[MOSCOW] Luxury limousine from Russian President Putin's official motorcade exploded on the streets of Moscow, just blocks from the FSB headquarters. It's unclear if this is an attempted ass*ssination attempt
Posted by pintord@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 321 comments
Mundane-Shelter-9348@reddit
Russian maintenance!
Vantriss@reddit
So uh... where's Putin?
EatTheRich4Brunch@reddit
Was it a Tesla?
SanfreakinJ@reddit
So brave of you…
SanfreakinJ@reddit
That’s the dinner bell now come to the table
HauntingSorbet8758@reddit
He needs to stop prosecuting Christian. Let my brothers and sisters go. 😠
therapistofcats@reddit
Luxury limo....as opposed to...?
2ndcheesedrawer@reddit
Proletariat Pedicab?
Few-Cycle-1187@reddit
Still nicer than the Peasant Pushcart
Ginjafiz@reddit
Great band name
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
Worker's paradise tuk tuk?
Old_Yesterday322@reddit
the oligarchical diddler wagon
amici_a_passeggio@reddit
Lmao
therapistofcats@reddit
Oh I like that. Nice.
Numzane@reddit
Lada Sedan
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
Workers Paradise Tuk tuk
VernFonkTheHoly@reddit
Some limos are trashy like those pink hummer limos.
callmechimp@reddit
I’m more concerned about what you do to cats.
therapistofcats@reddit
Help them with their mental health?
https://youtu.be/cFdS7SaaYu4?si=6cEZIn7AXx3GKCaX
callmechimp@reddit
Ohhh… OHHHH
wowaddict71@reddit
An old Lincoln Town car?
MountainGal72@reddit
I had an old Lincoln Towncar Limo for leaving my first wedding reception. It stalled as we were pulling away and waving goodbye…
Should’ve seen that as a prediction for the success of that marriage. 😉
pappyvanwinkle1111@reddit
As opposed to Russian limo.
Formal-Mission9099@reddit
Lada?
Ordinary-Badger-9341@reddit
The ones they use for funerals are usually pretty standard, no-frills
unsurewhatiteration@reddit
A lot places just use "limousine" to refer to any hired passenger vehicle, or at least translate it into English that way.
stokeitup@reddit
Yes, friend runs a “limousine” service in a large western US city and it is what he calls his business. Mostly it is a service where business people, especially those who travel a lot, hire his service, he operates 2 to 4 vehicles with one a luxury lemo. For a time he ran a small 20-30 seat bus full metropolitan kids to and from a private school in a small town about forty miles from the urban center. Very lucrative.
therapistofcats@reddit
Yea, that's fair.
Davesjoshin@reddit
Your typical A to B, economy class, clothed seat limo.
LocationAcademic1731@reddit
For rent limo? Lol, you are right. It’s almost like they pay people per word now.
AutomatedName420@reddit
Quiet_Cauliflower120@reddit
IVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!
Smooth-Reason-6616@reddit
Standard Limo.... such as a Maybach vs a Mercedes.
SavageDriller1@reddit
Regular limo.
AlfalfaReal5075@reddit
Let me guess, the limousine fell from a window
AdditionalAd9794@reddit
Was he not in it? That's kind of a relevant detail
howmanyturtlesdeep@reddit
My question, is why are no major news media covering this? Even RT isn’t. Strange.
xSaRgED@reddit
Trying to figure out what the fuck happened first before they report.
DumpedToast@reddit
That’s a first. They usually blast the news then add updates as they come in
AlfalfaReal5075@reddit
Was about to say, setting the narrative well ahead of the "evidence" is kind of their favorite thing. Strange.
wendling2000@reddit
Video is watermarked The Sun, a very popular newspaper.
KingParrotBeard@reddit
I'm pretty sure we're past messages. Putin is locked into this war whether he likes it or not. The economy will collapse if he pulls out, and if he stops the invasion he's a dead man.
So the question is, was it a failed attempt or or a failed vehicle.
