ULPT Request - What are jobs where you kinda do nothing and can use most of the time for yourself (reading, learning, etc) ?
Posted by brugmansiaDrain@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 122 comments
Title basically says it all. I am looking for a job where i can use most/a lot of the time im being there for improving myself (learning for school, focusing on my own business,..) . I thought about night shifts at a hotel, but i dont want to do that as it would destroy my daytime and life too much.
ExoticMovie638@reddit
Library, hotel reception, any job that gives you free LinkedIn Learning-plenty do
ThatOneScribbler@reddit
How does one work in a library?
ExoticMovie638@reddit
You apply like any other job. Larger libraries are hiring all the time and not every role is related to being a librarian. Sometimes they have different programs that they hire for. Check the “career” part of your local libraries website
Optimal-Accident8643@reddit
IT
Optimal-Accident8643@reddit
Again why downvotes. Isn’t automation your fucking thing ???
Zestyclose-Cap1829@reddit
System administrator for a specialized piece software like Salesforce or something.
Raymonticule@reddit
Reception security guard in industry at night you basically have free time. In all that is nomadic service maintenance (in terms of ethics you are not doing your job but no one sees it)
pendlewitchbitch@reddit
Library assistant in an unpopular town or university, overnight concierge in an apartment building
Cloud_Striker@reddit
Get yourself IT-certified and then look for a position in a place that barely uses computers at all.
Yaboiqwerty@reddit
This!! I don’t do jack shit lol
Wh1skyJack@reddit
What industry do you work in?
Yaboiqwerty@reddit
Left the military with my IT certs and went into a construction contracting company, excluding the handful of admin people we have I don’t do much, just college
Live-Duck1369@reddit
Remote or onsite?
naughtabot@reddit
What IT certs should I look for?
Yaboiqwerty@reddit
Standard, A+, Net+, Sec+ If you have the dedication a CCNA cert helps too. Just know what you’re talking about when you go into the interview.
john_the_fetch@reddit
And I bet when you do actual work (to fix something) - those other employees think you're a god.
Cannanda@reddit
Please. People think I’m a god when I tell them to try turning it off and on again and it works. I’d say most people have very minimum knowledge of computers. Ironically, the newer generations are even worse with them
Yaboiqwerty@reddit
Once drove 20 minutes to the other side of the military base to power cycle a computer that 3 people had assured me they had before. So yes 😭
freeshavocadew@reddit
Does the first letter of your first name start with T and are you former USAF?
Yaboiqwerty@reddit
It does not, and no.
BoaterMoatBC@reddit
Whaaaaat?! That is so much money
NiceMomJeans@reddit
Look for a small role in a government office. Many gov offices are full of people doing minimal work for decent pay and hella good benefits. (Assuming you're in the US) I do admin for a gov office, most of my day consists of listening to podcasts and reading.
Librashell@reddit
Please delete this. You’re going to become a Musk talking point.
GrasshoperPoof@reddit
This is less the case now, but there was a lot of truth to it before
NiceMomJeans@reddit
Nah, people are cool on the internet, right?
eyelinerfordays@reddit
Yup, specifically LOCAL government (state, county, city). I work at a state agency and it's very chill and quiet.
NiceMomJeans@reddit
Yes, I should have specified state or county office, not federal.
ozzokiddo@reddit
Government employees have not had a good couple months with all the doge cuts going on..
NiceMomJeans@reddit
I should have specified state or county office, not federal. My state hasn't been affected by the doge/federal cuts. (Yet) We're still actively hiring.
RTMSner@reddit
Yeah with all the cuts happening this is a great idea.
Flaky-Artichoke6641@reddit
Security as a retirement job.. Staring into nothing. Take all the courses n work at restricted sites
PotatoDrives@reddit
I worked as a Supervisor/Purchaser and there were entire weeks that would go by without doing really any work. Paid well too, but it was soul sucking.
forrkks@reddit
Work at a vape or smoke shop, my ex would just FaceTime me for his whole 12 hour shift while finishing off hw for college or read, sometimes he’d even sleep. He would only be distracted to serve customers and answer questions which didn’t occur too frequently.
veggiter@reddit
I really don't understand people who wanna face time someone all day long.
poop_pants_pee@reddit
I don't even want to spend 12 hours of face time with someone in person
Substantial_Flow_850@reddit
Sometimes when I go to these type of places I feel bad. Like I’m interrupting some sacred moment.
kyohti@reddit
This is the answer. Every time I walk into one of those places it takes 5-10 minutes for someone to finally appear, having obviously just woken up.
