As a cut mutt who uses a bidet, you are right. I tell people all the time to get a bidet and clean their stankin ass and they look at me like I’m the crazy one. Had 4 people in the car going to get lunch and one of the people was my boss and I told them all that I had the cleanest butt in the vehicle and that they’re gross, they didn’t like that shit at all. Fuck em, fuck you Mitch
My bad, I wasnt there as you know. I just extrapolated based on one guy being "Mitch" and the fact that conversations involving anal hygiene typically don't appeal to women (i know from experience)
Liebermode@reddit
Mutts would sooner cut their dick skins before using bidet
ChrisusaurusRex@reddit
As a cut mutt who uses a bidet, you are right. I tell people all the time to get a bidet and clean their stankin ass and they look at me like I’m the crazy one. Had 4 people in the car going to get lunch and one of the people was my boss and I told them all that I had the cleanest butt in the vehicle and that they’re gross, they didn’t like that shit at all. Fuck em, fuck you Mitch
Glitzarka@reddit (OP)
stupid fuckers
ComfortableAd8708@reddit
Saying you have the cleanest butt to a car full of men soubda pretty flirtatious bro
ChrisusaurusRex@reddit
I forgot you were there, my bad. I am curious though, why you said all guys? Because a biological cis woman was in the call 4Runner as well.
ComfortableAd8708@reddit
My bad, I wasnt there as you know. I just extrapolated based on one guy being "Mitch" and the fact that conversations involving anal hygiene typically don't appeal to women (i know from experience)
ChrisusaurusRex@reddit
Psh, only woman you’ve ever talked to is your mother.
ComfortableAd8708@reddit
Don't have a mom
TWO DADS
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
I bet a grown man did that to the chair in picrel.
Glitzarka@reddit (OP)
yea
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
Sigma male
Glitzarka@reddit (OP)
smegma males
mark2talyho@reddit
This is why Jesus isn’t coming back.
Glitzarka@reddit (OP)
Jesus is dead
Toiletbowlblues@reddit
Free chocolate
turbo_gh0st@reddit
Fucking gross.....Xbox? Ew.