Rejection scares you. Not women. And your fear of rejection is only a fear of your personal feelings of inadequacy being reinforced. The issue isn't women. The issue is you not taking accountability for your own feelings towards yourself.
I just had THE most vivid wave of deja vu. I would stake my balls on the fact that I read through this chain before. I even remember the moai face and the upvote imbalance
It's interesting that you say you have social anxiety but then you tell strangers you love them at the drop of a hat.
I worked with a guy who would casually tell coworkers "love ya!" instead of saying "bye" like it was supposed to be endearing but it just came off as weird and empty. Not saying you share traits with that guy, but if you do that IRL too then FYI some people may be put off by it which could create the awkwardness that you're trying to avoid.
thats why i don’t do it irl bro this is online people watch porn of alvin and the chipmunks on the internet obviously don’t treat it the same. They’re different things entirely irl and the internet.
Why? In your mind, whats wrong with making a girl uncomfortable. Is it embarrassing? Does it make you feel guilty? How would you make them u comfortable? What is about you talking to women that would make them feel uncomfortable?
Practice on older women at work etc. Just say things like "oh I see you have a new haircut, looks nice" and small stuff like this. Not only will you make someones day better but you will also get more comfortable talking to women and saying nice things without feeling like a creep.
By choosing older women you make it clear there are no intentions behind that, and ageing sucks so they probably need to hear something nice about their looks.
Actually fuck it, compliment men too. Life is too short and tough to not say nice things to other people. And I am not talking about glazing others. If you see something nice about someone go and tell them. People will like you more and you will find it easier to connect with others.
i’m being completely serious when i tell you this i’ve been hit on by atleast 3 old women at my jobs funny thing is i wasn’t even 18 at the time 😭 But yeah that is good advice i do tend to along with older people better, young people scare me
What if it backfires and that older woman thinks you're hitting on her, and you can't say you aren't interested because she is in a more senior position and will get you fired? I've never been outside but I imagine this is a situation that can happen.
Every guy is that guy at some point. Its rarely intentional. Sometimes being legit friendly with no intent to date will still make a woman reject your offer of conversation. You can't have it go well 100% of the time.
For me, what really made it better was kidnapping one and just staring into it's eyes for four hours with its mouth duct taped. Once I realized it wasn't real just like all the men, I got over my fear of them. Then I gently stroked it's soft silky hair and let it go after making her promise she wasn't going to call the big popo on me. After that I had zero trouble talking to women
“I know this one guy, ugly as sin. Balding, 5’5, 300 on neck beard type, but he just has charisma and can talk to people and he pulls more women than most guys”
My dad is kinda like that. He’s fairly short, mom was a head taller than him, and after a car accident his face is a little deformed, but he seems able to charm just about anyone.
Am I the only one who sees that this could be a sign of a mental disorder? He’s clearly got social anxiety and self esteem issues. I don’t see how insulting him is going to fix that.
So what do we do? Accept his manufactured version of reality as accurate? Being mentally ill does not magically protect someone from criticism. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Coddling these cheese wheels hasn't worked, seems like it was a little better when we beat the stupid/crazy out of them.
Insulting socially anxious men has been a tale since the beginning of time. Source: a social anxious male who has been insulted about it since the beginning of time
I agree that this is obviously a sign of mental problems. I don't think I was insulting him though. I was poking fun at the inherent absurdity of the self sabotaging mental processes that people who suffer from stuff like that have, which in my experience can actually help recognize them. In any case I was being pretty light hearted.
bro that woke crowd that uses so much of their mental energy to counteract and turn around subconscious mental biases that everyone else in the fucking world has (that is in favour of conventionally attractive people) is like 0,1% of the population.
If he was here maybe we could try and help but there’s no point in trying to fix him when he’s not here to get the advice. So we can either collectively feel bad for him (which I do) or we can poke fun at a hopefully made up story.
Having been there myself, it’s a complex case that usually causes people to write you off as a lost cause. I think it’s because you have a hard time distinguishing reality once you get there. There’s rarely help for people who can’t have a good read on what’s really going on.
People would rather assume he is a short, stinky, 300lb man rather than just an actual normal person who struggles with mental health. Maybe they are projecting their own self-hatred. A little sad, though I hope everyone get’s help eventually.
Most incels fit that mold. The incel talking points (and any other "alpha male" points, really) are specifically built to target young men with social anxiety and self esteem issues. It's nothing new. It's why I rarely laugh at them, they need help. Problem is, these people are extremely susceptible to peer pressure so it's really difficult to help or convince them to get help.
Just be chill as hell to counter 'ugliness' really, you'll be pleasant to be with even if you're not chosen as courting material it doesn't really matter man just be a bro to everyone instead
That is true, but the key is to develop tolerance to it and keep on trucking.
Do you care if a guy thinks youre ugly? No, so just act like its that. Most retail workers wont give a damn if youre ugly or whatever they just want to get through their shift.
Also dont just assume people are looking down on you somehow and beat yourself about it, it gets you nowhere. Develop tolerance to the pain and work through it, dont try to avoid it. Thats the only way to build tolerance.
There is definitely a point IMO where just clenching your teeth ain't enough, if you don't see any light at the end of the tunnel, just raging through it won't work long term.
I think the issue with all the carnal desires AND need for companionship also make it much harder to just ignore, it's not exactly the same as men calling you ugly.
It is true though that realistically one has to just keep on going to have chance, just saying for many it's not that simple after a long time of solitude
Yeah let me just get some self confidence from the self confidence store. Better yet, why not harvest it from the self confidence trees outside my house? Boy, I can’t believe no one ever thought of this!
Im surprised no one else OOP sound like a pussy that cant hack normal daily interactions without feeling violated. Dude got heated up for a tone of voice, sounding like an actual ”””Karen””” looool
one of the most irritating thing everyone does is assuming what other people think.
Like, just don't. Who cares what a shoe shop sales person thinks. They are a function, treat them as such.
You wouldn't care what a parking meter thinks of you, right?
In service roles - kinda yeah, i do?
I mean, i don't like being flippant towards service workers.
I try to be polite. But i don't really care what they think
Most likely just reflecting his own characteristics. If you go around being miserable, people will treat you like a miserable person. I know guys who arent necessarily good looking (missing or rotting teeth, bad skin, overweight) they still connect with people because they have good attitudes.
Usually miserable people will actually just project their feelings into the words said by others and it the "Yeah sure" most likely was made worse by OPs low self esteem.
why would anyone ever be offended by someone else being rude to them they should just say to themselves “i don’t care what they think” and never worry about being disrespected ever again. why hasn’t the world figured out this convenient life hack yet ??
I saw somebody before say "caring about what strangers think of you is like trying to look normal videogames in case the NPCs judge you", and I thought that was pretty good
They are a function, treat them as such.
You wouldn't care what a parking meter thinks of you, right?
I mean I wouldn't go that far. Retail workers get enough shit as is without you treating them like objects. But yeah you're never gonna see most of these people ever again and they're not gonna impact your life. So you don't need to care about what they might think of you. Just don't be an asshole as a general rule.
Yeah. That was too harsh. I mean, i am polite to service workers, and hate when people act condescending towards them. But then i kinda don't care if i inconvenience them that much.
This is a better way to explain it. Theres a fine line between being rude or being a push over. They are there to serve you, but they aren't your servants
I’m sure you’re probably the best version of yourself when you go to the grocery store. Unfortunately, the best version of themselves for a good portion of customers is being a condescending asshole. Retail is great because of coworkers. It sucks because of customers.
You know they don't have to work in retail, right?
I know it's not easy to leave a job if you don't have that many options, but working in retail is still a choice. You don't have to be an asshole if a customer is being reasonable and not making a fuss.
