ULPT Request: Seeking low-effort ways to receive a long prison sentence in EU.
Posted by bugabagabubu@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 209 comments
Conditions:
► No physical harm to anyone.
Bonus points for:
► Can be done without leaving the house.
► No negative consequences for decent individuals.
► Benefits a "good" cause.
► Person of choice gains from it.
Dutchboy347@reddit
Send piss disc to a royal family there. It checks off all you want
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
I believe that would not be enough for a serious sentencing, unfortunately. But I like the train of thought.
michaelgarbel@reddit
Rob a bank with a weapon, don’t actually threaten anyone and surrender when the police show up.
PooperOfMoons@reddit
This will definitely cause people mental harm.
michaelgarbel@reddit
Yes but, not really, if you calmly explain you won’t hurt anyone, and you’re just trying to go to prison I don’t think many people would suffer trauma
ProcessIndividual222@reddit
I think you would just come across as more unhinged than a regular robber, aka more likely to shoot.
PooperOfMoons@reddit
Even showing them the weapon or telling them you have one will cause trauma
michaelgarbel@reddit
If they’re that soft, they deserve it
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, I think this could be acceptable.
kyks17@reddit
This is the plot of Prison Break
CallsignKook@reddit
Make sure there’s not even a magazine in it. Idk about EU but there have been cases in the U.S. where lack of ammunition proves suspect had no intention of committing violence and gets lesser charges or lower sentence
ranchwriter@reddit
OP specifically said they want long sentence
Slkkk92@reddit
Big fat load of bullets then
Emotional_End2305@reddit
I love fat loads
Vivid_Tradition9278@reddit
Of bullets, right? ...right?
Emotional_End2305@reddit
Uhhhhh…yeah, sure. I mean, yeah!
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
This could work. The cost/benefit ratio is good.
qwesz9090@reddit
I imagine OP walking up to bank with a weapon, politely asking all customers to leave. But one customer just says "fuck you I have booked an appointment and I don't want to come back at a later time." and OP just leaves because they don't want to threaten anyone and it was too awkward to stay.
ParticlesInSunlight@reddit
The autism bandit
Current-Decision-851@reddit
How is attempted bank robbery lower effort than attempted art theft?
lalozzydog@reddit
Even if it fails and you get away with the cash, win-win.
TheNight_Cheese@reddit
plastic gun
ClutchMcSlip@reddit
Walk into a bank. Hand the teller the note. Have a gun with you. Take the loot. Right outside the door fake a fall and lay there like you sprained an ankle or something until the popo come and haul you away. I know walking into a bank will take effort, but dammit man, no scheme is zero effort!
Bitmugger@reddit
Call in from home over 100 bomb threats to schools, gov buildings, banks, private companies, tv stations. Just don't do hospitals or seniors homes.
Ideally do it over 2-3 days from some burner phones then finally do calls from your own phone to get caught. Will make the news and get you a fews years in prison with no harm to anyone and some days off school for the kids and days off for some workers. :-)
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, this could be suitable. It can be done from home office, but might not be enough on the first try for prison sentence in EU.
Plus_Concentrate8306@reddit
So why do you want to go to prison there?
Bitmugger@reddit
You need to create enough chaos to make the news; the powdered envelopes will help. Target the politicians you LIKE as it will ultimately help them gain respect.
I'm guessing you want some free lodging for a few years or to hide from someone :-)
Also if in your home you gather some 'bomb making' supplies it'll help. Stuff like fire starters, glass bottles, loads of matches, cans of anything flammable, print off bomb making info from internet. Anything to up how serious you were without actually making a real bomb.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Sounds viable. Thank you for your thoughtful and insightful response.
