That was the horse I put twenty on. It was a tight race but ultimately she was beat by Colic the Wonderhorse, Buyers Remorse and the winner, Glued Lightening.
In the motorcycles subreddit, it's the ATGATT nannies. It's "all the gear, all the time". No running to get butter at the mini mart a block down thw street unless you've got your spacesuit on. something dangerous might happen when you're doing an inherently dangerous activity.
My toddler has this. Basically just rollerblade wheels. Even on a flat surface just pump the legs and that thing goes. There’s a “bicycle hand brake” where you hold on to. Turning radius is awful so be prepared to lift the rider and the horse around obstacles because the wheels don’t move backwards
I thought for sure she was going to eat it, then I checked the sub.
FR I didn't see any brakes, and those look like skateboard-sized wheels. How did she not topple over?
My sister had one of these as a kid and she rode it down the stairs and my mom picked her up while she was crying and she cried so hard she puked. Classic.
I remember seeing those back in the day. It was the kind of old toy from the 60’s that would be left forgotten in a corner of the basement. I don’t think they worked very well.
GCXNihil0@reddit
We need more people doing silly harmless stuff like this.
Frankie_T9000@reddit
not harmless, shes doing it on the road without a proper means to stop.
beyondthisreality@reddit
Not to mention no helmet.
VEC7OR@reddit
Oh look, Debbie Downers have arrived...
Kinklecankles@reddit
That was the horse I put twenty on. It was a tight race but ultimately she was beat by Colic the Wonderhorse, Buyers Remorse and the winner, Glued Lightening.
Miserable-Ship-9972@reddit
In the motorcycles subreddit, it's the ATGATT nannies. It's "all the gear, all the time". No running to get butter at the mini mart a block down thw street unless you've got your spacesuit on. something dangerous might happen when you're doing an inherently dangerous activity.
cjboffoli@reddit
She had the proper means: Flintstones style brakes.
SheetSafety@reddit
she just forgot to say “WOOOAAAHHH”
Fign@reddit
Until she finds a crack on the road is harmless, afterwards…not so much
the_highchef@reddit
My man you need to install grammarly
MurphysRazor@reddit
They're already acting gram' ma'-ly"
ksw06790@reddit
Have to shoot the horse
sauronymus@reddit
10/10, big Career Opportunities energy
moszippy@reddit
I can honestly say that this ridiculous looking…where can I get one? I want one so badly now!
BreakfastNew8771@reddit
Yeah. They are hard to get. But you can find women everywhere.
AzzyFennec@reddit
here
smb3d@reddit
It's really tempting... I've bought dumber things for more.
moszippy@reddit
Woo-hoo!!! 7+!!! I'm a +46!
Visceral-Decay@reddit
Mildly SFW sybian
SummerNightAir@reddit
Where the hell can I get one of these!!?
ifyoufeellucky@reddit
it’s called a PonyCycle
DAN4O4NAD@reddit
Is there also a a model for adults? Asking for a friend
hrminer92@reddit
Looks like there is as long as you’re under 176 pounds. They appear to have handbrakes as well.
Vanilleeiskaffee@reddit
I need one for over 176 pounds.
tcruarceri@reddit
I too am looking for more a MuleCycle
ifyoufeellucky@reddit
That’s what I went looking for. I want to mob that downtown listening to Genuine.
Particular-Leg-8484@reddit
“she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free“
V65Pilot@reddit
Now build one that works on a battery. Instant solve of my country's e-scooter ban....
elf25@reddit
Flintstone brakes
NTPC4@reddit
She would go ass over tea cups if those little wheels hit a crack in the concrete.
wanker_wanking@reddit
I need one
Zephyr104@reddit
The lady or the horse?
