sins@reddit
You just answered your own question, bro.
Go get some blair wussy.
SkulkingJester@reddit
Then you just hunt for them in the woods!
crimsonpowder@reddit
Absolutely graypilled and grannymaxxed
MisterSippySC@reddit
It’s harder to find a hot older women to fuck me than it is to find an ugly girl my age to fuck me
Goddamnpassword@reddit
This is almost exactly Ben Franklins argument to his friend
“then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. [thly and Lastly] They are so grateful!!”
SPinc1@reddit
Is this real?!
Gray_Fox_22@reddit
Yes. Also it was an Easter egg speech given by the Ben Franklin NPC in the American Revolution Assassins Creed game (I think #3).
Moopman1@reddit
Yeah, I remember stumbling upon this easter egg by accident. I thought it was pretty funny, and also incredibly around. Ol’ Ben had game.
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
Ben knew pussy.
WildBandito@reddit
Unfathomably based Ben.
Goddamnpassword@reddit
He also published that his main business rival had died, and when the guy published a response saying no he hadn’t Franklin responded by saying it was the Ghost of his rival.
Successful_Income979@reddit
Anon likes him mom
noeagle77@reddit
Anon probably called his teacher mom
DomSchraa@reddit
Anon probably tried to pull a line on his aunt
NikoTheNeko1@reddit
it got hard
JoinAThang@reddit
Better yet: Anons mother was his teacher.
AaTheHero@reddit
Deathgripsugar@reddit
Esp since his arms don’t work.
_Lusty@reddit
Freud strikes again
iputketchuponpasta@reddit
OmckDeathUser@reddit
I too like anon's mom
KrakenCrazy@reddit
I want babies. That's why
CheekyHawky@reddit
Some of them want them too and know it is the final years for them to have them. You might wanna help them
KrakenCrazy@reddit
If I just wanted 1 or 2 babies maybe. But I want alot of kids. The amount of babies 40 year old coochie can supply doesn't meet demand, making me and milfs incompatible. Tis simple coochinomics.
CheekyHawky@reddit
Have you hear about our lord and savior Muhammad and his policies on poligamy?
KrakenCrazy@reddit
I'm conceptually aware, but i fear what my fiancée would do to me if I even said the word "throuple".
DrGazooks@reddit
Reminds me of Ben Franklin's treatise on why you should go for cougars.
No-Section-4385@reddit
Yo moma doesn't count anon.
Azimovikh@reddit
>implying they would have interest for a random loser chugging soda in his basement
fizzyboii@reddit
its diet tho
igerardcom@reddit
And it's my mom's basement....
Electronic_Warning49@reddit
I love older women and even when I was single, 25, fit, and financially stable (not 6 figures but my own new car and nice apartment). Not a single one of them would go past the "casual hookup" phase and half of them wouldn't even go on dates with me.
Disastrous-Ad2800@reddit
modern society's fetish comes from porn... my personal experience like yours taught me that they are not a whole lot different from the older men/young woman dynamic in that there is a certain level of control over you they expect... and don't forget most of them are coming of bitter breakups where you will end up being their punching bag...
so yeah 'casual hookup' and avoiding dates is the best you should hope for...
SherewZino@reddit
A controlling milf that uses me as a punchbag? Hell yeah
Medical-Ad1686@reddit
A milf and she is controlling. A dommy mommy if you will.
DarthDoobz@reddit
Brother your first mistake was thinking that they're looking for long term. I meanz they are, just not the first 6 months
satanic_perversions@reddit
all true can confirm
TheCookieDealer@reddit
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
now THIS is an ACTUAL psyop
DankElderberries420@reddit
Where's that cat?
Dumbass-Idea7859@reddit
cotxdx@reddit
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
dirschau@reddit
GrandAdmrlTrout@reddit
Because there’s a reason that older women date younger is because there is something wrong with them that is causing men at their age range to not date them.
Rediment@reddit
Bro just get a job already
Markyloko@reddit
another psyop, nice try karen
MisterGoo@reddit
So yesterday you fuckers were concerned about body count as if it made a woman worthless, but suddenly someone "experienced" is great.
