As someone who bakes bread at home it's honestly baffling.
Like yes obviously it's undercooked, somehow but also it's clumped and uneven and did not rise at all. I would not be able to tell you how to reproduce this.
It's like they took the ingredients for bread, mixed them together in a bowl and then threw that in a frying pan.
I think we're looking at an attempt at some sort of "no knead" bread. The dough is not homogenised, and there appears to be very little gluten formation.
I also think the dough was separated during the 'kneading' process, with a few bits left on the counter to dry out that have not been discarded but stuck on top of the rest as an afterthought in the baking dish.
i made bread that didn't rise at all once. you could break a window with it but it didn't look like this, it looked like a loaf of bread with a messed up aspect ratio. i'm curious what happened here.
Yeap home made! Be tankful it was cooked we had to eat uncooked bread, while walking in the snow to school barefoot ! we couldn't afford a oven when I was young, We were so poor we couldn't pay attention!
Can I give some advice. i have a recipe for super easy bread. It's no knead.
I think she didn't mix her flour enough or perhaps biscuits. Can you message me.
PS. I'm a Baker but my profession is a cake decorator . I've worked in the kitchen since a baby LOL kidding. Realistically I probably started at 17. Lets say im (coughs and im in my early 40's coughs)
They might have tried one of those no-knead plop-in-the-oven breads (a-la NYT / Jim Lahey) but due to inexperience they added way too much flour to prevent a loose and sticky dough. The final product reflects that in appearing much too dense and having folds on the bottom (now facing upward). When you are shaping a loaf and it is too floury, the parts you fold together can remain separated instead of combining as intended.
Some of those recipes crank the temperature really high, which combined with a suboptimal cooking vessel could have caused the top to brown without the bottom (facing up in picture) cooking much at all. Also keep in mind denser breads have more flour to cook, and this HEFTY BOI would probably take quite a long time, since it is more like a dumpling than a loaf.
Not only it looks like tumor it also look raw af. Should have baked a bit more so it's fully baked. Then maybe you could carve out little pieces and dump it in soup or smt.
That was my thought. It looks like a giant, unfinished drip biscuit. If it's actually cooked more than it looks OP tell her to throw it in some chicken soup or make a large batch of sausage gravy and have biscuits and gravy for the wee
Jesus. Tell her to check her oven temperature, it looks browned on the outside but the rest is completely raw. Get an oven thermometer to see if it runs hot.
I've actually had bread come out like this using my bread machine. It only happened once, so I'm not exactly sure HOW I managed to do it. I'm not sure if the yeast I used was no good and it didn't rise or what.
I just had this problem. My yeast had "died" essentially (or just lost its ability to become active, whatever you call that...) I bought new yeast and everything was all-right again.
getridofit888@reddit
Tell her that i said to stop that
The_Mutton_Man@reddit
How'd it taste, though?
oO_Moloch_Oo@reddit
Looks bland and dry AF
HippoOk4889@reddit
Did she bake it while it was rising?
Pretty_Designer716@reddit
I thought it was biscuits and gravy.
Mauro133w@reddit
Zombie bread 🥖
glorious_reptile@reddit
"kill....me..."
AliasLyla@reddit
I’m scared
Yesmar00@reddit
What happened
MoarVespenegas@reddit
As someone who bakes bread at home it's honestly baffling.
Like yes obviously it's undercooked, somehow but also it's clumped and uneven and did not rise at all. I would not be able to tell you how to reproduce this.
It's like they took the ingredients for bread, mixed them together in a bowl and then threw that in a frying pan.
Meihem76@reddit
I think we're looking at an attempt at some sort of "no knead" bread. The dough is not homogenised, and there appears to be very little gluten formation.
AloneFirefighter7130@reddit
I also think the dough was separated during the 'kneading' process, with a few bits left on the counter to dry out that have not been discarded but stuck on top of the rest as an afterthought in the baking dish.
78723@reddit
Sorta looks like buttermilk biscuits gone wrong?
Malbranch@reddit
I'm so very relieved. I know a reasonable fair bit about baking bread, but I was left almost speechless by this specimen. Just... how the fuck?
Wispy_Wisteria@reddit
As a fellow bread baker, I'm also baffled how she managed this. I'm still trying to figure out how the clumpy shape even came to be.
