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Lextruther@reddit

I know this shits fun and we roastin here, but I have met so many girls who are unironically this. I have a friend who had a girl break up with him because he bought a rubber chicken as a gag gift after she mentioned she doesn't see why they're funny.

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Grayseal@reddit

tip: stop dating shitty people

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PaidMoreThanJanitor@reddit

Alas, I can't choose to be gay.

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Grayseal@reddit

move to Afghanistan

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Lextruther@reddit

Okay, I will stop dating "my friend who had a girl break up with him"

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Grayseal@reddit

well, he should stop dating shitty people.

people should generally not be looking at "shitty X" and thinking "wow X are all shitty".

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Lextruther@reddit

Actually, people should generally not be denying that there are atypical quirks that both sexes have, and stop taking it personally when someone mentions it on Reddit.

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

It's not their fault really, when your life is driven by emotions instead of logic this can happen often, plus an inflated sense of self will make you think that everything out there is about yourself.

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Lextruther@reddit

I mean...you're describing agency. If a person cannot be faulted for their own over-reactions and narrative shifts, who then does the fault lie on?

Or do you mean this is like a scorpion / frog situation where its actually all guys fault for getting involved in the first place with natures tornado?

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gami13@reddit

we infantilize women a lot as a society, so a lot of them never have to take responsibility for their actions thus never develop as people

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Vidya_Gainz@reddit

In that tale, the scorpion is 100% a western woman.

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Lextruther@reddit

....yeah im aware. Im the one that brought it up.

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

I didn't say they can't control their reaction, I just said that's their nature, also since women have more empathy than men it makes sense that they get offendend so often especially in the name of others, the same reason is why most social justice warriors are women.

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Lextruther@reddit

Yeah that over abundance of empathy thing really yields for a TON of shit getting called "mean". Its kindof wild.

Like my dog will shit on the floor. I'll pick her up, show her the shit, and say "NO! Bad dog!" and my wife is like "Stop being mean". It is absolutely infuriating this situation is a natural, common occurrence.

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Grayseal@reddit

it sounds more like you have a bad taste in women

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Lextruther@reddit

Sounds more like I hit a nerve.

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NautilusStrikes@reddit

I hate it when I get scolded for shitting in the middle of the floor, too. Go easy on your wife, try the compliment sandwich.

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Lextruther@reddit

wut

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carrot1890@reddit

A lot of that legendary empathy is just solipsistic projection (either accountability dodging or creating self serving narratives) or performative sympathy though.

For Nature's empaths they're remarkably consisently off the mark with Men, Right-wingers, Terrorists, Minorities, bad women, Incels, other cultures, Christians, Muslims, the rich, causes for historic social norms. Basically everyone tbh.

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Lextruther@reddit

You might be my new favorite Redditor.

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Grayseal@reddit

today we are euphoric. enlightened by our intelligence. our lives driven by facts and logic, never distracted by emotions as we study the blade.

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

Amen!

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bassinlimbo@reddit

To me this reads as a non isolated issue. Your friend has reduced the break up to that but a lot of times there is probably more to it.

Maybe she already wasn’t that into him and felt on the fence and he deliberately bought her a gag gift she already stated that she didn’t find funny. So what? He could laugh at her reaction? Bye

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Please_Dial8@reddit

R*dditor for 8 years

Fascinating how you can always tell

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Lextruther@reddit

Your friend has reduced the break up to that but a lot of times there is probably more to it.

No, she told him. It was pretty weird.

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bassinlimbo@reddit

Yeah I’m saying she used it as an excuse probably. If she actually liked him I doubt she’d end it over that.

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Lextruther@reddit

Well, you would know better than me, I've only known them both over 5 years and you're a total stranger on Reddit who doesn't even know their names, so yeah I guess you're right.

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bassinlimbo@reddit

Fair enough

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Intoxic8edOne@reddit

If all the girls you're meeting are assholes, check the common denominator

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Lextruther@reddit

K, I'll do that the very second that "all the girls I meet are assholes".

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andrebadass@reddit

Warband player based

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WhiteSepulchre@reddit

this is like a boomer comic strip

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Krunkbuster@reddit

Some fraction of 4chan posts are generative AI. Various entities have admitted to doing this, such as a ML YouTuber and Stanford university as part of a study.

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nhtj@reddit

4chan humor was supposed to be peak edge earlier now it's just normie taylor swift bad jokes.

