People not knowing that trees have gender and that we indeed plant way more male trees than female trees is just sad.
Btw it's not conspiracy. Male trees are planted because male trees don't produce any fruit. Fruit on public trees is not collected so it would just fall down and rot, creating streets filled with rotting fruits. No one wants to live in the compost bin unless you are a worm.
It's also highly contested. The vast majority of tree species are cosexual and there's very little data to confirm or deny that males are more prevalent than females in urban areas.
This is a single point of conjecture alone.
"Trees have gender" should be corrected to "some types of trees have gender, which is unusual"
If you want to nerd, the trees don't have sex either. Iirc The tree is the sporophyte, which means it makes the gendered gametophytes. It's really wierd and interesting, Google "alternation of generations"
If we are talking about GA having a high pollen count because people planted to many male trees then yeah that is a conspiracy. Our pollen is fucking awful right now because of the weather. February was unusually warm with temperatures reaching the 70s and 80s. The lack of a hard freeze allowed for an early bloom, which intensified when March continued to trend warm and dry.
Most tree species including most used in city plantings are bisexual with normal male and female flowers and will produce pollen anyway. The thing about rotting fruit causing problems is true but they normally work around this by selecting for trees that are small and dry at maturity, or if they want to go with fleshy fruit bearing trees, use cultivars that produce small fruits (like Bradford pears (which are still awful) and Yoshino cherries)
Just give all the fruit from female trees to homeless people. No more wasted polen in the air, compost on the streets or folks lacking fiber in their diet.
If you actually interacted with the homeless at any time, you'd realize they don't want food and/or shit talk you as you give them food because it's not money for drugs.
That's a nice idea, but city workers are already understaffed and underpaid for the most part. Finding enough available publicly funded labor to harvest all that fruit and clean up the rest is not realistic. Streets would quickly become covered with rotten fruit and millions upon millions of flies everywhere.
Most trees are both sexes. I believe this “conspiracy” comes from a misunderstanding — trees can be bred into cultivars that produce a lot less fruit than their native counterparts, but most of the time it’s just doing its thing, pollinating and producing fruit, because that’s how trees work.
Ginko trees can change sex between branches, and this was realized only after they were seemingly planted fucking everywhere. So they still drop those literal dogshit smelling fruits.
Dioecious Trees:
These trees have separate male and female plants, meaning one tree will produce pollen (male) and another will produce seeds/fruits (female).
Examples: Ginkgo, holly, persimmon, and some ash trees.
The claims made about botanical sexism have been contested. Rita Sousa-Silva, an assistant professor of ecology at the University of Leiden, has said that the OPALS rating system has "no scientific background". Some have pointed out that the majority of tree species (~75% globally) are cosexual, meaning they produce flowers with both male and female parts. As a result, a human sexual binary does not apply to most trees, with only 5% globally being dioecious, though this does not preclude the possibility that urban trees could be largely male. William Elmendorf, a professor of urban forestry management at Penn State University, has said that terms like "fruitless" or "podless" were previously used more commonly to refer to dioecious trees selected for low fruit production, such as ginkgos. It has been noted that there is limited data to confirm or deny the claim that male trees are more prevalent than female trees in the urban landscape. The idea that additional female trees would significantly reduce pollen has also been challenged with some instead pointing to planting fewer wind-pollinated species.
Dioecious Trees:
These trees have separate male and female plants, meaning one tree will produce pollen (male) and another will produce seeds/fruits (female).
Examples: Ginkgo, holly, persimmon, and some ash trees.
The state of your life and sadness of your couple you gotta reach to post on twitter about overly male dominate tree area while having a profils picture of you and your bf....
American women really need to find a hobby or something...
Ever since I saw Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, I knew nature had to be stopped. If it gets too powerful, we'll have Treebeards all over the place, smashing our industry.
De_Vils_Ad_VoCaTe@reddit
People not knowing that trees have gender and that we indeed plant way more male trees than female trees is just sad.
Btw it's not conspiracy. Male trees are planted because male trees don't produce any fruit. Fruit on public trees is not collected so it would just fall down and rot, creating streets filled with rotting fruits. No one wants to live in the compost bin unless you are a worm.
rdypercset@reddit
Whoa there. Are you sure? What about the SAAARS?
