America won't take on that burden. We actually want Greenland. Just Fucking with Justin from Canada. Any smart Canadian not blinded by ideologies would want to be the 51st state in the most powerful country there has ever been.
I enjoyed getting my broken leg fixed for free, going through school without worrying about getting shot at, not paying for pointless wars in the middle east and not having massive sectarian divides with elected officials applying biblical rules to real world polutics, we're REALLY okay actually 👍
How much does a house cost? When I was a kid the Canadian dollar was worth MORE than the US dollar. Just saw a post of it being 14 months to get an MRI for a brain tumor. I agree yall are just doing ok. Canada used to rule.
As an American who spent 4 years in Canada, here is a primer to all my fellow Americans:
English Canadians: outwardly nice, secretly mean and judgmental. They’ll criticize the US in one breath for being racist and in the next ask who invited the black guy to the party (true story)
Quebecois: outwardly mean, secretly chill. They’ll invite you to their family’s place in Sherbrooke for a lovely meal of house meat, which is far more tender than you’d expect
True story. Exboss was a flamboyantly gay dude who HATED Obama because he was a horse farmer and Obama banned the sale of horse meat for slaughter, he said it cost him his entire income.
The entire argument made me very uncomfortable. Too many emotions. I didn't even know they whacked Seabiscuit when he couldn't run anymore.
The US has been requesting all NATO members give a minimum of 5% GDP for literally decades. Canada is consistently one of the lowest contributors, while simultaneously bragging about universal healthcare benefits....yeah, no shit, if the US shaved 2% off our NATO contribution and contributed at your level we'd have the money to do it too.
Pull out of NATO, let those syrup slurping moose humpers fund their own defense.
Obviously an American, no Canadian wants to become the 51st state (and if they did Canada would dominate policy making, being far larger and richer than any of the other states)
Canada has more people and it’s only by using fucked up definitions like GDP that you get California being richer, bc you have all the tax evading elite in California; in terms of actual industrial output and natural resources Canada is far wealthier
If Canada was a state, they'd get nearly the same amount of great electors and representatives as California, having a similar population. Canada would most likely vote overwhelmingly Democrat, permanently swinging both the House and the Senate to the Democrats. You don't even know how the USA democratic system work.
That said, if Canada was actually annexed, it'd 1000% be made into a territory instead of a state (like PR, or HI before statehood) and therefore not have any say in the elections.
It's the average Canadian folklore about the US being parroted everywhere lately. Along with Canada thinking if they shut down our power we wouldn't find a convenient solution within three weeks.
always hilarious when you guys are being racist by saying a whole people are nothing but racists, keep it up, with the internet, the world just sees how Canada was always hypocritical
I feel like countering with US has a large Spanish speaking population and we have bilingual packaging and signs, but then I realize French are not people along with Mormons
Same goes back to you. If you paid attention in school, you would know there are two official languages. We started this country and even when the Brits took over, we remained a thorn in their side. We exist purely out of spite and we're not disappearing anytime soon. We dominate your politics and don't you forget it.
this person probably lives in rural New Brunswick and this hatred for the Québecois is mostly self hatred thanks to having no real identity outside of being a serf to the Irving family. It'd be cool if their hatred was born out of superior Acadian heritage, but something tells me they're probably one of the many weak families who Anglicized their names during the le grand expulsion.
LordWetFart@reddit
America won't take on that burden. We actually want Greenland. Just Fucking with Justin from Canada. Any smart Canadian not blinded by ideologies would want to be the 51st state in the most powerful country there has ever been.
HighHcQc@reddit
Nah man we're good thanks
LordWetFart@reddit
Cool. Your country is in the shitter.
HighHcQc@reddit
I enjoyed getting my broken leg fixed for free, going through school without worrying about getting shot at, not paying for pointless wars in the middle east and not having massive sectarian divides with elected officials applying biblical rules to real world polutics, we're REALLY okay actually 👍
CPriceRun86@reddit
Easy to get universal healthcare when your country contributes one of the lowest rates, 1.2% GDP, to NATO lol.
HighHcQc@reddit
Thanks Fox news
LordWetFart@reddit
How much does a house cost? When I was a kid the Canadian dollar was worth MORE than the US dollar. Just saw a post of it being 14 months to get an MRI for a brain tumor. I agree yall are just doing ok. Canada used to rule.
HighHcQc@reddit
It's not perfect but I wouldn't trade it for an American flag
Stunning-Drawer-4288@reddit
As an American who spent 4 years in Canada, here is a primer to all my fellow Americans:
English Canadians: outwardly nice, secretly mean and judgmental. They’ll criticize the US in one breath for being racist and in the next ask who invited the black guy to the party (true story)
Quebecois: outwardly mean, secretly chill. They’ll invite you to their family’s place in Sherbrooke for a lovely meal of house meat, which is far more tender than you’d expect
CPriceRun86@reddit
True story. Exboss was a flamboyantly gay dude who HATED Obama because he was a horse farmer and Obama banned the sale of horse meat for slaughter, he said it cost him his entire income.
The entire argument made me very uncomfortable. Too many emotions. I didn't even know they whacked Seabiscuit when he couldn't run anymore.
