Today I slightly crashed into Tesla. How much is this gonna cost?

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Was the Tesla legally parked, if not you are not liable for damages. Looks like it is double parked and if that’s the case it should all be on the owner of the Tesla. Also make sure to go after damages to your truck.

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Few-Chemical-5165@reddit

Won't cost a thing because they're garbage, and all you need to do is just throw it in the trash and you're good. Even tesla owners will agree with that

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bobbyjones832@reddit

Are you self-employed?

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legendofthegreendude@reddit

Soon probably

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crypt0junki3@reddit

💀

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LurkerFromTheVoid@reddit (OP)

😭

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MadeMeStopLurking@reddit

You're from the void too?

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lgmorrow@reddit

10K

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SelfishLampShade@reddit

At least 2

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acd2002@reddit

Eh I’d say 3 or 4 but that’s just me

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Cats_Are_Aliens_@reddit

Bout tree fitty

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GOGETTHEMINTS@reddit

God damn loch ness monster

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Ok_Rabbit_8808@reddit

😂

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LurkerFromTheVoid@reddit (OP)

Thank you.

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Relevant_Park8924@reddit

Sounds like you won't make your next pick.

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Horacegumboot@reddit

If you have insurance then you only have to pay the deductible. With my company this would cost me 1000

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12InchPickle@reddit

Easily a few grand.

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Unfair_Ganache600@reddit

Damn. Maybe you do comment on like every post.

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CHEMO_ALIEN@reddit

Eyes on the road is for suckers we got shit posting to do

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Difficult_Figure9052@reddit

this guy gets it 👍🏾👍🏾😂😂

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12InchPickle@reddit

😂

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angriepenguin@reddit

That’s the spirit!

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Difficult_Figure9052@reddit

he has everybody's notifications turned on 😂😂😂😂

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Mr_bungle001@reddit

Every sub needs it’s own 12 inch pickle

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Particular_Minute_67@reddit

He lives here.

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OGHughJass@reddit

He does. 😂

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Mimmi_tv_nutte@reddit

Just refer them to Elon - he said "Move fast, break things, rebuild". You have to do as the great leader says.

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Sorry-Ad587@reddit

your life

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soldierdec08@reddit

I’m surprised nobody asked but was the Tesla parked in a spot or was he parked out in the open just like that?

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Ornery_Ads@reddit

...you just bought a slightly damaged Tesla. Enjoy your new car, it's totaled.

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Legitimate_Sir6904@reddit

Hit it again. You can only write it off once.

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Fluffy_Plane7530@reddit

Yeah u going to jail Doug

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Rothar13@reddit

Elon Musk: "Traitor"

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No_Mushroom3078@reddit

It will buff out.

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Upbeat-Pack112@reddit

4-6

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Kornholio_@reddit

Probably $5000

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ZombieMurker95@reddit

0$ if you drive away

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lordnknn@reddit

Damage to a tesla is now considered a federal hate crime. You will be registered as a democrat, executed, then deported. You're fucked.

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drworm555@reddit

Keep up the good work!

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unicorn994omg@reddit

I would be more concerned about that trailer you are hauling

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OkeyDokey84@reddit

Isnt this a box truck ?

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AlbatrossProud905@reddit

This seems like an intentional attack against Sir Elon 😂.

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Dr_Phil_its_me@reddit

You bout to get DOGEd

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Interesting-Door-695@reddit

Well Tesla stock is nose diving so they need to recoup that money somehow. Expect 15K

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Ryanisme23@reddit

I said between 8-10k but 15k is probably a lot closer.. whoever is closest should win a prize! I say $12,487!

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CakewalkNOLA@reddit

12,487.01

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hooligan-6318@reddit

$1 Bob...

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merv1985@reddit

$6969.00

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Infamous_Ad_7472@reddit

😂🤣😂

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Nolon@reddit

A natzi salute unless you're intentionally smashing up the natzis creations but damn poor driver didn't deserve it if so.

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InvestmentInfamous25@reddit

I’m pretty sure you just earned street credibility due to the current state of affairs. Blame it on protesters and you’ll be fine 😂

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Creole_Kid@reddit

You? Nothing. Tesla? Totaled.

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Jacktheforkie@reddit

Probably totalled because those things are expensive to fix

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BonusHour8693@reddit

Some of the most innocuous damage has cost multiple thousands to repair

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FloppyTacoflaps@reddit

Your fired

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nevergonnastawp@reddit

Teslas are insanely expensive to repair. That might be totaled and im not kidding.

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The_one_who_SAABs@reddit

If i was the swasticar owner, I hope it is totaled

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Sufficient-Math3178@reddit

Just watch that tesla dashcam youtube channel, I can count two times where a small bump on the lower end of the rear bumper was enough for a write-off

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merkinmavin@reddit

They pretty much come out of the factory messed up these days. I'm not convinced OP even hit them.

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PraiseTalos66012@reddit

If the rear light there isn't working it honestly probably is totaled. At the very least this looks like a full replacement of the bumper cover and tail light, probably 5 figures repairs.

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Semi__Competent@reddit

Sheesh I’m surprised your trailer survived, things held together with insulation foam!

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Klavaxx@reddit

Is the air okay?

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InformalPlane5@reddit

You might get fired buddy tesla not cheap

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Rex_Uru@reddit

400 trillion

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Retireegeorge@reddit

Think of it as being kind of like hitting Elon Musk with your truck.

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thegamesender1@reddit

The lights don't cost a lot here in the uk. Maybe 200-300 with fitting. The bumper etc idk, probably 1500., if they get it replaced and repainted at a professional garage. Shouldn't be totalled.

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Jcruzfitness@reddit

Six hunnit fiddy

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fartspatula@reddit

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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DonkeyOfWallStreet@reddit

If felon gets to write the keys that any indiscretion against Tesla is hate speech.

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Virel_360@reddit

Straight to jail, sorry.

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lord_nuker@reddit

A deportation and 4 upcoming generations of kidneys. The deportation agents don't care whether you are American or not, you hit a Musk mobile, so out you go /s

Probably not cheap, but that's what insurance are for

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SirTomalot42@reddit

It's only plastic, about nein dollars

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Conscious-Farmer9424@reddit

A lot

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klykerly@reddit

DID NOT YOU SEE THE “NO LEANING” SIGN

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HeGotNoBoneessss@reddit

Judging by their stock price they might owe you money

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LadyTrucker23@reddit

Just to give you an idea, my son did similar damage to his Nissan by hitting a wall. No major damage but replacing light assembly, bumper and painting is costing over $4k.

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