Do UKR want to assassinate him? Whoever is next in line is likely worse than Poopoo.
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
They were searching the sewers. So Teenage Russian Sambo Lizards are a distinct possibility
Lawyerlytired@reddit
Odds are there would be a power struggle, which would disrupt their war effort, maybe even require them to recall forces. If it gives Ukraine a chance to push Russia out, then it's worth it. Secure Ukrainian territory, deploy allied forces, and hold the line against future Russian aggression.
AdditionalAd9794@reddit
You don't know who sent the message, could easily be internal within Russia. Maybe one of his policies shafted a contractor or weapons manufacturer.
The message didn't necessarily have to come from the west
boof_tongue@reddit
Could it be some diehard Wagnerites with a grudge to settle?
Jig0ku@reddit
If if was not a mere message, then it’s all the better in my opinion. It means foreplay is over, and now we’re really fighting.
A 72 years old paranoiac old self-shitting kgb dictator sureounded by wolves and people fearing to contradict him VS the full might of all of Europe’s intelligence.
Let’s see how that plays out.
veryparcel@reddit
The world would like to know. The people of Russia can then celebrate their liberation.
Rough_Purchase1638@reddit
Yes
anony-mousey2020@reddit
Will we ever know if it’s him or a clone double?
Bodach42@reddit
Just use AI they could keep Putin alive for every with daily broadcasts to the Russian people.
anony-mousey2020@reddit
Lol /not lolz year 2050 - jeez, how does Putin keep going?
AdditionalAd9794@reddit
Does he have 7 body doubles like Saddam Hussein did?
SmartDiscussion2161@reddit
Only 6 now
PureLock33@reddit
less competition in the imposter market
InsanityRoach@reddit
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
Beautiful-Ad4594@reddit
anony-mousey2020@reddit
More murky, but that’s been the scuttle for a while.
mistahelias@reddit
Thinking the same thing.
karlou1984@reddit
Imagine you get offered a job from the government and when you show up for training, 7 other people receiving training all look like you.
Giacomotheunblessed@reddit
Guaranteed no, single vehicle, no extra anything. Either they got him out and dipped hard as soon as it happened or he wasn’t in that one. He has a motorcade too.
SmokedUp_Corgi@reddit
I wonder if when he does die will the Russian government try to cover it up until they get things in order.
M3RC3N4RY89@reddit
That’s exactly what NK did when Kim Jung Il died in 2011.
Ewendmc@reddit
NK had a successor in 2011. Putin hasn't nominated one.
InsanityRoach@reddit
It is that or the country falls in turmoil as different factions try to be the one in power.
MorningDew5270@reddit
Weekend At Trumpie’s?
AlphaB27@reddit
The Sequel to Death of Stalin.
SellOpposite5697@reddit
It’s Putin we are talking about. He could be behind this for reasons that only Putin understands.
TheProfessional9@reddit
Probably hasn't been seen yet. Our timeline doesn't seem to be lucky enough to have much hope
SpinachnPotatoes@reddit
This one has the villans winning each time it seems.
Regurgitator001@reddit
My guess it's just a reminder from the garage it's up for a re-service appointment.
Delicious-Pickle-141@reddit
Solid point.
DisrespectfulOtter@reddit
He wasn't in it. But at least this is going to make his paranoia sky-rocket, that's always good and fun to watch develop.
ClammyClamerson@reddit
Could be a false flag attack too. Putin has tried to create the conditions necessary for his motivations more than once. The one that comes to memory is when he tried to accuse Ukraine of having a dirty bomb. Details are fuzzy, but you should be able to search it based on those keywords if you're interested.
