Anon is a patriot | TheaterFire

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Salt-Employee-1348@reddit

If anyone has read an action comic called Charley’s War there was a funny bit on this.

Basically the main character is serving in world war 1 and gets shot in the foot by a friend. Everyone thinks it’s self inflicted so when he goes to the infirmary a hot nurse gives him this and the two hate each other. She then finds out it wasn’t self inflicted and comes to apologizes, instead of the generic “oh don’t apologize “ Charley goes full insult mode calling her out and saying how he’ll tell the boys in his battalion about her doing this to him even though he told her his innocence which causes her to cry. First time I’ve seen a protagonist just say “no Fuck off.”

The two get married later on XD

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TheElementalDj@reddit

interesting shout

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droogvertical@reddit

Draft dodging is the smartest thing you can do.

All the other healthy males go die in war and you have a far better chance of spreading your seed. The same woman who gives me a white feather will be getting creampied by me after her dumb cannon fodder boyfriend gets blown up by chinese fpv drone.

However, I’m pretty sure America is stocking up on its noncitizen young male population for a good reason. Those guys are destined for the telegram war propaganda gore vid compilations.

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EpicQuantumBro@reddit

Modern warfare is so fucking dumb idk why even need men in the trenches nowdays? To die from artillery fire or a grenade dropped off a drone?

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KentuckyFriedChingon@reddit

I mean on some level you still need boots on the ground to hold a position, but you're right - the landscape is rapidly changing. Also don't quote me on this, but I believe that, by and large, meat sacks are still much cheaper soldiers than our drone counterparts, at least until advancements in technology reduce the costs.

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Inside-Development86@reddit

An FPV drone is $500

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Spaciax@reddit

still more expensive than the life of an average russian

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lizard_of_guilt@reddit

That screenshot is totally macaroni.

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Cool_soy_uncle@reddit

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2631822/amp/What-chicken-The-shameful-story-boy-aged-TEN-handed-white-feather-labelled-coward-First-World-War.html

Women, the "empathetic" gender.

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KeyedJewedditor@reddit

only empathetic when it benefits them althoughbeit

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Noke_swog@reddit

I see enough biological women supporting AGPs to know this isn’t exactly true.

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GodlessPerson@reddit

There's a story about a general who got handed a white feather by a 10 yo girl and he smacked her across the face. He was already going to war, he didn't need a reminder.

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MacTheVIII@reddit

He had already been in battle at Ypres and would be going back

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the_orange_president@reddit

This sounds very likely to have happened…presumably the general posted the story on the 4chan of the day

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ahamel13@reddit

Fake: anon getting a gift from a woman

Dandy: putting a feather in his cap

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Falandyszeus@reddit

Imagine getting bullied for not going to war by people also not going to war.... Just hand it back and laugh.

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brinclj@reddit

and to think: this was a ww1 not ww2, the most pointless war from an average citizens perspective.

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back_reggin@reddit

But long before television or film. Civilians had no idea what war was really like, and it was heavily romanticized. The ugly side only started entering public consciousness when film reels came back from WWII, and then massively when TV footage started coming back from Vietnam.

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the_orange_president@reddit

Are you kidding… they knew exactly how bad ww1 was. The myths of how heroic and romantic it was disappeared after a few months…the white feather bullshit happened later

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Becaus789@reddit

Are you sure about that? I’m not sure about that. I recall watching a documentary on this last week which said this happened very early, before the draft was instituted. It’s not important enough a distinction to me to go back and look but I can find it if you like. I could easily be wrong.

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the_orange_president@reddit

yeh I was wrong about the white feather bullshit, it started at the beginning and it continued throughout the war. wiki has some based quotes:

"One example was Private Ernest Atkins, who was on leave from the Western Front. He was riding a tram when he was presented with a white feather by a girl sitting behind him. He smacked her across the face with his pay book and said, "Certainly I'll take your feather back to the boys at Passchendaele. I'm in civvies because people think my uniform might be lousy, but if I had it on I wouldn't be half as lousy as you".

the other poster is wrong about civvies not knowing war was shit until ww2. the french were completely fucked from ww1, especially the men, and there were cripples everywhere. that's the main reason they threw in the towel so early in ww2 imo.

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brinclj@reddit

either that or just another case of women being dumb

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Material-Kick9493@reddit

that's when you punch her in the face and then tell her the real war is about to start and unzip your pants

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zuppa_de_tortellini@reddit

This is why the hippie movement was so unique, people called for an end to war even if it meant their side lost.

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the_capibarin@reddit

But why was it also smelly and drab?