The cognitive dissonance is real.
AtomicSpartan762@reddit
Anon has that Benjamin Franklin philosophy about women
sanesociopath@reddit
Where's that "trying to give me an adult woman fetish" when you need it
Infamous-Detail-5771@reddit
Redmangc1@reddit
LuigiBamba@reddit
Next anon is gonna post about unprotected handholding or something. Absolutely sick fuck.
MikeGianella@reddit
Guys I want to dig a 45 year old friend of my mother who was known me since I was a baby. How can I get closer without screwing a lifelong friendship?
CaptainKino360@reddit
You don't
MikeGianella@reddit
Thx
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
"Oh no her boobs are saggy" listen, dweeb, I'm not in it for the gravity: I'm in it for the grabbity.
Belzebucas@reddit
...giggity
Asbjorn26@reddit
Old women have standards, you know
Howragnes@reddit
The pic is somewhat related to older woman? Like...? Wtf
Perrostun@reddit
She looks 40
alphachupp@reddit
is that not Carla Gugino??
RubenKuch@reddit
Psyop to get young men into old millennial cat ladies
JackRyan124@reddit
There’s a reason some of them are divorced with one kid though. Careful, stalker
vapingphilosopher@reddit
🔄🐈🔄
Limp_Day_6012@reddit
Unironically where do I meet older women? How?
Unworthy_Saint@reddit
Outside.
Omegalol678@reddit
My soul yearns for the cat as annon yearns for motherly love
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Can confirm. The 18 to 28 women want cash and expensive shit. Don't know shit in the sack, and if they do, it's because they've been around the block a couple of times. The 45 to 55 just want some good dick and tougne action. She will even help you help her without being a bitch about it. And they're greatful too. 10/10 would recommend.
benis444@reddit
Women dont hate men. They just hate anon
sleepingjiva@reddit
35-40 is the sweet spot.
I_love_Coooooookies@reddit
Hagmaxxxing
shiny_xnaut@reddit
Fun fact: Ben Franklin once wrote a letter to a friend that was actually quite similar to this where he explained why being into GILFs is objectively correct
Kirito619@reddit
They got no house, low wage job, no money, fat, has a kid.
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
if anon doesn't think there are bitter misandrist older women, it's because the only ones he's ever seen are in porn
TarantinosFavWord@reddit
Yea I slept with a woman who was 20 years older than me and while she had awesome tits she got all weird and was apologizing for not being attractive enough and other weird stuff. I was like I have no clue what you’re talking about (I was just lying on my back just thinking “I’m the man”) and she went on this tirade about how she could tell by my body language I wasn’t attracted to her and she knew she was old and got all moody. I hit it again a few months later then stopped talking to her cuz she was actually insane.
nuudul2@reddit
psyops
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
Found Ben Franklin’s 4chan account.
dirschau@reddit
soiboi64@reddit
🤢older women fetish
mkowsx@reddit
shit literally looks like generated by chatgpt
KingKurto_@reddit
yet another psyop
phoenix277lol@reddit
based and brainmaxxed
WietGetal@reddit
Memes off older woman are based af for these reasons. To bad i always get anxiety when a hot divorced 45/50 year old baddie looks my way.
mehrotr@reddit
What is up with the mom fetish here Anons???
sanesociopath@reddit
Did you manage to nit get mommy issues growing up?
Quantum_feenix@reddit
🐱♻️
fizzyboii@reddit
Unfortunately 99% of older women dont look like pic rel
Disastrous_Zombie_81@reddit
Can confirm
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
pengwatu@reddit
Psyop by the CIA to get 4chinners attracted to adult women.
ThisFieroIsOnFire@reddit
Did Ben Franklin write this?
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Women age from the top down, as the wise Mr. Franklin would say.
MrBobBuilder@reddit
All cats are grey in the dark brothers
Kebabini@reddit
Older women better, no reason to explain, they are just better
DankElderberries420@reddit
No thanks
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Also after banging them, they let you take home a Chewy bar and a Capri-sun
Dmitruly@reddit (OP)
Thread
habba88@reddit
Jesus Christ, if ever you needed more proof 4chinners don't know the first thing about women