I used to be a 911 dispatcher and a major factor in my vehicle purchases is how easy it is to get out of it. One of my coworkers had to listen to someone burn to death in their car, and plenty of cars get swept away by floods. No door handles look cool until people are unable to get you out of the vehicle that willbecome your coffin.
This is Jackson storm. https://d11unjture0ske.cloudfront.net/transparent_background_image.faa51bbb-63ce-4280-91bd-b3573e1293a2.3ebe8949-13e2-4760-8867-bf3dd9830aef.png
It is unique, and the color really compliments the design. As a regular basis-mobile, no. It's a take mama out for a super fucking fancy dinner type of ride.
Like, if they wanted this thing to debut with elan, you don’t get Barry Keoghan looking moody at Paris Fashion Week. You let Jeff Goldblum drive around in it with his lovable old dog in the passenger and get him papped rolling up to his favourite taco truck
Was the video sped up? Everyone moves so fast and that doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor. What was I talking about. /save
if you put the e type next to this unrendered car and told someone who doesnt know jaguar that well that those two cars were made by the same company he would never believe you
I saw this on Instagram and then immediately saw a post about the Jaguar XK180 concept car from the late 90's. That car has an actual aura compared to the Type 00. Also the tonal whiplash my neck hurt.
Xk8 xkr. Are still amazing looking vehicles even though some are near 20 yrs. Even f type is good.. wtf is this rendering traffic car from midnight club Gameboy looking ass car.
Jags are supposed to invoke feelings of class and sex appeal. There's supposed to be something romantic about them, some finesse and grace.
As someone who has been driving Jaguars for a few decades I totally agree. I quit driving them when they turned into generic looking cars back in the early 2000's, before that I've driven about every xj type from the 1970's all the way up to my last xjr in 2000, after that they turned into non appealing cars that could just as well be Japanese models.
Spot on. All of them are going for ultra minimal is the future, but it all ends up looking samey. Why's Jaguar about this design? Why would someone buy this instead of a Toyota equivalent? Even if performance is wildly different, the visual is just as important.
They're the wrong brand to chase this look too imo. You don't think Jag and then think "hyper modern/techy". You want a new Aston to be like "fuck yeah, that's a 2025 Bond car". A Ferrari has to tap into emotion as much as speed. This shit is hitting none of what a Jag should.
This ridiculous looking THING is a complete joke. Nothing about it says Jaguar. Nothing about it speaks to the heritage that is Jaguar. It’s a weak looking phoned in shape. I don’t even dare call it a design. Even as a functional concept vehicle it still sucks. Wanna get in or out ??? Better have a sack lunch cause that door takes forever to open.
Ngl I like it more now that we get to see it from different angles and colors. The skin pink color they had it in last time was really ugly. I love this sapphire blue thing they got going on now. It's not that bad
A concept vehicle that will never go into productions. Surrounded by a bunch of paid photographers to create hype. Call me when a road ready vehicle comes out.
I do as well. Wicked sharp looking with nice, simplified body lines. Kinda sick of the vehicles that have all the fake vents and ground effects and useless ridges all over the place.
I do not, however, like the doors. In addition to taking a leap year to open, they look like they would hit any vehicle parked next to it and still not give enough head clearance for egress/ingress.
Good thing they're "driving" it at walking speed. Because with that ground clearance and those wheels...going anything more than 20 mph over a non-perfect road will break spines. And the car.
The funny thing is that while this is a real car it really looks like a low-poly model, using gouroud shading; the way that it looks smooth, but the specular shine on the front betrays the underlying geometry.
Is this promotion by Jaguar itself? Then why the background with the building site etc.? Just to make it look more "natural" and real? I mean, there must have been some better way for that.
No. Fuck this. Looks like something from an early 90s video game. Jaguar, you used to make beautiful cars, try doing that again. Not this low poly bullshit.
Maybe it's controversial, but this car is great looking, and I wish all electric vehicles looked as though I could see them driving around in night city.
Car is weird, I like it, interesting style to apply to a car.
The dude getting out all cool and the paparazzi running after him with literal full soft boxes is pretty ridiculous. Its always crazy to me that people actually do this and care about celebrities this much.