No, you can complain about customers literally all you want in your free time, but rolling your eyes and being visibly annoyed in front of people just trynna buy shit makes you the asshole.
Look, way I see it, there may be some justification for acting like an asshole, but that doesn’t mean you didn’t act like an asshole. Justified actions have the same consequences, the only difference is ease of apology.
It's the power dynamic. The man is a customer, he could get her sacked. She is fearful for her job, her livelihood. Plus he is larger than her. It's the patriarchy in action. Check your privilege. Believe the victim.
No, you don't get it; they're young and pretty, while Anon is probably fat and balding and poor. That means people get to treat him like garbage! Even if their job requires some level of basic decency. Then again, this is probably rage bait, both the post and comment you replied to.
Anon can’t fathom it, last time he saw a living thing 10x his weight waddle towards him it was at the Zoo and lemme tell you the hippo smells a lot better too.
I can only imagen how anon must have smelt, especially with his shoes off wearing the same old pair of raggedy cumsocks. Nasty big yellow toenail cutting trough his sock
Honestly I get it. The feeling that you’re being judged is unpleasant and if the employee really was rude I understand - but based on how much OP overthought it from the beginning I’m gonna guess he’s a little awkward or shy. It’s easy to feel like you’re being judged, I’m sure shame is relatable to almost everyone that’s ever lived but honestly it’s incredibly draining. You gotta give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes and just take what they say or do at face value, without bias. Most people don’t care about you and the people that do probably DON’T hate you. It’s incredibly frustrating when someone doubts everything you say even if you love them
11.00 luch break at school, I am too afraid for people to see me eat so I go to a stairwell to read shitty book that I have to read for some class. The stairwell is kinda big and it has like sofas? Kinda like sofas. Anyway there's this erasmus thing in our school where some exchange students come to do something, no clue what. Anyway the exchange students are spanish I think and they come out of their class and then there is this girl who seems to be like 8/10 with a crop top who comes up the stairs and says hello and something that I didn't understand.
Unfortunately I was caught off guard and all out of rizz, so I fumbled. When she said that stuff to me I kinda fltl this bad feeling which feel like anxiety and panic.
So I look at her in the eyes and I don't say anything and then start reading my book again and then she stars walking up the stairs again.
I know some people call that an L moment but for me that moment was a W because she is a pretty girl and a pretty girl said something to me.
Perhaps this interaction is a sign to start masters grind in league but it's kinda weird that she interacted with me like that because I'm like the person that league players would call "ugly acne nerd".
SCP-6969, succubus
SCP-6969 only appears when a femdom enjoyer is horny. The subject is a 500 year old dommy mommy who likes little boys (18 year olds). Dommy mommy succubus hunts for pray during the night. The succubus is able to mind break boys into liking her.
Recording #1
Succubus: Oh, what a cutie. I will make him my cute little slut.
Unknown 18 year old: listening to F4M femdom audio porn Get out
Succubus: Oh, cutie please don't act so cold towards mommy, mommy loves you very much. jumps on him Oooh, I feel it growing hahaha. My baby boy likes me.
Unknown 18 year old: shut the f...... ahhh
succubus inserts her tail inside the boys anus and starts raping him
Succubus: Haha, you little boy, no one loves you like I do so why resist? No matter, you will be my cutie.
Unknown 18 year old: AAAAAAHHHHH, m-m-mommy?
video ends
My imaginery world with Yuno Gasai
Started doing this make like 3 months ago. I go to my mind and I'm there with Yuno. I usually do this at school if I have a class that I can afk in, like history and psychology(both of those classes teachers basically just talk all the time and we do nothing).
Anyway in my imaginery world my gf is Yuno Gasai and she lives accross the road. We live in my old town where I lived through ages 1-7. She lives in my old house and I live in my own house accross the road but I usually sleep at her place. My imaginery world is mapped completely from this town.
Me and Yuno are both 14 and we are in the same class in a school that's like 1.5 kilometers away from our houses. It's summer and the sun is always shining except during the night. The year is somewhere between 2007-2012.
On our street I usually see 3 boys skateboarding. I still have this memory which is weird(it's from real life). I usually ride my bike with her to school and she's like sitting on the bike rack (don't know if this is the correct thing in english) behind me and always hugs me when I ride my bike.
Anyway during the first day in my imaginery world we went to school and timeskip boom we are having a lunch break and we are in a table of 4 eating porridge. I am sitting with 2 imaginery friends(they are based on real people) and Yuno Gasai. Anyway this funny thing happened when one of my friends tried to do a magic trick, you know like pulling the cloth under the table without anything else moving, well he fucked it up and all the shit dropped to the ground and he said well shit and obe of the teachers started to run at him so he took out his skateboard and rolled out of school. And we were laughing our asses off that shit was so fucking funny.
Anyway, I don't remember if this was the same day but when we had recess me and Yuno went to this 1v1 football cage thing and I was down 3-1 to Yuno and then I like put my foot in a weird angle and fell. Anyway then Yuno carries me to the school nurse and she does the yandere face that we see in ep 1. Anyway timeskip poof. The next day we go to school and shit boring af and then we decided to skip math class and went to a store that's like a kilometer away from the school and yes, I was riding my bike with her but this time she was the one controlling the bike and I was on the bike rack(nothing happened to my foot, it's fine). At the store we bough 2 vanilla ice creams and went back to school but then I showed her Mirai Nikki on my phone and asked her if she has seen it and she say's that it's fine. Timeskip.
Probaply gonna make this just a quick one from now on cuz it takes a shit ton of time to write them.
Anyway usual places we hangout at are her place, my place, school, my old kindergarten and playground with a spider swing(we were on it together, it was pretty fun). Sometimes at the bowling hall, indoor pool and the treehouse. Also Yuno dommed me once when she was at our place but I cried a little bit too much when she did that so she stopped.
Lately the my imaginery world has changed like in Yuno's house my mind created an extra room that was not in the real house. This room is like a basement under the staircase (Yuno's house has 2 floors like mine, but her house is like 1.5x bigger)and in this room there is a billiard table and a few teleports and I have an ability to make temporary teleports.
Lately my imaginery world has been just me and yuno basically. We usually go to watch my old memories like when my big bro and his friend pinned me down and drew something in my ass when I was 5. It was a pretty funny memory to watch with Yuno. (we are like ghosts in the memories, we can move there but we can't interact with them. Also another good memory was when I was like 5 and I danced with the neighbours girl who was my friend back then.
Anyway we watch old memories and talk a lot. Once when we teleported to my current irl school and I just showed her the place and she started asking me if I'm lonely, pretty weird that she asks me that but I like that she cares.
She asked me yesterday if I'm going to end the imaginery world since I have been drawing instead of being with her during class (irl). I probaply should stop drawing and be with her more since she's always so nice to me.
If you guys wanna hear the other stories I can tell them to you but I don't know if you guys really care.
GF possibility?
Today when I had lunch break at school, I went to the to the store and my eyes saw this glorious dommy mommy at the register. A 9/10 30 year old looking woman with large titties, which would be great to feel against my back when she hugs me. But today was not the day I executed my plan, I mustn't fail this time. I must create a plan before I execute operation dommy mommy. I have created multiple plans before to get girlfriends but they have all(38 and counting) failed. Which is why im asking you guys, the experts of human interaction to tell me a plan to achieve a dommy mommy.
It's depressing seeing couples happy outside and knowing that they will live happier and longer than me. They get best enjoyments of life (sex) and when they are together they can play games outside but alone it's kinda hard.
