My forever overdose

Posted by Cyalacore@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 225 comments

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thr33beggars@reddit

Time to be a man and promote yourself from son to husband. Your mom craves your love, anon, and specifically the love that comes from your balls.

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Anon's mom is clearly pained by the fact that her son has grown up so she has no child to take care of anymore, and has a hard time letting go, so the only logical solution for anon is to give her a new one.

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AgniousPrime@reddit

You were doing so well till the last sentence

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VaczTheHermit@reddit

Why, is there something wrong in anon starting a family with someone, and and her mom helping them out with her new grandkids?

I'm not sure what you mean

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AgniousPrime@reddit

Goddamn, I interpreted your comment as anon should give her a kid as in anon should impregnate his mom.

I was incorrectly primed by this thread.

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Musiciant@reddit

No u just have dirty mind that's all

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VaczTheHermit@reddit

Prehaps I left it ambiguous on puropse though, who knows🗿

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manicforlive@reddit

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thr33beggars@reddit

There is still time!

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el_buachaill@reddit

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vernon-douglas@reddit

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htmlcoderexe@reddit

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Izil13spur@reddit

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eveningfellow056@reddit

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PanzerFoster@reddit

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Pulmaozinho@reddit

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PanzerFoster@reddit

hell ya

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GutsySan@reddit

I am laughing so hard right now

But this greentext just feal like op (of the greentext) want someone that say that to him lmao

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Greedy_Yak_1840@reddit

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thr33beggars@reddit

That’s the exact face I make when someone tells me they wear a rubber when they fuck their mom.

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Konakuro@reddit

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coldres@reddit

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minty-moose@reddit

yo calm down Christian Weston Chandler

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MetallGecko@reddit

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Greedy_Yak_1840@reddit

I hate all of you, I’ll see you in hell

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

Fellas, is it gay to use protection while making love to your mom?

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Wwanker@reddit

I mean, you already were there once, you didn’t need it at the time

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yeetusdeletusgg@reddit

The Kubrick stare

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Tofutherep@reddit

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fuckore@reddit

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Zake_64@reddit

Thanks for the new discord pfp 🙏

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TheEndOfTheLine_2@reddit

This is the single most cursed thing i have seen on reddit for YEARS

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Rustybuttflaps@reddit

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zw1ck@reddit

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CompressedWizard@reddit

Remember when reddit didn't have image comments feature? I 'member

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Zalar01@reddit

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james_a_hetfield@reddit

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BigFunnyDamage@reddit

Excuse they?

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crimsonfukr457@reddit

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real_picklejuice@reddit

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AgniousPrime@reddit

A Dugtrio and a Diglett

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prussian_princess@reddit

Make yourself another brother, anon.

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HanzWithLuger@reddit

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succmycocc@reddit

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mehrotr@reddit

Jesus Christ

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Abrad0lfLinclor@reddit

Take this! For the next time your dissapointed in humanity :D

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unearthlyreap3r@reddit

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mehrotr@reddit

Ty!

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unearthlyreap3r@reddit

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pukalo_@reddit

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Abrad0lfLinclor@reddit

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Dragonslayer3@reddit

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Dragonslayer3@reddit

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smellslikenirvana__@reddit

are we deadass? 💔🥀

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foxferreira64@reddit

r/cursedcomments

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Zeranvor@reddit

Read this shit

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GorillaK1nd@reddit

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Idid911notbush@reddit

Delete this bratha

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pyjamasonfire@reddit

Step 1. Open Reddit Step 2. See this shit Step 3. Close Reddit Step 4. Consult a trusted adult

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

I only trust my mother-wife

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TheRealSpidey@reddit

Step 5. Promote yourself to lover for said trusted adult

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AGPyroo@reddit

You had be in the first half

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Old-Swimming2799@reddit

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AbsoluteDungus@reddit

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dirschau@reddit

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bigbutt96@reddit

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bigbutt96@reddit

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HiveMindKing@reddit

I mean it really does sound like it.

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peggingwithkokomi69@reddit

this guy Freuds

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DankElderberries420@reddit

Sigh

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kewl_guy9193@reddit

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ItsImNotAnonymous@reddit

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grimoireskb@reddit

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Saaka_Souffle@reddit

r/okbuddyrosalyn

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L003Tr@reddit

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Ready_Vegetables@reddit

I love you the balls of my heart bro

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420trippyhippy69@reddit

Pee stored in the balls

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Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit

yeah i’m not going to post a cringe ass reaction image or anything i’m just going to tell you that you don’t need to tell us everything on your mind man.