Based off of the initial brand change I thought a bunch of vividly dressed members of the community carrying a golden throne that I sit upon would be delivering me to my destinations. This looks like a car?
SovjetPojken@reddit
BROTHER EUGH
RichardStanleyNY@reddit
That door opened slllllooooooowwwwwww
incindia@reddit
The cars on fire! Doooooooooooooooor oooooooooooopppppppeeeeennnnnsssssssss
Mega-Steve@reddit
They should have a built-in fog machine to make it more dramatic
TonyStark100@reddit
That's a subscription service
therealSamtheCat@reddit
I read it as frog machine and was really confused for a moment.
Funkgun@reddit
I want to ad the longest moaning creaking sound to that
Alibotify@reddit
Exactly as Conan O’Brians Sound Effects Theather! Words with the the sounds and it would be this long.
clockworknait@reddit
It was probably fast but too many people stood too close while testing it and got smacked in the face trying to get in. 😂
benhereford@reddit
Imagine you really need to pee and the car door is opening all slow like that
Pistolafiapaaa@reddit
Imagine you are angry and flipping the bird and the door is closing
bitchisakarma@reddit
Yeah, that would drive me nuts. So many reasons why this car doesn't work but at that point I would just walk away
hamellr@reddit
2001 - Space Odyssey, door opening slow.
eddyb66@reddit
Yeah not the get away car, nor the drive by, car nor the action movie car.
---0celot---@reddit
Sloth car.
Friendly_Cantal0upe@reddit
See, slow and smooth means luxury, don't you know that
Rc72@reddit
Also, they had to get the shortest actor they could get this side of Tom Cruise for him not to bump his head into the window when stepping out.
mazu74@reddit
Wait for the door to fully open, Morty! It really gets their dicks hard!
chromatoes@reddit
I used to be a 911 dispatcher and a major factor in my vehicle purchases is how easy it is to get out of it. One of my coworkers had to listen to someone burn to death in their car, and plenty of cars get swept away by floods. No door handles look cool until people are unable to get you out of the vehicle that will become your coffin.
huhuhuhhhh@reddit
This comment is gnarly as fuck holy shit
Plane-Education4750@reddit
I keep a crowbar in the cabin of my car for this reason
Leicageek@reddit
In Europe you are required to have a seatbelt cutter/ glass breaker tool in your car.
Muted_Reflection_449@reddit
😳😳😳❗
I have NEVER thought of that. I'm speechless.
ayuntamient0@reddit
I had an Escape hybrid until a fireman told me he wouldn't cut me out of it. Yeet.
Muted_Reflection_449@reddit
HOLY S***!!!!!😨
ayuntamient0@reddit
That's what I said.
zalurker@reddit
It looks like a 90's corporate cgi render.
And the slow opening door freaks me out.
captainspacetraveler@reddit
New Minecraft update has cars?
cuplofreekz7579@reddit
Nice color and paint finish
creepycarny@reddit
Who's the dweeb?
wvmtnboy@reddit
Straight outta Vice City
SiikPhoque@reddit
Looks like a magnum tho...
Concentrate_Flaky@reddit
this mfer woke up and decided to whip the polygon
top3foreva@reddit
🤮
jubishop@reddit
This is Jackson storm. https://d11unjture0ske.cloudfront.net/transparent_background_image.faa51bbb-63ce-4280-91bd-b3573e1293a2.3ebe8949-13e2-4760-8867-bf3dd9830aef.png
YanniRotten@reddit (OP)
nailed it lol
DieselBones_13@reddit
Who the hell is that kid???
MyAssforPresident@reddit
I like how they used the wheels off an 85 firebird as inspiration
CantfindmyKeyes@reddit
Boring
mikel302@reddit
I see we're still keeping with the PS1 graphics.
Brainpilot@reddit
10 year old me is like, "See! I told you it was an awesome drawing!"
---N0MAD---@reddit
Is the car inside that box?
Venator2000@reddit
Pfft, the “head turner” was having an entire professional photo shoot out in the middle of a public street!
secretbudgie@reddit
Saw the Cybertruck lowpoly look, and said "wow, let's do that, but in a way that doesn't detonate in the rain"
copperdomebodha@reddit
I definitely turned my head away. Effective.