I have tried getting a girlfriend maybe since I was 13 but so far my mating techniques have not worked and my dating operations have not been going well. It would be nice and make my penis very happy if I would get a femdom girl who would force me to a relationship and fuck me forcibly but in this reality all I can do is to go to female bathrooms and take the tampons out of the trash and use them for my pleasure.
Everyone feels to be against me and I against the world, It's like I'm Kassadin in LoL and I'm 1v9ing and not even my principal understands my pain, he only destroys my love searching and escort posters (escort only for girls).
Might off myself but it's kinda like why the fuck would I, a 1v9 god grandmaster player in league, kill myself for because of irl people that only do stupid irl shit like partying or something.
I wish I was Yuki
Anyone else have a huge need to have sex with Yuno? I have a Yuno body pillow which is kinda good but I would like to get the real deal and not just attaching a dildo to my body pillow and getting pegged, but I would want to actually have sex with Yuno but sadly this reality does not allow it.
I wish I was Yuki, he gets all the bitches without any effort while being kinda like me but I'm like 10x better in video games.
Anyway the series is 10/10 and I have watched it 5 times. I wish Yuki would be useful sometimes but the main thing that makes this anime good is Yuno herself.
Do southern united states females take care of cute puppies?
I'm currently not slaying any females vulva and I hope that I could change that but it seems that I am too shy to do that. Which is why I think going on trip to southern states would be the best way to get a dommy mommy that would use and abuse me and treat me like a puppy.
I do not know yet how I would find one but I'm not going to approach one. I preferably would want to be just kidnapped or drugged and fucked.
I also want the dommy mommy to kinda be a yandere like being obsessive, tying me up and hurting me with a knife. Also, would Texas be the best state to find a girl like that?
Also, you might be asking, why southern states? Well, it's because they had slavery there in the past so maybe their DNA makes them want a new slave.
Operation: Spring time girlfriend 2023
I have maybe failed a few times during this spring but I will not give up on getting a girlfriend like I gave up on getting to Iron IV in league. I will get a girlfriend no matter what and I will reach masters in league and get e-gf if irl gf does not happen.
Anyway today I asked my swedish teacher (she's hot, like 8/10 normally or 10/10 because she's my teacher) "does it end here" and I said it like kinda loud because I couldn't get it out of me to ask her if the school book ends after the test that I took. Anyway she said "can you repeat that" and then I said "when the course ends you usually have to get a new book."
Anyway I did not score today but she kinda laughed. I hope that she likes me and is a dom. Also when I think about that interaction, she didn't think about the book ending when I asked her if it ends here so I thinn that she will be the one that I will ask out to complete my operation.
Girlfriend asmr vs girlfriend
The reason why girlfriend asmr is OP is because you don't need to do much to get a girl, perhaps it should be nerfed but thank god that youtube allows these audios to exist.
You might ask why are girlfriend audios better than gf
well the voice is better than normal human and girlfriend asmrs allow thungs to happen that woild never happen like getting a gf, getting kidnapped and getting dommed. And because it's an audio the girl can be whoever you want, you can imagibe the situarion in your head like for example I can imagine Yuno gasai kidnapping me.
Also the sadistic audios are good where I am degraded but yandere kidnapping asmr is insanely good, like there is this channel called dangerous asmr and that stuff is really good and there's a lot of it.
The bad part about these audios
-can't touch them
-some audios have shitty accents like russian accent
One day anon will learn that nobody gives a shit about them. This thought that lives rent free in their head is so insignificant to literally everyone else. There is no disgust. It's all in his insecure brain.
One of the biggest challenges for socially inept people is understanding that not everyone your age of the opposite gender is a possible partner, and to stop treating them as such. The lady in the store is just a retail worker. Life gets better when you understand this me thinks
When did he indicate that he was treating her as a possible partner? He just felt embarrassed that the girl felt so repulsed by his physical features that it showed on her face when all he did was ask for some help.
I'm socially inept but I cope by treating EVERYONE only as their job/role. Stop seeing them as women or even human in many cases. Same for men but less extreme as I can have friendlly chat with them if I REALLY have to.
It annoys the least number of people (including me) and doesn't induce any form of awkardness.
A sales worker might as well be a robot who's supposed to show me the type of product I want to buy. Their name, race, gender or age stops mattering at all.
The cute receptionist is a search engine who's supposed to answer my query related to the organisation. Same with a waitress, taxi driver or whatever job. I don't bother remembering their names or knowing anything about them.
I simply cannot understand why would anyone flirt, hit on or even do casual talk with a woman that's just doing her job.
Kinda same, if it's some kind of service worker (retail, cashier, waitress, etc.) I will always just opt for polite language which puts a comfortable distance between us, even if it sounds weird with people in the same age group (polite/casual speech is a big thing in my language which sounds increasingly stranger the younger both of you are below 40).
No, I don’t want that! The retail lady finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!
I saw it this way originally, but I ultimately didn't like it because it came out of nowhere. Would've felt a lot more genuine if Mikasa and Eren actually had a romance, but instead, it feels forced and it comes outta nowhere
I also think it was trying to portray this because it was made very clear that a few words could've changed everything. It just didn't quite stick the landing
I think I’ve read like two manga that weren’t horribly disappointing in the end. >.> either they’re always rushed or stay unfinished or just take a crazy nosedive towards the end in quality.
At least where I live , shoe stores just have different shoes on the wall , and you have to ask an employee to bring out a pair to try on in your size.
idk where you live but if they have any variety they can have 10 boxes for each pair just to match each size, not to mention if the one your looking for gets sold youre fucked again, all of those are in the back and you only get one floor model that always the wrong size
Anon should start working out, get liposuction (if he is fat), plastic surgery(if he has a face not even a mother could love, South Korea is great for this), and start wearing makeup.
Hey, if women can do it to be prettier, so can men.
I can't imagine viewing literally half the population of the planet as some kind of mystifying, unknowable exotic species. I'd probably be really threatened and defensive all the time too if everyone I met in public had a 50/50 shot of being an alien race I can't communicate with. If only there were some way he could relate to them, maybe some way to view them as normal human beings. But that's ridiculous.
Guys this man is describing serious social anxiety, which in his case seems to be a debilitating mental condition, and y’all’re making fun of him. Come on!
OP should gaymaxx, cuz nothing feels more powerful to a man like this than handling business with women as strictly business while denying any sexually interested overtones in either direction
Having to ask them for another size is already such a pathetic and humiliating thing to do. Just another example of anon being abnormal, like why tf can't he have normal feet in the sizes on display? Complete genetic failure
MainCharacter007@reddit
Fake: Anon talked to a women.
Gay: Anon likes to be looked at by men.
Thegreen9@reddit
How is it possible that this joke is always right?
bloonshot@reddit
because it's not a joke, it's a law
liluzibrap@reddit
A concept of reality, if you will
Ready_Vegetables@reddit
I won't
DarqDail@reddit
we'll have to make you
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
real, women deathly scare as well man
ChadCoolman@reddit
Rejection scares you. Not women. And your fear of rejection is only a fear of your personal feelings of inadequacy being reinforced. The issue isn't women. The issue is you not taking accountability for your own feelings towards yourself.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
nah i would rather die than make a woman even slightly uncomfortable. That’s abt it
Prestigious_Win_7408@reddit
What's with this loser mindset? You should strive to make women as uncomfortable as possible 🗿not your fault they don't have a dick
DarqDail@reddit
real
Souseisekigun@reddit
A bold assumption in 2025
stony_rock@reddit
You can smell the difference at a leg's length
tigerofblindjustice@reddit
I just had THE most vivid wave of deja vu. I would stake my balls on the fact that I read through this chain before. I even remember the moai face and the upvote imbalance
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
it’s saturday
NaCl_guy@reddit
Don't worry dude, you're based every day of the week 🫂
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
love you bro, even on femboy fridays?