LacsNeko@reddit
Man, 2 failed unalive attempts in this year, that sucks
Dontbelievethehype24@reddit
Either Trump or Musk are behind this, only way to get out from under Putin’s thumb
wales-bloke@reddit
Fingers crossed that:
SCPU227@reddit
From Russia with Love.....CHUMPS Motorcaid may be next? ♡♡♡
SCPU227@reddit
LOL 😆 me too, it's a crying shame our "FREE" Speech doesn't let us say what we really think ¿¿¿
nowheyjose1982@reddit
We know what you mean
Enough_Fish739@reddit
Wink wink, nudge nudge, 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠!
cbandscooter4ever@reddit
Know what I mean, Know what I mean
Enough_Fish739@reddit
Well he dosen't anymore, he is pining for the fjords!
cbandscooter4ever@reddit
Stunned!
Enough_Fish739@reddit
Lovely plumage!
cbandscooter4ever@reddit
It's stone dead
WattebauschXC@reddit
And everyone supports it
MusicApprehensive394@reddit
What’s up with that lately?
NoIsland23@reddit
Saying you want Putin to die could get you banned?
I hope Putin gets shot or blown up, shit I‘d do it myself if there were no consequences to my health.
Waste-Soil-4144@reddit
Wishing violence upon people is against the rules unfortunately. Even if the person deserves it.
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit
Yeah... its weird trying to keep a balance... I for one prefer this duck I found.
According_Expert_717@reddit
IagoEliHarmony@reddit
Excuse me whilst I steal that....
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit
I know I have the stl file around here somewhere for my printer.
IagoEliHarmony@reddit
Ooooo- I would love the stl file....
s0mer4ndom1diot@reddit
So.. you're telling me, that if you saw baby Hitler, you wouldn't kill him?
gratuitousHair@reddit
it's dependent on phrasing and moderator / administrator enforcement. the current official stance seems to be that incitement, endorsement, or threats of violence are infringements of reddit's rules. everything else surrounding it is rather vague, though. in fact, the rules themselves do not reflect this policy change in their verbage.
weinerslav69000@reddit
Honestly every single subreddit has been wildly ban happy lately and I imagine it's because it's a pittance for either a state government or a corporation to purchase a mod account. Even if it's $50k, $100k, $150k. Literal pennies to a nation state or billionaire.
Reddit is the #1 cheapest way to influence public opinion on controversial topics. And I'm sure Spez ain't gonna ban mods that all of a sudden have different IPs that just so happen to be VPNs
SellOpposite5697@reddit
Upvote for support against CENSORSHIP
ThrowawayColonyHouse@reddit
Agitated-Donkey1265@reddit
do do do do do ^do
do
atreides_hyperion@reddit
Baby shark
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
Haha it's funny how there's verboten on Reddit now
BuvantduPotatoSpirit@reddit
We get banned from reddit for speculating it was a Tesla?
Oh, right.
-burgers@reddit
Weegied
meehowski@reddit
Virtual upvote because we know
memzart@reddit
They have Teslas in Russia?!
GlennsSonFooledMe@reddit
Yes. That moron from Chechnya bought a cyber truck
NightOperator@reddit
All sources are "independent"
Glass_Horror_6431@reddit
“Attempted assassination attempt” Damn is was that bad?
Puzzled_Pyrenees@reddit
Come on, ya'll. You can do it! If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Proletariat-Prince@reddit
Didn't zelensky just say, in an interview last week, that putin was probably going to die soon?
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
Whoah, you’re saying Zelenskyy is a fortune-teller?
Ukrainians got lucky electing a funnyman that is actually pretty good.
Fuzzy_Fish_2329@reddit
Zelensky just said Putin will die soon. 🤔
Traditional-Handle83@reddit
To be fair, he meant of health and age. Which is technically correct. Putin is actually really old and kinda near that age the average human dies from old age related diseases.
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
“Buht shirtless horse photo 20 years ago”
AdAble557@reddit
One would think those vehicles have serious armor + undergo countless inspections plus surveillance.
lavapig_love@reddit
One would think, but away go the competent people...
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
Off to the west go the competent people.
Wurznschnitzer@reddit
yeah but it can only go so far and you can circumvent them "easily" as seen in 1989 inGermany
No_Menu_6533@reddit
It’s Russia.
