My sister rolled a pt cruiser several times when we were in highschool and walked away. I’ll never talk shit about these ugly mf’ers. But this one is the tightest I’ve ever seen.
Having driven one my comment would be aren't they all "from hell." well... except in the expression "like a bat out of hell" in that case, with pt's lackluster acceleration it would be more "like a snail out of hell." It was just a wholly disappointing car to drive.
I remember a kid in high-school who would brag about his mom getting a PT. Everyone was just kinda like, OK man, that's great. Soccer mom car for a solid decade.
This is the only PT Cruiser I've ever seen that I respect. Props to the owner, I didn't think it was possible. Now all it needs is some WAR BOYS on the roof rack!
... I am not mad. They got rid of the pain in the ass headlights, I can finally lean over the wheel arches to work on it without grinding on them like a college coed, that rack actually provides decent storage space, and the grill looks 10000times easier to remove when you inevitably need to replace the plastic capped radiator.
Weirdly, I don't mind the exterior styling if these and all the goofy ways they have been modified, I really just don't like how much of a nightmare engine work is, and the way they cramped up the interior.
The odd retro for boomers exterior design has aged better than I'd have thought.
Okiebug95@reddit
Oh, dear god! Why?
Fr33_load3r@reddit (OP)
It's not like they could make it worse looking than stock 🤷
Okiebug95@reddit
Yeah, PT Neons are totally ass. And they managed to insult battlewagonstoo, which are also kinda ass.
SeaUnderstanding1578@reddit
PT battle cruiser
benhereford@reddit
Let's be honest it's rad af
-Wyveron-@reddit
That’s the PT Bruiser
Best_Game01@reddit
Someone has a welder and nothing better to do
pocketMagician@reddit
The crossover with this sub and r/gaslands is huge.
AUXID3@reddit
I got to be honest, I hate the PT cruiser, but I fuck with this
thetoiletslayer@reddit
r/battlecars
GardenerInAWar@reddit
Thanks for this, that sub is awesome
Funkgun@reddit
r/gambler500 too
National-Star5944@reddit
Nah, it's low-ridin'. Needs a lift kit and 33s.
the-dogsox@reddit
He’s prepared for everything, except a date with a woman.
OpticalPizza585@reddit
This implies he is prepared for a date with a man
Express_Debt7929@reddit
Would look better (if that's a thing) if it had offroad tires and rims
Red_Icnivad@reddit
And if it was 4wd, and not just cosmetic.
Stevenwave@reddit
Wheels make or break a car. This is a good example.
Automatic_Warthog_91@reddit
Looks like Britain to me
Wild_Onion_5979@reddit
Someone's grandma is going to be pissed 😡😂
ZerotheR@reddit
Sad max
Str8Bugn@reddit
The wife had one when we got married. I always hated that vehicle. Timing belt broke 5,000 miles before the recommended interval.
I remember when we were dating, they were on a waiting list to get it and when it came in I thought “y’all paid extra and waited for this?”
ohporcupine@reddit
My sister rolled a pt cruiser several times when we were in highschool and walked away. I’ll never talk shit about these ugly mf’ers. But this one is the tightest I’ve ever seen.
CmmH14@reddit
I think I’ve found a guilty pleasure.
ohwellitsaghost@reddit
bro is ready for the apocalypse
Dinglebutterball@reddit
PT bruiser
torklugnutz@reddit
Nicely done. PT Bruiser
ButtAssTheAlmighty@reddit
I fucking hate the PT Cruiser with a passion, I’m very outspoken about this for no reason. But this? I like this. I like this a lot.
Quizzical_Rex@reddit
Having driven one my comment would be aren't they all "from hell." well... except in the expression "like a bat out of hell" in that case, with pt's lackluster acceleration it would be more "like a snail out of hell." It was just a wholly disappointing car to drive.
Shatalroundja@reddit
I hate myself for loving you.
Idiotwithaphone79@reddit
Best looking PT cruiser I've seen.