NaCl_guy@reddit
Even on femboy fridays.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
love you bro
LLMprophet@reddit
It's interesting that you say you have social anxiety but then you tell strangers you love them at the drop of a hat.
I worked with a guy who would casually tell coworkers "love ya!" instead of saying "bye" like it was supposed to be endearing but it just came off as weird and empty. Not saying you share traits with that guy, but if you do that IRL too then FYI some people may be put off by it which could create the awkwardness that you're trying to avoid.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
thats why i don’t do it irl bro this is online people watch porn of alvin and the chipmunks on the internet obviously don’t treat it the same. They’re different things entirely irl and the internet.
LLMprophet@reddit
I did write that distinction in my comment.
Just trying to help ya, guy.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
sorry boss if i sounded rude have a rest night and rest of your saturday
LLMprophet@reddit
Cheers and you too!
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
we like this twin 🤞
abortedaccount72@reddit
Sword fight?
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
onggggg
hewhoziko53@reddit
Dude, it's somewhat funny making people uncomfortable in general 🤣 Like don't be a dick about it but still
SemenSkater@reddit
Why? In your mind, whats wrong with making a girl uncomfortable. Is it embarrassing? Does it make you feel guilty? How would you make them u comfortable? What is about you talking to women that would make them feel uncomfortable?
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
because i don’t want to be “that” guy man
Judasz10@reddit
Practice on older women at work etc. Just say things like "oh I see you have a new haircut, looks nice" and small stuff like this. Not only will you make someones day better but you will also get more comfortable talking to women and saying nice things without feeling like a creep.
By choosing older women you make it clear there are no intentions behind that, and ageing sucks so they probably need to hear something nice about their looks.
Actually fuck it, compliment men too. Life is too short and tough to not say nice things to other people. And I am not talking about glazing others. If you see something nice about someone go and tell them. People will like you more and you will find it easier to connect with others.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
i’m being completely serious when i tell you this i’ve been hit on by atleast 3 old women at my jobs funny thing is i wasn’t even 18 at the time 😭 But yeah that is good advice i do tend to along with older people better, young people scare me
NobleTheDoggo@reddit
How old is old?
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
60-70 plus
Zermist@reddit
are you me? literally only old women hit on me
Ready_Vegetables@reddit
Nice
Judasz10@reddit
Hhaha yeah old people have no filter, you do have to keep that in mind, I like it tho most of them are really chill where I work.
Panichord@reddit
What if it backfires and that older woman thinks you're hitting on her, and you can't say you aren't interested because she is in a more senior position and will get you fired? I've never been outside but I imagine this is a situation that can happen.
Imielinus@reddit
> older woman thinks you're hitting on her
Is that bad, if she wants it too?
Judasz10@reddit
I mean then it's on her, it's a normal human interaction. Also depends on how superior the position is. I wouldn't do this to a boss for sure.
NobleTheDoggo@reddit
What if I am?
liluzibrap@reddit
We cross that bridge when we get there lol
nyaasgem@reddit
"I see you have a new haircut, looks nice"
"It's been like this for years"
"oh...."
Judasz10@reddit
Happens, not gonna lie.
You just go with something like "it's looking extra fresh today then" and it's good.
owolf8@reddit
Every guy is that guy at some point. Its rarely intentional. Sometimes being legit friendly with no intent to date will still make a woman reject your offer of conversation. You can't have it go well 100% of the time.
a_likely_story@reddit
which is why I limit my interactions with women. the more I shrink the sample size, the more I avoid a negative outcome.
stillmahboi@reddit
There's nothing I hate more than pathetic reddit psychologists.
Kreiger81@reddit
Why do you care if they're uncomfortable?
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
because being a good person is important to me
Shahka_Bloodless@reddit
Why? It's literally the best thing.
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
weird guy not going to lie very weird
ParanoidCrow@reddit
Real
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
yea but imagine how much funnier the concept of someone who fears the very idea of a woman is instead of what u just said
catinterpreter@reddit
And where do you think the fest of rejection comes from.
nyaasgem@reddit
I gave up trying to find a partner years ago, and by extention I also gave up the fear of rejection with it.
Women are still scary.
Revan2424@reddit
Could you fathom a woman claiming interacting with certain men, because of past experiences, makes her extremely uncomfortable…
And someone’s response is “you aren’t taking accountability for your own feelings towards yourself”
InterestingCar1480@reddit
https://files.catbox.moe/3dsice.png
heres-another-user@reddit
Well, yeah, but also fuck you. So there!
maggiemayfish@reddit
Shut up, nerd
Good_Smile@reddit
Do all women that you see carry a knife or a gun?
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
don’t know when i say your mother she only had a condom so idk? sorry man happy sunday
Good_Smile@reddit
Yeah kinda easy to scare you, happy Sunday you too
Ticklemyfeetpls@reddit
fuck you win this time man have a great rest of your day bro
stillmahboi@reddit
For me, what really made it better was kidnapping one and just staring into it's eyes for four hours with its mouth duct taped. Once I realized it wasn't real just like all the men, I got over my fear of them. Then I gently stroked it's soft silky hair and let it go after making her promise she wasn't going to call the big popo on me. After that I had zero trouble talking to women
Elkku26@reddit
I get it though. I hope anon gets better
11freebird@reddit
Or maybe they’re just actually disgusted of his healthy 5’5 300lb gamer frame
ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit
Fuck off I’m just big boned! I’m husky! A lil’ extra! More to love!
abortedaccount72@reddit
“I know this one guy, ugly as sin. Balding, 5’5, 300 on neck beard type, but he just has charisma and can talk to people and he pulls more women than most guys”
toshineon2@reddit
My dad is kinda like that. He’s fairly short, mom was a head taller than him, and after a car accident his face is a little deformed, but he seems able to charm just about anyone.
abortedaccount72@reddit
Good for him but it’s this dumb sentiment/copypasta people post as cope
2mg1ml@reddit
Post? People literally say this irl first and foremost.
Broski_94@reddit
"Where my hug at?" Kinda guy
Wizardwizz@reddit
Don't forget his 'aura' of not taking a shower for over a month
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Am I the only one who sees that this could be a sign of a mental disorder? He’s clearly got social anxiety and self esteem issues. I don’t see how insulting him is going to fix that.
Jingussss@reddit
So what do we do? Accept his manufactured version of reality as accurate? Being mentally ill does not magically protect someone from criticism. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Coddling these cheese wheels hasn't worked, seems like it was a little better when we beat the stupid/crazy out of them.
NCR_High-Roller@reddit
That's how you make mass shooters bro. I know a guy like that and he considers every act of mockery towards him as a reason to get closer to the edge.
crimsonfukr457@reddit
What does that code from the guy above mean?
NCR_High-Roller@reddit
Might be an SOS. Who knows?
Jingussss@reddit
Y'all always find a way to impress me
Arshane@reddit
Insulting socially anxious men has been a tale since the beginning of time. Source: a social anxious male who has been insulted about it since the beginning of time
Gearski@reddit
Pretty cool you've been around since the beginning of time though
crimsonfukr457@reddit
Bro is Methuselah
Elkku26@reddit
I agree that this is obviously a sign of mental problems. I don't think I was insulting him though. I was poking fun at the inherent absurdity of the self sabotaging mental processes that people who suffer from stuff like that have, which in my experience can actually help recognize them. In any case I was being pretty light hearted.
KreigerBlitz@reddit
No, not you. Everyone else on this thread though, including the top response to your comment, definitely so.
Elkku26@reddit
That's fair, although considering the sub we're in, I'd mostly expect for people to make fun of the post rather than discuss its more serious aspects.