The whole country works on minimum possible effort that still gets you paid.
YourePropagandized@reddit
Have you looked at your own country lmao? I guess what they say is true: every accusation by an American is simply projection
No_Menu_6533@reddit
Any particular country in America ?
YourePropagandized@reddit
Ah I see what type of person you are. I’m sure you’re very well liked among your peers! 👍
No_Menu_6533@reddit
Is it a personal attack or a compliment ?
YourePropagandized@reddit
Depends on if you’re insufferable on purpose
_AttilaTheNun_@reddit
Found Elon!
Smooth-Reason-6616@reddit
Not much defence if one of your security detail is in on the plan...
lavapig_love@reddit
The Aurus Senat was based off a Mercedes-Benz limousine that Putin could no longer buy, so they created a Russian-made frame and engine. Kim Jong-Un was given a Senat as thanks for sending North Korean troops to the front lines.
Maybe it was an explosive, maybe it was the lack of quality control. Who can say?
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
Aurus Pinto?
ResortMain780@reddit
Its in no way based on a mercedes, it replaced mercedes. Porsche helped with the development of the engine, but its made in russia.
No-Wonder1139@reddit
Autodefenestration
Fantastic_East4217@reddit
Looks like Putin got the new model Teslas early.
SolarNachoes@reddit
Did it catch fire and spread or did it just spontaneously go boom?
Delicious-Pickle-141@reddit
It was not assassination attempt. It was special political operation.
StrengthToBreak@reddit
Is message: Putin sleeps with Moskva now
Bitter-Good-2540@reddit
Special car repair operation
StrengthToBreak@reddit
Looks like the front fell off
coMN1972@reddit
Maybe we can start spelling it “ass ass ination”.
No-Preparation-6516@reddit
Who cares ww3 is about to begin
Fluid_Cat2269@reddit
Maybe it’s a Tesla?
Traning_Parrk1201@reddit
Cant be, the wheels didnt detach
Weeeky@reddit
Sadly only attempt
Dredly@reddit
if he wasn't in it this is a 1000% a ploy by the Russian FSB to make it look like the Ukrainians are attempting to assassinate Putin so they can use this as an example of why Ukraine shouldn't be allowed to sign a cease fire.
MrMorale25@reddit
Hopefully we hear some good news soon..
pintord@reddit (OP)
We would have by now.
Mangy_Karl@reddit
To bad Putins bitch wasn’t in it also
XxHollowBonesxX@reddit
The simpson’s showed him at least what you can see intact just sayin
igloohavoc@reddit
Damn it Dave! You rigged the explosives on the wrong Limo!
StandbyBigWardog@reddit
Again?!
PlagueBirdZachariah@reddit
One could hope
DumpedToast@reddit
Remember the staged terrorist attacks in Russia before going in to Georgia?
maxip89@reddit
3 days old news story...
OkGrab8779@reddit
April 1.
dennisrfd@reddit
Hopefully putin. And not one of his doubles
Much_Fee7070@reddit
I hope the idiot got a sense of horror much like all those other people who found themselves "suddenly" falling out of open windows
Weekly-Ad9770@reddit
Explosives don’t start in the engine compartment and work their way into the interior. They said the engine caught fire, not an explosion.
BOB_eDy@reddit
I dearly hope that this year the war criminal will see the other side.
jar1967@reddit
If Putin was in it, we won't know for a day or two
djquu@reddit
Attempted attempt? What even is this headline?
