In The Trenches | TheaterFire

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Fisherman_Gabe@reddit

That was probably a period shart. The smell of hambeast diarrhea mixing with the putrid blood swamp between her legs would certainly make for a unique scent.

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I can't help but feel a little bad for the wagie who has to clean the scooter - imagine having to get close and personal with that vile concoction of period blood, yeast and diarrhea with bits of half-digested ham and oreos floating in it.

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United_States_ClA@reddit

Imagine if she sneezed at the same time as she farted and leaked period blood. And then started throwing up and pissing and coughing and

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IronicJeremyIrons@reddit

*sobbing* S-sir... Th-th-this is a... A... Wendy's. Take your Triple B-Baconator and leave... P-please...

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Altruistic-Writing20@reddit

.....go on

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ProtoLibturd@reddit

You have a talent

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indiefolkfan@reddit

Don't feel bad. They don't clean those.

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Imperial902@reddit

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

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MrDaburks@reddit

I’ve heard when you get that disgustingly fat you don’t get those anymore

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Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit

They can become irregular but occasionally they will still happen. Not every month necessarily like a healthy woman, though.

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heywoodidaho@reddit

The shithouse on a tuna boat that contracted ebola 2 weeks ago. I do some plumbing there is a reason I keep vicks vapor rub in the truck.

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Disco_Biscuit12@reddit

Welp. Cant unread that.

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Charbus@reddit

Was this written by butters

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mark2talyho@reddit

Kek

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ThrowEmInTheSoup@reddit

Why not just leave when you see le wild Hambeast approaching

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ahackercalled4chan@reddit

narrated by Morgan Freeman

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WorkSFWaltcooper@reddit

Fetish post

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SynysterGabe@reddit

Ngl these are getting old quick

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United_States_ClA@reddit

Get used to it for at least the next 2.5 months, the latest agency-wide psyop vote just happened and ofc the degen coalition came up with the nastiest concepts imaginable I hate this job

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johnny_effing_utah@reddit

Please shut your mouth and keep posting.

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United_States_ClA@reddit

I will. For Israel.

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Charbus@reddit

Lick my

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Autisticus@reddit

You must be new to be this tired this quickly

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SynysterGabe@reddit

Mans posts like every other day about either vomit or shit, don't get me wrong it makes me insanely horny but for the love of God add something different

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That-Grim-Reaper@reddit

> In The Trenches Dying Fetus reference?

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Dill_Donor@reddit

I will never not laugh at "triabetes"

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MiserableShine1768@reddit

The cholestrolls one got me

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SabreToothSandHopper@reddit

Reads like it was written by a 16 year old

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groinmissile@reddit

Poetry from a man on the brink of death

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Free-Design-8329@reddit

Pooja sends her regards

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Sniper_231996@reddit

Sounds like a candidate for corpse starch

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KennyGaming@reddit

What do you mean?

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Sniper_231996@reddit

Decaying humans flesh turned to food rations for mass populace

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KennyGaming@reddit

Interesting. Do you think that’s a good idea?

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Sniper_231996@reddit

I didn't think of it, warhammer did

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No_Entertainment2934@reddit

Snowpiercer does it better. Ground up people AND cockroaches into literal bricks of shit.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Burn the heretic!

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Sniper_231996@reddit

Yes yes !

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United_States_ClA@reddit

Some All Tomorrows type shit https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Colonial_(All_Tomorrows)

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the8thjuice@reddit

Sounds more like one of the nurses gifts...

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cheapbeerwarrio@reddit

Triabetees and triple-stuffed Cheetos, anon has a way with words

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minty-moose@reddit

I'm absolutely using triabetes lmao

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bestarmylol@reddit

4chinners are good with vocab

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ShartBandit@reddit

She was flirting with anon, he's just to dense to realize it.

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back_reggin@reddit

"You like that? Wanna see where it came from?"

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Nikobellic1111@reddit

Lol this actually made me laugh. Good one.

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Nasapigs@reddit

"These Snickers bars are king size, but I'm fun size ;)"

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

That’s a lot of words to say that you smelled a fat persons fart.

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Venom-TV@reddit

She’s on a wheelchair likely cuz of a bad diet. Let natural selection do its thing

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SplashingChicken@reddit

Anon forgot to mention how he waited until she rolled off the scooter and then planted his face in the seat and held it there for a solid 15 minutes.

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baudmiksen@reddit

dude heard the flatulating then waited around long enough to savor the moist aroma, definitely a seat sniffer

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Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit

With a boner as hard as a diamond. All two and a half inches of it.

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slurv@reddit

Dont get me wrong, I love pepe and popo jokes, I love it. It's the crème-de-la-crème of humour. You don't believe me? This shit is forced and did not give me a chuckle. Just some dude smelling shit. 3/10

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