Weary-Writer758@reddit
I'd pass. Cool as a concept, but I don't think it's a car i can drive on a regular basis. Before I catch heat, keywords "think" and "I".
curiousbydesign@reddit
You doing that woke thing thinking? How dare!
FalseProphet86@reddit
It is unique, and the color really compliments the design. As a regular basis-mobile, no. It's a take mama out for a super fucking fancy dinner type of ride.
Max_delirious@reddit
I bet it doesn’t make it stateside
Lochstar@reddit
This is so desperate.
ScissorNightRam@reddit
Jaguar is so desperate to be “in style” that they’ve lost the ability to do anything “with style”
AdministrativeGur958@reddit
Literally can't remember the last time anything Jaguar has caught my attention
eddyb66@reddit
The current F Type isn't that bad looking just mega expensive
Rc72@reddit
...until you drive it. The depreciation is mind-searing.
Flewey_@reddit
Nah, you don’t even have to drive it. The moment your ass cheeks touch the seat, an immediate 15k drop in price.
ManufacturerWitty700@reddit
And the exhaust on the R while in sport mode… pure drunken hooligan rage
ScissorNightRam@reddit
Like, if they wanted this thing to debut with elan, you don’t get Barry Keoghan looking moody at Paris Fashion Week. You let Jeff Goldblum drive around in it with his lovable old dog in the passenger and get him papped rolling up to his favourite taco truck
ognarMOR@reddit
I mean it was either complete and drastic rebrand or bankruptcy, so yea you could say that Jaguar is desperate
Stevenwave@reddit
Caveat: the rebrand has to actually work.
And this won't.
ddshaw@reddit
To me it’s a head scratcher. Same emotional reaction as the introduction of the cyber truck. Doesn’t look right
Tangerine-71@reddit
The empero's new limo
vessel_for_the_soul@reddit
Was the video sped up? Everyone moves so fast and that doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor. What was I talking about. /save
shibby1000@reddit
That long hood and stooped back reminds me of Clarkson's review of the Chrysler Crossfire; that it looks like a dog taking a dump 🤣🤣🤣
https://www.reddit.com/r/TopGear/s/ZFAgw58qtz
Ok_Psychology_504@reddit
Clarkson's writers had the best jokes.
shibby1000@reddit
Truth. although I like to believe that line came directly from the orangutan himself
cat_prophecy@reddit
Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
shibby1000@reddit
I'm so sorry 🤣
ShhImTheRealDeadpool@reddit
It takes two million years to open the door.
YanniRotten@reddit (OP)
Can't rush perfection.
/s
AlFrescofun01@reddit
I quite like it, I can imagine the next Bond villain driving one.
Interesting_Dingo_88@reddit
Soul-less, generic, AI-looking crap.
Jags are supposed to invoke feelings of class and sex appeal. There's supposed to be something romantic about them, some finesse and grace.
This looks very cold and digital. Like a no-name car you'd see in an off-brand video game.
fishsodomiz@reddit
if you put the e type next to this unrendered car and told someone who doesnt know jaguar that well that those two cars were made by the same company he would never believe you
Interesting_Dingo_88@reddit
You could replace the E-Type with almost any other model of theirs from the last 30-40 years with the same effect.
CX-75, XJ-220, heck even the XE sedan could be recognized as a Jag by most people.
fishsodomiz@reddit
true
ShittyShinsen@reddit
I saw this on Instagram and then immediately saw a post about the Jaguar XK180 concept car from the late 90's. That car has an actual aura compared to the Type 00. Also the tonal whiplash my neck hurt.
Dblcut3@reddit
My hot take is that this works better for that vibe than what they are currently doing. The taste of wealthy people isnt the same
SortRevolutionary337@reddit
Xk8 xkr. Are still amazing looking vehicles even though some are near 20 yrs. Even f type is good.. wtf is this rendering traffic car from midnight club Gameboy looking ass car.
Mokumer@reddit
As someone who has been driving Jaguars for a few decades I totally agree. I quit driving them when they turned into generic looking cars back in the early 2000's, before that I've driven about every xj type from the 1970's all the way up to my last xjr in 2000, after that they turned into non appealing cars that could just as well be Japanese models.