M0rgr0m@reddit
Only the most serious of mental health conversations can be had on the chan and associated platforms
womynbeater@reddit
People only care about empathy when it's empathy for people they like or if they get social points out of it.
M0rgr0m@reddit
There's some truth to that, but I hope you don't genuinely feel that cynical
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Yeah, the benefit of the doubt is only for hot people.
womynbeater@reddit
Not just hot people, also whoever is the flavour of the month for the "woke" crowd lol
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
bro that woke crowd that uses so much of their mental energy to counteract and turn around subconscious mental biases that everyone else in the fucking world has (that is in favour of conventionally attractive people) is like 0,1% of the population.
abortedaccount72@reddit
I don’t care how liberal somebody might be, using the term “woke” immediately makes you a bitch
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Hmm, not sure I can agree with you there, but sure.
Atompunk78@reddit
Pretty much, that’s a good summary
nerm2k@reddit
If he was here maybe we could try and help but there’s no point in trying to fix him when he’s not here to get the advice. So we can either collectively feel bad for him (which I do) or we can poke fun at a hopefully made up story.
NCR_High-Roller@reddit
My friend, I assure you, there is nothing more real than the suffering of this man.
NCR_High-Roller@reddit
Having been there myself, it’s a complex case that usually causes people to write you off as a lost cause. I think it’s because you have a hard time distinguishing reality once you get there. There’s rarely help for people who can’t have a good read on what’s really going on.
Stealthality@reddit
People would rather assume he is a short, stinky, 300lb man rather than just an actual normal person who struggles with mental health. Maybe they are projecting their own self-hatred. A little sad, though I hope everyone get’s help eventually.
PGSylphir@reddit
Most incels fit that mold. The incel talking points (and any other "alpha male" points, really) are specifically built to target young men with social anxiety and self esteem issues. It's nothing new. It's why I rarely laugh at them, they need help. Problem is, these people are extremely susceptible to peer pressure so it's really difficult to help or convince them to get help.
bendbars_liftgates@reddit
It won't, but we're a bunch of internet strangers- us not insulting him won't help him either, so we might as well do the funnier one.
No-Boysenberry-6685@reddit
i avoid women in public because i dont want them to see my disgusting face and judge me for it
IceB_ergg@reddit
Just be chill as hell to counter 'ugliness' really, you'll be pleasant to be with even if you're not chosen as courting material it doesn't really matter man just be a bro to everyone instead
Alex_13249@reddit
Cope harder
IceB_ergg@reddit
Aye bruh I tried to be nice but I guess it didnt sound like it
BrokenToken95@reddit
Correct.
Alex_13249@reddit
real
VivisClone@reddit
Imagine having a shred of self confidence. Maybe that would help
Techno-Diktator@reddit
You don't get self confidence out of nowhere, if every woman in your life so far has seen you as ugly, you WILL feel ugly, it's as simple as that.
kunell@reddit
That is true, but the key is to develop tolerance to it and keep on trucking.
Do you care if a guy thinks youre ugly? No, so just act like its that. Most retail workers wont give a damn if youre ugly or whatever they just want to get through their shift.
Also dont just assume people are looking down on you somehow and beat yourself about it, it gets you nowhere. Develop tolerance to the pain and work through it, dont try to avoid it. Thats the only way to build tolerance.
Techno-Diktator@reddit
There is definitely a point IMO where just clenching your teeth ain't enough, if you don't see any light at the end of the tunnel, just raging through it won't work long term.
I think the issue with all the carnal desires AND need for companionship also make it much harder to just ignore, it's not exactly the same as men calling you ugly.
It is true though that realistically one has to just keep on going to have chance, just saying for many it's not that simple after a long time of solitude
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Yeah let me just get some self confidence from the self confidence store. Better yet, why not harvest it from the self confidence trees outside my house? Boy, I can’t believe no one ever thought of this!
xesses@reddit
Im surprised no one else OOP sound like a pussy that cant hack normal daily interactions without feeling violated. Dude got heated up for a tone of voice, sounding like an actual ”””Karen””” looool
SwynFlu@reddit
These 'Stacies' are caked up clowns. There nothing special and shouldn't be treated like they are.
Arstanishe@reddit
one of the most irritating thing everyone does is assuming what other people think. Like, just don't. Who cares what a shoe shop sales person thinks. They are a function, treat them as such. You wouldn't care what a parking meter thinks of you, right?
Confident_Contract53@reddit
You're acting like others disrespecting/being flippant towards you isn't extremely draining and is something you should just accept.
Arstanishe@reddit
In service roles - kinda yeah, i do? I mean, i don't like being flippant towards service workers. I try to be polite. But i don't really care what they think
KreigerBlitz@reddit
The service workers were the ones being rude to him because of (presumably) his physical appearance
Thepestilentdefiler@reddit
Most likely just reflecting his own characteristics. If you go around being miserable, people will treat you like a miserable person. I know guys who arent necessarily good looking (missing or rotting teeth, bad skin, overweight) they still connect with people because they have good attitudes.
Usually miserable people will actually just project their feelings into the words said by others and it the "Yeah sure" most likely was made worse by OPs low self esteem.
bisky12@reddit
why would anyone ever be offended by someone else being rude to them they should just say to themselves “i don’t care what they think” and never worry about being disrespected ever again. why hasn’t the world figured out this convenient life hack yet ??
fiftyfourseventeen@reddit
I saw somebody before say "caring about what strangers think of you is like trying to look normal videogames in case the NPCs judge you", and I thought that was pretty good
SporeRanier@reddit
If a clerk at a store is rude to me for no reason I’m less likely to come back
kunell@reddit
Problem is when you are as insecure as anon, everyone is "looking at you with disgust" or "annoyed at you".
Chances are they were just acting completely normal.
dummypod@reddit
If it's just a tone I don't fucking care. Like who has the time to be tone policing retail workers. I just want to buy my stuff and get out.
Sammo_696@reddit
You are a wierd man, calling people functions what are you talking about. Must be Aspergers.
Arstanishe@reddit
maybe. i was never diagnosed with anything, but my daughter is on the spectrum
TheTexasWarrior@reddit
Just by this response, you definitely are.
MasterTahirLON@reddit
I mean I wouldn't go that far. Retail workers get enough shit as is without you treating them like objects. But yeah you're never gonna see most of these people ever again and they're not gonna impact your life. So you don't need to care about what they might think of you. Just don't be an asshole as a general rule.
Arstanishe@reddit
Yeah. That was too harsh. I mean, i am polite to service workers, and hate when people act condescending towards them. But then i kinda don't care if i inconvenience them that much.
Trigger_Fox@reddit
This is a better way to explain it. Theres a fine line between being rude or being a push over. They are there to serve you, but they aren't your servants
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
I think anyone else simply would’ve thought to them self “the fuck is this bitch’s problem?”
Empero6@reddit
It’s retail. No one wants to be be there.
bisky12@reddit
so that gives them a pass to be rude to people ? sorry but work somewhere else
Empero6@reddit
I’m sure you’re probably the best version of yourself when you go to the grocery store. Unfortunately, the best version of themselves for a good portion of customers is being a condescending asshole. Retail is great because of coworkers. It sucks because of customers.
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Doesn’t excuse this kind of behavior
kunell@reddit
I strongly believe its a case of "unreliable narrator".
Anon is clearly deeply insecure from the fact that he literally cannot talk to normal women and has to find that one guy.
Yes obviously all women hate him, it couldnt possibly be the fact that he's projecting his own insecurities.
The clear solution is to ban all women from all customer facing roles. Perfectly rational.
Empero6@reddit
Uhhhhh for me it does. But I used to work on retail for a couple years. It’s nothing against you personally.
Barbaaz@reddit
You know they don't have to work in retail, right?