Bitmugger@reddit
I hope you don't actually do any of this and it's more of a thought experiment but you asked for tips :-)
If you're in a financial rut I don't think prison is a good alternative and if you're looking to escape something in real life I am sure there's people to call who can offer some good ideas. Also my ideas would just waste peoples time and gov services. I am certain there's better solutions for your problems than going forward with this mischief in real life.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
You are great and save :)
rsrsrs0@reddit
Just join a monastery. It'll be more rewarding. Or join Ukraine or French foreign league.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Monastery maybe, but becoming a soldier I would not consider low-effort :)
Adisiv@reddit
Correct, the french foreign legion is extremely high effort, high pain
uhohthrowawayyyyyy@reddit
Glad your want for a zero effort existence out ways the discomfort you’d cause others by executing on any of this
rsrsrs0@reddit
unless you get lucky then you'll have zero effort. :)
dwalt95@reddit
Lmao wtf did you say that Reddit removed it
Bitmugger@reddit
It was just to have some fake supplies around the house to look like you were a serious threat when arrested. Unsure what the trigger words in the post were
dwalt95@reddit
Nice good advice 🤝
momomomoses@reddit
Or even worse they may send you to a mental institute
Mr_Adoulin@reddit
Hm. So are you realy sure this is a good idea? I know there are worse prisons to be in, but its still prision
rainbowWar@reddit
You don’t wanna be treated as a terrorist
UndecidedQBit@reddit
Yeah OP gets years of life in the worst prisons on the Euro continent
strangelove4564@reddit
Bad Luck Brian: Follows the advice, gets deported back to the US and spends 20 years at pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison.
RedIcarus1@reddit
But is it "low effort" enough?
ScarletPumpkinTickle@reddit
Wait why are schools ok but senior homes aren’t?
FlyingCarGoBrrr@reddit
That would cause a shitton of harm to so many people. Its not fun fearing being bombed.
TooManyPxls@reddit
Day off is a day off
zamfire@reddit
Borrowing top comment to suggest an alternative: why not join peace corp? Give the world the gift of your life, don't take from the world the absence of what you can do for others.
I realize this not an unethical choice. So while joining, spray their office with liquid ass and piss disks
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
I like the idea, but I would not consider it low-effort enough.
friendlyneighbourho@reddit
Steal credit card info and donate to charities?
BuildMineSurvive@reddit
Buy crypto with credit cards, donate that to charity 🤔
PM_ME_PLASTIC_BAGS@reddit
People eventually realise and request charge back.
Charities are fined, have to return the money and waste heaps of admin on this BS.
Dont ever do this.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Not enough for long sentencing, probably.
jackzander@reddit
Send Google fraudulent invoices for $14000-32000 for consultation services
They'll pay for awhile and arrest you once someone audits it
Since you're clowning with the ruling class, you won't get a light sentence
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Edit: But maybe in combination with other approaches, as an added benefit.
mayorofdumb@reddit
Mail fraud
GhostWalker134@reddit
Counterfeiting is a nice stay-at-home crime, and since you're looking to get caught, you don't even need to worry about any fancy equipment that will make something passable.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thank you. It could be a start, but kind of not low-effort enough.
RastaTeddyBear@reddit
You could photocopy a bill, and try to use the photocopy to buy a copy. Pretty low effort.
Efficient_Fish2436@reddit
Photo copiers won't copy bills. They'll get maybe halfway then realize and stop.
BuildMineSurvive@reddit
Could try and find a really old one.
The_Real_Scrotus@reddit
That varies from model to model. My Brother printer/scanner/copier will copy bills, but only one at a time. If you try to do multiple copies at once or multiple bills on one page it will intentionally mess up the colors.
No-MemoryWHAT@reddit
Photo copy one half of the bill, turn it around, photo copy the other half of the bill, tape them together, profit.
ArmyTop2758@reddit
I mean this is pretty low effort haha
slutty_muppet@reddit
Write a manifesto and send it to newspapers taking credit for unsolved terrorist attacks from the past.
sweetb00bs@reddit
Tweet a racist joke
FactOrFactorial@reddit
Send fake invoices to large companies. You could end up with a shit load of money before being caught!
Kamiden@reddit
Billionaires aren't people, so....
SikWitIt530@reddit
Buy a shit ton of stuff off of the dark web. Guns, drugs, fake ids and passports, chemicals. Buy like 10 packages at once. Not from the same vendors one is bound to get caught up especially if each is international and then once that happens the rest will come in and they will all add up. I’m sure they will be assuming you traffic drugs and all u gotta do is tell them they are right
Daddysnaughtygirl234@reddit
what? wait? your wanting to go to prison?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, kind of. Not necessarily me, but someone.
