A man might refer to his penis as "his dick," "his rod” or “his Johnson”
Posted by MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 56 comments
Posted by MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 56 comments
therealtwomartinis@reddit
I see you rolled your way in on a semi. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna suck you up.
Quick-Emphasis2098@reddit
An lemme tell you something pendejo
Dizzy_Dunno@reddit
"Discreet Shipping"
KillTheZombie45@reddit
In the parlance of our times?
romulusnr@reddit
I'm really more focused on that sign... what the fuck
Waving the fucking gun around?
Also, dude, discharge of explosive projectiles within gas station limits... that ain't safe and legal.
uttyrc@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
KarlPHungus@reddit
Who are you an accelerants expert now?!
YesOrNoWhichever@reddit
You cannot be bringing this negative energy into the tournament
DIOmega5@reddit
Johnson?
Very Well, Mr Lebowski.
Crumby2222@reddit
Che ridiculo!
underpanttrousers@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
stormyapril@reddit
That's my dildo for my VAGINA. I hope the word does not make you uncomfortable like most men, Jeffrey...
herberstank@reddit
Whaddya need that for, Dude?
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
A dick, man!
The_Crown_Jul@reddit
😂
Santanoni@reddit
/unjerk
Discreet packaging, my ass?!
Poker-Junk@reddit
Coitus?
fit_kimberly@reddit
He fixes the cable?
UncleSoaky@reddit
Pull forward or we shoot off you chohnson!
Sttocs@reddit
Miserable_Wave4895@reddit
demonbadger@reddit
In the parlance of the times.
UmeaTurbo@reddit
r/mildlypenis
davesToyBox@reddit
Ah man… they said the packaging would be discreet.
spidersinthesoup@reddit
Jackie Treehorn presents:
J--E--F--F@reddit
Autodahng
MikeW226@reddit
...Flatbed Cargo Jammin'.
armyofant@reddit
How you gonna keep her on the farm after she’s seen Karl hungus.
cjmartinex@reddit
Statue of Liberty is trans
1600Pensylvaniave@reddit
Is that the most modestly priced receptacle?
J_Jeckel@reddit
I told them 1000 times, discreet!
VendaGoat@reddit
I still jerk off manually.
RedPhule@reddit
Sure you do, u/VendaGoat ...
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
How can you keep them on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
draconus72@reddit
Elon's next round of gender affirming care.
MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit (OP)
The Woke Mind Virus has gotten him. At least it’s an ethos…
leftboot20@reddit
Pull forward after fueling or get shot…ha, that is some serious hostility.
Genghis_Chong@reddit
Real reactionary
2wheelsThx@reddit
Mundane_Dingo_5308@reddit
“Johnson?”
CheckYourStats@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
Beginning_Baseball44@reddit
I have to check mine as stowed luggage when flying. Weapons no allowed as carry on.
MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit (OP)
You said it man.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
You can imagine what condition her condition is in after logjammin
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
Nobody’s gonna cut your dick off…not if I have anything to say about it.
ltsmobilelandman@reddit
My dirty undies... My fucking whites...
SpringTour77@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
Bass0696@reddit
Vagina.
MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit (OP)
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable
rufneck-420@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred.
LackadaisicalAF@reddit
I don't know, but you'd best pull forward after fueling
brkfstbrrto@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of?
MarvelousVanGlorious@reddit (OP)
A Dick, a Rod, or a Johnson.
RabbiVolesBassSolo@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
NoneMiraculous@reddit
I wouldn’t know, Dude. I deal in publishing.
FederalCash3035@reddit
without batting an eye