Yesmar00@reddit
It looks like a giant crumb from a crumb cake
2wedfgdfgfgfg@reddit
Maybe the yeast was bad
throwaway098764567@reddit
i made bread that didn't rise at all once. you could break a window with it but it didn't look like this, it looked like a loaf of bread with a messed up aspect ratio. i'm curious what happened here.
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
Bad ingredient substitution?
NotCurdledymyy@reddit
Someone put it through a teleporter
barbaras_bush_@reddit
She made cronenbread.
firedmyass@reddit
she just came back from Antarctica…
Trololman72@reddit
Too much yeast I'd say
Redditiscomplicated@reddit
yeast is kil + no watr
SuspiciousGrade6312@reddit
From the looks of it, everything.
northerncal@reddit
While simultaneously also not enough.
saterran@reddit
Something out of The Last of Us
babysnarkdoodoo4@reddit
This looks identical to my patient’s thigh last night 👀
dosheramen@reddit
Did she teleported it?!
Fun-Distribution-598@reddit
Yeap home made! Be tankful it was cooked we had to eat uncooked bread, while walking in the snow to school barefoot ! we couldn't afford a oven when I was young, We were so poor we couldn't pay attention!
AlizaLC@reddit
It must be a joke.
Idatemyhand@reddit
Can I give some advice. i have a recipe for super easy bread. It's no knead. I think she didn't mix her flour enough or perhaps biscuits. Can you message me.
PS. I'm a Baker but my profession is a cake decorator . I've worked in the kitchen since a baby LOL kidding. Realistically I probably started at 17. Lets say im (coughs and im in my early 40's coughs)
v7deonasty@reddit
Clicker bread
Albatrosysy@reddit
😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰
Infinite219@reddit
That looks like im gonna get a disease if I touch let alone eat it
E_Sobek@reddit
Exploding* homemade bread
Objective_Brief_4351@reddit
It looks like she mixed cordiceps in the dough
SirMy-TDog@reddit
No_Print77@reddit
“I am a monument to all your sins”
Outside_Natural5914@reddit
Shit literally looks like cancer…
0RedStar0@reddit
Um.. wow👀
LunieTunes@reddit
This belongs in r/BreadCriminals
LunieTunes@reddit
Also, it looks like she didn’t use enough water.
wanderingsheep@reddit
Woah please put in a spoiler alert I haven't seen The Substance yet
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lemborn@reddit
Ever seen the last of us?
doren-@reddit
ew looks raw
overactivemango@reddit
Yeah cause that's the only issue🤣
Nouk1362@reddit
Thick_Platypus_1051@reddit
Looks like jungle oats bread to me
peacandaneOG@reddit
The bread is very hills have eyesish. What happened to it!!
Ponykegabs@reddit
How does it look rotten straight outta the oven?
Beneficial_Falcon291@reddit
Oh no. She tried. The only option is to eat it and like it.
Sea-Illustrator-9846@reddit
Did she give it leprosy, what the hell happened lmao
Senki89@reddit
It certainly possese...bread like properties 🤔
angelok91@reddit
Is your sister an Uruk-hai?
Mytokyokitty@reddit
Putrid_Ad_7122@reddit
I hope she’s pretty. No way she’s going to land a husband with those skills.
L0RD_E@reddit
post it on r/whatsthisrock
Messup7654@reddit
Looks like the first phase of birthing a xenomorph
Yapizzawachuwant@reddit
It kneads something.
I think the attempt was half baked
Maybe your sister wasn't bread for this.
I think you should wheat a while before starting again.
Anymore bread puns and im toast
Kale_Earnhart@reddit
I’m trying to find out what happened here.
They might have tried one of those no-knead plop-in-the-oven breads (a-la NYT / Jim Lahey) but due to inexperience they added way too much flour to prevent a loose and sticky dough. The final product reflects that in appearing much too dense and having folds on the bottom (now facing upward). When you are shaping a loaf and it is too floury, the parts you fold together can remain separated instead of combining as intended.
Some of those recipes crank the temperature really high, which combined with a suboptimal cooking vessel could have caused the top to brown without the bottom (facing up in picture) cooking much at all. Also keep in mind denser breads have more flour to cook, and this HEFTY BOI would probably take quite a long time, since it is more like a dumpling than a loaf.
