The bridge scene, the gun
Posted by One-Pea-6947@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 63 comments
I only realized tonight after watching the movie umpteen times that the Uzi being an Israeli made and designed weapon is also part of Walter's persona. Little details.
Ok_Television9820@reddit
The fuck are you talking about? He’s fuckin’ Polish Catholic.
Mysterious-Tone1495@reddit
You don’t turn in your library card. You don’t STOP BEING JEWISH!!!
sorotomotor@reddit
Uzi what happens, Larry? Uzi what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
MuzzleOfBees1215@reddit
A convert to Judaism, Dude!!!!! And yesterday was Shabbas!!!!
subLimb@reddit
You know this!
Ok_Television9820@reddit
Yeah, and then you got fucking divorced!
AbruptMango@reddit
So? Did he turn in his library card?
davster39@reddit
No, he did not
BartStarrPaperboy@reddit
Walter is as Jewish as Tevya
Ok_Television9820@reddit
As fuckin’ Tevya. Hmmm!
5319Camarote@reddit
Shomer Shabbas! I don’t ride in a car; I don’t turn on an oven; and I sure as shit don’t spray small-arms fire on Shomer Shabbas!
sorotomotor@reddit
Uzi what happens, Larry? Uzi what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
blindreefer@reddit
I fucking told that k**** a thousand times
sorotomotor@reddit
Uzi what happens, Larry? Uzi what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
hankeroni@reddit
It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing.
H_E_Pennypacker@reddit
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your Uzi? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
RedPhule@reddit
I'm just saying you're living in the past...
AbruptMango@reddit
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition!
taco_bones@reddit
From Moses to Sandy Koufax
DanteHicks79@reddit
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE PAST
Late_Trash9078@reddit
SCHOMMER SHABBAS!!!
Tom_W_BombDill@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream.
el_pyrata@reddit
Yep
brkfstbrrto@reddit
I grab one of em and beat it out of em
Hour-Pressure-3758@reddit
Were you listening to the dudes story?
NoShortsDon@reddit
You didn't think he was rolling out of there naked, did ya?!
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
It's the ringer dude, my dirty laundry, THE WHITES! 😝
Still_Function@reddit
Let's take that hill!
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
Fuck it dude, let's go roll.
bucsandbucks@reddit
Phone’s ringing dude
sullyoftheboro@reddit
thank you Donnie
bucsandbucks@reddit
that’s your name dude
blarg-zilla@reddit
Uzi's don't fire like that when dropped.
But that's just, like, my opinion man
ThePhantomPooper@reddit
New shit has like come to light man
blarg-zilla@reddit
I think It's semi-auto badly converted to full auto.
Which is very consistent with Walter.
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Agreed. The cyclic rate on a military issue Uzi is way higher than that sad sack gun.
But probably a good thing it was what it was or Walter, lying on the ground only yards from a spinning, firing submachinegun would not have been bowling later that night
bebopgamer@reddit
He fucked it up, her life was in their hands, man!
Stratoblaster1969@reddit
They're calling the cops man, put the piece away...
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
I'm perfectly calm.
WIIL_GonZo_ROCK@reddit
That and they were everywhere, legal to own(if manufactured pre-1986), and easy to convert with manuals and parts kits also everywhere. I had a battery-operated model myself in '91, a la The Boy Who Could Fly. Had about the same accuracy, too...
One-Pea-6947@reddit (OP)
I did not know that.
Spang64@reddit
What are you a fuckin arms dealer now?
mat_srutabes@reddit
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandi Koufax YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM NOT ROLLING OUT HERE NAKED
amrods@reddit
Jesus!
mat_srutabes@reddit
You said it man
02_caddie@reddit
What are you, a fucking ballistics expert now?
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
I would like my undies back
Electrical_Chicken@reddit
Old man told me to take any pair in the house.
s015473@reddit
I am the walrus
Life_Sport_9201@reddit
Are you fucking this up dude?
toooldforthisshittt@reddit
"made by badass Hebrews"- in the off chance there's any fans of music lyrics
Public-Clothes-5078@reddit
Dude are you fucking this up!
TheRealCrustycabs@reddit
"...LETS TAKE THAT HILL!"
idubbkny@reddit
i always perceived the movie to be a metaphor for US-Israeli relations
Bodhigomo@reddit
Well, there isn’t a literal connection…
juiceman503@reddit
That’s a great plan Walter, that’s fucking ingenious, if I understand correctly, it’s a Swiss fucking watch.
YugoReventlov@reddit
That's right dude.
The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.
SlickRickGrits@reddit
71 years of military applications from The Suez Crisis to The Gaza War, you’re GOD DAMN RIGHT I’m living in the FUCKING PAST!
H_E_Pennypacker@reddit
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your uzi? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
SlickRickGrits@reddit
71 years of military applications from The Suez Crisis to The Gaza War, you’re GOD DAMN RIGHT I’m living in the FUCKING PAST!
Rizos28@reddit
Well... that's like... your opinion, man
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
My dirty undies, dude: the whites.
leducdeguise@reddit
That had not occured to us, Dude.
New shit has come to light!