Top-Philosopher-3507@reddit
Trump is going to be furious!
extrastupidone@reddit
Hope it was 🤷♂️
FairOption2188@reddit
Looks like Putin is taking a page from the Trump playbook. Maybe Russians will wrap their cars in images of the burning limo?
minivant@reddit
Mariahausfrau@reddit
But shouldnt they just fall out from windows in Rossija?🙏
New_Zebra_3844@reddit
Amateurs
M3r0vingio@reddit
Putin propaganda Say putin use old lada 😂🫣
-HeavenHammer-@reddit
Maybe it's a message for Putin, that he's not invincible. He should feel that.
orangegap@reddit
I see someone mysteriously falling out of a window in the near future
Sad-Music1672@reddit
the last thing you want is putin ded
Leftyoilcan@reddit
One ass ok two asses, we need a star in there!
Lazy_Toe4340@reddit
I wonder if something were to happen to Putin if Trump would stop receiving orders and America would just go back to normal...
/s
TadpoleRemarkable141@reddit
Fake !!! . His cars are parked in a garage or in a parking space in the Kremlin. This is planned so that people think that they want to kill him.
Scottyd737@reddit
Hopefully next time he's in the limo
Orophinl4515@reddit
Man is the USA do incompetent that they cannot carry a single simply strike. I mean they managed the magic bullet.
greenhornblue@reddit
Do it again. But successfully this time.
Sauron-IoI@reddit
And what will it change? The subjective idealism is stupidity
bristlybits@reddit
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bristlybits@reddit
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internetALLTHETHINGS@reddit
It's probably just a Tesla.
Lazy_Internal_7031@reddit
What a gift to the world it would be.
zaevilbunny38@reddit
It wasn't him and it wasn't from his actual motorcade. It was from government motorcade, meaning it was a lower rank bureaucrat.
Critical-Papaya8304@reddit
No Russian an important Russian who cares who died
karma513@reddit
Hate for the government is one thing. And justified. Hate for innocent people of a country is ignorance and makes you a shitty human. Download away because I won't change what I said and it won't change the truth in it either.
Swimming-Food-9024@reddit
smokem if u gottem
Professional_Chair13@reddit
AutomatedName420@reddit
Here's hoping they got him. That said, I wouldn't be shocked if this were a false flag meant to play off Zelenskyy saying Putin would be dead soon. The implication of age and disease were clear, but when have clear implications ever stopped Putin from "seizing on an opportunity"?
steelcityfanatic@reddit
This is the answer. Putin will claim Zelenskyy and Trump will eat it up, saying Ukraine is the aggressor trying to thwart peace talks. Kremlin 101.
piponwa@reddit
Meanwhile Russia tried to kill Zelensky dozens of times. Which is why he's guarded by Western special forces now.
error_404_5_6@reddit
Does it matter? Every individual person has already made the decision of whether they support fascists or humanity. What is the point of bullshit propaganda?
There's 3 groups. The die hard fascists, the people who have no choice but to deal with them, and the rest who still know what's happening but are refusing to be involved for personal reasons. People I'd imagine who are not in support of Russia.
I don't see how this being staged would change or have sway over anything.
Unless they're just putting on a little puppet show for themselves to inflate their own denial.
monsterlynn@reddit
It would allow them to escalate the war without riling the population up too much.
daviddjg0033@reddit
Were they not fooled by previous false flags like the bombing done by the GRU who were caught with explosives? Anyone remember Biden, who telegraphed to Europe that Putin was not bluffing military drills he was invading, warning about False Flag attacks in Russia?
error_404_5_6@reddit
If the Russian population still has enough left to sacrifice for that to be effective, I see your point. Still, if you're feigning a terrorist attack for support, it must be rough to get it.
Are they, by any chance, watching American mainstream media?
AlphaB27@reddit
Zelenskyy was a comedian before becoming a politician. So he understands a good punchline.
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
John Stewart should really run against trump as an independent
score_@reddit
Not a false flag. Just another defective scooter.
MountainMapleMI@reddit
Opportunity to declare total war and engage tactical nuclear weapons.
ProfDoomDoom@reddit
Which “they” are you hoping for?
AutomatedName420@reddit
Literally anyone. Putin could even come to his senses and do it himself.