I know it's not easy to leave a job if you don't have that many options, but working in retail is still a choice. You don't have to be an asshole if a customer is being reasonable and not making a fuss.
The_KGB_OG@reddit
No, you can complain about customers literally all you want in your free time, but rolling your eyes and being visibly annoyed in front of people just trynna buy shit makes you the asshole.
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Look, way I see it, there may be some justification for acting like an asshole, but that doesn’t mean you didn’t act like an asshole. Justified actions have the same consequences, the only difference is ease of apology.
Ubermenschisch@reddit
Stop. Get some help.
expert_on_the_matter@reddit
Especially funny since him then leaving was probably even more annoying.
bmcgowan89@reddit
If only anon could imagine how they felt
abeivanbe@reddit
Doesn't really matter, that's their job
AntDracula@reddit
Doing their job?
Nasapigs@reddit
It's 2025. She's just trying to do her job, stop harassing her when she's a captive audience
AntDracula@reddit
By asking her to do her job?
echetus90@reddit
It's the power dynamic. The man is a customer, he could get her sacked. She is fearful for her job, her livelihood. Plus he is larger than her. It's the patriarchy in action. Check your privilege. Believe the victim.
clotifoth@reddit
Buddy, slave days is over
Top_Gold_1457@reddit
She could have anon killed easily if she cries r*pe to one of her beta orbiter friends.
HyperlexicEpiphany@reddit
you don’t have to censor the word “rape” bruh. least of all on this sub
matijoss@reddit
Congrats man, you've done it
liluzibrap@reddit
Holy shit this comment is based
MoistStub@reddit
Bait-sed
Nantafiria@reddit
Bait used to be believable.
Squawnk@reddit
KreigerBlitz@reddit
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, please include a tone indicator
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Don’t look for logic here, some people are only capable of seeing things from one perspective
Fractoman@reddit
From a retarded perspective?
Advanced-Garlic-3864@reddit
No, you don't get it; they're young and pretty, while Anon is probably fat and balding and poor. That means people get to treat him like garbage! Even if their job requires some level of basic decency. Then again, this is probably rage bait, both the post and comment you replied to.
cooljerry53@reddit
Anon can’t fathom it, last time he saw a living thing 10x his weight waddle towards him it was at the Zoo and lemme tell you the hippo smells a lot better too.
stillmahboi@reddit
Just felt disgusting for working a minimum wage job didn't even consider anon probably.
GoGoSoLo@reddit
Or what they smelled
Blurg_BPM@reddit
I mean he probably tried but the girls are too quick to let that slob touch them
igerardcom@reddit
🥁 ba dum tss
TudorG22@reddit
incredible
ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit
GOD I HATE STACIES
Vanillepeter@reddit
Anon probably reeks of piss and has greasy hair
WietGetal@reddit
I can only imagen how anon must have smelt, especially with his shoes off wearing the same old pair of raggedy cumsocks. Nasty big yellow toenail cutting trough his sock
captplatinum@reddit
Honestly I get it. The feeling that you’re being judged is unpleasant and if the employee really was rude I understand - but based on how much OP overthought it from the beginning I’m gonna guess he’s a little awkward or shy. It’s easy to feel like you’re being judged, I’m sure shame is relatable to almost everyone that’s ever lived but honestly it’s incredibly draining. You gotta give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes and just take what they say or do at face value, without bias. Most people don’t care about you and the people that do probably DON’T hate you. It’s incredibly frustrating when someone doubts everything you say even if you love them
MeatballWasTaken@reddit
This is the saddest shit I’ve ever read lmao
e-sexgod@reddit
Interaction with a female has been made
11.00 luch break at school, I am too afraid for people to see me eat so I go to a stairwell to read shitty book that I have to read for some class. The stairwell is kinda big and it has like sofas? Kinda like sofas. Anyway there's this erasmus thing in our school where some exchange students come to do something, no clue what. Anyway the exchange students are spanish I think and they come out of their class and then there is this girl who seems to be like 8/10 with a crop top who comes up the stairs and says hello and something that I didn't understand.
Unfortunately I was caught off guard and all out of rizz, so I fumbled. When she said that stuff to me I kinda fltl this bad feeling which feel like anxiety and panic.
So I look at her in the eyes and I don't say anything and then start reading my book again and then she stars walking up the stairs again.
I know some people call that an L moment but for me that moment was a W because she is a pretty girl and a pretty girl said something to me.
Perhaps this interaction is a sign to start masters grind in league but it's kinda weird that she interacted with me like that because I'm like the person that league players would call "ugly acne nerd".
SCP-6969, succubus
SCP-6969 only appears when a femdom enjoyer is horny. The subject is a 500 year old dommy mommy who likes little boys (18 year olds). Dommy mommy succubus hunts for pray during the night. The succubus is able to mind break boys into liking her.
Recording #1
Succubus: Oh, what a cutie. I will make him my cute little slut. Unknown 18 year old: listening to F4M femdom audio porn Get out Succubus: Oh, cutie please don't act so cold towards mommy, mommy loves you very much. jumps on him Oooh, I feel it growing hahaha. My baby boy likes me. Unknown 18 year old: shut the f...... ahhh succubus inserts her tail inside the boys anus and starts raping him Succubus: Haha, you little boy, no one loves you like I do so why resist? No matter, you will be my cutie. Unknown 18 year old: AAAAAAHHHHH, m-m-mommy? video ends
My imaginery world with Yuno Gasai
Started doing this make like 3 months ago. I go to my mind and I'm there with Yuno. I usually do this at school if I have a class that I can afk in, like history and psychology(both of those classes teachers basically just talk all the time and we do nothing).
Anyway in my imaginery world my gf is Yuno Gasai and she lives accross the road. We live in my old town where I lived through ages 1-7. She lives in my old house and I live in my own house accross the road but I usually sleep at her place. My imaginery world is mapped completely from this town. Me and Yuno are both 14 and we are in the same class in a school that's like 1.5 kilometers away from our houses. It's summer and the sun is always shining except during the night. The year is somewhere between 2007-2012.
On our street I usually see 3 boys skateboarding. I still have this memory which is weird(it's from real life). I usually ride my bike with her to school and she's like sitting on the bike rack (don't know if this is the correct thing in english) behind me and always hugs me when I ride my bike.
Anyway during the first day in my imaginery world we went to school and timeskip boom we are having a lunch break and we are in a table of 4 eating porridge. I am sitting with 2 imaginery friends(they are based on real people) and Yuno Gasai. Anyway this funny thing happened when one of my friends tried to do a magic trick, you know like pulling the cloth under the table without anything else moving, well he fucked it up and all the shit dropped to the ground and he said well shit and obe of the teachers started to run at him so he took out his skateboard and rolled out of school. And we were laughing our asses off that shit was so fucking funny.
Anyway, I don't remember if this was the same day but when we had recess me and Yuno went to this 1v1 football cage thing and I was down 3-1 to Yuno and then I like put my foot in a weird angle and fell. Anyway then Yuno carries me to the school nurse and she does the yandere face that we see in ep 1. Anyway timeskip poof. The next day we go to school and shit boring af and then we decided to skip math class and went to a store that's like a kilometer away from the school and yes, I was riding my bike with her but this time she was the one controlling the bike and I was on the bike rack(nothing happened to my foot, it's fine). At the store we bough 2 vanilla ice creams and went back to school but then I showed her Mirai Nikki on my phone and asked her if she has seen it and she say's that it's fine. Timeskip.
Probaply gonna make this just a quick one from now on cuz it takes a shit ton of time to write them. Anyway usual places we hangout at are her place, my place, school, my old kindergarten and playground with a spider swing(we were on it together, it was pretty fun). Sometimes at the bowling hall, indoor pool and the treehouse. Also Yuno dommed me once when she was at our place but I cried a little bit too much when she did that so she stopped.