Aconvolutedtube@reddit
Mega belly button lint nugget
unhandmeyouswine@reddit
Mastodon tooth
The_Pacman007@reddit
That’s is not bread.
hostility_kitty@reddit
She’s so real for this
RNGESUS778@reddit
the banana bread from hell
MandaDPanda@reddit
That’s biscuit dough cooked in a bread pan.
crackedcd12@reddit
Baked it without a tin huh?
cosmogyric_baby@reddit
What did the doctors say?
futanari_enjoyer69@reddit
that looks DISEASED
les_catacombes@reddit
Did she forget yeast or what? I make a simple homemade bread (flower, yeast, salt) and this has never happened to me.
stupidkuku@reddit
Looks like a chunk of sidewalk 🥲
rotenhun@reddit
Not only it looks like tumor it also look raw af. Should have baked a bit more so it's fully baked. Then maybe you could carve out little pieces and dump it in soup or smt.
HelpfulZombie1012@reddit
I’d still eat it
LivingGerbert@reddit
It's that fungus from the Last Of Us
rickyjoe7878@reddit
I thought it was biscuits and gravy… 👀. I need more coffee lol
DrNinnuxx@reddit
Meh. Make croutons out of it and call it a day
redskyatnight2162@reddit
Might be sentient. I wonder what it dreams about
DrNinnuxx@reddit
It dreams of electric sheep
-ghostinthemachine-@reddit
Do sourdoughs dream of eclectic yeast?
DisasterEuphoric@reddit
Lost in dough, like wheats in the grain...
gr1zznuggets@reddit
It has no mouth, and it must scream.
Large-Training-29@reddit
Electric people?
100Onions@reddit
Like all of us, dreaming about a good sandwich
Slash00611@reddit
Looks like a tumor.
Abject-Emergency-694@reddit
Choomah*
lightyearbuzz@reddit
It's not a tumah!
nando82@reddit
I read that in his voice.
LilCheese73@reddit
greenbastard1591@reddit
GingerSnap55364@reddit
Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Kaldoreyka@reddit
Hahahahaukphoothuah
bdizzle314@reddit
Ho ho ho it's a tumah
AvengeChelseaFC@reddit
That's what I was going to say too
kaptaincorn@reddit
You look like a tumor
Mooiebaby@reddit
It may be
Holiday-Pipe4065@reddit
Came here to say this haha
Extra_Ad_8009@reddit
Grain cancer!
lightyearbuzz@reddit
https://images.app.goo.gl/MfLEGvcbHozTvWax7
Hanz_Simmer@reddit
Did she use lash eggs?
harkonnen85@reddit
Is that a clicker?
Heiferoni@reddit
Well she nailed the "homemade" part.
Dramatic_Ad_6463@reddit
It’s a clicker
RobOnTheReddit@reddit
Gothmog bread
giosthebest@reddit
Put it out of it's misery
beatlz@reddit
If the Forerunners see this, they'll trigger the Halo system.
digitalnirvana3@reddit
SearchAlarmed7644@reddit
Nailed it! Cut me a slice.
TellEmHisDreamnDaryl@reddit
Blue waffle
Antique_Penalty@reddit
Looks like the infected from the last of us
Badvevil@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
greenbastard1591@reddit
SirHowlite@reddit
😂😂
Skorne13@reddit
Yeast infected.
smooze420@reddit
Clicker? Hardly know her.
dirrrtydaaan@reddit
Mama that's cordyceps
BoredofPCshit@reddit
Pdxchristopher@reddit
Umm.... no
jankymeister@reddit
Did she make it with yeast from her… you know what, never mind.
Skadoosh_it@reddit
ExcitingStress8663@reddit
There's tumours on your bread
Viridian_Cobra@reddit
It looks moldy
DefrockedWizard1@reddit
use it for dressing or bread pudding, problem solved
Far_Yam_9412@reddit
I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last 24 hours
T0lias@reddit
You're supposed to bake it
millionwatermellon@reddit
Was it any good?
Standard_Pen_9158@reddit
Disgusting looking I don’t know if that cooked properly
hearty444@reddit
Looks like it tried to escape halfway through baking but changed its mind.