Daddysnaughtygirl234@reddit
so u want to get someone put into prison for a long time and not get caught?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
No. The person in question would initiate it them self.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
I'm puzzled. Where does one go to have a better life in prison than with the social support available in that nation?
biepbupbieeep@reddit
Bro is probably in a major mental health crisis.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
It's not about being a better life, in this scenario. It's rather about being without any responsibility, but still having basic amenities.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Does prison even allow for no responsibilities? A better bet may be checking into a mental health hospital.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
No responsibility in the sense that you just do and don't do what you are told.
Wise_Yogurt1@reddit
It’s a cylinder
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
That is not true. Who said that?
BagBeneficial7527@reddit
There are prisons in EU that are nicer places to live than most working class, law-abiding Americans experience.
Certain European prisons would be a DRAMATIC increase in lifestyle for many US citizens.
Leonarr@reddit
Define “long” prison sentence.
Wikipedia claims that “Today in Germany, Nazi salutes in written form, vocally, and even straight-extending the right arm as a saluting gesture (with or without the phrase), are illegal. The offence is punishable by up to three years in prison (Strafgesetzbuch section 86a).”
So maybe one could get up to 3 years in prison for consistently spreading pro-Nazi content in Germany? Can be done online too?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Probably will not work on the first try for a prison sentence, but maybe over several attempts. Preferably, it would not associate someone with the far right.
> Define “long” prison sentence.
A sentence above one year.
brucewillisman@reddit
Maybe if you keep doing the salute during the trial and parole hearings?
ConPem@reddit
And the day you get let out of prison and they come to your cell just throw that salute again. They can’t let you out while you’re actively doing something you were locked up for
biepbupbieeep@reddit
Yeah, but the other inmates might have a problem with that.
cant_pass_CAPTCHA@reddit
Imagine your life even after prison. You'd be known as "the guy who just can't stop doing the Nazi salute, even at his own hearing after being arrested for doing the Nazi salute"
Terrible-Revenue8143@reddit
Never heard about someone going to prison for that. You’ll definitely receive a lot of fines for that first before you get even near any prison.
vitaly_antonov@reddit
But if you don't pay the fines, sooner or later you will go to prison.
Terrible-Revenue8143@reddit
Well I’m quite sure they try to seize your bank account first. OP asked about going to prison, not to go bankrupt.
vitaly_antonov@reddit
Just mail the money cash to someone in need. This satisfies the last two conditions and the money.can't be traced.
morcille@reddit
You seem kind of lazy
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
That's the point, yes.
Nerd2042@reddit
One this note: tax evasion. Go to prison for actively doing nothing.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately, not enough funds to evade an adequate amount of taxes.
Hziak@reddit
Damn bro. I think you just invented my new favorite financial insult…
morcille@reddit
Change country and apply for benefits?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thank you, not sure what you mean? Does not seam very low-effort, though.
morcille@reddit
May I ask what's your ultimate goal?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
In this scenario, the goal would be, to not have the responsibility to provide the necessities but still survive.
KofFinland@reddit
Tax fraud. (6 years of prison in Finland).
https://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/a/2014112818875327
Making mocking/defaming websites about known public figures etc. (2 years 5 months of prison in Finland).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppo_Lehto
Publishing a newspaper (1 year 10 months of prison in Finland)
https://yle.fi/a/3-10463216
Besides those it is difficult to find some easy way to get real prison sentence. Usually you only get probation or fines, unless you kill someone or do drug trafficking. Even armed bank robbery can get you just probation in Finland.
Definitely easiest way is not paying taxes. That is really serious.
GentlemanDevil@reddit
Make a €10 donation to ISI S. Nobody will mess with you in prison not even the guards.
t234k@reddit
Be anti Zionist and outspoken enough to get news and then go straight to jail, bonus points for being anticapitalist.
Sudden-Possible3263@reddit
Come to Scotland and post some shit on Facebook that's deemed a hate crime, it's very low effort
BagBeneficial7527@reddit
Hehe.
I know what you are doing and why.
I am considering it myself, but not for an EU country. But close enough.
Interested in the answers here.
