Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult behavior. It's menus, Dude. Now that we can read a menu anywhere, we can't afford to invest that little extra in bladder control, adult diapers, self-respect.
I think it's funny that after he finishes, he stays in the same spot and just keeps flipping through the menu.
"Sure I may be standing in a puddle of my own piss, but these appetizers look delectable!"
Sad-Horror5961@reddit
What's wrong with people? Wash your hands!
BroughtBagLunchSmart@reddit
lol fuck of nazi scum.
lakeseason@reddit
Thinks he is at a swim up bar on vacation!
brb9911@reddit
Woo?
jessewoolmer@reddit
Excuse me sir, could you please keep your pants zipped up? This is a family restaurant.
SlappyWhiteSlaps@reddit
Look man, can you not piss on the floor?
I've had a bad day and I hate fucking Michael McDonald.
MaximusGrandimus@reddit
craiggy36@reddit
Another Caucasian Gary!
Dangerous_Music_7967@reddit
You got it dude.
Alloutttaangst@reddit
Cut off his Johnson!
museisnotyours@reddit
That stream is so long though! WTF
Poker-Junk@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a bar is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
LevelIndependent9461@reddit
"Hey man, at least I'm house broken."
HermiticHubris@reddit
Sometimes there's a man
SylvanDragoon@reddit
I won't say a hero, cuz what's a hero....
No_Western_1217@reddit
Millionaire? No this guy looks like a fucking loser.
Jarvis-Savoni@reddit
Hail boognish.
Reginald_Sockpuppet@reddit
Far out, man. Far fuckin' out.
Reginald_Sockpuppet@reddit
Far out, man. Far fuckin' out.
ddonky@reddit
Is that some kind of eastern thing
user-5234@reddit
Sometimes you piss the bar and...well...sometimes...the bar pisses on you.
Tecknishen@reddit
He probably kidnapped himself. He pisses on bars all over town man.
Dr_Wunsche@reddit
Ah, man! What’s that smell!?
HoverboardRampage@reddit
This is not the first time this dude did something like this.
herberstank@reddit
He pees on bars all over town, including to known pornographers, which is cool.. tha- that's cool
HoverboardRampage@reddit
Going out, leaving puddles all over town...
NauvooMetro@reddit
Does my urine surprise you, sir?
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
He's not even worried about his shoes getting wet.
KeefsCornerShop@reddit
He's not renting his shoes, and he's not buying himself a fucking beer..
IamjustaBeet@reddit
We're talking about unchecked aggression Dude
Ancient_Composer9119@reddit
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Urine Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in streams.
Streams!
Dragon_Daddy77@reddit
That’s what the outside walls are for. In fact, they give us 4 of them.
SeaBag8211@reddit
I'm staying. Gunna finish this menu.
G-Unit11111@reddit
I could just be sitting at home with pee stains on my bar...
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult behavior. It's menus, Dude. Now that we can read a menu anywhere, we can't afford to invest that little extra in bladder control, adult diapers, self-respect.
gruven_reuven@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a bar is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)
Look man, I'm not trying to scam anyone here...
mightyscoosh@reddit
SHIELDxWOLF@reddit
I think it's funny that after he finishes, he stays in the same spot and just keeps flipping through the menu.
"Sure I may be standing in a puddle of my own piss, but these appetizers look delectable!"
Pseudonymble@reddit
Ve kare about NUSSINK, Lebowski! Und tomorrow ve kome back und ve CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!!
DotAdministrative679@reddit
When ya gotta..go
hankeroni@reddit
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.