That about sums it up…

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Southern_Cause7647@reddit

Why did I watch this 3x looking for the lie. No lies detected. lol

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Pure-Anything-585@reddit

how is el paso less mexican then san antonio?

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Comet7777@reddit

I don’t know, I’m a Mexican from El Paso and was wondering the same thing.

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El Paso is very Northern Mexican, whereas San Antonio is very tejano. Two fairly distinct cultures. Most of the latinos I know from El Paso are relatively calmer and conservative, at least from my own experiences.

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aguila1915@reddit

This is both true and untrue. I can’t explain it.

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Leading-Respond-8051@reddit

This is almost anthropological in nature.

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punnyphantom@reddit

I was going to come here to say future generations will study this video because of how accurately it nailed every culture.

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Practical_Mood_7228@reddit

For Dallas it should’ve just been homeless people

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desertmoose4547@reddit

Why all the downvote hate on this. I live here and it’s absolutely true. I pass 10 bums every one mile.

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Dibbles04@reddit

Thats the most accurate description of Texas I've ever seen.

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Intelligent-Abies-46@reddit

I knw you wont like this but:

Millionnaires($1 million+): Dallas: 68600 Houston: 90900
Centi-millionaire($100m+): Dallas: 125 Houston: 258
Billionaires: Dallas: 15 Houston: 18

I never understand why Dallas wanna portray itself as the “Rich city” lol

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ificouldbefrank@reddit

You almost had me at Corpus Christi

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Complete-Morning-429@reddit

Pretty accurate especially Corpus Christi

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parkeyb@reddit

Corpus stinks? I’ve never noticed that.

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TLighT05@reddit

😂😂😂😂 I cannot, why is this sooo honest!

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AnxiousSection3796@reddit

Wtf was this guy on…😂😂

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ImmenatizingEschaton@reddit

Haha as someone new to the state I appreciate this!

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Inner-Opposite-3492@reddit

Corpus - “PSYCH!” LOL

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GiraffeFromLastOfUs@reddit

I’m glad east texas isn’t represented at all

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CooCooKabocha@reddit

we don't talk about the swamp, that's for the gators

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ExplicitDrift@reddit

Yo this is literally so accurate xD

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arsenalvette@reddit

Can attest to this being 💯 accurate

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Alcophile@reddit

Well, i'll never get that minute of my life back! Of course, if i did, i'd probably just watch that video again...

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Altruistic_Speed9886@reddit

Laughed my ass off on this comment!!!!

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lifegoeson5322@reddit

So glad someone thought to actually break up DFW into two separate cat videos

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EMV92LA@reddit

Laughed my ass off after seeing that short drive but distinct change 😂.

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Squid_O_puss@reddit

Exactly

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uhh_khakis@reddit

I watched the video twice

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bahlahkae@reddit

You forgot about the size of women in San Antonio according to Charles Barkley

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AngelicPrince_@reddit

😆😆😆😆☠️

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CactusThorn@reddit

Brilliant. So I live in Dallas and never been to Corpus Christi and also hear mixed reviews. Is that the consensus?

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turquoisegypsy@reddit

Yes!

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thephotoman@reddit

I've been to Amarillo several times.

There are two things of note about the place: there's a steakhouse that'll let you eat a 72 ounce ribeye steak with the fixins if you eat the whole thing in an hour, and the song "Amarillo by Morning".

Otherwise, it's just yellow.

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veyonyx@reddit

They will send a 1980s limo to pick you up from the airport. The driver, a broken old cowboy, regaled me with stories of doing blow and kicking ass. It was an amazing experience.

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jdobbs44@reddit

What's crazy is, I've been to the steakhouse and rode in the 1980's limo to get there.. Sounds like I did Amarillo correctly, the karoke bar we went to after was fun though.

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DiceKnight@reddit

It also smells vaguely like warm coco cola and farts in some bits.

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Noobmode@reddit

You aren’t going to believe this but they have some of the best coffee I’ve ever had. Palace coffee and Evocation (before they shut down their store fronts and went distribution) are phenomenal. It’s so damn random.

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