Stevenwave@reddit
Spot on. All of them are going for ultra minimal is the future, but it all ends up looking samey. Why's Jaguar about this design? Why would someone buy this instead of a Toyota equivalent? Even if performance is wildly different, the visual is just as important.
They're the wrong brand to chase this look too imo. You don't think Jag and then think "hyper modern/techy". You want a new Aston to be like "fuck yeah, that's a 2025 Bond car". A Ferrari has to tap into emotion as much as speed. This shit is hitting none of what a Jag should.
shoreyourtyler@reddit
Now that you say that, I can immediately see this as a starter car in Rocket League
Fit-Fisherman-3435@reddit
This ridiculous looking THING is a complete joke. Nothing about it says Jaguar. Nothing about it speaks to the heritage that is Jaguar. It’s a weak looking phoned in shape. I don’t even dare call it a design. Even as a functional concept vehicle it still sucks. Wanna get in or out ??? Better have a sack lunch cause that door takes forever to open.
ragingduck@reddit
Wait, this is real?!
YanniRotten@reddit (OP)
Yep.
ohshitwaffles@reddit
Looks like something from the Atari Jaguar.
ShittyShinsen@reddit
Super underrated comment
NOOB10111@reddit
Another barely functional concept future car never to actually be used
icon4fat@reddit
🧱
Elipticalwheel1@reddit
Lucky they pick a low curb too park.
Hendrix6927@reddit
Ya, My head turning the other way.. 🤢
WinterberryFaffabout@reddit
Did someone forget the final render on their camaro?
ExistingClerk8605@reddit
Imaging having to throw up, click the door button… and proceed to hold in your vomit for 4 seconds
Dumbas_BOSNIAKNi@reddit
Omg not even lada can make a car that boring holy shit
therealjayphonic@reddit
The design language to me says audi, not jaguar
CovidOmicron@reddit
Looks like a GTA 3 car or something
szudrzyk@reddit
RTX. Its off.
shiftym21@reddit
ugly af
TipRevolutionary4522@reddit
Wow, that thing is ugly!
Yunrabot@reddit
I knew i was good at drawing cars as a kid, I was just decades ahead of my time. Take that all the art teachers that failed me!
actualspacepimp@reddit
It looks like it belongs in that Kanye video with the huge shoulder pads.
Eelmonkey@reddit
Yuck.
Wise-Draft5545@reddit
Jaguar new designed Car is a head turner
Yes, to the other side
Plane-Education4750@reddit
Jaguar could have just made reliable versions of the products they have been making for decades, but bankruptcy via off brand cybertruck is cool too
7hePilot6uy@reddit
You better don't be in a hurry for the toilet.
Steelhorse91@reddit
There’s way headlights that narrow can create a good spread of light while not being a complete liability to other road users at night.
SDLRob@reddit
that's a CGI pre-viz model..
belinck@reddit
Jaguar as designed by Pixar.
Abracadaniel95@reddit
Honestly, it looks more like a concept car from like 2015 to me
Corleone2345@reddit
Don’t park it to close to other cars or wallls
neilhimself@reddit
It’s a head turner the same way the Cyber truck was 3 years ago.
Revokedwolf@reddit
Looks like another Tesla cyber model
sayfurd@reddit
Who is the doucher that got out of it?
elmontyenBCN@reddit
Actor Barry Keoghan
Twin-Turbos@reddit
Who?
NewNoose@reddit
That bath tub water grave fucking guy.
RickRudeAwakening@reddit
Somehow I know who it is even less than I did to begin with.
Dblcut3@reddit
You know, the guy who fucked the grave?
furiousbobb@reddit
I thought that was him! Thanks for confirming!
Dblcut3@reddit
I think it’s kinda neat but it’s trying too hard to be the Cybertruck
And with the speed that door’s opening, it might not be built much better either
CoalMations284@reddit
ಠ_ಠ
bleepitybloop555@reddit
Ngl I like it more now that we get to see it from different angles and colors. The skin pink color they had it in last time was really ugly. I love this sapphire blue thing they got going on now. It's not that bad
StuTim@reddit
Still can't tell if this is real. Looks like he grabs his jacket from the tail pipe
vcdrny@reddit
A concept vehicle that will never go into productions. Surrounded by a bunch of paid photographers to create hype. Call me when a road ready vehicle comes out.