Scorpion0525@reddit
This bread is a monument to all your sins.
New_County_5607@reddit
oh my!
Specific_Ladder8613@reddit
Must of been great before you guys left it out to rot...
True-Excuse-1688@reddit
I wonder what it looked like before semi-digestion.
TheVoidWithout@reddit
Straight out of The Substance!
edent_vire@reddit
Fire your sister
AnomalousGhost@reddit
What happened?
Crazycukumbers@reddit
Looks like the wets and drys were not thoroughly mixed.
FanSalty961@reddit
Did back it in the upside down.
omnimodofuckedup@reddit
Ill-Giraffe-2243@reddit
AlaskanSamsquanch@reddit
Raccoala@reddit
Diotheungreat@reddit
thats actually diabolical
El_Reyna0909@reddit
Exactly!
scoscochin@reddit
Yeast Infection
Aggravating_Lemon396@reddit
This bread looks like it rose panicked and collapsed from stress 😂 Yeast had one job and it quit halfway through 🤦♂️🍞
BalancedGuy1@reddit
Aggravating_Lemon396@reddit
Tell your sister that yeast needs to rise ⬆️, not rebel against the laws of physics ⚛️🤣.
Inside_Field_8894@reddit
Interesting to know that bread can get herpes
CamperCarl00@reddit
Did you cook it in a covered pan? Why is the top not toasted at all?
Defiant-Neck1915@reddit
Yikes!
707breezy@reddit
What part of the house as made in, under the bed?
nepobbysruletheworld@reddit
I wouldn’t eat that if I were you!
Ifyouseemethenimhere@reddit
Sneak peek on The Last Of Us season 2!
samratvishaljain@reddit
It should definitely audition for a role in the Toxic Avenger movie...
Ghastly...
Zealousideal_Menu71@reddit
Is it gluten free? Because it looks gluten free 😂
NC_Ion@reddit
I'm almost 100% sure eating that is how the plague in The Last Of Us started .
One-Earth9294@reddit
Looks like cum and oatmeal spread over last week's dried & hardened cum and oatmeal.
crag-u-feller@reddit
good weekend?
One-Earth9294@reddit
Not really. There were just a lot of us.
AdBeneficial9532@reddit
My man is playing soggy biscuit on expert level
CLTalbot@reddit
Did they use mayonnaise instead of butter?
OrcaFuckfest@reddit
WHY DID YOU CREATE ME, MOTHER?
Sovereign-Anderson@reddit
😂😂😂
arwenstarsong2608@reddit
B̵̢̛̛̛̝̝̲̣̫̬̜̳̫͙̻̞̜̫͆́̏̀͂͛̇̄̈́̎̋̑͌̾͒̊̈̆̑͑̏̆̀̔̅̊͌͒̂̾͛̎͘͘̚͘̕̕͠͝R̸̢̡̘̺͔̜̹̺͙͓̱̻̻̓̽͒͑͐̑Ẹ̵̡̢̩͔̫̤͈̪͓̦̟̝̃̆̈́̀̓̐̍̈̄̍͊̐͋̈̽̽͗̀͗̇͗̋̎͊̇̏͘̕͘ͅA̶̢̢̡̼̹̣͖̳̫͖̺̗̖̫̹̝͎͉̺͙̪͔̮̺̜͇̹͎͌̀̀̇̊͒̈̓͗̓̈̀͊̐̚͘͝͝D̵̨̡̢̢̡̧͈͕͇̯̤̯̞̙̼̦̫̫̩̭̝̺̤̩̠̲̞͓̗̯͔̙̙̰͉̠̳̯̤̱͙̩̘̭̞͉̀̅́͗͐̂͂͊̚̚͠ͅͅ
Nikegamerjjjj@reddit
Do not let your sister cook…
Lazz_plays@reddit
ShaddowFacs@reddit
WTH is going on here?!
yetareey@reddit
Looks like a spore from TLOU
Noimnotonacid@reddit
Is that hair/feathers?
CoolerCatThanYou@reddit
This shouldnt be eaten
crag-u-feller@reddit
Would smash if attacked
dadbodenergy11@reddit
It looks like it’s screaming “KILL ME”!!!