FormoftheBeautiful@reddit
Are those shotgun shells at the front left and right side?
Threewisemonkey@reddit
It’s like a baby Volvo Sugga
MrScottimus@reddit
Neat
notjordansime@reddit
fuck yeah, mad max PT cruiser
Independent_Wrap_321@reddit
Beyond Blunderdome
lopix@reddit
I kinda dig it. Horrid vehicles to begin with, but this isn't badly done.
BadFont777@reddit
I remember a kid in high-school who would brag about his mom getting a PT. Everyone was just kinda like, OK man, that's great. Soccer mom car for a solid decade.
phillyphilly19@reddit
But for the fact it's probably owned by an end times guy, I kind of love it.
DMala@reddit
It could 100% be a prop from one of those low budget post-apocalypse films that came out in the wake of The Road Warrior.
tez_zer55@reddit
The added airhorns on top look like googly eyes!
Hullvanessa@reddit
Which option package was that fitted?
DontEverMoveHere@reddit
Life gave them lemons so they made a lemon drop martini.
Tango91@reddit
Can I get his MOT tester's phone number, please?
NinjaGrimlock@reddit
The years had been tough on Barricade, as he waited for the rest of the Deceptions to arrive...
EngineeringOne1812@reddit
Herkimer Battle Jitney vibes
Kitchen_Passion6985@reddit
Like the ugly siater of the truck from Jeepers Creeper movie
MotoratonesdeMarte@reddit
Carmageddon vibes
Apple_Slipper@reddit
Apocalypse-ready PT Cruiser
juan-in-a-million@reddit
More like a PT Bruiser
GreggAlan@reddit
That's the PT Bruiser
hawkeye18@reddit
This is the only PT Cruiser I've ever seen that I respect. Props to the owner, I didn't think it was possible. Now all it needs is some WAR BOYS on the roof rack!
BonezOz@reddit
Hmm, wonder if you could drop that on top of a Jimny chassis and jack it up... be a really cool looking Mad Max-esque build.
CaSh31MoNeY@reddit
They sold them in Europe?
Impossible-Pitch-498@reddit
They've improved it.
Shermgerm666@reddit
Yeah, is have to say that thing is pretty sick. Mad Max style kinda shit
Dakto19942@reddit
When your car starts out as trash, you’re free from worrying if you’ll ruin it with mods
Fake-Podcast-Ad@reddit
Plague Doctor Looking Motherfucker
7LeagueBoots@reddit
They made it into some sort of Axis gestapo machine.
Nkechinyerembi@reddit
... I am not mad. They got rid of the pain in the ass headlights, I can finally lean over the wheel arches to work on it without grinding on them like a college coed, that rack actually provides decent storage space, and the grill looks 10000times easier to remove when you inevitably need to replace the plastic capped radiator.
r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r@reddit
When you are in a "glueing random shit to your car" competition and your opponent is American: 😰
AutonomousOrganism@reddit
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
CleverHoovyMan@reddit
Mad cruiser, maybe PTSD cruiser
93c15@reddit
I’d smoke a cigarette in that
mikel302@reddit
PT Bruiser
Razo-E@reddit
I like it
Anastrace@reddit
Best looking pt cruiser I've seen
PNWExile@reddit
Post Traumatic Cruiser
NOTExETON@reddit
I dont hate it
top3foreva@reddit
It’s definitely from hell… oh hell no!
404-skill_not_found@reddit
Yah, this one is more obnoxious than most.
ATFGunr@reddit
Dare I say they actually improved the typically homely Cruizer? I dig it.
benjancewicz@reddit
I really kinda like it
NuclearWasteland@reddit
An overall improvement.
Weirdly, I don't mind the exterior styling if these and all the goofy ways they have been modified, I really just don't like how much of a nightmare engine work is, and the way they cramped up the interior.
The odd retro for boomers exterior design has aged better than I'd have thought.
temporary243958@reddit
Aren't they all?
blazingwishes@reddit
Welcome to the battle loser! Where we cruse to a crushing defeat!