VixenTraffic@reddit
I’m a receptionist and notary. I’m waiting for the phone to ring right now. I also have a document on my desk waiting for a manager to come sign.
They literally pay me to wait. What I do while I wait is up to me.
I used to work in a hi-tech factory. Brutal 13 hour graveyard shifts on my feet all night. It was awful. But the security guard there was paid to sit at his desk inside the door to buzz people in. What he did between people coming to the door was up to him. He was paid to wait. They liked hiring college students who used the time to study.
Another job I had years ago was similar. it was at a private school. I worked the front desk, buzzing parents and students in. While they were in class I had easy tasks to complete printing labels and other data entry, but again, I was just paid to wait.
Are these jobs boring? Not if you like Reddit.
JoeyMaddox@reddit
Get a job in mattress sales. You’ll likely see 2-3 customers a day and most of them aren’t really serious about buying, so they’ll be out of the store in about ten minutes.
Did this for five years and finished a novel, played Civ V on PC a lot and got paid for it, turned survey websites into a second income, read a lot of books, etc. As long as you hit your goals nobody will care.
A co worker I knew ran a side hustle scalping sports tickets out of the store, another one read blogs all day and got roped into some foreign currency scams, another guy got really good at couponing, one dude decided to whittle all day.
Some people just spent the day running football pools, others researching conspiracies and falling too far into the rabbit hole. The list goes on.
OP, your answer is mattress sales.
0zRkRsVXRQ3Pq3W@reddit
“As long as you hit your goals”
So you actually have to sell mattresses?
JoeyMaddox@reddit
Yes, you do have sales goals, but unless you like fall into the bottom of the list of salespeople you are generally left alone. Ironically if you did mid-below average you’d get moved to locations with less foot traffic and more free time. You just have to not be the worst.
Tinkalinkalink@reddit
If you’re going to get caught sleeping on the job, a mattress shop is the place to do it
idontfuckwithcondoms@reddit
3rd shift concierge. I don’t do shit and get paid well for it.
realhighlander@reddit
Avoid anything with KPI's, and good luck you beautiful parasite.
shadowlago95@reddit
Avoid Asian countries and you're all good
ozzokiddo@reddit
I would say IT but currently the job market is very scarce for this type of job. I think AI has companies thinking they don’t need as many IT employees overall
JediRingBearer@reddit
More reason to start, because good engineers utilizing AI (or no AI, whatever) can be productive. But a vibe-coding-tech-bro can pull the rug from any company.
ozzokiddo@reddit
IT isnt really about coding although it does involve some coding depending on your job duties
JediRingBearer@reddit
I am very aware, but vibe-coding is a term used for someone that only relies on LLM output (so also for structure etc). The point being, people that blindly apply the output of the LLM without understanding it, being amazed when it works, being shocked that it was a band-aid solution that crumbled at the very first edge case.
Mm2k@reddit
Gas station cashier
TheSugaredFox@reddit
Find small local vape shop. Be a regular for years until owner decided to hire someone so pecan start not being in shop as much to handle more back end stuff.
My typical work days are "if there's not a customer, you're on break. Bring something to do". As an added bonus my stores owner is a fantastic guy so since I handle inventory every Monday and he knew I was working with a bazillion lb 10? Year old thinkpad he bought me a nice little rich screen idea pad that can handle the same basic gaming and streaming I'd do on said think pad. 10/10 highly recommend.
UnlikelyAdvice8047@reddit
Covid screener ( can’t do it anymore) , I’d literally be playing games and ask 2 questions and have them scan their forehead
Part time Receptionist toward the end of the day- worked at a nonprofit where majority of the day I was watching anime and had 2 calls per day probably
Window cleaning- driving to the different destinations take time … and who’s to say your not “stuck in traffic” for an extra hour
I worked as an apprentice for a tech company and literally just wait for an assignment , do it within a day , and go back to sleeping for the next week
kbaham324@reddit
I work remotely in a call center but it’s super chill, I average 4-8 calls per day in an 8 hour shift. Most of the time I’m doing stuff around the house or scrolling social media
eWoods115@reddit
This part, what sort of companies hire for this?