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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

What if I told you 4chan was never "good"?

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flex_tape_salesman@reddit

It's filled with retards of course it's going to be hit or miss

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FatalLaughter@reddit

I guess I never miss huh

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QAquaIceCold@reddit

Fuck you, genuinely.

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IronSurfDragon@reddit

Please do not open up that Pandora's box again.

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JockstrapCummies@reddit

That huge penis though.

I'm still envious.

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cXs808@reddit

this sub is redditors screenshotting things they find funny from 4chan, it's almost always going to be miss.

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ABHOR_pod@reddit

The threads they don't screenshot are revenge porn, log threads, and AI hentai that's illegal in most of the world so I'm not sure what you think they're missing.

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DazedAndTrippy@reddit

If only we had /po/ 4chan would be funny aging, but alas...

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AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit

You’re on Reddit and expecting the best of 4chan to be posted here

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schmitzel88@reddit

wife bad

popular music bad

woman dumb

It really does hit on all the boomer talking points

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SaltyProfessional@reddit

Except the first point which is ofc subjective, those are universal truths.

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ProtoLibturd@reddit

From a time women existed

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__redruM@reddit

It really needs a sprinkling of racism. And boomers don’t know Taylor Swift or CDs. Maybe:

Have you tried removing that Micheal Jackson 8 track tape?

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nullv@reddit

The only thing that's missing is OP being fat and ugly, but since they're posting on 4chat it's already implied.

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cucumbercat7@reddit

you'll understand when you're older young zoomer

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schmitzel88@reddit

I'm in my mid 30s and married, but joke understood either way

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PumaGTB@reddit

imagine zoomer jokes about enby spouses

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Jumpy-Dentist6682@reddit

That's exactly why I like it so much

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upyoursize@reddit

Humor is cyclical.

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the_glengarry_leads@reddit

this humor is definitely forklift certified

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5redie8@reddit

It's genuinely pathetic, and for 4chan the bar is so low that it's almost impressive

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SonOfThorss@reddit

Better than the pedo shit

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Moist_Matt@reddit

Redditors fuming at some top bants. Typical.

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nwbell@reddit

Many such cases

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CertifiedSheep@reddit

“Top bants”

We made these jokes about Justin bieber when we were like 12, really elite stuff here.

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SaltyProfessional@reddit

I wouldn't call them top bants, but if it makes the Reddit simps seethe uncontrollably, they must be.

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Please_Dial8@reddit

R*dditor for 12 years

Fascinating how you can always tell

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Ake-TL@reddit

Bieber is solid dude, Swifties are hive insects

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NapalmRDT@reddit

He's literally crashing out on some weird drugs right now. Why can he abuse weed like the rest of us functional degenerates

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nikoll-toma@reddit

implying anybody here is mentally beyond a 12yo

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PikaPikaMoFo69@reddit

Absolute plebs

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Grayseal@reddit

if you think this is top i'm really sorry

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Please_Dial8@reddit

R*dditor for 9 years

Fascinating how you can always tell

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Grayseal@reddit

i'm sorry for you too

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Please_Dial8@reddit

N-n-n-no u!!!

Pathetic but predictable, being a r*dditor for so long truly does rot your brain

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Grayseal@reddit

you seem to be taking this not only seriously but also personally. why?

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Please_Dial8@reddit

N-n-n-no u!!!

Pathetic but predictable, being a r*dditor for so long truly does rot your brain

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cucumbercat7@reddit

dilate saar

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Moist_Matt@reddit

What would you have said then? Please enlighten me as to what top bants truly is.

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Ra1nCoat@reddit

spectacul one right here folks

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Noke_swog@reddit

top bants look inside retarded 8th grade indian humor alright

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some_random_nonsense@reddit

It's dog shit and unfunny tho

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HeadedSloth@reddit

cringe

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Akiens@reddit

You know the post is good when the top comments are pure redditry seething

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

You love to see it, I enjoy the smell of freshly activated almonds in the morning.

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Vidya_Gainz@reddit

This post is very computers and I love it.

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Elexium@reddit

People calling your dogshit sense of humour retarded =/= them seething, retard

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Bronzato@reddit

This is what a retarded person thinks relationships are like

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bioniclepriest@reddit

This is what a relationship with a retarded person is like

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SaltyProfessional@reddit

No woman has ever given her partner the notorious "silent treatment" ?

