Never give a ride to an ex, they are 'ex' for a reason.
Posted by Sneed-Feed-and-Seed@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 84 comments
Posted by Sneed-Feed-and-Seed@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 84 comments
Sniper_231996@reddit
I saw in this movie called American pie, if a girl says she's fucked 1-3 guys it means 0 guys. She probably legit wanted to see op if that applies. Otherwise the post it is then.
Phendrana-Drifter@reddit
You're remembering wrong
Please_Dial8@reddit
Nah you got it backwards, for girls multiply by 3 for guys divide by three. Rule of three.
RevReads@reddit
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MasterAssFace@reddit
Girl is scared of settling down, leaves a good guy to be wild, realizes mistake once it is too late.
Many such cases.
KennKennyKenKen@reddit
Fucking your crazy ex is the best.
It's like hooking up with someone who isn't your partner, but the sex is still familiar.
Then you post but clarity combined with the drama after makes it's not worth it 100 fold.
sethlyons777@reddit
Munkir@reddit
Yea I never really understood this until a chill co-worker explained it to me its a value thing bitches think that men think like bitches and when they see a man with women flocking to them there first thought is "what am I missing" or "Oh he must be doing something right" those men to them are sought after wanted and desirable so they want them...but what they want more than them is for that person who has the pick of all these women to choose her and make her feel special.
So they have the false mindset that if they make themselves seem sought after, wanted, or worthwhile and then pick you that you should be flattered and feel as special as they do when among other men they are meaningless and you are the one they have feelings for.
I mean its kinda romantic in a certain perspective but at the same time dudes just don't have that perspective they see a woman with men chasing and think to themselves I want someone for me not someone for the streets.
I should make it clear by chasing I mean fucking and flings not dates I'm just using the terms and my co-worker used and she is pretty good at self analyzing
2donuts4elephants@reddit
This makes total sense. You actually see that all the time on the relationship subs. Some guy will be upset his girl was hooking up with a bunch of guys before they made things official and the common refrain is "but she chose you! You should feel honored!"
Cool. She still spent two months getting her back blown out by randos she met at the bar. As if the guy has no reason to be displeased with that behavior. They're essentially just told to "man up."
Men and women just don't have the same thought process at all. We value different things and can come to wildly different conclusions about an issue when presented with the same information.
Example: Whenever a woman lists her qualities that would make her a great partner, if she has a good job it's ALWAYS one of the first things she mentions. Because they value that, and assume men must feel the same way. Despite being told, repeatedly, that men don't really care how much money you make. As long as you can pay your bills. We're expected to pay for most shit anyway, so the $$$ you have is extremely low on the list of things we're looking for.
sethlyons777@reddit
So many young women can't tell which of their behaviours are meant to be status competition with other females, self soothing, or mate seeking. It all just gets mixed into one big bowl of, "this is why I'm special"
aaatttppp@reddit
I devalued myself for the last two months, why don't you want me?Ā
Munkir@reddit
I know this is a joke but I'm say it anyways
they don't se it as devaluing themselves they see it proof of value
sethlyons777@reddit
By that same logic used cars should be worth more than new ones. It's a double standard and a learned social tactic that once interrogated makes no sense and is really just a fake justification for how women like to deal with their feelings.
Well-Rounded-@reddit
Men and women view sex differently. I think thereās something to be said about self-control and restraint.
I think itās absolutely abhorrent to expect and even force/pressure women into abstinence for āpurityā like they did when religious influence was stronger in America.
But I also hate this my body my choice shit regarding sex. To me, it isnāt about forcing women to do or not do something, but I donāt believe in celebrating being a whore. Sex should be emotionally valued, rather than some animalistic release of hormones. Control your body and mind, for both genders, for your own sakes.
The same should apply for men but given that women donāt really care about it as much the issue is mostly men against women due to the perception of the genders
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
We should shame all sexhavers
DextersBrain@reddit
My hot take: Sex without procreation is fucking gay and we all have better shit to do.