Exurota@reddit
It's also highly contested. The vast majority of tree species are cosexual and there's very little data to confirm or deny that males are more prevalent than females in urban areas.
This is a single point of conjecture alone.
"Trees have gender" should be corrected to "some types of trees have gender, which is unusual"
i_liked_it_good_job@reddit
trees don't have gender, they have sex ☝️🤓
simp4malvina@reddit
I've never seen a tree having sex
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
No one has seen you having sex either
Ancient0wl@reddit
That was the plot of an entire episode of Ugly Americans. Wish I could forget it.
cosplay-degenerate@reddit
you just need to look harder.
simp4malvina@reddit
ZAMN She's 135????
Magsec5@reddit
Excuse me, she’s under age.
Sad-Bumblebee-3598@reddit
She's 17 years,364 days you sick fuck
oldmanshoutinatcloud@reddit
I wonder which Greek God she pissed off.
CallsYouCunt@reddit
Trees literally cum on your face all the time.
Kokir@reddit
You've never seen a tree giving wood to another tree?
SalvationSycamore@reddit
Yes you have. You're just too much of a virgin to recognize a slutty fir covered in tree cum
Spicyalligator@reddit
They’re shy. They wait until it’s dark out
back_reggin@reddit
I'm an arborsexual, stop trying to erase my gender you fascist.
IrregularrAF@reddit
the sex is literally in the air and making you sneeze on a bad day
digital_pocket_watch@reddit
I have
Prcrstntr@reddit
hes just like me frfr
Usual-Subject-1014@reddit
If you want to nerd, the trees don't have sex either. Iirc The tree is the sporophyte, which means it makes the gendered gametophytes. It's really wierd and interesting, Google "alternation of generations"
Finstersang@reddit
How can they, if I already have all the sex?
Micdap@reddit
Super like
Fickle_Sherbert1453@reddit
eat shit sexhavers
Soggy_Door_2115@reddit
If we are talking about GA having a high pollen count because people planted to many male trees then yeah that is a conspiracy. Our pollen is fucking awful right now because of the weather. February was unusually warm with temperatures reaching the 70s and 80s. The lack of a hard freeze allowed for an early bloom, which intensified when March continued to trend warm and dry.
RIPGeorgeHarrison@reddit
Most tree species including most used in city plantings are bisexual with normal male and female flowers and will produce pollen anyway. The thing about rotting fruit causing problems is true but they normally work around this by selecting for trees that are small and dry at maturity, or if they want to go with fleshy fruit bearing trees, use cultivars that produce small fruits (like Bradford pears (which are still awful) and Yoshino cherries)
CremousDelight@reddit
Just give all the fruit from female trees to homeless people. No more wasted polen in the air, compost on the streets or folks lacking fiber in their diet.
Puccini100399@reddit
They don't want fruit. They can't sell it for drugs or booze
fezzuk@reddit
You can use the fruit to make booze.
Avid_Tagger@reddit
It's the Irishman's dilemma, do you eat the potato now or distil it to drink it later?
dicerollingprogram@reddit
Most trees produce inedible fruit
RawketPropelled37@reddit
If you actually interacted with the homeless at any time, you'd realize they don't want food and/or shit talk you as you give them food because it's not money for drugs.
Chadzuma@reddit
Well if there was free fruit nobody wanted all over the place maybe they'd be able to make some booze
MrCattsDad@reddit
Bro these aren't apple trees, fruit from most trees means like inedible-barely edible balls of seeds, membrane, and a tiny bit of starchy sugar.
bittercripple6969@reddit
If it's fruit like Laurel Figs, you don't want to eat it. Very nast.
Outrageous_Gas7842@reddit
That's a nice idea, but city workers are already understaffed and underpaid for the most part. Finding enough available publicly funded labor to harvest all that fruit and clean up the rest is not realistic. Streets would quickly become covered with rotten fruit and millions upon millions of flies everywhere.
ujelly_fish@reddit
Most trees are both sexes. I believe this “conspiracy” comes from a misunderstanding — trees can be bred into cultivars that produce a lot less fruit than their native counterparts, but most of the time it’s just doing its thing, pollinating and producing fruit, because that’s how trees work.