Are you sure you have ever interacted with a woman??

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AffectionatePanic838@reddit

Swifties are like that man, can be even worse

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SonOfThorss@reddit

Unironically a reason why I didn’t go out with a coworker that’s had a fat crush on me for months. Shit is a major red flag

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racktoar@reddit

Like, if you're a fan of her music and personality, cool. But, the way so many of these people just worship her is like mentally ill behaviour.

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edbods@reddit

if it wasn't taylor swift it'd be something or someone else. nicki minaj, donald trump, joe biden, jim jones etc.

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PerfectBlueOnDVD@reddit

Peoples Temple Jim Jones or We Fly High Jim Jones?

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ced14986@reddit

SUP BEETCHES

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edbods@reddit

peoples temple, jonestown

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PerfectBlueOnDVD@reddit

Dipset, Byrd Gang

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NautilusStrikes@reddit

Kool-Aid, Banned Nikes

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thundirbird@reddit

shes the head witch of the celtic order she cast spells to enthrall women

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bublore@reddit

I never got that, usually idol worshippers go for someone noticeably regarded or at least flamboyant in some way. Taylor Swift is one of the blandest most forgettable singer I've ever seen or heard in my life.

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orthopod@reddit

Yeah, my wife and I turned into some concert of hers too see what the fuss was about, as I literally knew 1 song by her.

It was the most generic, boring crap I've ever heard, and we changed stations after 20minutes.

It's like music for people who don't like music. Just background noise.

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Vidya_Gainz@reddit

That's why basic white women love her.

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thehecticepileptic@reddit

Bro I have a cousin who is a hardcore Swifty… dude went to her concert by himself. Coincidentally he’s also still so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

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vmpafq@reddit

It's better to date a Swift fan than a fan of any other "female role models."

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FlexViper@reddit

Dated a swiftie before and never again. Her and the swiftie friend group she's in were some of the most toxic people I know literally back stab and front stab you in broad daylight without any remorse

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

I see you have never interacted with a woman before.

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havoc1428@reddit

Your mother doesn't count

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Dark_Matter_Guy@reddit

No but yours does.

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DOOMFOOL@reddit

🤦‍♂️

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arlaarlaarla@reddit

Would probably have endes with her saying “Hardy har har”.

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Pakushy@reddit

100% true. i am literally retarded (i got a real diagnosis) and i would unironically say this

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Mekosaurus_Rexus@reddit

Hope he was playing Prophesy of Pendor mod. Vanilla Warband is no better than Taylor Switch.

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theproudmonarchist@reddit

Filtered

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fujiwara_no_suzuori@reddit

are normie foids really that dumb?

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JimStarfield@reddit

They are but redditors will worship women in the hopes they will be rewarded with sex (spoiler: they never are and they always end up commiting suicide)

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Flashlight_Inspector@reddit

Swifties aren't normies, they're the musical version of autistic Homestuck cosplayers

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VikingSlayer@reddit

no, this scenario was imagined by a permavirgin

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Please_Dial8@reddit

R*dditor for 14 years

Fascinating how you can always tell

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rstar345@reddit

If you spent any time around women you’d know they are in fact human and have a sense of humour like the rest of us

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T_Ijonen@reddit

Are 4chinners really this inbred that they believe these posts?

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HistoricalBicycle814@reddit

Gay

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Longjumping_Visit718@reddit

It's sad, how obvious it is, that Zoomer men aren't getting any kitty....

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babypowder617@reddit

Typical Sturgia behavior

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MyLifeIsAFrickingMes@reddit

MOUNT AND BLADE MENTIONED

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FEATURE COMPLETE GAME?!?!?!?!

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Acekiller088@reddit

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

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No_Entertainment2934@reddit

DODGE THIS YOU BASTA-Wait no, that's Mordhau, sorry.

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Liebermode@reddit

At least it can be decently run, try paradox games

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Ake-TL@reddit

Why your computer can run action rpg but can’t run spreadsheet simulator

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Liebermode@reddit

Because paradox, with all of their wisdom and glory, decides that stellaris should check a total of every single pop of a species in a whole galaxy every single day sequentially using a single thread

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------------5@reddit

That shall soon be fixed

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AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit

fixed by neutering the gameplay again instead of fixing the actual performance issue right

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------------5@reddit

Fixed by completely changing the pop system, again.