Siriann@reddit
Is it really a hot take if itās the official stance of the Catholic Church? lol
DextersBrain@reddit
Similar but different. The church wants you to abstain because god said so. My take is that we all intuitively know that busting a nut in some whore/gf is degenerate behavior.
sethlyons777@reddit
Nagger86@reddit
Really hard to process when you get your information from an abstinent person until death.
throwaway3point4@reddit
You mean priests? If so, the Orthodox Christian Church has always had the rational position on it imo; priests ideally, albeit not necessarily, be already married and fathers for a while. Hard to take on a fatherly figure to your church and its community if you aren't actually a father.
Nagger86@reddit
Same with Episcopals.
throwaway3point4@reddit
Sure, but they let women be priests, so...
DappyDee@reddit
That is true...
Lukewarm take then, perhaps?
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
Real
nikoll-toma@reddit
based
vmpafq@reddit
The male perspective is innate. Women have the freedom choose their path. Judge accordingly.
miku_dominos@reddit
Have sex with the person you want to have children with. Other than that exercise discipline.
throwaway3point4@reddit
More people have to say these kinds of things straight to people's faces. Nobody learns any lesson in shame or humility by reading an anonymous grievance.
coopstar777@reddit
Not really. Some people really are insane and good enough at emotional manipulation and mental gymnastics that anything you say will just be twisted and used against you. To those people, the worst thing they can hear is cold silence
sethlyons777@reddit
This is my experience
DappyDee@reddit
Addendum: People should take a few martial art classes or learn to use weapons since the chance of physical confrontation rises proportional to the ammount of truth spitting.
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
I love making women feel bad for free-hoeing. It's so satisfying.
No sloppy seconds for me.
chiefoogabooga@reddit
Exactly. Protect your virginity at all costs.
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
Unironically
DappyDee@reddit
Time to invest in iron, chastity belts are back on the menu!
encrustingXacro@reddit
I wonder if chastity cages were originally invented as an actual way of enforcing chastity but then was co-opted by fetishists or if they were fetish equipment from the start.
Cool_soy_uncle@reddit
It unironicly was like that back in the 17th, 18th century. Because there was no way to test paternity back then, wealthy ship owners and captains would force their wives to wear chastity belts while their husbands were away on voyages.
encrustingXacro@reddit
No I mean like cock cages
sethlyons777@reddit
"No I mean my fetish" lol
SightWithoutEyes@reddit
How'd they use the bathroom?
CumTrumpet@reddit
Yes. Also in the 50's they had electric urination sensing cages for bed wetting, that shock your penis if it senses liquid.
Another that's like thumbscrews for antimasturbation. Medical devices used by fetishists.
ProtoLibturd@reddit
Repurposed fetish gear
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
You don't eat chastity belts
Tommysrx@reddit
Futureman999@reddit
bloody well right, you got a bloody right to say
NotHandledWithCare@reddit
Do you think he wonāt have sex because all women are whores?
DappyDee@reddit
Anon comes to terms with hoeflation in real time.
thermitethrowaway@reddit
not modified?
nebraskatractor@reddit
Iāve got a 413 for that 304 if you catch my drift
Circle_Dot@reddit
More like a 402 and 510
thermitethrowaway@reddit
My problem is I 425 leading to 417
stillmahboi@reddit
308 people chose to upvote this blatant self post of whiny snizzle drizzle because a bunch of people wanted to write 'hoeflation' and brag about that time they totally owned a 304.
DappyDee@reddit
You do realise that some people here used to have sex on a regular basis before something got broken, from which they've never recovered since?
stillmahboi@reddit
'Broken'
Hahaha hahaha bith u got dumped by some chud so down on her luck she decided to let ur soggy prick into her v@g, stop acting like u got hit by a car or something smh
stillmahboi@reddit
You DO realise
Kek, get outta here with that š¬ ass Instagram comment goth emo 4th grader shit, grow up and get a jobĀ šØšæ
stillmahboi@reddit
'Broken'
Hahaha hahaha bith u got dumped by some chud so down on her luck she decided to let your soggy prick into her vag, stop acting like u got hit by a car or something smh
nikoll-toma@reddit
you sure owned those chuds
stillmahboi@reddit
Ikr
cosplay-degenerate@reddit
I just googled 304 and apparently redditards don't like it.
verwarde_jongere@reddit
Made me google it. Sounds funny, I'm using it
DappyDee@reddit
It huwts their wittwe feewings whenever we bring up their mothers.
cosplay-degenerate@reddit
No, you need to think about it like a reddit drone would and also think about what the elder brain hivemind intends to do.