ShoddyFortune989@reddit
did musk design this?
Dorwyn@reddit
On one hand, it's nice that Jaguar is making an attempt to look different. During the Ford era, their cars looked plainer than a Corolla.
On the other hand, they maybe should have gone for good and different instead of just different.
radiantskie@reddit
It looks like a blender model made by a beginner
tetzy@reddit
It gets worse - Jaguar promised a starting price over $200K.
sofahkingsick@reddit
This has that PS1 graphics card design to it.
thee_Grixxly@reddit
THIS IS ROCKET LEAUGE
Apple_Slipper@reddit
low-poly
FeherDenes@reddit
Looks like a far LOD
Reasonable-Loan1277@reddit
The still rendering blue Lego brick
phuckin-psycho@reddit
Eww, looks like tesla tried to rip off a 350z or a crossfire
TheWhiteWingedCow@reddit
Cyber truck front face w/ a different light arrangement lol
soulless_ape@reddit
Elon and now Jaguar going for late 90s video game feel.
Necessary-Purple-741@reddit
Looks like a lego brick. Cool concept. Also doors work a bit slow but they still work as doors. Nice.
sussywanker@reddit
Reminds of the joke Jeremy said when reviewed the crossfire. The back does look like that
NevadaPL@reddit
God it's fugly
mooky-bear@reddit
I think i saw an NPC driving this in Midtown Madness 2
Azfor@reddit
Lower cybertruck in reverse.
DirtyRatLicker@reddit
"head turner" isn't always a good thig
umax66@reddit
Jaguars are one of the best cars that does their curves right even the modern ones.
Now it just looks like some generic car that corpo goons would drive in cyberrpunk universe.
okcumputer@reddit
This is what they killed the F-type for.
UnluckyGamer505@reddit
Car design went from "lets make this thing beautiful" to "how can we attrackt as much attention as possible and make it looks expensive?"
Looks like shit imo
Born4Nothin@reddit
A broccoli head stepping out of a AI slop designed car…I hate living in this age
dallatorretdu@reddit
I don’t understand why they had to do a brand change to make this car, Jaag had already weird cars in the past
cygnusx1thevoyage@reddit
Hang on the car hasn’t rendered for me yet.
AggravatingEagle8402@reddit
………..I kinda love it
Dovetrail@reddit
I do as well. Wicked sharp looking with nice, simplified body lines. Kinda sick of the vehicles that have all the fake vents and ground effects and useless ridges all over the place.
I do not, however, like the doors. In addition to taking a leap year to open, they look like they would hit any vehicle parked next to it and still not give enough head clearance for egress/ingress.
deconstructicon@reddit
Yeah me too, I’m glad they’re going for something bold
YogurtOverall9820@reddit
Yes the people turn their heads to vomit
NJNeal17@reddit
Modern take on the Batmobile
Most_Requirement_531@reddit
Looks like it’s not fully rendered
Thirsty_Comment88@reddit
It looks like a concept car from 2002
Acidcouch@reddit
That looks like a early 90s computer render. Hideous
Ghost-Rider9925@reddit
Looks like a Jaguar designer played too much of those mid 2010s Roblox car games.
Notyomachoman1@reddit
At least there is a car in this jaguar commercial.
ChooseWiselyChanged@reddit
If that is the speed it drives and the doors open, I'm done. I aint got time for that!Also it looks like a Polestar wannabe!
Snake-Survivor@reddit
It looks like a car from videogames of the early 90s.
Barbafella@reddit
WTF is that paint.
blexta@reddit
Had to scroll way too far for this. It's the matte paint that makes it look like ass. Might actually look good with metallic paint.
HammerIsMyName@reddit
Vibes
3AmigosMan@reddit
Pretty sure Batman already drove this
jussuumguy@reddit
The Textures are still rendering.
nodnodwinkwink@reddit
And the shapes.
horas00710@reddit
That dhit is at least worth 1600 Robux
Busterlimes@reddit
I'm not sure how a car looks so uncarlike but that thing looks fake as fuck
NationYell@reddit
I'm getting 1980s PC graphics vibes.
Simon_Jester88@reddit
Guess I like it more than a cyber truck. Still don’t think I’d drive one…
chosenone1242@reddit
Well it is probably very expensive.