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h-enjoyer@reddit

That moment when mr ticklemyfeetpls has the moral highground

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Glowing_green_@reddit

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FD4L@reddit

Anon will be daddy to his mommy and a father to his siblings.

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CornbreadMonsta@reddit

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CHUD_Adams@reddit

false. pee comes from the balls

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NR10113@reddit

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soiboi64@reddit

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DoughNotDoit@reddit

jesus fucking Christ

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ruurdwoltring@reddit

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TheCrimsonArmy@reddit

Frued was right

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Heresy_is_fun@reddit

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Gizen11@reddit

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VViatrVVay@reddit

Thank you for this insight, Mr Freud.

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medson25@reddit

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perljurnwern@reddit

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Logey202@reddit

https://i.redd.it/hp0f60w9y8se1.gif

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Little-Cat-2339@reddit

on EVERYONE'S soul we (yes you the person reading) were thinking this 🙏

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TacticalBallSacc@reddit

Your son is your father

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ChadCoolman@reddit

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Molkwi@reddit

Yeah I feel super offended! (I really need to get my shit together)

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Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit

whenever i read shit like this i think”what would he think”

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Q_dawgg@reddit

I hate Freud so much, all he had to do was ask people normal questions but instead he made up these insane crackpot theories about people wanting to have relationships with family members.

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Expensive-Ad-1205@reddit

They are crazy

And yet, "mommy" and "daddy" are some of the most commonly used words during sex

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Q_dawgg@reddit

The worst part about Freud and his theories are they keep proving themselves right time and time again. I hate him so much

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226_Walker@reddit

https://i.redd.it/9gtvi9w6jjse1.gif

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G4130@reddit

I was reading Jung's autobiography and of course Freud is a big chapter, he tells a story in which Jung tells Freud a dream in which he visits the basement of his house to find a skeleton, which Freud asked him if it was a female skeleton and at that point Jung says that Freud was not an academic but a fanatic trying to prove a point and that for him it was more of a dogma than a research, of course going against the figure of psychoanalysis was a bad idea and left Jung depressed when he was kicked out of the "scientific community" of psychoanalysis.

So maybe you wanna fuck a sister or mother dude, checks out that you hate him so much

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M_hadi0@reddit

Manga name? Asking for a friend

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bisky12@reddit

if you’re 24 and your mom still cuddles you there is something seriously wrong

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BrainArson@reddit

It's wild how many toxic mothers still have some love for their child. I envy those.

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peepers_meepers@reddit

cuddles me

what

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Tricky_Objective301@reddit

I was friends with someone like this, he had his internet taken away by his dad at 27 because his room was filthy he was eventually kicked out when he purposely lost his job during Covid due to his hygiene and started sponging off everyone thinking it would help him sort his shit out, it didn’t he just moved into his rich mothers house and makes out he’s twitch famous when he’s never got more then 20 views.

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127alphaunknown@reddit

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NuclearWinter_101@reddit

He has a j…j…job 🤢🤮🤮

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Supernothing-00@reddit

Please censor the word j*b it is very sensitive to those in the unemployed community

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ROGUE_COSMIC@reddit

Please censor unemployed, use the term employmentally challenged

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GoldPlatedMilk@reddit

We prefer “occupationally deficient” round these parts.

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ll8bitHEROll@reddit

Ovcupationally divergent

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Generally_Confused1@reddit

Sounds familiar to me haha. Doesn't help I'm autistic and other stuff so I needed help for most of my life but there comes a point where it's too much. Dudes gotta move on

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Alone-Youth-9680@reddit

We share neurodivergence we may as well share a drink

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No-Play2726@reddit

I'm 36 and my mom's dead.

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Alone-Youth-9680@reddit

Find a mommy

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Entoco@reddit

Devouring mother complex ass post

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Alone-Youth-9680@reddit

Devouring mother's ass post

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No_Style9085@reddit

Appreciate it man, one day your mom annoys you, then one day you wish your mom was there to annoy you.

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Scared_Spinach_7688@reddit

then one day you wish your mom was there to annoy you.

Or maybe one day you realize just how much shit you could have avoided by distancing from toxic people.