Pristine_Asparagus77@reddit
why are they doing this? please tell me 🥹 i'm non EU citizen
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
It's a scenario about letting go, not being responsible in a practical sense, but having basic amenities at the same time.
digitallightweight@reddit
Just join the army bro
randomer456@reddit
The opposite of low effort though
digitallightweight@reddit
Fair but if you are as lazy as OP you gotta change your life or unironically ride the sewer slide. They are not gonna love prison if they can’t be bothered to do even 1 days works to get arrested.
If I was going to be forced out of bed at 5:30am, fee shit good and surrounded by sociopaths is much rather take a shot at something that has greater than 0% shot at a decent ending.
Rezenbekk@reddit
I'm assuming OP is in one of those countries where prison conditions make people wanna do this. Netherlands or Norway, as an example.
Zagagoza@reddit
My guess is prisons are nice in the EU compared the US and South America particularly. Free housing and food in exchange for freedom in the public.
MinuQu@reddit
Can you enlighten me? Is it because of some citizenship loophole?
BagBeneficial7527@reddit
You are on the right track.
Confused_Firefly@reddit
Oh I'd love to hear this!
schoenwetterhorst@reddit
In Germany, repeatedly riding public transport without a valid ticket can earn you jail time of up to one year or a fine. What happens if you don’t pay the fine? You guessed it: jail.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
That's feasible because the entry-barrier is low. But takes too long and is not low-effort enough, in that regard.
Awesomeness4627@reddit
Dude you are not going go like prison if that is too high effort for you
Stealingcop@reddit
Anything going against the establishment. Think racism, denounce LGBTQ or muslim rights, things like that will get you a big sentence in Belgium.
Forget about sexual crimes they are borderline legalised here. So that wont work.
Connecting this to the massive influx of migrants on the other hand could get you some jail time.
R0ad13@reddit
Rob a bank with a banana, had actually been done in Belgium, by a homeless guy that needed urgent medical care.
JohnFartbuckle@reddit
Idk in that situation I’d like damage something that hurts the climate ig
Lifespoofingstories@reddit
Are you out of your mind? Receive a long sentence in one of those sewage overrun, cockroach ridden threefold overcrowded French jails and you'll regret your light ways every single second of your sentence. Even if it weren't the case, you'll cherish the freedom too come and go once it's taken away from you.
coozkomeitokita@reddit
Join a foreign countries legionare military?
Prestigious-Run8365@reddit
order a bunch of stuff online and keep reporting it as undelivered. you can order stuff for your family, and eventually get caught. if it’s over $1,000 worth of stuff, you can land yourself a pretty lengthy sentence.
can do it all from your home.
abigani@reddit
Say something about Israel
blaznivydandy@reddit
Deal huge amounts of pot to people in broad daylight for free.
GingerPinoy@reddit
Steal. If you get away with it, you're rich, if not, you get your wish!
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Do you have more specific ideas on this, considering the low-effort approach? Like what exactly?
Woelli@reddit
Get a battery angle grinder and open some vending machines (for example cigarettes) at night. High chance to get caught and you can hide the money for when you get out
nachomydogiscuteaf@reddit
Mail from a postman
bigbossontop@reddit
Don you guys get locked up for saying mean stuff about trans, gays, and any brown people? Throw in some anti Islam crap, Muhammad tells them to f their cousins and fantasize over little boys. How you think it’s awful they are taking over the EU… blah, blah, blah… then boom- door kicked in and they get ya.
ultimatepoker@reddit
Google "Enoch Burke" in Ireland. The softest sentence you can get is "not complying with court order" or "not paying fine"...
Just_Here_So_Briefly@reddit
Bomb scare on a plane
bking@reddit
In this hypothetical situation, one could attempt to steal and sell some art or a relic from a museum.
They’d wear cotton gloves so they don’t damage anything. Just pick up the art and brazenly try to walk out the door with it.
Good cause? Pick a piece that was stolen from another culture/peoples. Use the attempt to spread awareness that the thing belongs to the other culture.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thank you. Useful from an ethical standpoint and low-entry barrier point of view, but kind of not low-effort enough.
abstracted_plateau@reddit
could be a problem as this has in fact worked at times.