No_Cook2983@reddit
Looks like a 1990s Camaro.
quecaine@reddit
Lol I was gonna say the same thing but like 2013, like someone smoothed out a camaro
elkab0ng@reddit
Camaro and a Tesla had hate sex
eddyb66@reddit
That's more like prison sex
Amtracer@reddit
I like it more than a Cyber Truck but I hate it like a Cyber Truck
Marcus_Iunius_Brutus@reddit
Somehow, It's even uglier than a cybertruck
therevjames@reddit
It is good to see that the Cybertruck designers are still employed, I guess. /s
kaehvogel@reddit
Good thing they're "driving" it at walking speed. Because with that ground clearance and those wheels...going anything more than 20 mph over a non-perfect road will break spines. And the car.
ExquisiteFacade@reddit
That’s one of the ugliest cars I’ve ever seen. Top 20 easy.
BorisForPresident@reddit
I hope that the style of the 30s doesn't become PS1 graphics. This looks like ass.
SameArtichoke8913@reddit
No, that's just a re-badged Audi without the cucumber slicer grille. :-(
DrH1983@reddit
I kind of like the design mainly because it reminds me of the Batmobile in Batman: The Animated Series
notasthenameimplies@reddit
Looks like something a 6 year old drew or maybe Elon Musk's design team.
darcdarcon@reddit
Why'd a 12 year old step out it? Is it his matchbox car?
swervecityPhILM@reddit
Looks unfinished
ScissorNightRam@reddit
Heck, it looks unrendered
404notfound420@reddit
Low price of £999,999 to unlock the full 4kUHD render.
404notfound420@reddit
Fucking kerbs it lol.
elvinLA@reddit
So the cybertruck is a pedestrian death trap with its sharp angles but this has even sharper angles and is fine apparently.
demonsdencollective@reddit
They forgot to put the rest of the fixtures on it in Automation.
kuwadabear@reddit
Bro it didn't fully render
Notacooter473@reddit
Well in my opinion the Pontiac Aztec is no longer the most soulless vehicle I have ever seen.
Mr_WAAAGH@reddit
I don't think the Aztek is soulless, I think they gave it the wrong one. As awful as it is, it had pretty clear ideas
fishsodomiz@reddit
ive seen the early designs of the aztek, it was supposed to look gorgeous, kinda like the 1st gen hyundai tuscon only in pontiac
DR4k0N_G@reddit
I quite like it tbh
MrLivefromthe215@reddit
I'll take it over a tesla. Wonder if they'll do a convertible?
rug_muncher_69@reddit
I like it
LeroyoJenkins@reddit
Fun fact: 95% of all Jaguars ever produced are still on the road.
The remaining 5% made it back home.
JoeDante84@reddit
Lame. Batman already had this in the 90s.
blakewantsa68@reddit
looks like a Cybertruck with a body kit. Pass
TheoryFrosty6635@reddit
A head turner not for good reasons. Looks like a low res car from gta 3
AgentT23@reddit
Low poly looking ass.
I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr@reddit
they just took a RAM, slammed it, and removed the front grille
its_just_flesh@reddit
Nintendo 64 model
Poenicus@reddit
The funny thing is that while this is a real car it really looks like a low-poly model, using gouroud shading; the way that it looks smooth, but the specular shine on the front betrays the underlying geometry.
Unsayingtitan@reddit
Jaguar looks at what people are willing to pay for a dumb looking truck and think they could do that but better.
CourtingBoredom@reddit
Well.... they def did do it better. Not my speed, but it's clever execution, and I can't hate it for that.
404-skill_not_found@reddit
By squashing it…
T-poseboi@reddit
I don’t think the car loaded in fully. May need to wait a bit for the textures to render
Autohate89@reddit
I blame Elon for this
TheRealKeenanWynn@reddit
They’re doomed.
Strange-Grand8148@reddit
Cartoon
Muted_Reflection_449@reddit
I don't get it.
Is this promotion by Jaguar itself? Then why the background with the building site etc.? Just to make it look more "natural" and real? I mean, there must have been some better way for that.
It stands out so oddly imo, is that intended?
DakarCarGunGuy@reddit
Is that the box it comes in?
siredmundhound@reddit
Underrated comment
Muted_Reflection_449@reddit
Absolutely!
SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit
Yuck. Gross.
_pout_@reddit
AutoCAD for DOS
dobsofglabs@reddit
I hate it
FletcherCommaIrwin@reddit
That's as terrible as their brand "refresh".
rednekkidest@reddit
Made out of bondo and boogers
jimbowesterby@reddit
I think it looks like a neat car that I’ll never afford, but it really doesn’t look like a jag.
sohcordohc@reddit
Thing looks like it was meant to put in Tron ugly af
lik_a_stik@reddit
PS1 retro chic.
dinglenutspaywall@reddit
Broke down 8 times during this video
Upset-Zucchini3665@reddit
Looks, drives and door functions like a concept car just to grab cameras and headlines.
My (sad) prediction is: They've got nothing..
ScottaHemi@reddit
it looks way better in blue
kaamraan@reddit
Royalty free PS2 game car
wwhijr@reddit
It's a head turner, but for all the wrong reasons.
CrispinIII@reddit
Head turned away from the horror and puke.
_boner_jams_@reddit
Laura Croft tiddies
iAmSamFromWSB@reddit
Playstation 1 graphics wtf
z3r0c00l_@reddit
Jaguar is determined to kill itself.
ognarMOR@reddit
It was already dead before the rebrand.
mostly_kinda_sorta@reddit
No. Fuck this. Looks like something from an early 90s video game. Jaguar, you used to make beautiful cars, try doing that again. Not this low poly bullshit.
ognarMOR@reddit
Problem is that noone was buying those beautiful cars.
Niket_Jha_NJ@reddit
Looks like those cgi concept car videos
Miguel-odon@reddit
If this wasn't an optional car in Cruis'n USA on the Nintendo 64, it sure could have been.
UnggoyMemes@reddit
If the cybertruck was a sports car:
Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon@reddit
I think they need to put it back in for another 30 minutes. It’s not finished yet.
rxmp4ge@reddit
This is about as much of a car as the Lo Res. There's no way this is going to see production.
AtlasXan@reddit
Shit isn't even fully rendered smh.
MaroonIsBestColor@reddit
This looks like a concept car from 20 years ago
cat_prophecy@reddit
This is exactly what I would expect from Jaguar's owners Tata. Nouveau riche, classless garbage. Look up "rich" with zero substance.
crash893b@reddit
cyber car
Stompya@reddit
What da fudge with those photographers bringing those huge lights
christherogers@reddit
Reminds me of the Batman animated series Batmobile
OrlandoArtGuy@reddit
The only reason I like it is because every car is slowly becoming the exact same thing. It is what it is but at least it's different.
OptimalArchitect@reddit
Is this a car straight ripped from Need4Speed like the OG version
pierce-o-matic@reddit
🤮
Horror-Raisin-877@reddit
You’d never be able to park the thing, your doors would be hitting the cars next to you. Not to mention hopping out quickly when it’s raining.
ibefreak@reddit
Looks like a 5th Gen camaro in 8 bit 🤣
Kidcharlamagne89d@reddit
Maybe it's controversial, but this car is great looking, and I wish all electric vehicles looked as though I could see them driving around in night city.
Idiotwithaphone79@reddit
They had to get someone young and fit for this, so they could get out of it gracefully.
melie776@reddit
OMG it’s not pink!
WarEducational3436@reddit
It’s ugly
AbdulAhBlongatta@reddit
Barry Keoghan is everywhere it seems
PenguinsMustDie@reddit
Now that's cool
Jaguar are back!
Jonesy7882@reddit
Car version of the Cyber Truck… but at least a little cool.
Kaligula785@reddit
He's supposed to play joker in the new batman movies, guess this is the jokermobile
Sonnysdad@reddit
Spectacularly Meh.
CpnCodpiece@reddit
https://youtu.be/s3d_xjgCJgI?si=lpSqB1_8FxrJ0GRL
Druidicflow@reddit
Is it from Minecraft?
JoraStarkiller@reddit
I’d be more impressed If it took off and parked itself after he stepped out
Extension_Juice_9889@reddit
I was hoping for that!