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No_Style9085@reddit

Only queers and women use the word toxic

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Alone-Youth-9680@reddit

Absolutely based

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BlueMagmaDragon@reddit

Who peed in your cereal bro

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smellslikenirvana__@reddit

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Scared_Spinach_7688@reddit

Parents good, unruly teenagers bad. No exceptions. Why would there ever be exceptions in your narrow perfect world?

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VortexFalcon50@reddit

Move out

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LiterallyAPidgeon@reddit

mommy has mentaw iwness, and mentaw iwness is heweditawy!

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SylvanUltra@reddit

Average freud subscriber

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

Thread

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Shonnyboy500@reddit

Is linking the thread a new rule or are you just awesome?

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

Just being a business man.

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ToFuzzzy@reddit

Thanks for the link op

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

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m4teri4lgirl@reddit

Did anyone ever get a cute not racist fren world subreddit going?

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

Hmmmmmmmm why would you want a cute fren?

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soiboi64@reddit

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

https://i.redd.it/md16aduba9se1.gif

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lmay0000@reddit

The trueist repairman will repair man

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anaesthaesia@reddit

God I wish that was me

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Echosmh@reddit

The concept of anonymity has an internal flaw, and it is the fact that people can do anything but carry no responsibility from it. Freedom of speech? Yeah, how about the responsibility shipped with it? Nowhere to be seen. What happened to shame? What happened to not sharing shit like this, real or not? What about sharing your, to say the least, strong feelings on it? The feeling of power and freedom that comes from being anonymous is interesting, to say the least. All hope is gone for the better and the concept of an utopia of freedom, privacy and unlimited potential has been humiliated, raped and drowned in its own organs. Almost nothing can be done to make things better anymore. That line has been crossed a long time ago.

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Cyalacore@reddit (OP)

Not sure what you are talking about.

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Ok-Lynx3444@reddit

R9K as usual

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MikeGianella@reddit

The responses to this post were so civil and lovely 🥰

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Dorschmeister@reddit

The manga panel is from Blood on the Tracks.

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Old_Bag143@reddit

Whats it about?

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DokutahMostima@reddit

Basically about the effects an abusive parent has on an undeveloped kid and how it shapes the persons life even when they become an adult

There are some somewhat supernatural things at a certain point. It definitely made lose interest since its supposed to be a psychological manga

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SirWillem1@reddit

Yeah, it fell off. Especially with the twist.

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Old_Bag143@reddit

Dope, thanks

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-Graograman@reddit

Anon forgot to say that its also a crime thriller

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DokutahMostima@reddit

Yes, my apologies. It is also a part of it.

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hepp-depp@reddit

So like there’s these tracks

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avagrantthought@reddit

And you wouldn't believe what's on them

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Jane_the_doe@reddit

What's on them?!

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avagrantthought@reddit

Blood.

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Jane_the_doe@reddit

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avagrantthought@reddit

Sorry for spoilers. Forgot not everyone is past chapter 90.

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Jane_the_doe@reddit

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unearthlyreap3r@reddit

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sexhaver34567@reddit

So fucking hot.

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DeepFriedDave69@reddit

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unearthlyreap3r@reddit

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Necessary_Ad_9800@reddit

Lmao

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11freebird@reddit

Wasn’t that bad until the last paragraph

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Tjstictches@reddit

A paragraph is 3-5 sentences.

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whydoyouevenreadthis@reddit

This is a paragraph.

And so is this.

The length of what is considered an "appropriately sized paragraph" is irrelevant to the actual definition of the word paragraph.

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aseiden@reddit

i showed your mum the length of my "appropriately sized paragraph" last night and she said 3 was fine

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IamWatchingAoT@reddit

A paragraph is a break in the text. It can be one sentence. Cambridge

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MoistStub@reddit

A pair of graphs is two infographics that visually represent data

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aseiden@reddit

a pair o' gaffs is a set of two jokes

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Tjstictches@reddit

If that was a new paragraph, The last line would not be a sentence because there is no subject.

We know it is the same paragraph because op is 24 and his mom exhibits constant hot and cold behavior.

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arielif1@reddit

it does, it's called a tacit subject. It's more common in languages with gender dependent verb conjugation, but still. It's not technically used in english, but we already know subcultures develop their own grammar quirks

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Tjstictches@reddit

It’s a sentence in English though. The writing is in English not another language. Different languages have different rules.