NoMan999@reddit
Check what kind of gloves, if any, should be used. I'm pretty sure cotton is the worse, it's a TV trope. (I typed a longer comment above, this one is so you get the notification.)
Cafficionado@reddit
make a social media profile with your citizen name and use it to insult politicians
martintinnnn@reddit
You have to make death threats for it to be effective because insults don't cut it.
RedIcarus1@reddit
Look, I know the dating scene can be rough, but this is not the path to take.
ThePiachu@reddit
Hmm, try scamming cryptobros by issuing a security? Send cryptos back to small time holders, keep money from the big assholes, send coins via some kind of anonymous coin to someone (I know they'd need to cover the source of their funds, but hey, that's another ULPT), get jailed for issuing unlicensed security. Pretty white collar crime, possibly a long prison sentence.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Does not seem low-effort or feasible to me. Where practically to begin with this?
ThePiachu@reddit
Maybe something like the Hawk Tuah scam could be an inspiration.
ChainmanAtHeart@reddit
Well she's not in jail and that's a ton of work
SignificantZombie729@reddit
If you lived in UK you could just say nasty things about politicians on social media, that would get you a few years.
Bitter_Reaction8314@reddit
Can you please explain why you want to do this
randomer456@reddit
Federal cuts have left only students on work experience at the FBI and they got to work out how to place an asset to infiltrate a gang
charliemingus@reddit
walk into a bank with a note that demands 500,000, euro in cash. Don’t claim to have a weapon, and certainly don’t bring one. Act polite, and smile. Pretty sure bank employees are trained to just summon the police no matter what. She’ll press the call button, the police will come and arrest you. Don’t resist, but then, once you’re arrested, just politely refuse to cooperate. Refuse any plea bargains.
TediousHippie@reddit
My ex's uncle did this. He was know as the gentleman bandit. He was polite, well dressed, didn't have a weapon, just passed a note saying "all the money in this bag now". Did it four times before getting busted. Got like 10 years, after which he was eligible for social security and everything. Helped that he was gay as fuck. Apparently, bank robbers are fairly high up in the prison hierarchy.
True_Lie_2615@reddit
Punch a cop
Sad-Teacher-1170@reddit
Hire someone (not very bright) to kill someone horrible-bonus if they're in the lime light. Ideally someone who will squeal your name when they get caught, regardless of whether they managed it or not.
CptBronzeBalls@reddit
Ah, another American seeking a comfortable retirement with healthcare.
SpiderFloof@reddit
Underrated coment
dcidino@reddit
Start invoicing government agencies. Once you get into prison, you can find ways to stay in prison. But frankly, this is ILPT.
Unethical would be to signup to the military and faff about.
ChemicalFuture6634@reddit
Try to 'sneak' drugs into a prison and get caught without implications of prior knowledge being leveled at your 'recipient' because of their current situation not being resolved yet (due to the current incarceration). It's an automatic felony, and if you are so inclined you can even pre-package it into a bunch of separate bags and increase the amount of charges
Spenje@reddit
Smuggle cannabis. Long prison sentence, maybe you make some farmer happy
jfernandezr76@reddit
Come to Spain and write a rap song against the monarchy and the church.
jetfire245@reddit
What's it mean if I get a fricken hp laptop?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
r/lostredditors
jetfire245@reddit
You probably won't believe I'm on mobile and actually never touched this post lol.
This is wild.
Sirlacker@reddit
Take apart a few electronics and lay them on a desk. Stick some household cleaning chemicals on the desk too.
Google how to make bombs, where to lay a bomb for maximum damage etc.
Print off a few locations from Google maps and stick them on a wall.
Call in an anonymous tip that you think house number on whatever street is making bombs.
EntrepreneurUpper266@reddit
Do you have a prison tattoo on your body?
MrSommer69@reddit
Selling "weed".
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
That will not do it, as an first offender.
MrSommer69@reddit
Then something worse like"eggplants"
jgroshak@reddit
I think I hear a particular car dealership calling your name
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah, that is a good one!
sparkchaser@reddit
Wire fraud, obviously.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
For example?