AskYourDoctor@reddit
Yeah this looks so stupidly fun
Vet_Racer@reddit
Emphasis on "stupid." No brakes and downtown traffic . . . what could go wrong?
mheck012@reddit
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen
phallic-baldwin@reddit
10/10. Would ride.
irregular-bananas@reddit
The horse looks fun too
phallic-baldwin@reddit
Yup
Super-Prior-7566@reddit
Reminds me of the baron's horses in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
dinoguys_r_worthless@reddit
Brakes?
serathes@reddit
Where's the obligatory Jennifer Connelly gif?
coconuttylime@reddit
Where do I buy one ? Take my moneyy
Altruistic-Curve-600@reddit
Cool AF
Jason_werdas@reddit
Find ich scheiße. Da kann man keine Salami mehr drauß machen.
surfintheinternetz@reddit
I was thinking about getting a bicycle to travel to work, I've changed my mind.
Str8Bugn@reddit
Unbg ?
Ricardo_klement@reddit
Ride it, Cowgirl 😍
MessageForward8056@reddit
Please invite me over for beers and a JART tournament!!
d00dle_qu0kka@reddit
I wish I was half as cool as that lady
John_TheBlackestBurn@reddit
Those were super popular for a very brief period of time.
subtlestang@reddit
A company produced kid sized ones in the 50's-60's.......Mobo the pony.....we grew up with one around the house...
BatmanfromWakanda@reddit
How do you stop???
Afraid_Whole1871@reddit
Everyone just calls her Giorgio.
CordyBear@reddit
My toddler has this. Basically just rollerblade wheels. Even on a flat surface just pump the legs and that thing goes. There’s a “bicycle hand brake” where you hold on to. Turning radius is awful so be prepared to lift the rider and the horse around obstacles because the wheels don’t move backwards
Infuryous@reddit
Giddyup Buttercup!
Quicksilver2634@reddit
I thought for sure she was going to eat it, then I checked the sub. FR I didn't see any brakes, and those look like skateboard-sized wheels. How did she not topple over?
wordsarepegs@reddit
Watch any GX1000 video on youtube and you will understand. Commitment and momentum.
Bethasia01@reddit
Needs bigger wheels, try that on the roads where I live and you will probably be up for a new set of teeth.
th0rpe@reddit
Found one of the larger size ones at goodwill for $20 once. Sold it for $200.
Schowzy@reddit
My sister had one of these as a kid and she rode it down the stairs and my mom picked her up while she was crying and she cried so hard she puked. Classic.
brents347@reddit
There was a horse? I just saw boobs going up and down…
thatonegaygalakasha@reddit
Ok, creep.
brents347@reddit
Wait! There’s a guy who said there was a dildo on that horse and you didn’t call him a creep!? The hypocrisy!!!
brents347@reddit
Creep? Or just honest?
thatonegaygalakasha@reddit
No, creep. I saw the horse first, and a majority of others did too.
brents347@reddit
You seem like a lot of fun.
Alarming-Mongoose-91@reddit
There’s something wrong with society
thatonegaygalakasha@reddit
Point out what's wrong in this video.
thereversehoudini@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0yTilal3_c
YanniRotten@reddit
She’s a keeper.
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
One day this girl just woke up and thought: Today's the day I finally get that mechanical horse with wheels and just ride it around town.
I guess "Mechanical Horse Debbie," was an improvement from "DUI Debbie," in terms of a nick name.
Horror-Raisin-877@reddit
I remember seeing those back in the day. It was the kind of old toy from the 60’s that would be left forgotten in a corner of the basement. I don’t think they worked very well.
peterAtheist@reddit
Take my money.
Brokenbrain82@reddit
Seems like a great compromise between bicycle and skateboard, I love it.
MechanicalHorse@reddit
Nice
tuxedoshrimpjesus@reddit
one small pothole could to take her out😶
Crazen14@reddit
I saw a Tesla, must be a Nazi town /s
NeptuneAndCherry@reddit
This would be a fucking blast while giving you the strongest core. I'm in
trashscal408@reddit
It's called a ponycycle
ZealousidealPapaya59@reddit
You know there's a dildo on that thing that goes up and down with the motion of the horse legs and pedals
ILoveRustyKnives@reddit
I see where you guys are getting off the rails. That's not a penis, it's a fist.
ButtAssTheAlmighty@reddit
That way when you’re tired and try to sit down, the fist punches you right back into your workout!
milkbeard-@reddit
Easy, Mr. Garrison
SteelHip@reddit
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Drone-cell@reddit
Fent powered