Anon predicts the Minecraft movie Posted by Sethleoric@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 47 comments
[-] cumble_bumble@reddit I'd watch the shit out of this honestly, if the movie unironically used the word "genociding" I'd give it a 5 star review right then and there [-] manicforlive@reddit Unalived. [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit I have news for you [-] manicforlive@reddit what? [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit They unironically use "unalive you" in the movie to mean "kill you". [-] PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS@reddit Genocide schmenocide. [-] Chai_Enjoyer@reddit "big big unaliving"
[-] manicforlive@reddit Unalived. [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit I have news for you [-] manicforlive@reddit what? [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit They unironically use "unalive you" in the movie to mean "kill you".
[-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit I have news for you [-] manicforlive@reddit what? [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit They unironically use "unalive you" in the movie to mean "kill you".
[-] manicforlive@reddit what? [-] BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit They unironically use "unalive you" in the movie to mean "kill you".
[-] likely_suspicious@reddit This ruined cinema for me [-] kippy3267@reddit I feel like I have to watch a bunch of cartel beheading videos to cleanse my pallette
[-] kippy3267@reddit I feel like I have to watch a bunch of cartel beheading videos to cleanse my pallette
[-] LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit The Minecraft Movie, change nothing, but make Steve played by Jason Statham. Play it straight the whole time.
[-] _TwinLeaf_@reddit Notch line goes hard tbh [-] Timekeeper98@reddit FR, actual peak cinema if the writers made that happen. [-] Endulos@reddit I doubt there's any chance in hell they reference Notch. His name has basically become poison. [-] manicforlive@reddit They even removed references to him, on the game he created. [-] Serious-Ad4594@reddit Just like like north Korea removing the references to communism [-] Heresy_is_fun@reddit [-] TaserDonut@reddit Jack Black headshots warden with a bow "I think it landed in his high pixels." warden rushes at the squad, they panic Jason Momoa evaporates the warden with a barrage of fireworks fired from crossbows "We're living our wildest dream now, huh?" [-] seth1299@reddit https://i.imgur.com/d5ZhJLQ.jpeg [-] JimJohnman@reddit Anon straight cooked
[-] Timekeeper98@reddit FR, actual peak cinema if the writers made that happen. [-] Endulos@reddit I doubt there's any chance in hell they reference Notch. His name has basically become poison. [-] manicforlive@reddit They even removed references to him, on the game he created. [-] Serious-Ad4594@reddit Just like like north Korea removing the references to communism [-] Heresy_is_fun@reddit
[-] Endulos@reddit I doubt there's any chance in hell they reference Notch. His name has basically become poison. [-] manicforlive@reddit They even removed references to him, on the game he created. [-] Serious-Ad4594@reddit Just like like north Korea removing the references to communism
[-] manicforlive@reddit They even removed references to him, on the game he created. [-] Serious-Ad4594@reddit Just like like north Korea removing the references to communism
[-] TaserDonut@reddit Jack Black headshots warden with a bow "I think it landed in his high pixels." warden rushes at the squad, they panic Jason Momoa evaporates the warden with a barrage of fireworks fired from crossbows "We're living our wildest dream now, huh?"
[-] JakubTheGreat@reddit This is a kids movie btw [-] BlackAxemRanger@reddit So is the Iron Giant and that movie is great
[-] DrDMango@reddit I see the Minecraft movie being a great so-bad-it’s-good film. [-] Ok_Digger@reddit It made One Minecraftillion coins at the box office [-] Lukthar123@reddit What's that in Emeralds? [-] GIBBEEEHHH@reddit 4 [-] ElectricalPlantain35@reddit Hopefully [-] evansharp@reddit Like LEGO [-] noah9942@reddit Nah lego movie was fun. [-] MrGulo-gulo@reddit That's the best case scenario. It won't happen though. [-] rancidfart86@reddit It will. I can see it being a cult classic dumb kids movie [-] FaultinReddit@reddit I so fucking hope so man. I hope so
[-] Ok_Digger@reddit It made One Minecraftillion coins at the box office [-] Lukthar123@reddit What's that in Emeralds? [-] GIBBEEEHHH@reddit 4
[-] MrGulo-gulo@reddit That's the best case scenario. It won't happen though. [-] rancidfart86@reddit It will. I can see it being a cult classic dumb kids movie
[-] Reading_username@reddit inb4 arrow to the knee joke, Mario jumping joke, jack black playing some sort of instrument, herobrine reference, and sweden reference [-] lolopiro@reddit literally the very first post is a herobrine reference
[-] sweetbunsmcgee@reddit I want someone to make a compilation of these and then we’ll see which ones are actually in the movie.