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AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit

many such cases.

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Ake-TL@reddit

Ahh, lategame stellaris and cpus, truest of enemies

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Kirito619@reddit

What makes you say that? i never had issues with paradox games, but mount and blade requires a better pc

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Sunborn_Paladin@reddit

I LOVE MY MEDIEVAL WARLORD SIMULATOR THAT TRIES TO DO A HUNDRED THINGS AT ONCE

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EEEGuba69@reddit

I LOVE MY JACK OF ALL TRADES MASTER OF NONE GAME

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ConductorBeluga@reddit

Any M&B Sailors from Tropical Paradise here?

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conquin5@reddit

Its almost harvesting season

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ethicalconsumption7@reddit

I LOVE NOT HAVING ANY DIPLOMACY OPTION OTHER THAN WAR AND HAVING TO PAY 10000000 TRIBUTE

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nebraskatractor@reddit

It’s called mount and blade not mount and peace agreement

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Ok-Satisfaction5385@reddit

Who listens to CDs in this day and age, anyway?

Let alone Swifties, whose ages are clearly within the Gen Z range. And in THEIR CAR, of all places (as if cars were built with CD players in them anymore, LOL)

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Therealblackhous3@reddit

This guy's probably too regarded to fix the car anyways.

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SplashingChicken@reddit

I believe it since most of the people that are there forever are almost officially middle aged now.

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AstroVan94@reddit

THATS WHATSWRONG WITH THISGENERATION!! SPENDING TGE SAY EATING CHUCHORROS AND PLAYING LITTLE VIDEO GAMES?! WE ARE LIVING IN A GOLDEN ERA WHERE TRUMP WILL MAKE US PROSPER! WHY AFENT YOU STARTING A BUSINESS WITH YOUR FRE AFTERNOJB?! WHY DONT YOU LEARN HOW TO FIX HER DAMN CAR RATHER THAT USE IT AS AN EXICR TO JUST TROLL THE ONLY PERSON DUMB ENOUGH TO LET YOU TOUCH HER?!!!

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Anach@reddit

"gf"...

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brssnj93@reddit

Sounds like a problem with the fan belt.

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Fby54@reddit

Fake: anon had a girlfriend

Gay: that was his boyfriend’s wife

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TendieBot2000@reddit

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon had a girlfriend

Gay: that was his boyfriend’s wife

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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Fby54@reddit

You’re welcome tendiebot

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HugePurpleNipples@reddit

Ah yes, the strategic "Valentines day assault". The trick is to say something just offensive enough to clear whatever hurdle you're trying to get past without doing permanent damage. Sounds like anon did nicely.

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Marble_Columns@reddit

Mount and Blade Warband (modded) is a real treat. Highly recommend it, even shit computers can run it

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TomtheWonderDog@reddit

Fake, Tswift is /ourgirl/

https://i.imgur.com/cmDhFia.jpeg

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blackmobius@reddit

Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny and if you were looking for a way to get out of being used as free labor thats a great way of doing it

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BrainArson@reddit

Wtf blocks their partner?? This is the ultimate child move, what a red flag...

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TomaszA3@reddit

How do you guys enjoy games without friends? I can't enjoy gaming alone anymore. It's so weird.

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GABENS_HAIRY_CUNT@reddit

You don't have to wait for their crappy PCs to load You don't have to wait while they make a 3 course snack to continue playing You don't have to schedule gaming around their life/gf/work schedule You can get up to piss and eat or nap any time you want without feeling guilty about ruining your friends fun No open coms so comfy YouTube or Netflix on the 2nd monitor

Loner gaming is where it's at.

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EEEGuba69@reddit

M&B has multiplayer btw, so much fumb shit happened that was totally worth the 80 cents i spent on this game, with fire and sword is so fun to mess around with friends in, just run around, shoot each other, try different strats, and meme loadouts

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VxXenoXxV@reddit

I play almost exclusively single player games, idk what to tell you, what types of games do you like? I would suggest trying something harder within the genre to see if it's a lack of challenge for starters

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TomaszA3@reddit

Thanks for trying to help. Games that I play with friends usually can be enjoyed alone, like risk of rain 2 or Terraria, so maybe that's what has lost me on it.

I feel like I might have to take a break from gaming to relearn how to enjoy it alone.

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