Lately the my imaginery world has changed like in Yuno's house my mind created an extra room that was not in the real house. This room is like a basement under the staircase (Yuno's house has 2 floors like mine, but her house is like 1.5x bigger)and in this room there is a billiard table and a few teleports and I have an ability to make temporary teleports.
Lately my imaginery world has been just me and yuno basically. We usually go to watch my old memories like when my big bro and his friend pinned me down and drew something in my ass when I was 5. It was a pretty funny memory to watch with Yuno. (we are like ghosts in the memories, we can move there but we can't interact with them. Also another good memory was when I was like 5 and I danced with the neighbours girl who was my friend back then.
Anyway we watch old memories and talk a lot. Once when we teleported to my current irl school and I just showed her the place and she started asking me if I'm lonely, pretty weird that she asks me that but I like that she cares.
She asked me yesterday if I'm going to end the imaginery world since I have been drawing instead of being with her during class (irl). I probaply should stop drawing and be with her more since she's always so nice to me.
If you guys wanna hear the other stories I can tell them to you but I don't know if you guys really care.
GF possibility?
Today when I had lunch break at school, I went to the to the store and my eyes saw this glorious dommy mommy at the register. A 9/10 30 year old looking woman with large titties, which would be great to feel against my back when she hugs me. But today was not the day I executed my plan, I mustn't fail this time. I must create a plan before I execute operation dommy mommy. I have created multiple plans before to get girlfriends but they have all(38 and counting) failed. Which is why im asking you guys, the experts of human interaction to tell me a plan to achieve a dommy mommy.
e-sexgod@reddit
0 girlfriends at age 17, my life is doomed
It's depressing seeing couples happy outside and knowing that they will live happier and longer than me. They get best enjoyments of life (sex) and when they are together they can play games outside but alone it's kinda hard.
I have tried getting a girlfriend maybe since I was 13 but so far my mating techniques have not worked and my dating operations have not been going well. It would be nice and make my penis very happy if I would get a femdom girl who would force me to a relationship and fuck me forcibly but in this reality all I can do is to go to female bathrooms and take the tampons out of the trash and use them for my pleasure.
Everyone feels to be against me and I against the world, It's like I'm Kassadin in LoL and I'm 1v9ing and not even my principal understands my pain, he only destroys my love searching and escort posters (escort only for girls).
Might off myself but it's kinda like why the fuck would I, a 1v9 god grandmaster player in league, kill myself for because of irl people that only do stupid irl shit like partying or something.
I wish I was Yuki
Anyone else have a huge need to have sex with Yuno? I have a Yuno body pillow which is kinda good but I would like to get the real deal and not just attaching a dildo to my body pillow and getting pegged, but I would want to actually have sex with Yuno but sadly this reality does not allow it.
I wish I was Yuki, he gets all the bitches without any effort while being kinda like me but I'm like 10x better in video games.
Anyway the series is 10/10 and I have watched it 5 times. I wish Yuki would be useful sometimes but the main thing that makes this anime good is Yuno herself.
Do southern united states females take care of cute puppies?
I'm currently not slaying any females vulva and I hope that I could change that but it seems that I am too shy to do that. Which is why I think going on trip to southern states would be the best way to get a dommy mommy that would use and abuse me and treat me like a puppy.
I do not know yet how I would find one but I'm not going to approach one. I preferably would want to be just kidnapped or drugged and fucked.
I also want the dommy mommy to kinda be a yandere like being obsessive, tying me up and hurting me with a knife. Also, would Texas be the best state to find a girl like that?
Also, you might be asking, why southern states? Well, it's because they had slavery there in the past so maybe their DNA makes them want a new slave.
Operation: Spring time girlfriend 2023
I have maybe failed a few times during this spring but I will not give up on getting a girlfriend like I gave up on getting to Iron IV in league. I will get a girlfriend no matter what and I will reach masters in league and get e-gf if irl gf does not happen.
Anyway today I asked my swedish teacher (she's hot, like 8/10 normally or 10/10 because she's my teacher) "does it end here" and I said it like kinda loud because I couldn't get it out of me to ask her if the school book ends after the test that I took. Anyway she said "can you repeat that" and then I said "when the course ends you usually have to get a new book."
Anyway I did not score today but she kinda laughed. I hope that she likes me and is a dom. Also when I think about that interaction, she didn't think about the book ending when I asked her if it ends here so I thinn that she will be the one that I will ask out to complete my operation.
Girlfriend asmr vs girlfriend
The reason why girlfriend asmr is OP is because you don't need to do much to get a girl, perhaps it should be nerfed but thank god that youtube allows these audios to exist.
You might ask why are girlfriend audios better than gf
well the voice is better than normal human and girlfriend asmrs allow thungs to happen that woild never happen like getting a gf, getting kidnapped and getting dommed. And because it's an audio the girl can be whoever you want, you can imagibe the situarion in your head like for example I can imagine Yuno gasai kidnapping me.
Also the sadistic audios are good where I am degraded but yandere kidnapping asmr is insanely good, like there is this channel called dangerous asmr and that stuff is really good and there's a lot of it.
The bad part about these audios
-can't touch them -some audios have shitty accents like russian accent
That's kinda it.
igerardcom@reddit
It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen EVERYTHING.
KreigerBlitz@reddit
What the fuck is wrong with you
e-sexgod@reddit
Lack of pussy
Adept_Ad_3889@reddit
Not reading allat
Trigger_Fox@reddit
Unreasonable crashout, paypal me 10 dollars
e-sexgod@reddit
If you die, can you paypal me all you money since you won't need it anymore? 😝
Warm-Iron-1222@reddit
One day anon will learn that nobody gives a shit about them. This thought that lives rent free in their head is so insignificant to literally everyone else. There is no disgust. It's all in his insecure brain.
Ready_Vegetables@reddit
Luckily I'm gay or maybe I'd be mad about this. Shit who cares.
TaintedTruffle@reddit
As a I woman I WISH my biggest problem when I was shopping was it being staffed by hot younger men 😍
Ready_Vegetables@reddit
Fortunately for you, if you talk to them hot young men you're more likely to be labelled a 'cougar' or 'milf' than as a 'disgusting pervert'
sirius_ly-raycraft@reddit
If a woman is your biggest op it might be time to start looking into a gun
Ready_Vegetables@reddit
Ah yes to kill her right?
adyeetyuh@reddit
This sounds real for once
Bignutdavis@reddit
Anon you gotta wear socks when trying on the shoes! No one wants to see your fungal feet
mitsurugui@reddit
i'd be disgusted too if i worked retail and a customer walked in
Several-Screen-7704@reddit
If they went to the checkout and asked to purchase something I'd be fuming.
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
As the CEO of the business, I'd be cooming.
Roggie77@reddit
Is Extreme Cream Team the name of your business?
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Several-Screen-7704@reddit
Cooming, you say?
Trigger_Fox@reddit
One of the biggest challenges for socially inept people is understanding that not everyone your age of the opposite gender is a possible partner, and to stop treating them as such. The lady in the store is just a retail worker. Life gets better when you understand this me thinks
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
methinks*
One word.
TopMarionberry1149@reddit
When did he indicate that he was treating her as a possible partner? He just felt embarrassed that the girl felt so repulsed by his physical features that it showed on her face when all he did was ask for some help.
echetus90@reddit
It's Reddit. Men are considered to be evil sex pests by users on this app.