Short_Hair8366@reddit
I don't think a failed assassination attempt on putin by Zelensky would lower his standing amoungst russians or Ukrainians. The only thing that would raise it above a failed attempt would be a successful attempt.
AutomatedName420@reddit
Sometimes, even world leaders gotta make themselves victims for the 'gram.
YallRedditForThis@reddit
I reckon there'll be people falling from 5th story windows in the coming weeks.
DreamLighting@reddit
Most likely staged to enhcnahce his hero orgin story.
cosmic_muppet@reddit
this seems relevent: Zelensky says ‘Putin will die soon and that's a fact’ amid ill-health rumours as Russia ramps up Ukraine blitz | The Sun
bristlybits@reddit
be fair, most people over 70 will die soon. it's a rather broad statement
DeaglanOMulrooney@reddit
It's also the Sun, the worst tabloid rag on the planet
cosmic_muppet@reddit
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/zelenskyy-says-putin-will-die-soon-due-to-age-235520069875
crom_laughs@reddit
quick!! turn on Russian state TV to see what is playing!!!
sfsp3@reddit
It's spelled - assassination.
senadraxx@reddit
But the Al Gore Rhythms!
The_Chap_Who_Writes@reddit
Yeah, the self-censorship pisses me off.
AutomatedName420@reddit
Bro chill you can't type ass twice in a row like that
wthulhu@reddit
Buttbuttination
Western-Sugar-3453@reddit
I found this way funnier than I should.
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
Isn't it crazy how the Simpsons had to get rid of homer choking bart out bc pc
AutomatedName420@reddit
Why you little
HawkeyeByMarriage@reddit
Except us in the USA. We are now an assnation
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
That’s how we get that movie ‘Ass’ from that documentary, Idiocracy
Bipogram@reddit
asinine-nation
zombiecorp@reddit
Replying to AdditionalAd9794... I remember it as two asses in a nation to get it right.
adecapria@reddit
Calling it now, false flag. There's no way Ukraine would risk not getting the right car, and especially only hitting one car. Peace talks, or at least ceasefire talks, are currently going on, and they'd never do this to try and end the war. Putin planned this so that he can justify his constant refusal to end the war.
b14ck_jackal@reddit
There's A LOT of people who want him dead, not just Ukraine.
adecapria@reddit
I understand that, but we all know who is going to be blamed for this.
HoneyBabyChe@reddit
I was giggling at the top replies and this one sucked the laughter out of me. Zelensky will absolutely get blamed for this, Putin's gonna use it as an excuse to cut off the peace talks jfc
mh2sae@reddit
I hope the limousine is okey.
Apprehensive-Pop-201@reddit
Oh. So terrible. Trying really hard to be upset about it.
Timely-Name-1183@reddit
Same i can't stop crying /s
LadeoGaga@reddit
Ass ass in
DownwardSpirals@reddit
I am here for you. We can get through this together. I'm also barely upset about how little I'm upset by this.
Plenty_Treat5330@reddit
Attempted assignation..🤞
SinghStar1@reddit
I hope Putin is alive. I don't want WW3.
Nanataki_no_Koi@reddit
That ship sailed when Trumpy got re-elected. It's happening, it's only a question of how bad will it be.
0220_2020@reddit
If it was a close call, then I think Putin being alive makes WW3 more likely as he tries to exact revenge on Ukraine and NATO (minus US) steps in.
EothainDragonne@reddit
False flag to escalate Ukraine's war.
Various_Patient6583@reddit
I can only get so erect… -Sterling Mallory Archer
justbreathego@reddit
Tesla makes limos?
thisisnotme78721@reddit
let's hope it wasn't attempted
Ok-League-3024@reddit
Someone isn’t going to have fun with a 12v battery soon….
HairyChest69@reddit
What a bs story. Of course, the majority of users reading this will eat it up and believe it all to be 💯 accurate. They'll especially believe the video of servicemen being "pat down" is exactly what that is.
blacksheep6@reddit
Are adults not allowed to say assassination on the internet?