YouNeedAnne@reddit
Pretend to be Stringer Bell
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, that would work, if this would be in Baltimore and not the EU.
s1ckopsycho@reddit
Stolen credit cards, unfortunately, can be purchased online. Criminals then can use them to buy things. The ones who get caught aren't very smart- they don't cover their tracks by using proxychains and have the fraudulent purchases sent directly to their homes.
PurpleMuskogee@reddit
Become a Just Stop Oil protester and block a road or throw paint on the headquarters of some big company.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
That's a pretty good idea. Preferably, it would be something with less effort and/or longer potential prison time.
2xtc@reddit
Sitting on a road is about as low effort as it gets when it comes to crime
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, you are right, but it involves a lot of shouting, honking, being dragged around. Other than that, I like this idea.
hipotese_alternativa@reddit
you want years in prison but shouting is too high effort? holy shit
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
In this scenario, we are in a western European country. But you still might be right, that this is partly contradictory.
dwalt95@reddit
Hey man I don't blame you for not wanting to get dragged out the wrong by some pissed off person, you did say pref at home...
cptfailsauce@reddit
you don't need to actually do it, hallam got 5 years for planning an action on zoom
supermuffin28@reddit
Just do it again when you get out? I think you're over complicating it.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
true
Real-Yogurtcloset770@reddit
Yeah, terrorism always seem to work.
zemain@reddit
just fascist, are you?
Diggity20@reddit
Your an idiot if you think prison life is nicer than the outside, lol. Obviously never been to one.
shityname@reddit
Download a movie using torrent
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Not enough for prison time.
DeiMamaisaFut@reddit
Easiest is probably buy drugs on the darkweb and get caught. From overseas for example, shit gets caught for sure. Coke has big charges and good possibility to get found.
Have a scale and baggies at home so they think you are distributing
You should choose the country in which jail is chill first.
Would opt for a chill and developed country within europe. Some have plenty of freedom and programs to study and develop
Alternatives would be harassing politicians who deserve it anyway. Luigi style
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yes, that sounds promising and feasible. But it's certainly not that easy to get prison time on afirst attempt, I guess.
DeiMamaisaFut@reddit
A kilo is 8 years in my country, so 100g should be enough for one
pfp61@reddit
Not directly answering the question but maybe helpful: I recommend to go for Swedish (or Norwegian despite not beeing part of EU) prison. These countries have the best conditions for prisoners. Some EU countries have rather poor standards.
Also be aware you might be declared insane and end up in asylum for mentally ill. Depending on country these might be comfortable but drugs administered by staff might be an issue. This fact is worth further research.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thank you, that is a valuable answer. For reasons of laziness, a change of country would not be an option in this scenario.
MaybeMightbeMystery@reddit
Robin Hood?
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
No, just really lazy.
MaybeMightbeMystery@reddit
Based
MrHordak@reddit
You and everyone in here are literally acting as accessories to a potential serious crime especially the dude saying call bomb threats
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Maybe you are right, and likely a good person. But you are also wrong, as this is the name of the game.
Aufdie@reddit
Gather child abuse material and send to your prime minister email address. Include where you got it from.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Should not include child abuse material. But thanks for the tip.
Aufdie@reddit
You're def right. Runs afoul of your harm to others condition.
colako@reddit
Extradition agreements are complicated. Way better just to get the cheapest plane ticket possible.
hammertown905@reddit
Print a bunch of shitty fake money, order pizzas or food from multiple restaurants, pay with said fake cash… wait
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thanks for helping. This would most likely not be enough to go to prison at the first time, unfortunately.
allistoner@reddit
Loud calls for violence online against ______ with some targeted harassment. Involve some nazi shit for extra time. Make sure whoever blank is they are in the public eye.
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Probably will not work on the first try for a prison sentence, but maybe over several attempts. Preferably, it would not associate someone with the far right.
allistoner@reddit
No it's pretty hard to go to prison as a first time offender doing something non violent. You are going to need to do something repeatedly and without remorse before prison is a option. You will need to leave the house. Biological warfare against the government should do it. So looks like piss disks thrown at the king or other politicians is the best route
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Yeah, that seems about right. Thanks.
Gimme_Your_Wallet@reddit
Whistleblower
bugabagabubu@reddit (OP)
Thank you. It would be perfect, but not low-effort, when someone has no information to share, I guess.