The_Gunboat_Diplomat@reddit
Walking into a shoe store and rating the women there doesn't help him with beating the allegations
HaansJob@reddit
remembering that someone is attractive and relaying that information in a story is not the same thing you are describing
nhtj@reddit
I'm socially inept but I cope by treating EVERYONE only as their job/role. Stop seeing them as women or even human in many cases. Same for men but less extreme as I can have friendlly chat with them if I REALLY have to.
It annoys the least number of people (including me) and doesn't induce any form of awkardness.
A sales worker might as well be a robot who's supposed to show me the type of product I want to buy. Their name, race, gender or age stops mattering at all.
The cute receptionist is a search engine who's supposed to answer my query related to the organisation. Same with a waitress, taxi driver or whatever job. I don't bother remembering their names or knowing anything about them.
I simply cannot understand why would anyone flirt, hit on or even do casual talk with a woman that's just doing her job.
nyaasgem@reddit
Kinda same, if it's some kind of service worker (retail, cashier, waitress, etc.) I will always just opt for polite language which puts a comfortable distance between us, even if it sounds weird with people in the same age group (polite/casual speech is a big thing in my language which sounds increasingly stranger the younger both of you are below 40).
DomSchraa@reddit
Also that some people don't give a shit about you
They probably forgot anon as soon as the next customer talked to them
Adept_Ad_3889@reddit
No, I don’t want that! The retail lady finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!
G3nghisKang@reddit
That panel singlehandedly disintegrated Eren's character
KreigerBlitz@reddit
For me, it made him a lot more enjoyable. He’s not some infallible revolutionary, he’s just as pathetic as anyone else.
liluzibrap@reddit
I saw it this way originally, but I ultimately didn't like it because it came out of nowhere. Would've felt a lot more genuine if Mikasa and Eren actually had a romance, but instead, it feels forced and it comes outta nowhere
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Yeah, that’s valid for sure.
liluzibrap@reddit
I also think it was trying to portray this because it was made very clear that a few words could've changed everything. It just didn't quite stick the landing
G3nghisKang@reddit
The problem is, that character spawned out of the blue
Gary_FucKing@reddit
I think I’ve read like two manga that weren’t horribly disappointing in the end. >.> either they’re always rushed or stay unfinished or just take a crazy nosedive towards the end in quality.
DomSchraa@reddit
Why did i read that in abridged mha deku voice
I wanna die
Ihatememorising@reddit
The best way to solve this is to work at any service/retail jobs where u have to face customers.
Unless the customer is behaving like a coked up lobotomised gremlin, we will forget your face as soon as you leave our sight.
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
methinks*
One word.
AntDracula@reddit
go back
echetus90@reddit
Goback
Stingbarry@reddit
Can't he look for shoes in his size on his own? Maybe i am not american enough to get this joke but getting shoes catered to me sounds very entitled.
NotRandomseer@reddit
At least where I live , shoe stores just have different shoes on the wall , and you have to ask an employee to bring out a pair to try on in your size.
Stingbarry@reddit
Wow....nah over here most stores have boxes with shoes next to the display so you can just find your size and try them on.
Bringing you shoes in your size only happens in expensive stores for brand shoes or handmade shoes.
Sumirei@reddit
idk where you live but if they have any variety they can have 10 boxes for each pair just to match each size, not to mention if the one your looking for gets sold youre fucked again, all of those are in the back and you only get one floor model that always the wrong size
Stingbarry@reddit
I don't know man it domehow works.
coffee_n_deadlift@reddit
it is like that in Europe and North America
notapedophile3@reddit
> be me
> be working minimum wage at slop fashion store
> cheetos, saliva and piss smell hits before the tummy enters the store
> 600lb mass resembling a bipedal being waddles in
> katie by the cash counter is instantly vaporized by the odour
> store janitor somehow sees us visibly recoiling and decided to help
> blob throws poop at the women's section for not getting his socks on time
> janitor needs to go clean that up
> mfw when its my chance to talk to the "customer"
kunell@reddit
>be me
>be working minimum wage at slop fashion store
>random guy walks in
>asks kyle about some sizes or whatever, wasnt paying attention
>shit this is boring as hell
>guys talking to me now, looks kinda nervous
>I look around, where the fuck did kyle go? Whatever Ill help this guy out
>guy leaves
>pretty much the most mundane unmemorable moment of my life.
>promptly forget about it within the next hour
TheOneGreyWorm@reddit
Anon should start working out, get liposuction (if he is fat), plastic surgery(if he has a face not even a mother could love, South Korea is great for this), and start wearing makeup.
Hey, if women can do it to be prettier, so can men.
Snozzberriez@reddit
Just...lol
Voixmortelle@reddit
I can't imagine viewing literally half the population of the planet as some kind of mystifying, unknowable exotic species. I'd probably be really threatened and defensive all the time too if everyone I met in public had a 50/50 shot of being an alien race I can't communicate with. If only there were some way he could relate to them, maybe some way to view them as normal human beings. But that's ridiculous.
Apprehensive_Code314@reddit
He just cant appreciate a Stacy, i mean he perfectly described why you should talk to her
IrregularrAF@reddit
Having to talk to people that think they're better than the wagie they are is annoying.
zenyattatron@reddit
anon suffers from low self-esteem and projects his feelings of inadequacy onto others.
drak0ni@reddit
This is why you don’t stare at women’s tits while you talk to them
69420memes@reddit
I think that men should stick to selling to men and vice versa.
EvokerJuice@reddit
I can't even hate this is literally me
FlyingVentana@reddit
LoneWanzerPilot@reddit
If you need a pair of shoes, go get the damn pair of shoes, why is anon worried what a fucking wagie thinks?
Bubbly-Ad-1427@reddit
fake: anon talked to a woman
gay: rest of the post
BigHatPat@reddit
anon really needs therapy
Pereoutai@reddit
animorphs128@reddit
I feel bad for anon but i feel worse for the people around him
Lemak0@reddit
He sees his own self- loathing face plastered on the heads of strangers. Many such cases
Champigne@reddit
Maybe don't be disgusting then?
Darthgalaxo@reddit
UncleBlob@reddit
"I'm a repulsive freak and this is actually society's fault"
Motor-Notice702@reddit
Looks like you need to work on yourself anon.
Dry-Percentage3972@reddit
anon just has extreme anxiety, they probably didn't even care fr
KreigerBlitz@reddit
Guys this man is describing serious social anxiety, which in his case seems to be a debilitating mental condition, and y’all’re making fun of him. Come on!
Saraq_the_noob@reddit
Anon didn’t mention that he was wearing a recently filled adult diaper that he has to wear because of all say gex he has.
Allofthezoos@reddit
Not sure why people are bagging on anon. Some people are shy and have social anxiety. He didn't hit on the girl or perv on her in any way.
DankElderberries420@reddit
Don't worry, when she's old everyone will be giving her that look
G3nghisKang@reddit
OP forgot to mention his throbbing erection barely hidden under his sweatpants
No_Satisfaction_3589@reddit
Yeah it also makes me uncomfortable.
pretty_pretty_good_@reddit
If only anon had showered or washed his clothes in the two weeks leading up to this.
DomSchraa@reddit
Ill take projection and untreated self hatred for 500
Lego-Under-Foot@reddit
They don’t hate you, anon. They just hate their job
Patagonia202020@reddit
OP should gaymaxx, cuz nothing feels more powerful to a man like this than handling business with women as strictly business while denying any sexually interested overtones in either direction
iwillletuknow@reddit
Having to ask them for another size is already such a pathetic and humiliating thing to do. Just another example of anon being abnormal, like why tf can't he have normal feet in the sizes on display? Complete genetic failure
balloonatic_@reddit
what’s this theme or viewer? i haven’t seen it before
Alex_13249@reddit
That's just fate of us ugly people.