Finstersang@reddit
It´s a slider between "rotting fruits everywhere" and "choking on tree jizz"
Maz2742@reddit
I'd go with rotting fruits, as it'd keep the raccoons out of the trash
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GodlessPerson@reddit
It is, in fact, a feminist conspiracy. Most trees don't work like that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botanical_sexism
havoc1428@reddit
Ginko trees can change sex between branches, and this was realized only after they were seemingly planted fucking everywhere. So they still drop those literal dogshit smelling fruits.
deliciouscorn@reddit
Life uh… finds a way
SwimmingResist5393@reddit
Free fruit? And deprived the McDonald's fry cooks of a wage and work?
RedditTriggerHappy@reddit
Not sure why this Twitter user is assuming the gender of these trees
ParticularConcept548@reddit
Question the science when it's not supporting your agenda. Many such cases
LordWetFart@reddit
Dioecious Trees: These trees have separate male and female plants, meaning one tree will produce pollen (male) and another will produce seeds/fruits (female). Examples: Ginkgo, holly, persimmon, and some ash trees.
Clicky27@reddit
Ginkgo trees (and the others but I'm not certain). Produce both, they always produce both, sometimes at different rates but always both.
Strider_27@reddit
Thank you lordwetfart. Your knowledge is unsurpassed
Complete-Repeat-418@reddit
so we're all just breathing in tree cum?
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Can trees have a penis?
solarscopez@reddit
Yeh its called a treenis hehe
TrapNT@reddit
Just make trangender surgery on trees no?
LooseButtPlug@reddit
They don't even need surgery, they just need to feel like the other gender...
Prcrstntr@reddit
It's called grafting and it's art
Airpau@reddit
Nobody is donating tree pussy so they can't do the surgery
A_Blue_Potion@reddit
So... the world becomes Mexico?
Absolutemehguy@reddit
ProblemEfficient6502@reddit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botanical_sexism
GodlessPerson@reddit
home_rolled@reddit
Avatar checks out
ConductorBeluga@reddit
No way you're self reporting how stupid you are this hard
QFB-procrastinator@reddit
Aren’t most tree species ermaphrodites? How do you plant too many male trees?
GodlessPerson@reddit
Yes, it's false. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botanical_sexism
LordWetFart@reddit
Dioecious Trees: These trees have separate male and female plants, meaning one tree will produce pollen (male) and another will produce seeds/fruits (female). Examples: Ginkgo, holly, persimmon, and some ash trees.
sharterfart@reddit
trees forcing humans to breathe in their treesperm air
based
nugssssssssssssssss@reddit
They counted each particle of pollen? Impressive
victor4700@reddit
Are the people planting male trees in the room with us now?
Wake up sheeple this is big allergy waging a war via bioweaponry to maximize shareholder value.
LordWetFart@reddit
Do you think male and female plants make pollen?
victor4700@reddit
The Bible said Adam and Eve not adam and Steve
ch1zzm0nster@reddit
Based and refilled treecucks
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
Where the fuck are the Entwives
BanzaiKen@reddit
Apparently the Ents and the Lorac are really into bukkake and are plastering the one line female tree in the entire area.
Prcrstntr@reddit
This happens in asia lmao
ResponsibleSeries411@reddit
The state of your life and sadness of your couple you gotta reach to post on twitter about overly male dominate tree area while having a profils picture of you and your bf....
American women really need to find a hobby or something...
My_reddit_strawman@reddit
The missing entwives was prophetic
jakethemongoose@reddit
Die? Nooooo. Weeeee lost theem. And now we cannot find them.
teleologicalrizz@reddit
Lmao imagine living in georgia walking around all day breathing in tree cum
miss me with that gay shit
blackmobius@reddit
Why are people like this
ConductorBeluga@reddit
You are an embarrassment to your gene line
canshetho@reddit
Trees aren't people
GimpboyAlmighty@reddit
Do you actually not know?
pressresetnow@reddit
Entcels 🤦♂️ anons never cease to amaze
Mr_Paper@reddit
Ever since I saw Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, I knew nature had to be stopped. If it gets too powerful, we'll have Treebeards all over the place, smashing our industry.