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Bobboy5@reddit

because sometimes even weird losers have a good point

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DrDMango@reddit

Because it was a revolt to anything Nazis and Hitler

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fvgh12345@reddit

Large amounts of continued cheap psychedelics may or may not make you forget some responsibilities and sense

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Pitiful_Special_8745@reddit

Something something vaccine

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Boredy0@reddit

"Please go to the trenches to be blown up for me, yes I have nothing but contempt for you :) but please do it for me."

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wallagrargh@reddit

Utterly featherless behavior

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TrajanParthicus@reddit

Massive psyop incoming in which thots on TikTok talk about how guys who don't want to be killed and maimed for Israel give them the ick.

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futainflation@reddit

I would say thanks and put it in my pocket, then ask what I'm supposed to do with a fucking feather

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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Use it to tickle your balls when you goon and get off to the sensation that a woman is touching your sack in a weird second hand way

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Becaus789@reddit

My body my choice.

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throwaway3point4@reddit

I know the double-standards point has been driven into the Earth's core at this point, but imagine if men did something similar to this to women not seeking to marry and become mothers when birthrates are declining.

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Jackmac15@reddit

I'm mean, that's exactly what crazy cat lady jokes are. There's no physical object involved, but the effect is the same, to shame someone for not fulfilling their traditional gender roles.

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Lower_Hat@reddit

We could deliver a bouquet of pig intestines to anyone who aborts a White baby.

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Successful-Flan-9763@reddit

we'd give them a teddy bear. the implication is obvious. on a large enough scale it would drive birth rates up without a doubt.

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CremousDelight@reddit

Of course I get it, but just for the people in the back who may or not understand it, what are you talking about again?

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Successful-Flan-9763@reddit

for the autists out there: during world war 1, women in the uk would give a feather to men who didn't go to war as a way to shame them and force them to go to war anyway (might be the wrong country and the wrong war but anyway). we are talking about doing a classic uno reverse by giving a teddy bear to women who refuse to bear white children. the teddy would evoke motherly feelings in the woman and would shame them into looking for a decent man and settling down.

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Pyle02@reddit

No kidding, I think it would work. If dudes weren't so fat so nowadays.

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sink_pisser_@reddit

That's a good idea

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nikoll-toma@reddit

how DARE you

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Adress_Unknown_1999@reddit

How dare you!!! We women.... blablabla oppression.... blablabla freedom....

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penis-ass-vagina@reddit

Whenever I was about to assassinate a target, instead of stabbing them with my hidden blade, I'd touch them with the feather so they melt into nothing. And this would be my Creed as an Assassin

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Avocado_with_horns@reddit

Shit like this wouldn't work nowadays because of hoeflation.

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fine93@reddit

puts feather on head and begins sing redskins battle chants

he-ya he-ya he-ya he-ya!

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xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit

Tickle torture my tip with it.

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wallagrargh@reddit

She obviously wants me to use it when I write my manifesto. I can respect that.

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Exciting_Bill_7975@reddit

Only funny comment in this whole seething pit

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wiibarebears@reddit

She is handing out dead animal parts probably covered in chicken flu, obviously she has a mental disorder to one have a supply of these things and 2 try to hand them to random people on the street. Call police, she’s probably escaped from a mental health centre and needs help.

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reddit_has_fallenoff@reddit

Everyone remembers Mahammad, Ali, and one of those reasons is because he refused to go to war to fight on someone else’s behalf.

No one remembers the names of the dumb american mercenaries that signed up to fight in Ukraine

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goofy_goober_eve@reddit

fuck patriotism honestly. If war comes to my country i'm escaping and making fun of the retards that fight and die

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strangetines@reddit

Watching Ukrainian women flee the country in droves whilst the men go to die in a hideous war really sums up the modern gender paradigm. Bad shit - that's for men to deal with.

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LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit

Who else here into Dandymaxxing?

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StopCallinMePastries@reddit

The induced outcome of toxic masculinity is to revel in your own slavery.

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Toxic_Behavior_God@reddit

Kill her and eat the feather

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robressionist801@reddit

Based

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Pyle02@reddit

Our great grandfathers were idiots. The fuck you let this random shame you?

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Matt_2504@reddit

Eat it

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KeyedJewedditor@reddit

best way to assert dominance

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Dingus1536@reddit

I am sorry Miss, but as a champion of equality and women I must give the feather back as I believe women have the strength and fortitude to defend this country even better than men. In fact I will be more than happy to help you prove this by staying home.

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axionj@reddit

Omfg 🤣