It's my 46th birthday today!
Posted by Alice_600@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 107 comments
I can't believe it—I'm 46! How did this happen?
Posted by Alice_600@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 107 comments
I can't believe it—I'm 46! How did this happen?
F-T-H-C@reddit
Happy birthday!!!!!! I hope it’s a great day for you!!!!Cheers!!!
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80cartoonyall@reddit
Happy Birthday
Lornesto@reddit
I'm 45 today! Happy fuckin' birthday to us.
maen_baenne@reddit
I'm 44 today. Happy birthday to you old farts!
FriskyDingoOMG@reddit
I’m 41 today, this is wild lol.
Internal_Craft_3513@reddit
Happy birthday everyone!! Today’s also my 44th!!
ttw81@reddit
happy birthday to you both,
i'm 44 tomorrow.
Sydney2London@reddit
My wife is 40 today :) happy birthday everyone!!!
are_you_scared_yet@reddit
I'll be joining you in a few days.
Honestly, I feel pretty much the same as I did at 26, if you don't count the tinnitus, arthritis, extra weight, chronic joint and back pain, crushing stress, creeping depression, and that fun little sense of loneliness that shows up uninvited.
trashboatfourtwenty@reddit
I feel ya, and was thinking similar thoughts. I have found acceptance of some things and patience with and action towards others has helped with these things, but it took a lot of time to change my approach and it is definitely still a work in progress haha. Happy early birthday to us both, and let's keep our chins up for we are not alone
are_you_scared_yet@reddit
Yeah, acceptance is the key. I used to stress way too much about things I couldn't change.
Retroencabulatr@reddit
Happy birthday, OP! 🥳🥳
I turn 41 tomorrow.
nampezdel@reddit
Congrats! I hit 45 on Saturday!
KaleidoscopeLegal583@reddit
One day at a time
Charming_Jello9956@reddit
Worth-Weather-5437@reddit
I’m 44 today! Happy birthday, birthday twin!
analogthought@reddit
As a fellow soon to be 46’er…
i_take_shits@reddit
They do say that your forties are your old age of your youth and your youth of old age
PizzaThrives@reddit
lfmao, this is so legit
anonymoose_2048@reddit
Happy Birthday! 4 years until your colonoscopy!
Brilliant_Drop8032@reddit
I just completed the crap-in-a-box-drop-it-off-at-the-UPS Store screening (a/k/a Cologuard). Let me tell you…quite the experience. Better than the alternative though, I suppose. Came back negative, so I don’t have to do that again for another 5 years now!
all_no_pALL@reddit
Here here to legally shipping shit and getting the stay of execution!
handsomeape95@reddit
Akshually... screening is now recommended at 45.
anonymoose_2048@reddit
I’m 42 and will be 43 in June. Just had a check up and the doctor told me unless I have a high risk or a lot of family history I wouldn’t need a full on colonoscopy until 50. She may have meant doing one of the Cologuard-type test at 45 though. We’ll see.
hiphophippie99@reddit
I got my first schmear packet last month. I've been too scared to do it, I might just opt for the finger.
PizzaThrives@reddit
Upvote for the metroid quote. But damn you for making that test closer into my future.
RangerFan80@reddit
That's what I heard... Just turned 45 last month, got a doctor's appt in May.
BlackPhoenix1981@reddit
Happy birthday!
husheveryone@reddit
HBD, ya little Spring Chicken! 🐣🥳🎉
nd379@reddit
Happy happy happy birthday to you!!!
GuybrushBeeblebrox@reddit
Happy birthday. Turned 47 in Dec
topshelfvanilla@reddit
Happy Ney Year
DerbGentler@reddit
Happy f' Birthday to all of you! 🎈🥳🎉
illinoishokie@reddit
Welcome to the back half of your 40s. Your ibuprofen pez dispenser should be arriving soon.
Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit
Soon? I needed that when I turned 30. I swear I turned 30 and joints started making noises.
Intelligent-Tie-6759@reddit
45 in July. Half way to 90. Not that I expect to make it that far!
Happy birthday!
PsionicKitten@reddit
Well, it's a bit late be to learnin' bout them birds and the bees, but who am I to judge? Your parents did the McLovin ~46.75 years ago.
be_loved_freak@reddit
Beliliou74@reddit
Happy birthday 🎈🎁🎉
Do_it_My_Way-79@reddit
Just had my 46th a couple weeks ago. We’re practically twins!
exact0khan@reddit
Congrats old school.. i found my original 1987 egon toy yesterday. I hope you have a Ghostbusters themed party this weekend coming.
Potential_Shelter624@reddit
HBD 🥳
MaddyKet@reddit
kg51113@reddit
-Disagreeable-@reddit
Happy birthday, you old boot.
