Buy the ticket, take the ride.

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The_ZombyWoof@reddit

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the White Russians began to take hold.

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icybowler3442@reddit

There is nothing so helpless, and irresponsible and depraved, than a nihilist in the depths of a techno band. And I knew he’d get into that rotten stuff soon.

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WileyCoyote7@reddit

Not that we needed all that mind you, but once you get the semi’s, and you gotta roll on Shabbos or lose to Jesus, the tendency is just to say “fuck it dude, let’s roll.”

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theyoungercurmudgeon@reddit

Bowling balls do not float, man.

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Shills_for_fun@reddit

What are you a fucking park ranger now?

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jumpinjimgavin@reddit

'Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man'

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Botosi5150@reddit (OP)

Obviously, the artist was not a golfer.

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MonstaGraphics@reddit

Hey, this is a private residence

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*ring* *ring* *click* >The Dude is not in. Leave a message after the beep . . . It takes a minute. *beeeep* >Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty Officer Rolvaag of the L.A.P.D. We've recovered your automobile. It can be claimed at-

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Appropriate-Brush772@reddit

“Ahhhh….far out man! Far fucking out!” His reaction makes me laugh every time

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stonecoldjedi@reddit

Far out, man. Far f*cking out!

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pdmalo@reddit

I want a fuckin lawyer man! Oscar Acosta…

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kaisawheel_19@reddit

When it comes to that fantastic note... with the rabbit...I want you to throw that thing in here, with me. ~pats water

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thedude37@reddit

Shit man, you've gone completely sideways!

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BathAppropriate8836@reddit

You want me to throw the marmot into the tub when the White Rabbit peaks?

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thedude37@reddit

I was beginning to think I was gonna have to get one of the goddamn Nihilists to do it man

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OldFashionedGary@reddit

Was this an actual movie poster? Or is this kinda thing fan art? I would love a print of this!

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Botosi5150@reddit (OP)

https://mondoshop.com/products/the-big-lebowski-poster They are sold out now, of course You can find them on eBay for a few hundred bones or clams or whatever you call them.

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badspark1@reddit

In the parlance of our time....

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Yogi_hackt_@reddit

Some kind of eastern thing man.

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JayeNBTF@reddit

Far out, man—far fucking out!

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5319Camarote@reddit

Mind if I do a J..?

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Frenzied_Pylon@reddit

Getting a "bat country" tattoo next week. Buying the ticket and taking the ride!

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OG-Giligadi@reddit

The quote my wife and I printed on the matchboxes we gave away a part of our wedding kit bag.

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G-Unit11111@reddit

See them tumbling down Pledging their love to the ground

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cb_cooper@reddit

Don't forget the second part of that quote, "...but the ride gets shorter, and the ticket costs more every time." Be safe and enjoy yourselves out there. Cheers!

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Botosi5150@reddit (OP)

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.

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