The elder brain primes them with information that contains orders on how to correctly identify new threats to the hivemind-system.
The drones then understand when they see this, they can justify to themselves to ban even more words later and that they should be automatically outraged over
The instant negative emotional duress this causes a reddit drone, should they encounter a target, causes them to lash out without thought. Their thought processes are filtered through several layers of cognitive separation owed to the digital medium, as you don't have the facial mimic and reaction of the target in front of you that would otherwise temper your tantrum.
Suddenly the reddit drone finds himself in a world where it "maybe?" lashed out against an innocent and now they need to justify this action to themselves wherein they, too, want to stay consistent.
And before realizing what they are doing to someone else or before the victim itself is able to correct the behavior, the elder brain intervenes and influences this newly created space inside the reddit drone's head.
"Yes yes, good good, your hate gets now rewarded, we will ban this bigot for you, you did good, you kept us safe, see everyone is happy now. *happy merchant*".
And after a while of that the reddit drone understands the mission statement fully autonomous. Because the reward structure has impacted their conditioning.
SadDogOfShiman0@reddit
High IQ comment
arty_32@reddit
Not reading this, what they hell is a 304? Could Google It, but your textwall was funnier.
DappyDee@reddit
Put these numbers into a calculator, then flip it upside down.
Comacozy@reddit
I always thought a 304 was a drum.. and the insult was everyone got to bang it.. wow I did not even see this alternative lol
cosplay-degenerate@reddit
Hoe / NPC
nikoll-toma@reddit
honestly OP did unexpectedly good
BrainArson@reddit
Right move, wrong reasons.
Dankie002@reddit
i have a pinterest board called "women are fkn stupid". This will be going there...
Juiceinmyoven@reddit
Getting on 4 chan after a bad break up is a slippery slope
tacobellbandit@reddit
Thank god OP made the right decision. That girl had no right to string him along like that and then try to casually pass off the fact she hooked up with two other guys, then expect anon back and try to emotionally black mail him. Even just emotionally trapping him by tricking him into licking her up so she could try to talk to him like that is horrible
Yeastin@reddit
I think the man deserved better
nullv@reddit
This post isn't real. It's a cuck empowerment fantasy.
penis-ass-vagina@reddit
Anon's ex did it again and played with her heart because she knows that she can and it'll be hilarious. Why did anon agree to give her a ride late at night? Because he hasn't gotten over her. You don't do that for a "friend you care about", you do that for someone you're so in love with that you feel ashamed over it
Anotheraccount008@reddit
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon turned down sex
TendieBot2000@reddit
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
This anon was able to not think with their wiener.
Heās gonna make it.
bl84work@reddit
Used to smashing 304s
Deimos_Aeternum@reddit
This is kinda similar to how my ex tried to get back with me after she left me. Unlike anon, I didn't even respond.
RetroTheGameBro@reddit
Some people are just fucked up unfortunately.
You have a good thing going but for whatever reason you want to fuck randos and "have fun", but in the end you'll miss the love and stability being with an actual partner gives you, but you've totally alienated the person you were with.
I've done it to people, I've had it done to me, it's never fun for anyone.
Just see a therapist, honestly.
MissDeadite@reddit
This whole story makes a whole lot more sense with context.
Fake, but also anon is talking about his invisible boyfriend that went to another school in another state, and therefore is probably a post about homosexuality.
UrMomHasGotItGoingON@reddit
if there's no conflicts then there's no stories