Use La Forge, Luke
Posted by Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 39 comments
kinglance3@reddit
Love this.
Swordf1sh_@reddit
What was just above in my feed…
Lord_Kajunwine@reddit
Nice
DependentSpirited649@reddit
This is genuinely so adorable though. I love seeing no hostile Star Trek/Wars crossovers. We don’t always have to be at each other’s throats
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
There goes half the plot of ESB lol
Wortsalat34@reddit
ESB? Enterprise Strikes Back?
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
Yeah, if the hyperdrive on the Falcon worked, half of the movie wouldn't have happened
JediMatt1000@reddit
He can fix the warp drive, but the hyperdrive is a wee bit different.
daeedorian@reddit
LaForge: This ship's engine room is just a series of circuits and wires leading to a sealed box marked 'space magic...?'"
crapusername47@reddit
Geordi would complain the engine isn’t built with triple redundancies. Chief O’Brien would be in heaven, though.
I_am_Daesomst@reddit
O'Brien Happiness Detected. Activate the Suffering
kkkan2020@reddit
geordi as a jedi... that would be so awesome.
ZippyDan@reddit
Imagine if they made a new Star Wars trilogy and had a Black man as a main Jedi character.
vonnegutsbutthole@reddit
Geordi might get distracted by the Leia hologram though
Complex_Professor412@reddit
I don’t trust the Breen
heatlesssun@reddit
She did enlarge his "engineering skills".
vonnegutsbutthole@reddit
Well if the enlargement is bigger then a wombat he’s shit out of luck.
Johnsendall@reddit
He’d have to tweak the program first to get her to like him.
Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit (OP)
that would maybe be a good side quest for him.
PitifulMagazine9507@reddit
For La Forge this tech is like working with 200 years old technology. Even the Archer's first Enterprise was more advanced than Star Wars tech 😅
ecapoferri@reddit
🤌👏
italian_noodles@reddit
This ancient tech is easy to work with
Darktrooper007@reddit
YT1300-class? They haven't been in service in over 80 years.
SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit
Scotty could’ve done it between drinks and still beat Chewie at the table game
sqplanetarium@reddit
Chewie wouldn’t like losing, though.
documentiron@reddit
Scotty is in the Kirk era Starfleet. I'm certain he's fought and bested better than a Wookie.
Axel_Stone2403@reddit
That's cause droids don't rip your arm off when they lose. Drunken Scotsmen have been known to do that.
Darktrooper007@reddit
I suggest a new strategy, Ensign. Let the Scotty win.
HighValuePanda@reddit
scotty is simply the best laforge is simp
Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit (OP)
I am pretty sure la forge is one of the best in his generation
MultiGeek42@reddit
They don't make them like they used to
documentiron@reddit
Geordi is a better fit for the 24th century Federation. He's more book smart than Scotty and keeps that engine running buttery smooth, but he can't fix a warp drive with nothing but duct tape, tooth picks and a hammer like Scotty can.
Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit (OP)
I am pretty sure about that
YogurtclosetNo6559@reddit
XenonSigmaSeven@reddit
He makes us go. We like things that make us go.
Mindless0ne@reddit
good ol' la forge
kirkskywalkery@reddit
We go fast now.
NuggetNasty@reddit
Just had to change the polarity on the mag thrusters
Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit (OP)
I think its more the injectors, that they get depolarized, but what do I know about hyperdrives.