Accomplished_Chain_8@reddit
How to get this?
This_Case_3708@reddit
In many countries there is a legal requirements for all public orgs such as schools, agencies, city govs to employ a system security specialist. In many of those orgs computers are practically not used at all
Practical_Outcome771@reddit
Big Corp mail room - experience shows that after Covid, mail rooms where required are less busy so you might get lucky. I spent time covering one where I think I got mail once every 30 days. The rest of the time I was alone in the room and had it to myself so I did exam revision 😀
Wizard-of-lonlieness@reddit
https://youtu.be/1NBfZcNU4O0
Big_Don_@reddit
New what that was gonna be, so I clicked it.
I love that whole episode, it's one of my favorites.
"Every letter is addressed to "Pepe Sylvia"
.... Pennsylvania 😂
kawaiian@reddit
I never understood why Pepe Sylvia, forgot Charlie is illiterate - Penn Sylvania too funny
fibonacci_veritas@reddit
Being an escort works like this. Best job I ever had.
wethotamericanbrian@reddit
User name checks out
nabokovcocktail@reddit
Investing!!!!
Pass_It_Round@reddit
Security guard, just a few checklist things then it's just waiting to see if anything happens. But it's at night.
Kestrel_VI@reddit
Agreed. Static site work is boring as hell, especially if you’re somewhere remote with no internet, but good if you can handle being alone for long periods at a time.
Big_Don_@reddit
Do you have some examples of this? Are these jobs common?
Kestrel_VI@reddit
A lot of security companies will hire you to basically just sit on places like construction sites, offices, private land that sort of thing. Just have a look for local companies in your area and give them a call. In the UK you don’t even need a qualification to do it, though it helps if you do.
quackl11@reddit
Surveillance room in a casino, then let us know your shift and what casino please
Agitated_Custard7395@reddit
Hotel night porter
brugmansiaDrain@reddit (OP)
I dont want to do night shifts as i think that would destroy my social life, energy and all my daytime i have. Not worth it
OnlyVisitingEarth@reddit
Life's hard isn't it? Adulting sucks.
tilldeathdoiparty@reddit
Especially for someone looking for an easy job with excess free time
GrimxPajamaz@reddit
Not just an easy job, OP wants to get paid for not working.
tilldeathdoiparty@reddit
The rest of us, have a job, grind at night and don’t put so much weight in a social life, ahhh to be so young and so dumb again
Big_Don_@reddit
So dumb they're not even self aware enough to realize how ignorant they sound while saying "I can't work nights I need lots of energy for a social life".
That's when the jobs that you could be hired for, are. Dumbass.
perdirelapersona@reddit
you're being downvoted 'cause in capitalism people don't like quitters and think everyone should be thrilled to contribute.
But you're completely right, night shifts fuck with you. It's not just a matter of not being able to meet up with people because they're all asleep, it takes a toll on your mental health in the long run. Avoid it like the plague.
13thmurder@reddit
Rotating shifts destroy your energy, trust me... I do that now and sleep like shit for the few days after my biweekly night shift.
A constant night schedule isn't so bad. You can choose when you have your day depending on if you're a morning person or not.
Let's say you work 11pm-7am.
You can be awake and go about your day and go to bed around 2-3 pm, or you can go to bed once you're off at 7am and have your day be 2-3pm onward and still get adequate sleep either way.
