IMPORTANT: from now on out, only Anime Titties will be allowed on r/anime_titties

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Zosimas@reddit

r/worldnews has just announced they will stop banning people for anti-zionist views, so all is fine!

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StunningRing5465@reddit

Oh. It was actually this comment that made me realize it’s April Fools

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devilsbard@reddit

You east coast folks tricking us west coaster already.

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dailycyberiad@reddit

You American folk tricking us Europeans already!

In my country, our equivalent to "April's fools" is celebrated on December 28th, the Day of the Innocent. So going online on April 1st is always a mindfuck, jajaja.

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snowflake37wao@reddit

The only time I have seen jajaja is talking to a Brazilian friend. She calls me sefado. I dunno

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Rmnhernan@reddit

That's weird, brazilians don't really jajaja, they ashuashuas iirc

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snowflake37wao@reddit

Im sure this is funny, yet thats as far as the extent of my contexts as dumb American go lol

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snowflake37wao@reddit

ah that makes sense! how about sefado? I couldnt get a good translation but I knew the vibe we had going and before looking it up inferred it as you rascal something something naughty boy something?

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thcordova@reddit

Lol, safado means dirty maybe in a sexual way

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OssumFried@reddit

Fuckin' hell, I'm in Boise and hungover from Treefort still and forgot that time works the way it does.

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Ha ha, how did you miss such a glaringly obvious joke! How silly you must feel, what a rube! I am very intelligent, very switched on, and have a very finely tuned weirdness filter so obviously I spotted the jest straight away.

Anime titties, indeed.

(/Cancels 37 pending posts and closes folder)

But thank you for explicitly saying this, on behalf of the gullible.

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-Random-Gamer-@reddit

oh.

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dancestomusic@reddit

Omg. I was like whelp I guess I'll be leaving this sub until I read your comment. 😂😂

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NatureTrailToHell3D@reddit

And your comment actually made me realize it’s April Fools, but not the one you’re replying to. Sometimes you just need it spelled out. Also in my time zone it’s still March, there are dozens of us!

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StunningRing5465@reddit

America is so backwards. How are you a whole month behind. Embarrassing

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deviationblue@reddit

America is so much further than one month behind the rest of the world. :(

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NatureTrailToHell3D@reddit

Age before beauty, my friend.

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IAmDentalNinja@reddit

Well played

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TimeWandrer@reddit

Same lol

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Johnny_C13@reddit

Same. Tells you all you need to know about /worldnews.

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MaccabreesDance@reddit

April Fools doesn't hit as hard in the Year of the Idiot.

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baggyzed@reddit

It hits harder, because you already expect it to be true. They sure got me, especially with the part about no nudity.

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Ardeet@reddit

Wow, then count me as slower than you.

Your comment on the comment literally spelling it out made it click for me.

Slightly disgusted self face palm.

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One-of-Twelve@reddit

If we don't laugh it's just tragic!

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Rabrab123@reddit

Hahahaha same. What a world we live in.

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LunaTheMoon2@reddit

Lmfao, same

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Chloe1906@reddit

I got banned there for pointing out that settlements in the West Bank were an obstacle to peace.

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BufferUnderpants@reddit

I got banned for telling someone of “administrative” (i.e. arbitrary) detention by the IDF in the West Bank

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cazbot@reddit

I got banned for pointing out that it’s wrong to kill hostages.

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tmpope123@reddit

I got banned for pointing out that under their logic, Netanyahu is anti-semetic because he publically supported Hamas and gave them money. I even posted a link to an article from the Jerusalem times...

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Own_Thing_4364@reddit

I got banned from r/Palestine for saying the Martyr's Fund is an obstacle to peace.

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Kate090996@reddit

In the list of obstacles that's more like a tiny bump on the road. Considering the 800 or more actual roadblocks, barriers and checkpoints and the colonialists stealing houses and land, the martyr's fund would break the top 300 obstacles for peace.

If you have said that it's something that has to be resolved before establishing a peace agreement, that can be a valid point, but to say it's an obstacle to peace itself that's hypocrisy.