ManufacturerWitty700@reddit
That’s just a two bit thing from a Crackerback Jox
Extension_Juice_9889@reddit
N64 ass car. Disappears into fog at ten metres
Mr_WAAAGH@reddit
Yeah that's about as awful as I expected
OlympiaImperial@reddit
Yeah it made me turn my head away
PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit
The original Tron is leaking again.
cir-ick@reddit
When you buy the new AAA racing game, but your rig is underpowered and defaults to Graphics: Lowest. 🤔
ErikQRoks@reddit
Garbage
SubjectC@reddit
Car is weird, I like it, interesting style to apply to a car.
The dude getting out all cool and the paparazzi running after him with literal full soft boxes is pretty ridiculous. Its always crazy to me that people actually do this and care about celebrities this much.
Spiderpuke@reddit
The designer of the car also worked on the show, Batman the animated series. /s
fishsticks40@reddit
Remember when Jaguar built the world's most beautiful cars?
KarlHp7@reddit
The aerodynamics of a brick
UnderwhellmingCarrot@reddit
me when the abomination I made in blender is zapped out of my computer and onto the driveway
procrastablasta@reddit
*laughs in Los Angeles potholes
Fairings will be beat to fuck, rims bent and badly need an alignment job before the registration tags arrive.
ekomszero@reddit
That shit looks like them a model out of like a PS1 game like maybe cruising USA
TruganSmith@reddit
Looks about as crash safe as a ‘58 chevy bel air. Is the model name for this billionaire deleter?
noahbrooksofficial@reddit
I used to race this car on Need for Madness on minigames
PeartGoat@reddit
They forgot to add any detail. It's like they started drawing it and just forgot to finish it.
Otto_C_Lindri@reddit
Oddly enough, "00" is also my score for it...
SpartArticus@reddit
Looks terrible
acemccrank@reddit
The way things are going, LOCUS (1995) is looking to be more and more like reality with their vehicle designs.
packersfan823@reddit
PlayStation 1 graphics
Bubbly_Positive_339@reddit
Jaguar is dead. It’s been dying for a long time. Few will miss it
raverick_87@reddit
Look M'a, I got my plastic toy car enlarged.
Yes, it got batteries.
No, they can charge.
GeeNah-of-the-Cs@reddit
It seems a bit slow…..
Parkerraines@reddit
It's turning heads but not for the right reason s I'm sorry but the Dodge charger EVS look better than this.
Yousirnaimme@reddit
I think this is sick. Genuinely boundary pushing design. Whether it pays off we'll see...
interleeuwd@reddit
That slow door
illbeyourdrunkle@reddit
Imagine a door that slow in the rain.
ricky_spanish51@reddit
Turn my head to vomit. Like a Jag cybertruck.
Snopro311@reddit
I dig it
atrimarco@reddit
Honestly I like it…it’s like nothing else on the road. It’s clearly not for everyone but who care Jaguar needs to do something, anything.
Zakmackraken@reddit
Nothing phong with that.
shkeptikal@reddit
It looks 3D printed and that is not a compliment.
aroused_lobster@reddit
I like it. All for weird car designs
ceviche-hot-pockets@reddit
Can’t park there m8
Viharabiliben@reddit
A car designed in Minecraft.
Jackielegs43@reddit
It’s never going to look even a little bit like that. It’ll just end up looking like a Polestar or something
CometTheOatmealBowel@reddit
Cybertruck but actually done well
Robin_Banks101@reddit
I'll wait till it's finished rendering.
Diogenes256@reddit
This is unfathomable. No good can come of this.
technobrendo@reddit
Lemme guess, an EV? Jaguar and electricity goes together like water and electricity
Einn1Tveir2@reddit
Its not the 70s anymore.
MattWatchesMeSleep@reddit
Jag wouldn’t know because the clocks are electric.
Mike312@reddit
Looks just like the first car I built in Maya 3D in the early 2000s.
Makabajones@reddit
I don't hate it.
AccomplishedPlankton@reddit
Based off of the initial brand change I thought a bunch of vividly dressed members of the community carrying a golden throne that I sit upon would be delivering me to my destinations. This looks like a car?
Johnny_Yesterday@reddit
Hope it doesn’t rain
YanniRotten@reddit (OP)
Official site: https://www.jaguarusa.com/copy-nothing/jaguar-type-00.html