Such_Manner_5518@reddit
This is how you grow an orc
phoenix_chaotica@reddit
It looks like frozen gravy.
ForgottengenXer67@reddit
Well she tried.
DeadSol@reddit
As an amateur bread maker this offends me
jelliedjarsofjam@reddit
On the cooling rack like it’s gonna be eaten ..
diaperpop@reddit
Teratogenic core
Mr_Froggi@reddit
I almost thought this was r/whatsthisrock before I saw “homemade bread”
ILikeStarScience@reddit
Someone should post it anyways just to see what they say
Strong_Cycle_853@reddit
Bisquitite.
A mineral conglomorate composed of dissapointment and broken dreams.
Xx_Silly_Guy_xX@reddit
I’ve been getting into bread making recently and I am clueless as to how you would even do this
Lylat_System@reddit
What stage of infection is this?
PreferenceBig1531@reddit
MRsiry@reddit
It looks homeless made
atomiczim@reddit
CodifyMeCaptain_@reddit
That's the bread version of the nasty patty from spongebob. Wtf
GoarSpewerofSecrets@reddit
You're sister is infested. Sorry. Hope you didn't eat any.
JustPlainRude@reddit
Definitely belongs in the medical waste bin
johndoughpizza@reddit
Looks like it is radioactive bread
KyddCotten@reddit
Where did she bake it? Wuhan?
TheBizzleHimself@reddit
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
ProfessorPouncey@reddit
Yikes
little_murph@reddit
This looks like a geology excavation
papa_f@reddit
Looks like a clicker from last of us
Accomplished-Fix6598@reddit
Ticket from Gears of war.
UnicornFarts84@reddit
Looks like a half-cooked drop biscuit.
Platitude_Platypus@reddit
That was my thought. It looks like a giant, unfinished drip biscuit. If it's actually cooked more than it looks OP tell her to throw it in some chicken soup or make a large batch of sausage gravy and have biscuits and gravy for the wee
MemeMaster1318@reddit
What are the ingredients? Mushrooms?
Endlesstrash1337@reddit
The Flood are on Earth!
RARface@reddit
Looks good to me
I_MADE_THIS_THING@reddit
That's a loaf of Brisn't
ThatMBR42@reddit
Annual-Ad-9442@reddit
I was looking for this
smooze420@reddit
Looks like a Clicker’s face.
Cottabus@reddit
I'd eat a lobe. Get out the butter!
9A1543@reddit
Nah, that's just an undefined mass of undercooked chip-less cookie dough
SmithNotASmith@reddit
looks like the bottom of bowsers foot
ImaGoophyGooner@reddit
Somebody call Joel
lichen510@reddit
its alive 🥰
757to626@reddit
I thought you were growing mushrooms.
Standard_Salad9533@reddit
Ewww 🤮🤮🤮
VonD0OM@reddit
I hope she’s nor your sister anymore
prosperos-mistress@reddit
Jesus. Tell her to check her oven temperature, it looks browned on the outside but the rest is completely raw. Get an oven thermometer to see if it runs hot.
ComplexStress9503@reddit
Oh. 😰
snowocean84@reddit
It gets real horror-show when zoomed in, really should be tagged NSFW
ThePennedKitten@reddit
It’s not. 😅
RazzmatazzNo1335@reddit
Oh god, mercy kill that poor thing
rexallia@reddit
😲
ImWhatsInTheRedBox@reddit
Valtremors@reddit
It looks like you grabbed a chunk out of a TLOU clicker.
mxdgal@reddit
Homonuculus ?
carriegood@reddit
People think a homunculus is a horrible grotesque monster, but it isn't. It means a very tiny, perfectly formed human or human-like creature.
The best insult I ever heard was against a local politician, who was called a "homunculous sock-puppet in a cheap suit."
Truethrowawaychest1@reddit
Jesus is depicted as a homunculus sometimes
mxdgal@reddit
Homunculus**?
Truethrowawaychest1@reddit
How the hell?
Electrical-Act-7170@reddit
Looks like one of those toxic fungi.
Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit
I know it's a picture but it looks like it's breathing...
e-spero@reddit
Is there a pic of the cross section? 👀
Round-Locksmith-4314@reddit
The balance was not respected
darioblaze@reddit
That is a clicker.
do2g@reddit
Joel’s a baker. Or he’s played by one.
Round-Locksmith-4314@reddit
SBisFree@reddit
What kind of bread?? 🤔
Ancient-Highlight112@reddit
What is it supposed to be?
MinPen311@reddit
Looks like baked attic insulation.
FlakeyMuskrat@reddit
Sometimes I wonder if the Gods look down and are embarrassed as to what they’ve created
punkrocker0621@reddit
I thought I was on r/shroomer's or r/ mycology for a second
thk5013@reddit
A wild Masterchief appears
leafyfire@reddit
Your sister has created a new form of life.
May god save us all
BasJar559@reddit
This is how the last of us started
fbomb4@reddit
Happened to me. Bread maker either had too little water for the recipe or the water was put in after the dry ingredients.
gofigure85@reddit
kill....me...
eggz627@reddit
If an STD became bread
ILikeBirdsQuiteALot@reddit
Reminds me of an old beer bread recipie I used to have as a kid. Hope it tasted good.
BillyBobBarkerJrJr@reddit
"Rustic"
No_Arugula8915@reddit
Looks similar to my twins' first attempt at bread making. They were heavy as a brick too. I had them shellacked and put them on the mantel. 😂
Wintermute4000@reddit
Undercooked and may have broken the bread too soon out of the oven.
Culator@reddit
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
Kile1047@reddit
You mean homemade fungus
mothzilla@reddit
Paddington_Fear@reddit
loaf directed by David Lynch
Obvious_Pie_6362@reddit
Ive never seen chunky bread before?
vulcanfuryfire@reddit
Looks like soldier is back at it again
blueberryfirefly@reddit
yall are not real bread lovers and it shows
plaguedbullets@reddit
Did she just bake it straight through the rising segment?
External-Trip2700@reddit
Is it moldy already?
MamaTexTex@reddit
r/warts
skinink@reddit
The Loaf of Us.
SpicyWokHei@reddit
I've actually had bread come out like this using my bread machine. It only happened once, so I'm not exactly sure HOW I managed to do it. I'm not sure if the yeast I used was no good and it didn't rise or what.
Cupcake_Implosion@reddit
This should have been posted on r/dontputyourdickinthat before someone gave it HPV. That's a lot of condyloma happening on a single loaf ...
SnooMacarons3689@reddit
Is that bread only or chicken with cheese on top?
Tasty-Pineapple-@reddit
No she made cancer
johngreenink@reddit
I just had this problem. My yeast had "died" essentially (or just lost its ability to become active, whatever you call that...) I bought new yeast and everything was all-right again.
Huko@reddit
Looks exactly like my bread!!! I used a fancy bread maker and did a terrible job
lolascrowsfeet@reddit
I’m not a great cook so this makes me feel a lot better
maryjomcd@reddit
It looks like a giant biscuit and I would cut it up with big chunks of butter.
Voidfang_Investments@reddit
Bread from the Last of Us
Accomplished-Fix6598@reddit
Boop that in some stew.
LazyLaserWhittling@reddit
poop that stew back out.. looks the same…
rvralph803@reddit
You. You are wonderfully pragmatic. 😂
LazyLaserWhittling@reddit
you sure thats not dead maggot cheese?
9min43sec@reddit
bread if it were from the substance
monstro bread
Wishdog2049@reddit
Outside his sister's house.
DJ_Dr_DoJo@reddit
It’s aliiive
Lopsided-Ad5950@reddit
Im a texture person that looks like such a good chew to me
nichyc@reddit
uglyyygurl_@reddit
don't eat is all I'll say.. erm
Subject-Proposal-903@reddit
paging r/thesubstance
TerraStarryAstra@reddit
There’s a fungus among us
SuperSaiyanSkeletor@reddit
GirthyPigeon@reddit
Mix ingredients well together.
Knead.
Rest.
Knead.
Put in baking vessel. Rest.
Bake.
That's like gluzero instead of gluten.
Efficient-Winner1910@reddit
Oh my
SuperPoodie92477@reddit
My brother made bread once that snapped my dad’s front tooth. It sounded like a femur snapping.
kahran@reddit
Tetsuo!
