Porsche will create paint-to-sample tattoo ink to match your car

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PinkishOcean430@reddit

This is gonna backfire lol. People are actually going to want this.

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dm117@reddit

Did a 19 year old write this lol? People from all walks of life drive Porsches. My friend is a bartender and he drives a 2012 Panamera S that’s fully paid off

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Automatic-End-8256@reddit

Have you heard of generatily, dumbass? Im sure he bought it new with PTS right

Im just a PCA member but I don't know porsche owners....

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peaked-at-7@reddit

Im just a PCA member but I don't know porsche owners....

🤓☝️

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It’s just a snobby ass comment. The PCA comment was the cherry on top. None of the people that I know with Porsches are doctors or dentists so the comment just came across as a big generalization. I also live in SF so things might be different here.

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Automatic-End-8256@reddit

Coming from someone calling me a teenager from just observing most of the people in my club...right but since you are calling me that

Glad you know people with over 10 year old cars that are paid off though. I'm sure your social circles are full of doctors, though.

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dm117@reddit

So I mention one friend that bought a 2012 car (mind you, it was only 2 years old when he got it) and now that’s an insult lol? Since when is having a paid off car a bad thing. By the way, my social circle is made of people that are affecting your life more than you know it. Not that it matters as I really couldn’t care less about status and I’m not insecure enough to care how my social circle is perceived by outsiders. Enjoy your PCA meet ups, I hope the doctors and dentists aren’t as full of themselves as you.

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steezebuscemi1@reddit

Everybody I know who is a doctor has numerous tattoos.

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thatgymdude@reddit

No this is entirely fitting for Porsches, infact I am surprised the brand has not already reached out into this. This is peak German humor because its not actually a joke and its actually them poking at their customers in a subtle way.

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velociraptorfarmer@reddit

My old optometrist had a full sleeve and was a massive Harley nut who looked like he could throw his chair through a brick wall.

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FazedCow@reddit (OP)

The self awareness is pretty on point lol.

Wonder what they'd charge for a small bottle of PTS tattoo ink. $1k plus ADM?

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shellmiro@reddit

And a compulsory $20k watch purchase. Oh, and you can only get the tattoo done at the Porsche dealership

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uberdosage@reddit

And you are obligated to upload a photo of the tattoo, the watch, and the steering wheel of your poorsche.

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Yumago@reddit

Today is April Fools Day just so you know

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DetroitLionsEh@reddit

Did you think OP didn’t know that?

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EatSleepJeep@reddit

From the company that had a whole 911 as an option for the 918. If anyone would, it's Stuttgart.

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FazedCow@reddit (OP)

Yup :) This was one of the better ones I found so thought I'd share!

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Restless0786@reddit

“We know our fans and enthusiasts make our brand their entire personality… so introducing:”

No literally… 💯

This is why until they make a slant nose 911 out of the factory, I’m never buying their overhyped cars 💯 their design philosophy is really infuriating in itself… and part of the reason why they can charge 50k for a simple pinstripe in the paint for a 911 classic 🤡

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stakoverflo@reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day

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yoon235711@reddit

And that option will cost 10k

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Due_Percentage_1929@reddit

April fools

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thatgymdude@reddit

Based on the 911 owners I know, I was expecting this to be completely serious despite being an April fools joke, I still think its potentially real. They are dedicated to these cars in a way that even the most hardcore Tesla fanboys cannot touch. Rennlist even has tattoo threads where people show off them.

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devastationz@reddit

I think having this level of brand loyalty is unhealthy.

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ArguablyTasty@reddit

While I do agree, sometimes the colours automakers create are just cool AF. I got paint matched to Mazda's "Winning Blue" when I fixed up/riced out my first car, and I absolutely adore VW's "Violet Touch"

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