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arielif1@reddit

It is a sentence in english, and it clearly isn't wrong since you understood it. Grammar rules are more like guidelines.

Sentences like "Long time no see" break just about every single grammar rule but are perfectly valid, because they convey meaning perfectly well to just about anyone.

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Tjstictches@reddit

The example you used is more used in conversational grammar though. I’m not arguing about that.

If the last sentence was a brand new paragraph, I would not understand it.

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arielif1@reddit

Oh no, it's not a paragraph. It's just a sentence, it's just that 4chan likes separating sentences with newlines, but it's not like it doesn't have a subject.

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soiboi64@reddit

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IamWatchingAoT@reddit

I'm pretty sure the original comment was saying the entire >indent from "exhibits constant (...)" all the way to the end is what's weird. Not the last line specifically.

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Cleveworth@reddit

Zoomers are the "I ain't readin allat 💀💀💀chatgpt ahhh post" generation, 25 words is a fucking Tolstoy novel by their standards.

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11freebird@reddit

No way you’re this confidently wrong and the other pseudo intellectual redditors upvote you lolll

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Tjstictches@reddit

The last sentence would not be a sentence if it was a new paragraph either way. So it’s not a new paragraph. You’re also confidently wrong.

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11freebird@reddit

If you haven’t realized already, the text is formatted in green text form so it does not follow all grammatical norms. I only said paragraph because it would be easier to understand than if I said “last line”(people would think I was only talking about the last line of the text instead of the last line of green text(>) or “last sentence”(some people could think I was only talking about what was inside the parentheses). But your need to prove your non existent intellect is just hilarious, you feel the need to correct someone on r/greentext on Reddit about grammar and you still DO IT WRONG. And yeah, you should look up “subject ellipsis”.

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Tjstictches@reddit

Wouldn’t a subject ellipsis be used in the same paragraph?

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11freebird@reddit

You’re either mentally challenged or a troll

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new_KRIEG@reddit

It's only a 3 to 5 sentence-long paragraph.

Motherfucker wants to argue grammar and refuses to read lmao

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Mercury_Dumbass@reddit

No.

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11freebird@reddit

Who the fuck are the dumbasses downvoting this?

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Tjstictches@reddit

A paragraph is around 3 to 5 sentences.

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RoodieSchmoodie@reddit

It’s like… it’s like oedipus shed some of himself and infected 4chan like a incest symbiote

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Ja_corn_on_the_cob@reddit

Oedipus was not into incest though. The guy blinded himself after he found out what he did.

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XxTreeFiddyxX@reddit

He knew deep down though, he recognized that pussy

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minty-moose@reddit

sunk cost

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Puzzleheaded-West554@reddit

My mom died when I was 14 and this sounds nice tbh

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Baku_M_Salti@reddit

Not the Blood on the Tracks panel in the pic 💀

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UncommonLegend@reddit

I'd get the hell out of there

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AssblasterGerard666@reddit

In this economy?

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SherewZino@reddit

Anon may have mommy issues

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AdoboTacos@reddit

That manga was something else man

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

This is the second post about older women on r/greentext that I have seen today. What the hell?! Did people suddenly develop an older woman fetish overnight?

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_user_account_@reddit

Men wants to be raped by hot older women, women wants to be raped by hot older men. There's nothing new.

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SherewZino@reddit

I want to be ~~raped~~ and ~~groomed~~ by a hot older woman I might have mommy issues tho

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Winter_Ad4517@reddit

Man what the hell is thr33beggar on?

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202glewis@reddit

Tbh it’s like society wants you to stay home. It’s too fucking expensive to move out on your own.

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DarkKumane@reddit

I wish I could move out man but everything costs way too fucking much.

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202glewis@reddit

I understand. I got out when I was 17 this was 20 years ago when it wasn’t that hard. My first apartment was only $450 a month. And that was almost 1000 sq/ft. Today seems like the same size is atleast $1,500 a month. Ridiculous. We failed y’all.

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L003Tr@reddit

My parents were telling me about their first house 20 years ago. They bought it on single income which was twice my dad's salary. These days it's worth easily 3 times what it was then and my office job salary (which is actually pretty good in my area) isnt even 30% more than what my dad was making.

Shit's fucking wild

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