ULPT Request: I'll be attending an event where I'm going to run into my old manager who was a jerk. What can I say to get under his skin?

Posted by Zealousideal-State42@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 267 comments

A company I previously worked at will be hosting a large-scale event for partners and customers. The new company I work at is a partner, which is why I'm going. My old boss will be there, and we'll have to engage.

When I left the other company, my manager wouldn't even talk to me or say goodbye. He's extremely passive-aggressive and all talk. Long story short, I ended up leaving because he was a lousy manager, chickened out when it came to doing the right thing, and I fell on the sword. Odds are, he never thought he'd run into me again, so he treated me pretty poorly on my way out. I'd love to be able to say something that will make him realize he's an ass and get under his skin for a few hours...hell, I'll take a few minutes. Any tips or ideas?