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Kate090996@reddit

I didn't even know I was banned, I was shadow banned. I can still comment but the comments don't appear. It took me a few comments to realize it.

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daneoid@reddit

I linked articles proving Israel used human shields.

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Midnight_Manatee@reddit

Pretty much same I wasn't rude or anything just pointed out that maybe having so many illegal settlements in Gaza and the westbank was not a good idea if you don't want resistance groups forming.

Banned asked for clarification of what rule I broke and it's been complete silence from the whole mod team.

It's actually crazy how that sub is so locked down but you don't realise it unless you say something slightly out of line with the mods beliefs

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blackheartwhiterose@reddit

There are many subs like that, but it is an extreme example

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kangasplat@reddit

It's insane to me how most political subreddits are completely polarised in one or the other extreme direction.

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Maardten@reddit

I was banned for disputing that 'queers for hamas' is a thing.

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fre-ddo@reddit

Lol the Fythe Eyz have decided they are no longer interested in moderating the forum thanks to DOGE cuts.

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boringusername@reddit

At this point being banned by r/worldnews is a badge of honor.

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warnie685@reddit

If you are still allowed to post there you must be a pretty horrible person

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d1ngal1ng@reddit

I'm not banned because I just stopped going there. I did get banned from r/news for complaining about the bias in r/worldnews in a comment which was kinda strange.

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boringusername@reddit

I don't usually go there, but I'll do my best in the incoming weeks

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warnie685@reddit

Hehe, it shouldn't be hard, just say genocide or ethnic cleansing is wrong and you won't be long getting banned

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JustADutchRudder@reddit

I got banned for sarcastically stating that Trump surely cares about poor people like you. To a guy who stated he was poor and knew Trump was gonna make his life better.

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Roland_91_@reddit

I got banned from world news for being pro israel - :(

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Aaron_Hamm@reddit

Wait I'm allowed to go back?!

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CaptainOktoberfest@reddit

I actually got banned from r/worldnews for confirming immigrants into the EU have more kids than non-immigrants. Didn't have any other comment positive or negative but that was enough to get banned.

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leto78@reddit

I got banned for saying that the UK had a broken asylum seeker system and that they should process everyone quicker and deport the ones that are denied asylum.

This is literally the goal of every moderate political party in Europe, both on the left and on the right.

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SabziZindagi@reddit

I don't think you know much about the UK

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tmpope123@reddit

I mean, of they're talking about the last 18 months of the Tory administration, they're correct. The Tories just halted all asylum claims and then had to deal with increasing costs to house asylum seekers while they tried (and failed) to ~~deport them to Rwanda~~ move them to an offshore processing center.

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HyperionSaber@reddit

Their comment is accurate. What do you mean?

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kangasplat@reddit

If it's anything like in Germany, it's not that easy. Sometimes it's not possible to deport people into their home country. And you need some good reasons to deport someone to a country they aren't from. So even if they don't get legal status, it's not trivial to put them somewhere.

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SabziZindagi@reddit

We don't really need American racists trying to 'help' us, but ok.

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CaptainOktoberfest@reddit

Tell me what was racist

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Chirotera@reddit

I wasn't banned but I've never skirted out of a sub so fast. Just full mask off racism and genocide encouragement in every post and response. It was disgusting.

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Magicspook@reddit

I was permabanned there for saying that so many Israelis there had a victim complex and all they ever did was post 'woe is me' type of comments in every thread. I didn't even mention the war in Gaza or Zionism or anything. The only reason I am in that subreddit is for Ukraine

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Private-Kyle@reddit

I got banned for saying Poland is cool

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Magicspook@reddit

I mean, did you really expect to get away with such a controversial statement? /s

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Kenobi_High_Ground@reddit

r/worldnews has just announced they will stop banning people for

Having a opinion based in reality and isn't the "Official Liberal Virtue Signalling Narrative"

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Algaeruletheworld@reddit

I got banned for asking why they were posting about “Hamas killing a 22 year old” and not children human shields

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Mythosaurus@reddit

They should only allow posts from people that WERE banned for calling out Zionism

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Also we just heavily reduced posting restrictions so if you account is under a year old you can still post.