FluffYouMan@reddit
But keep in mind you only get one day truly off because you get off friday morning and go in sunday night (if you're working full time that is)
13thmurder@reddit
How do you figure? If it's the same number of hours worked as a day job it's the same number of hours off.
cannedbeans97@reddit
Escort. Look I know it’s taboo but you can have a 2 hour “gig” and make more than some people make by doing 80hrs/2wks
Other than that, overnight receptionist at an animal hospital. Some nights will be INSANE but other nights nothing happens all shift and you can do what you please
Wishing you luck, work smarter (not harder)
Ok_Collection3074@reddit
Night security guard
Embarrassed-Dot-8858@reddit
Driving and audio books works for me
alienspaceeace@reddit
I worked in an antique store where the boss was out treasure hunting all day. We had barely any customers so I used a good proportion of my day for teaching myself new things and reading.
toolatealreadyfapped@reddit
I'm a refinery operator. On weekends and/or nights, I do about 2 hours of work over a 12 hour shift. The rest of the time is spent reading, Netflix, YouTubeing my hobbies, or sleeping. But weekdays can be too busy for any of that. But I only work one week of those per month.
lylyyu@reddit
Front desk for a residential building
Own_Guess@reddit
Maintenance, sometimes. Well a lot of the time. Still, heavy fucking emphasis on how fucked shit does get all at once. I have been one for 12 years.
Hardpp6969@reddit
Oil bunkering. Sail out in the seas, afk most days, time to pump oil for ship (1-2hr) back to afk.
mrcub1@reddit
Desk clerk
Justin_inc@reddit
I worked 3rd shift at an IT Helpdesk once. Basically watched TV all night
AllForOne614@reddit
Security
RivenRise@reddit
I'm a scheduling admin at a pest control company. Most of my day is on reddit/reading and I get to listen to my audio books all day. I do probably 3 hours of work a day and the rest is sitting around and answering the occasional call.
It's like a month and a half of busy season and even then it's 5 hours of work and 3 hours of calls that are sorta often. Winter gets dead dead, an hour of work and maybe 5 or 6 calls a day. Pays not to bad.
Jrollins621@reddit
I am a software engineer and mainly work with robotics. My particular robots process pharmaceutical samples, which can take a pretty damn long time from beginning to end. Hours. During that time, I pretty much do exactly what you said you wanted to while waiting for it to do its thing. I always make a simulator when I build these things, so I can run it to the problems spots quickly, but most practical tests need the actual system to run.
Kolt56@reddit
Are you blue sky/R&D?
Because what you are describing is rare in robotics. Make a simulator, implies you can adjust the process with autonomy, which will get you fired most elsewhere in robotics.
Just wondering…
Jrollins621@reddit
R&D. We get some requirements and go from there. Creating a simulator is a necessity because often times the mechanical and electrical team are still building the system and I don’t even have one to work with. I simulate what the machine will do and write the motion controls and automation, and usually most everything else while I’m waiting. By time I get a working prototype, I usually can just plug and play and run on the real thing. Out of curiosity, why would you fired for being able to adjust the process with autonomy? For my last major project, it has to do that. It needs to make decisions on the fly, because the process is never the same every time. I guess if it’s welding frames on a car that would make sense. These systems aren’t your average single robot arm system, though I do use those sometimes. Even in those case, I’ve been required to give the system decision making capabilities.
Jrollins621@reddit
R&D. Definitely not a production environment, which I get. We get some requirements and go from there. Creating a simulator is a necessity because often times the mechanical and electrical team are still building the system and I don’t even have one to work with. I simulate what the machine will do and write the motion controls and automation, and usually most everything else while I’m waiting. By time I get a working prototype, I usually can just plug and play and run on the real thing. Out of curiosity, why would you fired for being able to adjust the process with autonomy? For my last major project, it has to do that. It needs to make decisions on the fly, because the process is never the same every time. I guess if it’s welding frames on a car that would make sense. These systems aren’t your average single robot arm system, though I do use those sometimes. Even in those case, I’ve been required to give the system decision making capabilities. Neither the customer, nor the technicians that install and work with the systems, ever get their hands on the simulators. That usually resides in the source code.
One-Winged-Owl@reddit
Don't know, but for the love of God avoid anything logistics or inventory related (help me)
Kolt56@reddit
Controls Technician (Night Shift)
It’s like IT for robots. You’re not swapping 10 thin clients a night… you’re babysitting a $40K industrial PC that runs a 1,500ft sorter. It rarely breaks, and when it does, you’re the calm in the storm.
Pays very well. And less physical than the mechanics team. Most big logistics corps (Amazon, Walmart, etc.) will train you up internally.