[-] RodjaJP@reddit I love how the only fun thing about this movie will be the people predicting the bad jokes
[-] Sergeant_Swiss24@reddit I was so confused about Spider-Man making a cameo but then he comes in for the post credit scene. Absolute 🔥🔥🔥✍️
[-] Opheodrys97@reddit It was crazy when Steve said: "It's crafting time!" and crafted all over the place
cumble_bumble@reddit
I'd watch the shit out of this honestly, if the movie unironically used the word "genociding" I'd give it a 5 star review right then and there
manicforlive@reddit
Unalived.
BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit
I have news for you
manicforlive@reddit
what?
BruhMomentConfirmed@reddit
They unironically use "unalive you" in the movie to mean "kill you".
PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS@reddit
Genocide schmenocide.
Chai_Enjoyer@reddit
"big big unaliving"
Agreeable-Eagle-1045@reddit
THE NETHER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
likely_suspicious@reddit
This ruined cinema for me
kippy3267@reddit
I feel like I have to watch a bunch of cartel beheading videos to cleanse my pallette
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
The Minecraft Movie, change nothing, but make Steve played by Jason Statham. Play it straight the whole time.
_TwinLeaf_@reddit
Notch line goes hard tbh
Timekeeper98@reddit
FR, actual peak cinema if the writers made that happen.
Endulos@reddit
I doubt there's any chance in hell they reference Notch. His name has basically become poison.
manicforlive@reddit
They even removed references to him, on the game he created.
Serious-Ad4594@reddit
Just like like north Korea removing the references to communism
Heresy_is_fun@reddit
TaserDonut@reddit
Jack Black headshots warden with a bow
"I think it landed in his high pixels."
warden rushes at the squad, they panic
Jason Momoa evaporates the warden with a barrage of fireworks fired from crossbows
"We're living our wildest dream now, huh?"
seth1299@reddit
https://i.imgur.com/d5ZhJLQ.jpeg
JimJohnman@reddit
Anon straight cooked
JakubTheGreat@reddit
This is a kids movie btw
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
So is the Iron Giant and that movie is great
DrDMango@reddit
I see the Minecraft movie being a great so-bad-it’s-good film.
Ok_Digger@reddit
It made One Minecraftillion coins at the box office
Lukthar123@reddit
What's that in Emeralds?
GIBBEEEHHH@reddit
4
ElectricalPlantain35@reddit
Hopefully
evansharp@reddit
Like LEGO
noah9942@reddit
Nah lego movie was fun.
MrGulo-gulo@reddit
That's the best case scenario. It won't happen though.
rancidfart86@reddit
It will. I can see it being a cult classic dumb kids movie
FaultinReddit@reddit
I so fucking hope so man. I hope so
Excellent_Click_2614@reddit
peak cinema right here
Laziness2945@reddit
10/10 would watch
konohasaiyajin@reddit
(⊙_⊙)
Shrek_Lover68@reddit
Urmmm actually Piglin Brutes have golden axes, not swords
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
HIRE👏FANS👏
Reading_username@reddit
inb4 arrow to the knee joke, Mario jumping joke, jack black playing some sort of instrument, herobrine reference, and sweden reference
lolopiro@reddit
literally the very first post is a herobrine reference
sweetbunsmcgee@reddit
I want someone to make a compilation of these and then we’ll see which ones are actually in the movie.
RodjaJP@reddit
I love how the only fun thing about this movie will be the people predicting the bad jokes
5dollarcheezit@reddit
I don’t understand any of this. Is it because I’m not gay?
Sergeant_Swiss24@reddit
I was so confused about Spider-Man making a cameo but then he comes in for the post credit scene. Absolute 🔥🔥🔥✍️
Opheodrys97@reddit
It was crazy when Steve said: "It's crafting time!" and crafted all over the place
KsuhDilla@reddit
i actually for the first time in this sub did not understand a single thing
BA-Animations@reddit
Absolute cinema
DrDMango@reddit
I see. Very intelligent, very intelligent indeed. A fine prediction.