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit
Reddit has a huge list of buzz words, then they base it on account history, and censor or not from there. IMO.... as long as everyones talking like level headed adults and not getting carried away with emotion nearly anything could be discussed. I particularly like it when the other side is tried to be seen... or the larger picture of things, but, discussions seldom make it to that point but rather "duck yous"
birdmilk@reddit
are you not following along? Bots run off of keywords.
No-Milk-874@reddit
Ruh roh!
Strange_Judge_4730@reddit
Let it buuuurrrrrnnnnn
Crazyblue09@reddit
There's nothing on the news about it!
Sad_Leading_1522@reddit
I scrolled very far for this comment. I can't find it either.
Crazyblue09@reddit
I even googled it and nothing, not saying it didn't happen, but tis weird that there is no other report other than this.
Lazy-Floridian@reddit
Engine fire, seen those before.
CalamariAce@reddit
Zelensky just made a comment a few days ago saying that putin "wouldn't be around much longer". Presumably this is what he was talking about.
AlexmytH80@reddit
It's not the kind of thing you want to mess up. He can blow up your country and you miss? Lol, good job, Europe
Sinclair_Lewis_@reddit
No doubt in my mind this came from within the Kremlin. Either his own people trying to take him out or a false flag to sabotage the quasi-ceasefire.
wartexmaul@reddit
RIP clone #3
greencutoffs@reddit
Try , try , again.
thedayafternext@reddit
I really hope that's put the wind up him.
TheTendieMans@reddit
Shame he wasn't riding it.
damgiloveboobs@reddit
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦
PHobsessed@reddit
Or he did it to one of his own to spark something more
wowaddict71@reddit
He might be getting the " Carrero Blanco" special.
lahimatoa@reddit
You can type out assassination here. It's fine, really.
LOLunlucky@reddit
Was it a Tesla? They just do that sometimes.
WoopsShePeterPants@reddit
Who was Putin trying to assassinate this time?
Agreeable_Stable8906@reddit
SLAVA UKRAINI
RadInternetHandle@reddit
Nice try Putin…
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
The military industry minions in the UK and France governments, trying to do all they can to destroy the thin possibility of peace.
USAFmuzzlephucker@reddit
There is no possibility of peace. At all. There is only the possibility of delayed final conquest.
Putin has never negotiated in good faith, nor signed an agreement he's kept.
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Ehm.... maybe read some news, and see what side has fucked up literally every single negotiation dude..... like wtf LOL
No_Menu_6533@reddit
The USA ?
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Besides lol
No_Menu_6533@reddit
Give us a hint…
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
US first (literally didn't participated in anything directly involving the Russians until the government changed), France (which is in a direct conflict with Russia in Africa), UK (the party most actively coordinating with Ukraine) and directly blamed in the last big talks negotiation sabotage; Poland (was accussed in conjunction with Ukraine's and US of sabotaging Russian-Germanic relationship by blowing up the NordStream pipelines) mainly.
USAFmuzzlephucker@reddit
Yeah. I know which side. The Russians haven't kept a single deal regarding Ukraine. Putin has recognized their international borders several times and then invaded saying they don't matter. Russia itself recognized their referendum on independence which included Crimea and the Donbas.
"Like wtf LOL"
Tell daddy pootpoots you've earned your 10 rubles for the day.
Dry_Examination3184@reddit
Dictators rarely do. The only way to beat them is with a firm hand and unwavering courage.
Smooth-Reason-6616@reddit
If it was the UK, it would have been the SAS... and if it was the SAS then they wouldn't bodge the job...
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Governments rarely use their forces directly for shady types of attacks when they aren´t directly and officially engaging in war.
UtopiaForRealists@reddit
I hope that * was in it
FunCoffee4819@reddit
Probably one of his generals who refused to fall out a window.
michaudtime@reddit
Wait... Guys... Was that us? Did you leave me out of the friggen group chat again!!?!!