FuckRedditIsLame@reddit
> English Canadians: outwardly nice, secretly mean and judgmental.
Absolute truth. They're Ned Flanders nice at best.
gheendade@reddit
Half of Canada‘s GDP goes into distinguishing itself from the United States
CPriceRun86@reddit
The US has been requesting all NATO members give a minimum of 5% GDP for literally decades. Canada is consistently one of the lowest contributors, while simultaneously bragging about universal healthcare benefits....yeah, no shit, if the US shaved 2% off our NATO contribution and contributed at your level we'd have the money to do it too.
Pull out of NATO, let those syrup slurping moose humpers fund their own defense.
peterfamilyguy3@reddit
Sorry no we dont want all your indian people.
No-Garden-2273@reddit
Obviously an American, no Canadian wants to become the 51st state (and if they did Canada would dominate policy making, being far larger and richer than any of the other states)
LooseButtPlug@reddit
Lol, no. California has more people and more wealth than Canada. How can you say something so fucking incompetente, but say it so confidently?
No-Garden-2273@reddit
Canada has more people and it’s only by using fucked up definitions like GDP that you get California being richer, bc you have all the tax evading elite in California; in terms of actual industrial output and natural resources Canada is far wealthier
LooseButtPlug@reddit
Canada population 40 million
California population 45 million
You don't even know which is a higher number...
powers293@reddit
If Canada was a state, they'd get nearly the same amount of great electors and representatives as California, having a similar population. Canada would most likely vote overwhelmingly Democrat, permanently swinging both the House and the Senate to the Democrats. You don't even know how the USA democratic system work.
That said, if Canada was actually annexed, it'd 1000% be made into a territory instead of a state (like PR, or HI before statehood) and therefore not have any say in the elections.
ouroborically@reddit
It's the average Canadian folklore about the US being parroted everywhere lately. Along with Canada thinking if they shut down our power we wouldn't find a convenient solution within three weeks.
Lixuni98@reddit
As if Canada wouldn’t be immediately carved and divided by its provinces into individual states the second they join America.
BajingoWhisperer@reddit
I fucking hate Quebec.
ThighsSaveLife@reddit
It's mutual.
BajingoWhisperer@reddit
I'm aware. Quebec is a racist nasty place.
Mitainepasdpouce@reddit
always hilarious when you guys are being racist by saying a whole people are nothing but racists, keep it up, with the internet, the world just sees how Canada was always hypocritical
Bobertt_@reddit
Get this guy a fuckin Puppers
Y13Deuce@reddit
TIL Leafs have their leafs which they hope the day of the rake will come for
IronicJeremyIrons@reddit
I feel like countering with US has a large Spanish speaking population and we have bilingual packaging and signs, but then I realize French are not people along with Mormons
creamygarlicdip@reddit
Quebec is appeased to get their votes
HonkingWorld@reddit
quebecois are a stain on North America.
Opheodrys97@reddit
Mange mon cul criss de macaque consanguin
HonkingWorld@reddit
This is why. You wont even learn the main official language of your country.
Opheodrys97@reddit
Same goes back to you. If you paid attention in school, you would know there are two official languages. We started this country and even when the Brits took over, we remained a thorn in their side. We exist purely out of spite and we're not disappearing anytime soon. We dominate your politics and don't you forget it.
HonkingWorld@reddit
imagine thinking that quebec dominates American Politics. Most Americans probably can’t even point to Quebec on a map.
HighHcQc@reddit
To be fair most Americans can't point their own state on a map
Opheodrys97@reddit
My bad, I thought I was speaking from one Canuck to another. American opinions mean nothing here
woman_tickler049@reddit
I've never had such a change of heart for people I've and will never meet. Go live long qubec
bigcig@reddit
this person probably lives in rural New Brunswick and this hatred for the Québecois is mostly self hatred thanks to having no real identity outside of being a serf to the Irving family. It'd be cool if their hatred was born out of superior Acadian heritage, but something tells me they're probably one of the many weak families who Anglicized their names during the le grand expulsion.
keituzi177@reddit
This guy r/ newbrunswicks
ouroborically@reddit
Muh speculation
JSmith120102@reddit
Can we just take the western part. Maybe leave Vancouver as a city-state. But take everything else western.
cosplay-degenerate@reddit
I like French only when I kiss women.
seldomtimely@reddit
Literally not a single cogent point was made. A lot of mental gymbastics to create a reality that fits into his simplified mental scheme of the world.
krazay88@reddit
it's actually spelled mental jim nasties
seldomtimely@reddit
I make spelling mistakes when I type fast
BlueRibbonWhiteBread@reddit
Give Quebec independence and make Georges St-Pierre president
Kevthebassman@reddit
wtf I love Quebec now?
Raz98@reddit
No thanks. Canada as a state would only shitify America.
IrishAengus@reddit
Wow
kahnwaldz_@reddit
Blablabla lol
Zeus1131@reddit
Quebec libre
ouroborically@reddit
quec
stankassbruh@reddit
You can't just say all these things to make me hate quebec then turn it around in the last sentence