FiK-SiR@reddit
My birthday is less than two weeks away. I realized the time between 9/11 and now is the time between now and when we turn 70. It really does go by fast!
Academic_Antelope292@reddit
Welcome to 46. Happiest of Birthdays!
CozmicOwl16@reddit
Happy birthday!!
Hot-Back5725@reddit
Happy birthday! I turned 48 yesterday.
fakewoke247@reddit
Happy birthday. I'll be 44 tomorrow
Dog_Baseball@reddit
oh_wll_whtvr_nvrmnd@reddit
Happy Birthday, fellow Smashing Pumpkins song!
jlangemann-man@reddit
Happy birthday to you!
Svenderhof@reddit
Ha ha! Old.
Liquid_Spider_@reddit
I'm 42 in a few days...feels strange to even type that sentence
Dramatic-Dark-4046@reddit
I don’t feel tardy
SaccharineHuxley@reddit
Give me something to write on!
Dimebag0352@reddit
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.
AnonymousIdentityMan@reddit
46 is the new 36.
bronze-flamingo@reddit
My back disagrees
sator-2D-rotas@reddit
Just saw a t shirt that said ‘My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting’ and I want one badly.
AnonymousIdentityMan@reddit
It depends on how your diet and weight training is including supplements.
Easy-Carrot213@reddit
I’m right behind you. I’ll be 46 on April 30th.
Pitiful-Body-780@reddit
79 reppin
haminator_22@reddit
🦾
ApatheistHeretic@reddit
Congrats?
I'll be 45 later this year too. My late 20s and all of my 30s were a blur.
the_matthman@reddit
You have one more year left in your mid-40s. Cherish this era of your life; it’s been my favorite so far.
KSamIAm79@reddit
I’m only 10 days behind you! Happy Birthday!!
Logical-Locksmith178@reddit
Happy birthday mutha-fuka !!
lucidguppy@reddit
We're all hurtling through time at the speed of light. Prepare for time dilation.
imarebelpilot@reddit
Happy Birthday!
Ok-Association-2134@reddit
I’m a week behind you fellow 79er …. Happy Birthday
DickMartin@reddit
Happy Birthday “Big Guy”… From Captain Zoom!!
wardfu9@reddit
46 tomorrow. Hope it goes well.
sundaycomicssection@reddit
You are now the same age as Christopher Lloyd when he played Doc Brown in the original Back to the Future.
Coyote_Roadrunna@reddit
Great Scott
PizzaThrives@reddit
I hear you bro... I'm gaining on you. Being in our 40s is infuckin'sane
This-Elk-6837@reddit
nahmahnahm@reddit
Go to hell, you old bastard!
handsomeape95@reddit
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Insufficient_Mind_@reddit
Happy 46th Birthday! 🎂 🥳 🎉
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
You just wanted 50 million "happy birthday" comments, huh?
ParticularTackle9098@reddit
Welcome my fellow 79r!
MisterHyman@reddit
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blondie0389@reddit
Happy birthday! I turn 46 in September and am absolutely dreading it. It’s too close to 50.
keyboard_jock3y@reddit
Me too. I turn 46 in December and am dreading 50.
nochumplovesucka__@reddit
48 in July 😵💫😵💫
CarlSpackler22@reddit
Time
someguyfromsk@reddit
46 is so 3 weeks ago. 🎂
scottnebula@reddit
Mine too!
BoyznGirlznBabes@reddit
Cheers!
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dkmccll@reddit
Nov 79, joining you soon enough...have a great birthday! Don't stress too much, it's all good 👍
VinceAmonte@reddit
Happy Birthday 🎂🍰🎁🎈
StNic54@reddit
Happy 46! Hope you have a wonderful day!
often_awkward@reddit
I turned 46 on the 14th. So far, not so bad. Also, happy birthday fellow March of "79 baby!
Kim_Wexler8336@reddit
That was me last month; I feel your pain. 😩
dirtyracoon25@reddit
Almost old enough to grow up!
imascoobie@reddit
I hope you're celebrating with pizza and ice cream!
AdComfortable5486@reddit
Happy birthday!
WashAfterWearing@reddit
Happy bir-yay!
Comfortable-nerve78@reddit
Happy 46th.
thisolddog1@reddit
Happy Happy Birthday!
Hike711@reddit
HBD … we share the same one (diff year)
ShinePretend3772@reddit
Did you go to work today?
ForeverLopsided1006@reddit
Congrats! Happy Birthday! I’ll be joining you later this year.
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
Happy Bday!
ConfidentOutcome9554@reddit
Good onya. HB