Rrunken_Rumi@reddit
Zelensky just said "he will die" . And its no coincidence. That EU puppet is taking it very personally. Hope putin is ok. God bless our great leader of our motherland.
BibendumsBitch@reddit
Who cares if Zelensky had any part of this, which he didn’t, but Putin sent assassins as soon as war started to get rid of him in order to put someone loyal to Putin in place.
eatmoreturkey123@reddit
How would you know if he had a part in it or not?
BibendumsBitch@reddit
Well he’s on a world tour right now but would be impressive if he did honestly .. I think enough people dislike Putin that are close to him to try something but of course I’m no expert
AlphaB27@reddit
I feel like at this point, the majority of Russian people have either been affected or know someone who's been affected by the "special military operation"
eatmoreturkey123@reddit
Oh you meant personally planted the bomb?
VdoubleU88@reddit
Not all stories have happy endings, unfortunately…
Ordinary-Badger-9341@reddit
Why isn't this in the news
SteveNotFromHere@reddit
I was just reading yesterday about Putin been more afraid of being taken down by his own subordinates…
nah_dude_lol@reddit
Why do people censor their post titles?
SkeptMom@reddit
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Unhappy-Support1455@reddit
Defiant-Temporary347@reddit
A+ for effort, here's hoping.
taintmaster900@reddit
Whooooaaaa something happened
Oh fuck
PlaceboJacksonMusic@reddit
Was it a cybertruck?
Journeym3n24@reddit
It was a limo similar to his, but not one of his. This had nothing to do with him.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/limousine-from-putin-motorcade-explodes-burns
SensitiveWar187@reddit
Zelensky mostró likely had a hand in that
robotpoolparty@reddit
So many bots saying "Zelensky said he's gonna die soon." Dude specifically prefaced about his age:
"The second thing he is afraid of is the loss of power. This depends on the stability in Russian society but also on his age. He will die soon, that's a fact. Everything will be over then. I mean, the question is, this all may end before his absolutely unsuccessful and historic life ends. This is what he is afraid of."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTQZmxzOR8s
ItsMeArkansas@reddit
Could just be a Tesla
Craic-Den@reddit
Putin is going to start killing his own security..
Malcolm_Morin@reddit
"Start"?
Uncle_Bug_Music@reddit
Oh my god! I hope Putin made it out alive.
and scene
uumamiii@reddit
🤞🤞
fastal_12147@reddit
This headline brought to by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
OccidoViper@reddit
Hopefully, Putin was in it
ClasseBa@reddit
Maybe it was someone else. There must be a million people at least out there who would love to kill him.
Crazyblue09@reddit
Could this be like the assassination of Duke Ferdinand? If it's an assassination attempt and it kick starts WW3
bankrupt_bezos@reddit
Take me out!
Critical-Papaya8304@reddit
Only good Russian is a dead Russian
wesweb@reddit
hope they got him
TarzansNewSpeedo@reddit
Hope they killed putin and his body now needs scraped off the street
PN4HIRE@reddit
DiscountEven4703@reddit
Waiting for actual information Sucks
Tall_Newspaper_6723@reddit
Here's hoping Putin has a worse day today than Nestor Cortes.
hondacrf450x@reddit
Zelensky did say just a few days ago that Putin was going to die!
joeg26reddit@reddit
Blue plate special
Bloodymeer Poutine
Ill_Long_7417@reddit
Dangerous upvoted but upvote I must. Too clever.
IcyCucumber6223@reddit
Smells of false flag
Bla_Z@reddit
Damn, who could've anticipated that his limo would fall off a window like that. We truly live in dangerous times.
Immortal-one@reddit
Was made using Tesla Cyber truck parts? Those have been known to spontaneously combust.
sednaplanetoid@reddit
"unclear"??
Ok-Following447@reddit
Was he driving a tesla?
Tricky-Union4827@reddit
Oh wow. That'll help the wild salmon population.
Stalker_Medic@reddit
Well, this is interesting.