Sir-Farts-@reddit
Cauliflower.
Moe_Squeen@reddit
I’ve made a lot of bread. Like a LOT of bread, I’ve fucked up many loaves. Why does it look like that?
the-queen-of-bling@reddit
This looks oddly terrifying
matdave86@reddit
That's Bruh'd
sugmanutz13@reddit
That wasn't homemade, it was home summoned
DirtSpecialist8797@reddit
looks like she Cronenberg'd the bread
Opposite_of_Icarus@reddit
I mean I'd try it...but I'm also fairly confident it'd kill me lol
SuspectKnown9655@reddit
Looks like some fungus tbh
DovasTech@reddit
How is that even possible? I feel like scientists need to study that creation
dirtybo0ts@reddit
How???
ryanderkis@reddit
Looks like an Irish Soda Bread. Break off a piece, slap some butter on it and enjoy!
Kind_Vanilla7593@reddit
Did she even use yeast?
Urag-gro_Shub@reddit
How?? Why does it look like that
Old_Manner4779@reddit
how did she grow such a large tardigrade?
Snizza@reddit
Looks like some mutated spider nest or something. Burn it with fire
eddie810s@reddit
I think I saw some teeth
Pywacket1@reddit
How did she get it to look like that?!
68Postcar@reddit
Looks moist with sauer-doughed pockets of delicious-ness
AggravatingScratch59@reddit
Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.
rvralph803@reddit
That bread got sent through Dr. Brundle's teleporter, mate.
Prosperous_Petiole@reddit
Nice teratoma bro
trtsubject@reddit
With yeast infection?
Sayf1786@reddit
That thing is straight out of the last of us.
BadBadKitty_@reddit
Tetsuo in bread form
LorenzoStomp@reddit
Akira
mahnamahna123@reddit
Bread
MushyLopher@reddit
Looks like a brick of mycelium about to form mushrooms.
Vodkapencil@reddit
shit like this is what this sub was made for
jensinho10@reddit
RichLather@reddit
Looks like a batch of Bisquik drop biscuits, but dropped all at once.
IndieStoner@reddit
cakeanddiamond@reddit
lol my first thought was kronenbread
gilly_girl@reddit
Chernobyl bread baked by the heat from the Elephant's Foot.
bamtime@reddit
Looks like the flood from halo 1
Two_Watermelons@reddit
If you're smart you'll encourage her to try again because at the end of that tunnel there is freshly baked bread
jairngo@reddit
I think is still fermenting
prairiefarmer@reddit
Ohhh my 😬
LordRokai@reddit
It looks like it’s about to hatch
carriegood@reddit
I am not an animal ! I am [slurping up drool] a MAN!
trishthedish7189@reddit
It needs some radiation.
Shadow_Figure666@reddit
Don't play wit me
godlessLlama@reddit
No?
TNJDude@reddit
Kill it with fire!
madamezeroni@reddit
looks about as good as any attempt I’ve had making gluten free bread! And that’s not a good thing.
Anarchyboy33@reddit
It's not AI?
aesthetic-mess@reddit
thought I was on r/moldlyinteresting
Threadycascade2@reddit
It's still alive, kill it
Capable-Station296@reddit
No_Perspective_242@reddit
Looks like a venereal infection
HebiHana@reddit
It has herpes
HippoNo7732@reddit
what in the what is this
AwayBoss_2989@reddit
Doesn't look like you KNEAD it
Hehehe
Dork31@reddit
And she just turned 5 years old?
erinlee1172@reddit
I love a yeasty experiment. Put some butter and good preserves on it and give it a go.
NefariousnessNo7195@reddit
Nah wtf is dis!????
scorpions411@reddit
Looks like she baked it with only bottom heat ?
AnitaIvanaMartini@reddit
I thought it was cauliflower. What on earth?
b-rock-cafe@reddit
Has she played The Last of Us by chance?
Some_Conclusion_6683@reddit
Perfect for making cronenburgers and fries.
muzzynat@reddit
No it isn’t
boatflank@reddit
SuspiciousSeaweed757@reddit
do we have the same sister ?
dr_strange-love@reddit
Straight from the mixing bowl to the oven
Krem541@reddit