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TheBlackSapphire@reddit

testing testing 150 character limit something something

help me predictive text or call my office if you'd prefer not mean to be introduced in this way or the most important part in your career is the fact that your company will provide the opportunity for the introduction of a smoking cat.

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snowflake37wao@reddit

Politics can wait, I think we need to talk about this smoking office cat you got

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TheBlackSapphire@reddit

that's what the global elites don't want you to know about.

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kirosayshowdy@reddit

are <150-character comments allowed

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Ideally yes but we are having some technical issues now so we need to manually approve them. It should be fixed in at most a couple of hours.

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Fallen_Walrus@reddit

Will it be permanent or just for...this event

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kirosayshowdy@reddit

thank you Rollen73 the law

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CurlSagan@reddit

Please remove the 150 character comment limit. Today is the official international holiday for internet shitposting.

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PlutoJones42@reddit

The world is healing

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Legitimate-Ad-7480@reddit

Took me wayyyy too long to remember it was april 1st, I was about to start a fight

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LibertyLizard@reddit

Fuck /u/spez. Free the nipples!

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babycart_of_sherdog@reddit

It's that time of the year..! 🎄

Ooops! Wrong season! 😜

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ill_change_it@reddit

It's that time of the year 🤡

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Consistent_Bed_7607@reddit

Damn I was gargling in this bait for a solid minute, holy shit

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Coy you approve me I wanna post some anime tittties.

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Try posting and tell me id it works

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

It doesn't work, maybe try to verify me?

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Done

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

It still doesn't work

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Yeah sorry it did not go through. I just approved you.

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Okay I got a message telling that I am an approved user but I still can't post without the author deleting because of CS ressons

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

I will just manually approve your posts then.

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Could approve my recent post?

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Could approve my recent post?

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/s/fcrclEUMAc

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Okay thanks

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SerqetCity@reddit

Best day of the year, and not just because of this subreddit!

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ServantOfBeing@reddit

Almost forgot the date. :o

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EvolutionaryLens@reddit

I did. Completely

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ThorsMustache_ps4@reddit

me too, almost unsubbed!! lol

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Idiotic_experimenter@reddit

please tell me its an april fool's joke.

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ecafyelims@reddit

no full frontal nudity

That explains why! If that's the price to keep anime titties, I'm happy to pay it.

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Kn14@reddit

I remember finding this subreddit and being pleasantly surprised at the contents only to get blindsided on public transport on April 1.

I also recall that there was a news named subreddit that only shows anime boobs all year except for April 1 when it flips to news like it’s a negative of this sub. Was I imagining it??

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Actedpie@reddit

r/worldpolitics ?

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Kn14@reddit

That’s the one! LOL

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ZeerVreemd@reddit

So, the trolls and shills "won" again... Great....

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Davidat0r@reddit

Check the date ;)

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ZeerVreemd@reddit

Ah, crap.

LOL.

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Syrairc@reddit

It's been 30 minutes and I haven't seen a single titty here. I've had to go to r/worldnews to see a bunch of giant boobs.

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joedude@reddit

Wait actually when did world News stop being anime titties lmao

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Bukaro21@reddit

I think you're confusing it with r/worldpolitics

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joedude@reddit

I am Ty haha

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fake-wing@reddit

Neat! I go there to see tons of pussies!

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laasbuk@reddit

( . y . )

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powerchicken@reddit

Huh, just checked and I see no boobs over there, just a bunch of giant twats.

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Wise-Hornet7701@reddit

Bro check again

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Be the change you want to see in the world my friend.

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New-Disk-2520@reddit

here it says that this sub doesn't allow images

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

We fixed that thankfully.

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Syrairc@reddit

Nobody wants to see my boobs. I tried onlyfans and they recommended I pay people to subscribe rather than charge them.

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ChthonicFractal@reddit

voluptuously breasted men

I'm sorry, what?