Avoid greenfield sites.. total chaos. Join a stable OLD facility.
Biggest rule: 480v 3 phase will kill you. Don’t touch 3-phase unless you know what you’re doing. Safety knowledge matters more than technical skill here. Become a LOTO god, and you will get a covenant manager spot (night shift), which is essentially a chair warmer position. Don’t hire idiots.
Also if it has a steering wheel/levers, and is inside of a facility, like a fork lift or boom lift, just say you are scared and never operate it. Let the mechanics send you up.
PontiacBigBlockBoi@reddit
Military, highly role dependent, but mostly once you meet your annual requirements (fitness test, dental, mandatory training etc), the rest of your job is largely about "being ready". For me, that means drinking 3 coffees a day, choosing a new brand of chips, taking long lunches, and reading books.
Avoid combat roles and find a nice job flying a desk like me.
Unfair_Weakness_1999@reddit
That actually sounds a lot like my job. I work in software licensing and my job is completely reactive. I wait for requests to come in, then I take care of them. In the meantime I can listen to audiobooks or read or play games on my phone. Really low stress.
Conscious-Cup-6776@reddit
Warden at a supported accommodation. These clients are generally very low support, there just needs someone to be on site in case of any issues overnight.
A friend of mine did it - although she had a list of nightly checks to be done, she powered through and spent most nights watching Netflix.
FunicularHistaminase@reddit
Sales jobs, most of the time your not with customer you can do whatever you want.
Usual_Judge_7689@reddit
A friend of mine is a janitor at a school and apparently he has a lot of free time to watch YouTube or whatever.
dream__weaver@reddit
I used to have a gig at my local school district training new custodians on swing shift. It'd usually just be the two of us at a site and after the first day or so I'd usually be able to just let them work while I chilled in the break room the whole time, checking on them a few times
TungstenSparrow@reddit
My dad was a, overnight janitor at a hospital when he was in college. He could do his work in a couple of hours and spend the rest of the night studying.
dream__weaver@reddit
Look into jobs at your local school district. About 10 years ago I had a chill gig working swing shift where I'd train new custodians. It'd usually just be the two of us at a site and I'd leave them to work the whole time while I read in the break room and checked on them a handful of times lol
QuentinTarzantino@reddit
Fire watch, archivist, film editor, truck driver and male model.
Zagagoza@reddit
Bud driver. When I'd get the morning shifts, clock in at 6:30, get to my designated area by 7. Then I'd sleep on the job until my first order. No stoner wakes up until like 10am.
mr-fishtick@reddit
Valet attendant.
Robocup1@reddit
A generator operator for industrial ops is one of these jobs. Go turn on the generator, make sure it is supplying adequate and safe power to job site, and then just chill for 8-12 hours. Do school work or start a business. Better yet, start a generator business.
GreenForThanksgiving@reddit
Storage unit front desk. Guy at mine was running a side business. Eventually left to Europe when it was making enough.
Gogglesed@reddit
Private chef that travels with a rich family
ninjabunnay@reddit
Security guard
Flaky-Wallaby5382@reddit
Security gaurd at a museum
Qnofputrescence1213@reddit
But controlling those free roaming exhibits at night can be rough! Especially the cavemen!
RedditSucksNutsDude@reddit
it's dexter who you've gotta watch out for. the little shit
OlivesMadder@reddit
Sales for a large company with significant marketshare, a virtual duopoly ideally, and a highly integrated and necessary product (shipping, tech security, software). Sells itself.
gundam2017@reddit
Corporate jobs in finance. Yoy have a busy week or two a quarter from my experience but a ton of busy work and downtime
saiyanultimate@reddit
Software developer working from home.
croissantdelavie@reddit
Get worker's comp and do physical therapy to inprove yourself
veganmomPA@reddit
Receptionist in any medium-sized office building. A little busy in the mornings, and maybe at lunch with food deliveries, and in the evenings when everyone wants to say goodbye… but other than that it’s safe and mostly quiet.
Slacker_Zer0@reddit
Security
Also night auditor for a motel
FluffYouMan@reddit
Its all gonna be 3rd shift my dude, people who get the easy day jobs have been working 3rds for years waiting for the day shift to retire to snag their spot.