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The_Northern_Light@reddit

This guy doesn’t lift 😬

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LadyAlexandre@reddit

I once sent my brother an article from this sub and he was shocked “why are you on a subreddit for anime titties?!?”

Has this happened to anyone else when you’ve shared a link?

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The_Northern_Light@reddit

Because you’re a person of culture and learning, obviously 🙄

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Kizik@reddit

The appropriate response is to ask why they aren't.

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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit

I have never seen anime titties on this reddit subreddit

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LiberalAspergers@reddit

You have to go to r/worldpolitics for that. Sadly.

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Dire_Wolf45@reddit

just saw my first about an hr ago.

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Burswode@reddit

Happens every year

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I_luv_ma_squad@reddit

The fact there won’t be any actual titties on a self-titled “titties” subreddit after saying they are going back to titties content is kind of more disappointing than, I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore, I’m drunk.

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Iraqi_Weeb99@reddit

Could you approve my anime titties post?

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/s/9x7Q1oJAai

Also could you remove the 150 characters rule just for today? It doesn't let me post comments.

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AniTaneen@reddit

Very important question, are the depictions of men with out any nipples allowed to be posted?

As an eldritch being with real life yaoi hands, I feel very seen by this depiction of lacking mammalian glands: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yaoi-hands

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

[removed]

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HumanIndependent7087@reddit

(I knew this sub does this annually and still fell for it hahaha)

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Failg123@reddit

Oh great, just what every serious political discussion needs—boobs. Because nothing says “rational debate” like derailing conversations with cheap dopamine hits.

Clearly, the best way to stay informed about global affairs is by scrolling past anime tiddies sandwiched between discussions on economic policy.

Totally not a distraction. Totally not reinforcing short attention spans, body dysmorphia, or the slow erosion of meaningful discourse.

But hey, who needs critical thinking when we can have a side of objectification with our politics? Brilliant move.

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MehmetPasha1453@reddit

aah shit its april 1st again...

some more so i can pass the comment lenght rule:

aah shit its april 1st again... aah shit its april 1st again... aah shit its april 1st again... aah shit its april 1st again...

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MehmetPasha1453@reddit

aah shit its april 1st again...

here are some more characters so i can pass the dumb rule...

aah shit its april 1st again... aah shit its april 1st again... aah shit its april 1st again...

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Sno_Wolf@reddit

*checks calendar*

It begins...

The rest of this post exists to bypass Automod.

The top-level comment you have submitted is shorter than 150 characters and has been removed. Per Rule 2.4.3, top-level comments must be at minimum 150 characters long. Consider quoting a section of the article, or elaborating on your comment, to fulfill the 150-character requirement.

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Random_idiot908@reddit

Early morning scrolling had me double taking to see how many hours ago this was posted lol

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Makyr_Drone@reddit

Finally some good news.

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happycow24@reddit

based

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IWorkForDickJones@reddit

And I’m out.

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IWorkForDickJones@reddit

Lame.

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ContessaChaos@reddit

Damn it, man! wooshed me.

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cfrutiger@reddit

Past midnight where the mods live.

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monocasa@reddit

Or they just decided to do it on us eastern.

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afsgal@reddit

About time man.

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tamal4444@reddit

Finally some good news.

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theprodigalslouch@reddit

Dear mods. I cannot post images

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Fixed

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theprodigalslouch@reddit

Finally. Justice

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zootbot@reddit

Image posting isn’t enabled 🫨

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Fixed

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Fallen_Walrus@reddit

Don't suppose we can actually get rid of the 150 word minimum? It's super annoying and I feel really makes getting an education on being able to relay information effectively is being punished

As she sat watching the world go by, something caught her eye. It wasn't so much its color or shape, but the way it was moving. She squinted to see if she could better understand what it was and where it was going, but it didn't help. As she continued to stare into the distance, she didn't understand why this uneasiness was building inside her body. She felt like she should get up and run. If only she could make out what it was. At that moment, she comprehended what it was and where it was heading, and she knew her life would never be the same.

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